"So what is happiness?"

"What's wrong?"

"People shout in a sanctimonious manner, but in fact man is probably the most disorderly animal. Which animal will have a prostitute? Which animal will have a pornographic culture? Which animal will flaunt the boring question of 'I am a virgin'? Which animal will be so sexually hypocritical but full of coercion and a**, cheating and betrayal? Only humans. How many tragedies have this caused? Why bother? Is it necessary? It is better to just tear off the mask, why bother pretending to be so tired!", Marco said in a cold tone.

"Well, people are lonely, and having someone to accompany you is the greatest happiness. I wish I had a woman with me for the rest of my life. ”

Marco closed his eyes and couldn't help but think of Samui.

Marco sighed and slowly walked back with his guitar in his hands.

"Hehe, you're smart! I'll buy a small cake tomorrow, and then see if I can call Bai Jing over—"

"Y-you rascal!"

"Terrible?"

"Hmm, then what do you think people should do?", Han Xuejia smiled slightly, although Marco's words made her a little difficult to accept, but it did make some sense.

It is also open at night.

"Don't, you spare me, I can't bear a female devil, and I won't die anymore!"

Maybe Han Xuejia has the shadow of Su Mei on her.

"I learned in elementary school geography textbooks, and those scientists who thought they were great said that life would not exist without water, without air, if the temperature was too high and too low. ”

"Maybe, but that's a mess. But now there is a new idea, and there is a fourth sexual revolution in the Netherlands. Maybe in the future, we will no longer have a fixed partner, we are all free and single, we no longer have the current aiqing and marriage, and we need to make an appointment in advance to go to bed, just like going to the dentist. That life may be right, but for me - it's scary. ”

Did you really just leave the city?

"We hypocritically advocate monogamy, but how many people can live with their wives or husbands with peace of mind? How many couples can really spend their lives together because of aiqing? In nature, there are very few 'monogamy', even mandarin ducks are scattered after mating, how many loyal animals like cranes can there be?"

"I don't know, because I have the current ethics in my head, and I'm even more conservative than anyone else. But I thought about it, and it was ridiculous. Marco laughed self-deprecatingly.

"Sex?", Han Xuejia chose a word that was easier to export.

"Punk?"

Sure enough, the sky was about to change, and the wet evening breeze carried a cool breeze and blew Marco's hair away.

Marco felt a little hungry again, so he and Han Xuejia went to a restaurant in H Da Nei to ask for two bowls of knife-cut noodles.

"I am a victim of 'platonic aiqing', maybe I can only accept the kind of aiqing with Sumy, I strive for perfection. aiqing is to accompany and wait, not to stimulate and **. Marco smiled faintly.

"Hmph, I'm not that stupid!I'm going to die!", Marco gritted his teeth, resisting the temptation of sugar-coated shells.

"Hmm"

"Punk?xiexie, you didn't think I was crazy. Marco laughed too.

"Well, I'm very happy!", Marco also smiled, more sinister than Han Xuejia.

"Someone with you?"

"What, what's wrong?"

"People should treat aiqing and marriage and sex like animals?"

"Shit! Only empty and boring people think about these questions. If I have leg cramps now, I'll be so painful that I just roll on the ground holding my legs, and I won't have time to think about punk or aiqing!"

"Hehe, I really don't understand, since you believe in aiqing so much, how can you still consider those issues?", Han Xuejia also smiled.

After eating, Han Xuejia went back. Marco sat alone on campus for a while.

Marco buttoned up his phone, but felt an inexplicable loss.

What are you after?

"When will it be ready?", Ah Feng asked.

"Happiness is to wake up every morning and find that your little dd can still get an erection. ”

"Monogamy, for example. ”

"Do punks think about these questions?"

"Shouldn't there be aiqing and marriage?", Han Xuejia was stunned.

"Where's Weishenme?", Han Xuejia leaned over, her fists already clenched.

"Animals?"

"What do you say-", Han Xuejia's voice was so sweet that Marco had a nosebleed.

"Maybe there shouldn't be aiqing and marriage on shijie. Marco lowered his head and blew on the steaming noodle soup.

"You don't approve of monogamy?"

"No fuss, this is happiness in King's eyes. Marco smiled faintly.

8 people are nothing more than animals

Friends? Lovers?

"Don't be stinky and beautiful, you want people to come and people won't come! Bai Jing has been busy these days!"

"Poof-", Han Xuejia squirted out wildly.

"Then are you happy now?", Han Xuejia asked Marco with a wicked smile, with bad intentions!

Do you really like this girl?

The ringtone of the mobile phone woke Marco from his scattered thoughts, it was Ah Feng.

"I mean, our current aiqing and marriage, and even ethics, may be wrong, a kind of bondage of hypocrisy. Marco smiled and took a bite of the noodles.

"But we are human!", Han Xuejia seemed to be facing a mentally ill person.

"Maybe I'm the man on Shijie who wants to live a quiet life with a woman the most. Marco smiled, "But in essence, it's ridiculous." And sex. ”

"Oh, haode, I'll get over as soon as I can. ”

"Punk, it's just to suspect those hypocritical things on this shijie. Like the embezzlers of humanity, don't you think it's ridiculous for a little rabbit to ask for a ton of carrots for a meal? It only needs two to eat, and the rest can only be left there to rot. But people don't understand this simple truth. ”

"I don't dare say-", Marco was still in his right mind.

"In fact, does life necessarily need such conditions? People always understand shijie according to their own imagination. Later, those great scientists discovered that there were creatures in the hot and toxic environment of the crater under the sea, and they made a fuss and marveled at the miracle of life, and then the live bacteria in the magma made them pee their pants in fright. It's a normal thing, but it's hard for them to understand, it's human. I really hope that one day a bunch of aliens who breathe sulfur dioxide and feed on stones will catch their pigs' heads and lock them up in a cosmic black hole! Humans have either complicated simple things or made complex things simple. Maybe one day we will find out that Einstein's bullshit theory is all wrong, and we have been deceived by a madman for hundreds of years!"

"You're really a punk with a whimsical mind. Han Xuejia looked at Marco with a smile.

"Humans, too, are animals. The animal named Marco said lightly.

"Isn't it time to love?"

What are you and Han Xuejia?

"It's best to get here within three days, there's still a lot going on here. ”

And what about Han Xuejia?

"Hehe, what else?" , Han Xuejia smiled and began to encourage the madman to continue his fantasies.

Marco touched his arm and found that he had goosebumps and was a little cold.

"People always think that they are more advanced and more civilized, and they regard the behavior of animals as inferior, and they forget that they are ordinary animals. Perhaps the love and sex of animals is the truth of nature. Humanity has defied it. ”

"Alright, Miss, be angry. In fact, happiness is to have someone to accompany you. Mark stopped talking nonsense.

"Because I'm crazy, I think a lot of things that only a crazy person thinks. ”

“zaijian！”

Does Beijing really have a dream of its own?

"That's it, without further ado, I still have a show, hanging. ”

"Wrong?bondage?weishenme?"!~!