Chapter 698: How can anyone be a sister like this!
South Korea, a military camp. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He Dongxun has been very depressed recently, and has quarreled with his girlfriend several times, she said that it is a normal communication, but He Dongxu is not very relieved about her agency, he knows that his girlfriend's career is declining, and the entertainment industry is a big dye vat, it is really difficult to say what she will be like after she retires...... Damn military service!
Now the only thing that can make He Dongxun occasionally happy is to watch the performance of the women's group and read the letters from his family - he found that after staying in the barracks for so long, he actually didn't tell jokes, but like those veterans, he thought about the women's group coming to the condolence performance every day, which made him even more sad.
However, he also has something to be proud of, Phoebe, who was forced to recognize his sister before, actually mails himself a postcard every month, as well as the signatures of all the members of Girls' Generation, this alone can make him happy for a week, and recently Phoebe also mentioned in the postcard that she shot a movie and will mail a copy to herself when the DVD is released.
I used to think that this sister was inexplicable and a little scary, but now that I think about it carefully, my sister hasn't written to herself for several months, saying that her letters are full of negative energy, this is not her younger brother, the audience loves haha should write a letter, and said that she wants to write a letter that can make others laugh!
Alas, Xi ~ You come to the barracks for a few months to try!
As for my wife, the psychologist's wife, every time I write a letter or call, it's like doing a psychological analysis, just like my sister, I always say haha it's not like this.
If you have the ability, you can also come to the barracks for a few months to try!!
Or an old girl...... Well, the old sister Phoebe is very caring, always talking about some interesting experiences, or where she went, and then she felt depressed by anti misunderstanding, but she felt much luckier than herself in the barracks...... Although He Dongxun understands that Phoebe's psychological knowledge is only stronger than herself, she knows from the time she comes to the door in the middle of the night to learn her psychological knowledge from herself, that girl is not a good stubble.
However, I like to see her say this now, what's the matter?
Carefully put the precious postcard away again, He Dongxun glanced at the calendar, it is March 3, and there are still five days until March 8, Phoebe said that it will be sent on March 8, and she will definitely not break her word.
When the time comes, even if you agree to some unequal conditions for the sergeant major, you must take a look at what the movie that girl is directed is arranged, and even if the shooting is not good, you must encourage and encourage yourself.
"He Dongxun!" came from the hallway.
The cabinet was not closed, He Dongxun quickly turned around and replied, "Here!~"
The person who came was the corporal squad leader, and I saw him beckoning at the door and said, "Ah! What are you delaying here!? Starking is about to start! Hurry up." ”
He Dongxun knew that the reason why he was greeted was entirely because the postcard that Phoebe wrote to him was robbed by these guys in the class to see it, seeing that he was not only a funny artist, but also related to the recent popular girlhood, especially the most enchanting, the tallest Phoebe is a brother and sister relationship, everyone's attitude towards him immediately and loved a lot, no, during the New Year, even the lieutenant company commander asked him if he could ask for a handwritten Chinese blessing note from Phoebe, of course, as He Dongxun, who has been in the entertainment industry for many years, knows that such requests are endless, so he pointed out that Phoebe asked for very few signatures, which was used to bribe several middle and high-ranking officials......
"Okay, I'll come~" He Dongxun immediately turned around and closed the wardrobe and ran out.
The reason why I want to watch starking is because someone found out on the starking website that Girls' Generation went to participate in the group, which makes it natural for the soldiers who have been in Girls' Generation to take a good look at how the cuties are doing......
That's right...... Girls' Generation was called "Little Cuties" by the soldiers during that time because of a few songs from last year, which many foreign fans don't know.
Of course, this nickname has gradually become less appropriate with the transformation that began in Girls' Generation 09.
The reason why I said so much digression is that there is no need to have too many descriptions when watching the show.
However, when Phoebe and Jiang Hudong began to have a conversation before the magic process, everyone in the entire activity room became "oh~~~".
And He Dongxun was naturally stunned, Brother Hu Dongge and Phoebe actually mentioned themselves in the show, and they had to take out their dummy boards, which ...... He Dongxun knows that an artist, no matter what type of artist he is, if he disappears in front of the public for two years because he joined the army, it is really difficult to make a comeback, and those combined artists are okay to say, to fight alone like him, getting a reggae band is a bit like playing, it is really difficult, but I didn't expect Brother Hu Dongge to think about himself, and even sighed that Phoebe, a junior in the entertainment industry, is still an idol artist with the lowest status, and he is still willing to mention himself...... Won't she really think of herself as a brother as she said on the show?
