Chapter 4: Fake Boyfriend
"Principal Zhong, is there anything else?" Hong Hezhang sat down again and asked suspiciously. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhong Shenxiu took out a document and put it in front of Hong Hezhang, and asked curiously, "Why is your resume blank?"
"Hehe, Principal Zhong, what do you want to know?" Hong Hezhang said with a smile: "You ask me directly, I must know everything." ”
"No!" Zhong Shenxiu looked businesslike and said, "You just need to fill out this resume completely." I am now the vice principal of the ancient and modern school, specializing in personnel administration, I must be responsible for the teachers and students of the school, and I cannot let some hooligan perverts of unknown origin take advantage of their positions to pick up girls on the campus and affect the reputation of the school. ”
"Hehe, Principal Zhong......" Hong Hezhang couldn't help but smile when he heard this: "Listening to your tone and looking at your appearance, can I understand that you are jealous?"
"Nonsense. Zhong Shenxiu said angrily: "How can I be jealous of you?"
"I didn't say you were jealous of me!" Hong Hezhang laughed and said, "Principal Zhong, you don't recruit yourself!"
"You ......" Zhong Shenxiu's face turned crimson, slapped the table, and shouted: "Hong Hezhang, please be serious, okay? I am now your superior." ”
"Okay, good!" Hong Hezhang immediately restrained his smile, raised his head and chest, corrected his attitude, and asked seriously: "Leader, please instruct!"
"......" Zhong Shenxiu was full of black lines, his face was speechless, and after calming down, he asked again: "Do you want to fill in the resume?"
"Report to the principal, in fact, I don't have anything to write on my resume. ”
"Why?"
Hong Hezhang smiled helplessly: "Because I have never been to school, I don't have any academic certificates or anything, how can you ask me to write them?"
"Ancient and modern school recruiters never look at academic certificates...... Zhong Shenxiu said: "I am curious, since you are both civil and military, why did you come here to be the most ordinary homeroom teacher? Moreover, who are your parents? Who is your master? And what is your family background? Why are you so knowledgeable and talented at a young age? What kind of environment did you grow up in?......
Hong Hezhang looked at Zhong Shenxiu with a smile, and suddenly pretended to be surprised: "Principal Zhong, you care so much about my family background, don't you really like me?"
"Hong Hezhang ......" Zhong Shenxiu said angrily: "Didn't you just say that I asked you, would you know everything?"
Hong Hezhang nodded and said, "I said this, but when I asked you, didn't you say no?"
"You don't write a resume, of course I have to ask you......" Zhong Shenxiu said angrily: "Do you say it?"
Hong Hezhang smiled and asked tentatively, "What if I don't say it?"
"If you don't say it, I'll fire you right away. Zhong Shenxiu snorted coldly: "Even if Governor Chen Zhanpeng Chen gives you a guarantee and recommendation, it is useless, the county official is not as good as the current management, I am not the principal Qin Yinghao, if I don't give him face, what can he do to me?"
Hong Hezhang sighed, accompanied by a smile, and said, "Principal Zhong, don't we have a little room for negotiation? It's not that I don't want to say it, but it's a long story, and it's hard to say in a word. If you want to know my family background so much, it's actually very simple, as long as the Spring Festival comes, you and I go home to see my parents, and when the time comes, don't you know everything?"
"Will you die if you don't take advantage of others?" Zhong Shenxiu's expression was slightly ashamed, he glanced at Hong Hezhang, suddenly had an idea, and smiled mysteriously: "If you want me not to fire you, it's okay, you promise me a condition!"
"What conditions?" Hong Hezhang said worriedly: "It won't be a personal promise, right? Let me tell you, I'm still a virgin, if you're not a virgin, I resolutely disagree!"
"......" Zhong Shenxiu's head was full of black lines, silent for a while, and finally calmed the anger in his heart, and said: "Don't worry, even if I am not a virgin, I will not be rare with you." ”
"Hey, it's a pity for you!" Hong Hezhang sighed: "A good husband like me, there is no such shop in this village, you don't know how to cherish it!"
“……”
"Actually, I can see that you are still a virgin. ”
“……”
"What are the conditions, you say come and listen?"
"When My Boyfriend ......"
"Look, look, you still say that you don't like me? And you say that you don't like me?" Hong Hezhang looked at Zhong Shenxiu and teased: "You women, it's duplicity." ”
"Don't get me wrong. Zhong Shenxiu snorted coldly: "I'm talking about a fake boyfriend." ”
"Fake boyfriend?" Hong Hezhang knew that things were not so simple, and hurriedly asked: "We have this relationship, can we go to bed in the future?"
"No, you can't. ”
"Can you kiss it?"
"No, you can't. ”
"Can you hug it?
"No, you can't. ”
"Can you hold hands?"
"Yes. Zhong Shenxiu nodded and said, "But with my consent." As for any other illegal behavior of holding hands, it is absolutely not allowed. ”
"Okay. Hong Hezhang smiled and said, "I promise you." ”
Zhong Shenxiu saw Hong Hezhang agree so quickly, and couldn't help but wonder: "You don't want to ask me why you want me to be my fake boyfriend?"
"Do you still need to ask about this kind of thing?" Hong Hezhang said with a smile: "Either you like me, or you use me as a shield, isn't it written like this in many novels?"
"......" Zhong Shenxiu asked curiously, "Aren't you afraid of danger?"
"Afraid, how can you not be afraid?" Hong Hezhang looked at Zhong Shenxiu and said with a smile: "But thinking that Principal Zhong is so beautiful, I will be a ghost even if I am a ghost under the peony flower!"
"......" Zhong Shenxiu was speechless, and quickly changed the topic, seeing that Hong Hezhang was still wearing yesterday's clothes, and immediately asked: "I took away your clothes yesterday, you shouldn't have any clothes to replace last night, right?"
"Yes!" Hong Hezhang looked at Zhong Shenxiu and said with a smile: "I was just thinking about going to buy clothes after class this evening, but unfortunately I don't have any money, why don't Principal Zhong lend me some money first?"
"I'll go buy it with you. What kind of clothes will you buy?" Zhong Shenxiu said with a disgusted face: "Look at the clothes you are wearing now, they are really dirty scum, if you wear this kind of clothes to go out again in the future, I dare not say that you are my boyfriend." ”
"Hey, hey, you can eat randomly, you can't talk nonsense!" Hong Hezhang looked at Zhong Shenxiu and said with a serious face: "Although it is said that the Buddha relies on gold clothes and people rely on clothes, there are some things that have a profound meaning, such as the Tianlong costume I wear, which was cut and sewn by my mother herself." ”
"Huh?" Zhong Shenxiu said with an embarrassed face, "Yes...... I'm sorry, I didn't know ......"
"It's fine. Hong Hezhang waved his hand and said with a smile: "If my mother knew that you were her future daughter-in-law, she would definitely not blame you." ”
"......" Zhong Shenxiu's face immediately darkened.
Hong Hezhang smiled, stopped at the point, got up and said, "If there is nothing else, I'll go first?"
"Get out of here!"
"See you in the evening!" Hong Hezhang said with a smile, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and asked, "By the way, has your aunt's abnormal symptoms been cured?"
“……”
When Zhong Shenxiu heard this, his face collapsed!(To be continued.) )