Chapter 2084 - Who the Hell Was Fooled?
Chapter 2084 - Who the Hell Was Fooled?
"Yes, I didn't fool you, I told the truth, what? Don't you dare?" Jing Fei looked at Mo Yu'er seriously.
"Who said I wouldn't dare, let's try, it's only been six years, and I'm definitely not going to empathize. Mo Yu'er gritted her teeth and said, very serious, like a female warrior who was about to go to battle.
"Okay, then take a look. Jing Fei stretched out his hand and walked out of the high-five-
Mo Yu'er didn't move, and looked at Jing Fei very complicatedly: "Uncle, I know you're fooling me, but I'd rather believe that it's true, I'll bet with you once, and I'll definitely not empathize with me." After speaking, he stretched out his little hand and struck Jing Fei at each other, his expression was very firm-
"It's very smart, you still bet with me knowing that I'm fooling you?" Jing Fei looked at Mo Yu'er very strangely, she knew that the girl in front of her was very smart, and she would understand sooner or later, but she didn't expect it to be so soon, not only did she understand, but she didn't care about betting with herself at all.
"Uncle, you look down on people, and I'm not stupid. Mo Yu'er pouted, very speechless.
"Well, it's not stupid, but the taste of starvation is very uncomfortable, right?" Jing Fei smiled: "Is it okay to eat now?" ”
"Yes. ”
Mo Yu'er's face was a little unnatural, she looked at Jing Fei very embarrassed, and said: "Actually, I did it on purpose, I know that my mother will definitely call you here, I just want to listen to your attitude." ”
"What do you mean?" Jing Fei didn't understand for a while.
"I also know that it's very wrong for me to rob a man with my mother, I, I just want to see your attitude, I am not on a hunger strike just to go against my mother, or because I want to see what you think, whether you will like me. Mo Yu'er looked at Jing Fei embarrassedly, and then showed a bright smile: "Now my purpose has been achieved-"
Jing Fei felt stupid, it took a long time to react, looking at Mo Yu'er who didn't make a sound for a long time, he is only here now, it seems that he has been fooled by Mo Yu'er for a long time, to be precise, it is not fooled, it is this girl who is leading her nose, not only herself, but even Yan Yan has been calculated by Mo Yu'er......
Hemp eggs.
"Uncle, you just high-fived me, you won't regret it, right?" Seeing Jing Fei's ugly face, Mo Yu'er asked with a little weakness.
"How is it possible, uncle has always counted when he speaks, how can he regret it?"
Jing Feipi looked at Mo Yu'er with a smile, eager to pick off this girl's skin, it was too annoying.
"I knew that my uncle was a real man with heavy commitments, a man, and a husband. Mo Yu'er admired.
But listening to Jing Fei's ears, how to listen to it, especially looking at Mo Yu'er's happy smile, Jing Fei was angry, and suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Mo Yu'er, pressed it on the bed, and slapped it "pop" is a slap-
"Ahh
Mo Yu'er's screams immediately rang out, absolutely earth-shattering-
Jing Fei didn't stop, he continued to slap a few times before stopping, he was really angry, he was calculated by a hairy girl, it was too infuriating.
"Uncle, you're so ruthless, my ass was smashed by you. Mo Yu'er looked at Jing Fei pitifully, her face was full of tears, this time it definitely hurt-
"You deserve it—"
Jing Fei scolded angrily, and then directly pointed to the food on the bedside table: "Hurry up and eat, otherwise you will continue to fight." ”
"Hmm-"
Mo Yu'er didn't know if she was really scared or if she had achieved her goal, this time she was very obedient, she crawled over obediently, grabbed a chicken leg with her hands, glanced at Jing Fei, and Jing Fei was also chilled...... Next, Mo Yu'er's eating action was even more exciting, Jing Fei's eyelids jumped wildly, this girl is really not ordinary hungry, a chicken leg, three or two bites to eat up, gobbling up more can not describe Mo Yu'er's eating posture at this time, where is this a soft girl in the south of the Yangtze River, the Northeast Han is inferior......
Jing Fei was originally very angry, but at this time, he was also distressed when he watched Mo Yu'er's crazy eating action, and asked, "Are you hungry, is it uncomfortable to be hungry?"
"Nonsense, uncle, do you want to try it too?" Mo Yu'er looked up, her voice whining and muttering unclearly, her mouth stuffed with food......
"I know if I don't want to do this kind of stupid thing in the future, in fact, there are many ways to die, how simple it is to jump off a building, just find a building and jump down, there is no room for regret, how simple, as long as you stand high enough to ensure that you fall to death, there will be no accidents, isn't it?" Jing Fei didn't have a good airway, and he was upset when he remembered Mo Yu'er using a hunger strike to threaten and count himself.
"I'm not stupid, how ugly it is to jump off a building and fall to death, ugly. Mo Yu'er shook her head and said.
"If you want to die, it's easy to look good, buy a bottle of sleeping pills and swallow it in one gulp, not only does it look good, but it also doesn't have any pain, and it will pass after a sleep. Jing Fei pursed his lips and continued.
Mo Yu'er finally raised her head from the food and looked at Jing Fei with resentment: "Uncle, do you really want me to die like this?"