He Dongxun still clearly remembers how Phoebe made herself obey at that time, although because of her inexplicable methods, she began to gradually treat her as a sister, but she knew that it was all fake, and that girl was ruthless.
Although he thought so, He Dongxun's tears flowed out, and his comrades-in-arms were still screaming and making fun of themselves, but when they found out that they were crying, they stopped joking, but comforted themselves one by one, as if they were a fool.
Hmph! You're not my sister!
He Dongxun grinned and continued to stare at the TV screen, for fear of slipping away a trace of detail, when Phoebe in the TV smashed his dummy's head with a punch, He Dongxun shouted while laughing: "Ah! How can there be a sister like you!"
And the comrades-in-arms gave themselves a few beatings with envy and hatred, but He Dongxun felt that even if he was beaten, he was still very happy: "I envy you to death!yes~~!"
The squad leader immediately gritted his teeth and said, "He Dongxun! After watching TV, do a hundred push-ups!"
"Yes!" He Dongxun said proudly as if he had been rewarded.
Later, after Phoebe in the show mentioned that He Dongxun was very lucky, the comrades-in-arms all nodded, scolding you for having something to do with Girls' Generation, isn't it luck!
"Squad leader, you should let him do two hundred push-ups!" someone giggled and suggested.
"Ahh
"Squad leader, can I do those 100 push-ups for him?!"
"Hahahaha~~"
"Don't make a fuss, watch TV honestly!"
Soon, the show came to the scene where the classic image Haroro developed by He Dongxun appeared on the card, which made He Dongxun can't help but sigh, no matter what, this girl is really comprehensive and serious, and it is estimated that those child fans of their own will definitely think of their own ...... That's nice......
And the comrades-in-arms hilariously made a hat for He Dongxun to wear on his head, but unfortunately it didn't look like it.
Next, there is the shot of the card hanging in the air and the flame explosion in mid-air, which makes everyone feel: I rub, this magic is amazing, right?
So someone asked, "Donghoon, do you know that Phoebe can do such a magic?"
He Dongxun shook his head and said, "Just like you, you know the coin magic trick she used to ...... I didn't ask her, you know, it's taboo. ”
The comrades-in-arms nodded, but someone said, "If Girls' Generation comes to the condolence performance, can Phoebe also perform magic?"
He Dongxun said with a bitter face: "I'm not their agent, how do I know if I can? And do you look at magic or people!?"
Everyone thought: Yes, who has the kung fu to watch magic, of course it depends on the person...... It would be nice if I could put it on and see it......
And when Jiang Hudong and Phoebe returned to the guest seat later, everyone couldn't help but look at He Dongxun frequently, because He Dongxun said more than once that Phoebe's girl was very barbaric.
What is being said on TV, it is natural for my sister to beat my brother, it seems that He Dongxun has encountered it, but it is true, there is a sister at home, and it is true that I often fight with my sister so that you come and go, but when I think about it, it is full of good memories of home......
However, there are also people who are only children, and they wonder: "It's really so scary to have a sister?"
"Cut, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, Phoebe is right, it's better to have a sister than to have a sister, you didn't discuss when your sister beat you, you can fight back when your sister beats you, it's actually very interesting to quarrel with me, alas...... It's a pity that I only have a sister and no sister at home. ”
"Hahaha~ It seems that you are often beaten by your sister?"
"Well, don't you dare to fight back, alas, squad leader, don't you have three younger sisters?
The squad leader said proudly and disdainfully: "Cut, my three younger sisters are all short-tempered...... Alas...... I don't know if I can quarrel with me when I go back, I miss them. ”
"Me too, it's really more interesting to have a sister at home than a sister, and it's very noisy and lively. The one across the door from my house is having a miserable life, and I have two older sisters......"
"I wipe it, then he must not be bullied to death?"
He Dongxun also interjected at this time: "My sister often beats me ......"
"Don't you have a sister now?!"
He Dongxun shouted: "You don't know, Phoebe is amazing, I can't beat her." ”
"Ah, if you really beat her, she won't quarrel with you next time, make sure you regret it, my old sister is like this, I already knew to let her order it. ”
The only child just now said depressedly: "A bunch of neurotics, bullying their own sister is still addicted." ”
"You don't understand, my sister was obedient when she was a child, but she always had her own doctrine when she grew up, and she didn't want to deal with you, if she didn't quarrel with her, she would go outside and quarrel with other men, so when the elder brother has the obligation to quarrel with his sister, this is to help his sister practice how to deal with men. Someone said triumphantly.
"What kind of fallacy is this...... It's clear that your sister sees that you are lazy, so it's annoying!" A soldier who only has an older sister and no younger sister suddenly said with a smile in tears, and then added: "My sister beat me up because of this old man." ”
"That's you, I'm not lazy! My sister just has nothing to do to stimulate me, hum, it's all made by those little white-faced idol groups, it's really annoying. ”
It is true that men's groups are not very popular in the barracks, especially since men's groups are often used to delay military service...... Speaking of this topic, He Dongxun immediately shrank back, he knew that he was also the kind of person who delayed military service.
The squad leader saw He Dongxun shrink and frowned slightly, no matter what, He Dongxun finally joined the army, and he was still a soldier under him, and the first few months were fine, and now there is no need to say it again, so he said: "Okay, the men's groups in the barracks don't dare to come, why are you talking about this, it's inexplicably unlucky, look at it, let you talk nonsense, girlhood is gone!"
Everyone actually reacted, and there was no need to talk about this topic anymore, after all, He Dongxun had already integrated into the collective.
"Oh~"
Someone helped change the topic and said: "By the way, He Dongxun, didn't you say that your sister made a movie? Why is there no publicity on the market these days?"
He Dongxun scratched his head and said, "She didn't say what was going on, she just said that she wanted to send the DVD over." In fact, he vaguely knew that Saman Company didn't like Phoebe very much, which was not a big secret in the entertainment industry. Especially when the director makes a movie so showy, so it is really not surprising that he will not be on the big screen in South Korea, but he naturally will not tell some things in the circle to outsiders.
"Really, when will it be sent, why didn't you say it earlier?"
"I haven't received it now, what is the use of what I said, and when I receive it, I don't believe you won't know, cut~"
"Squad leader, He Dongxun stood guard a lot last month, should he be given a week off?" someone suddenly said.
The squad leader immediately understood what he meant, nodded and said, "Well, He Dongxun, you don't have to stand guard for the time being this week, go pick up the mail as soon as you have it, don't let the official send you a message saying that he ordered it on your behalf." ”
Previously, according to He Dongxun's request, the Chinese couplet sent by Fei Bi was robbed by the company commander, so He Dongxun had to ask Fei Bi again.
So He Dongxun nodded and said, "Okay, I know." But he added: "Actually, the company commander, they know...... I guess I'm waiting......"
"You're such a loser, how could you betray your sister like this!" someone said angrily.
"I betrayed it there! Every time she writes something on a postcard, she doesn't have to open the envelope to know what is written, what can I do?"
"You're not going to ask Phoebe to stop writing postcards and write letters instead?!
The squad leader hurriedly cried and laughed: "Ahh
"Uh......" Everyone thought about it, and sure enough, they couldn't let Phoebe write a letter, and they suddenly stopped talking.
In fact, He Dongxun understands that it is definitely a wise decision for Phoebe to write a postcard to herself, instead of writing a letter, after all, she is a member of a female idol group, and it is too easy for people to misunderstand if she writes letters, so it is better to have a postcard.
At this time, some of the wonderful scenes of starking began to be replayed on TV, among which the scene of Phoebe smashing He Dongxun's dummy head was broadcast several times, which made everyone laugh, and He Dongxun cried out with laughter: "Ah! Just put it once! Why do you put it so many times? This is obviously to blacken me!"
In fact, he was happy in his heart, no one paid attention to him in the barracks, and now even if someone hacks himself, it is a good thing.
And the comrades-in-arms suddenly grabbed him with a grin, put on the same pose as He Dongxun on TV, and then learned Phoebe's pose......
"Ahh
"Hahaha~"
Standing in front of He Dongxun, the comrade-in-arms who was measuring the posture smiled and said: "It's nothing, it's just the feeling of experiencing Phoebe, tsk, I actually broke my face all at once, how many times do I have to practice this~"
He Dongxun had no choice but to shout again: "Ah! How can there be a slap in the face? Actually, I don't know Phoebe at all, I just lied to you by saying that! I just want you to envy and envy you." ”
"Cut~It's so hateful~"
"That's it, beat him!"
"Squad leader, don't go, help!"
"The squad leader is holding your arm, he didn't leave. ”
"Beat him up and see if you can get the luck card out too. ”
"Hahahaha~"
"Ahh
"You said the same thing last time, don't believe it!"
"Ah~~Phoebe!I hate you!~"
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