"It's not that I want you dead, I'm just giving you a piece of advice. Jing Fei continued to pout.
Mo Yu'er was weak-hearted, lowered her head and continued to eat frantically......
The two large plates of food all entered Mo Yu'er's little belly after a while, and Jing Fei was so hungry that this girl was really hungry - I was really worried that it would break -
"Full?" Jing Fei asked as Mo Yu'er put down the empty plate.
"Satiety...... Hiccup, full-" Mo Yu'er's mouth was a full burp, and her little face turned red first......
"We're full, now it's time to get down to business. Jing Fei looked at Mo Yu'er very seriously.
"What's the matter?" Mo Yu'er was full of food and drink, and obviously had strength at this time, and looked at Jing Fei puzzled.
"I told you just now that I won't accept that you like this thing until you graduate from college, you should know ......"
"I know, aren't you just making excuses, I can understand. Mo Yu'er understood very well.
Jing Fei had a headache, and it was also a kind of torture to meet a girl who was too smart, but he could only continue: "In more than six years, a lot of things will happen, many of which are not your master, your thoughts will change a little bit, and you may soon feel that the uncle is actually very bad, not worth liking at all? Or if you have a boy you like, in short, your thoughts will definitely change, and all emotional matters are unknown——"
"Uncle, don't worry, I like Uncle you will never decrease, only more and more. "Mo Yu'er is very serious.
"That's what you're thinking now, maybe you'll change your mind in a few days. Jing Fei rolled his eyes, and his attachment to Mo Yu'er was also very helpless: "In short, in the past few years, if you really meet a boy who is excited, you must hurry up, and it is rare for a girl to meet a boy who is really attractive, and she may have one in her life——"
"The only one who can make my heart flutter is you, uncle. Mo Yu'er said with a smile.
"Shut up and listen to me. Jing Fei's glare interrupted Mo Yu'er: "Anyway, you still have more than six years to choose, understand?"
"I know. Mo Yu'er nodded, this time it was really quiet.
"I will try not to contact you in the past six years, even if I occasionally contact me, I am also your uncle, you have to distinguish ......" Jing Fei said seriously, this is the key issue.
"Then I can't even play with you in the future?" Mo Yu'er's expression suddenly became pitiful.
"Of course you can, but not too much, you also know my relationship with your mother, and your mother knows that you can't fight with me. Jing Fei said half-truthfully.
"Well, that's right, my mother's dissatisfied woman is now like a nervous disorder, don't worry, I will definitely secretly not let her know when I look for you in the future. Mo Yu'er thought so.
In a word, Jing Feidan hurt to death, he really wanted to say that you are more nervous than your mother, and none of your mothers and daughters are normal.
"In short, now we are still the same as before, there is no relationship between men and women, you have to understand, everything will be said after you graduate from college in six years......" Jing Fei made a final decision, this is the key.
"No problem. ”
Mo Yu'er was also very dry, and then asked again: "Then what if I still like my uncle so much after six years, will you marry me?"
"Poof—ahem—"
Jing Fei coughed violently-
"Uncle, don't be nervous, I'm joking with you, in fact, I don't care about the name or anything, I'll just be a junior for you, in fact, I don't mind my mother and you, I can accept it-" Mo Yu'er rushed up and patted Jing Fei's back very sensibly to help him calm down.
Jing Fei almost choked again, frightened, and looked at Mo Yu'er who didn't speak for a long time: You can accept it, I can't accept it, even if I have the courage to accept it, your mother can't accept it.
"Let's talk about it in six years, if you are really the same as now, uncle, I will let you go, and I will take you away and fly away. Jing Fei gritted his teeth and let it go, of course, it was all fooling, the most important thing now is to stabilize Mo Yu'er's mood first, as for what will happen at that time, more than six years is the time when girls grow and change the most, who knows what will happen.
"Really?" Mo Yu'er's eyes lit up immediately.
This made Jing Fei quite helpless, and couldn't help but ask, "Mo Yu'er, why do you like me?
"Okay, uncle, of course you're good. Mo Yu'er nodded without thinking, still excited by Jing Fei's words just now.
"What the hell am I good at, can't I change it?" Jing Fei was depressed.
"You don't need to change it, I think you're good anywhere, uncle, you can't change it, you're good. Mo Yu'er looked at Jing Fei with a smile, her eyes were watery and full of tenderness and sweetness, and Jing Fei's cold hair stood on end......
"Oh yes, is your leg injury healed?" Jing Fei hurriedly changed the topic, he was really afraid of the girl in front of him, this thinking was definitely not normal-
"Much better, uncle, your ointment is so good, you see, it's scarred now-"
Mo Yu'er immediately stretched out a smooth calf for Jing Fei to see-
Jing Fei immediately regretted it, because Mo Yu'er's legs were too sexy, and he would definitely be comparable to a super leg model in two years, and he was a little heartbeat when he saw it......
Jing Fei quickly stood up: "My stomach is a little uncomfortable, go down to the bathroom." ”
"Uncle, I have a bathroom here, you don't have to go outside, hey, what are you seeing outside with me?" Mo Yu'er shouted from behind, looking very surprised......
Jing Fei instead sped up his pace...... Flee......