Chapter Forty-Three: Usopp the Righteous Liar
Chapter Forty-Three: Usopp the Righteous Liar
As soon as Nami's words fell, Skynet, which Yunfei was spreading, suddenly felt a faint hostility, so Yunfei immediately reminded: "Everyone be careful, there may be enemies!"
Of course, this reminder is to Nami, if there is a real enemy, the only one who is threatened is probably Nami.
Zoro discounted Hatche with a relaxed face, obviously aware of it, but not caring at all.
"Where, where, where" Luffy looked left and right curiously, trying to find the other party, but how could he find it if he looked around like this.
"It's coming. Yunfei reminded, and then blocked in front of Nami, just in case, the current Nami is indeed weaker.
However, the target against the opposite is not the weakest Nami, but the most tricky Luffy.
I only saw a lot of particles, and I flew towards Luffy in one go.
"Ahhh
At this moment, dozens of pirate flags waving in the wind suddenly appeared on both sides of the steep slope.
"Wow, that's amazing!" Luffy shouted with his eyes shining.
"What's so awesome about this!" Yunfei and Zoro complained at the same time.
Luffy's brain is really different from ordinary people, I don't know what to think, it's always not in the same dimension as everyone else, and Yunfei can't explain it, so he can only attribute this to "too simple"!
"Is now the time to admire others?" Nami said speechlessly.
"Hahaha!"
A loud laugh came from the slope.
Everyone looked up and saw a young man with curly hair and a strange long nose, looking down at everyone with his hands on his chest.
"I am the sea thief Usopp who led my men to rule this village, and people praise me and call me 'our Captain Usopp', if you want to attack this village, I advise you to give up, because my 80 million men will not let you go!"
Idiot, if this guy keeps deceiving people like this, he can make the liar angry to death!" Yun Fei thought speechlessly.
But when Luffy heard that the other party had 80 million subordinates, he had a brain disorder again, his mouth opened wide, and his eyes lit up and shouted, "Death Valley, it's so powerful!"
Just as Usopp was feeling proud of tricking Luffy, Yunfei's indifferent voice came from not far away.
"Idiot, do you know what the total population of the East China Sea is? Even the World Government probably doesn't even have eight million troops. There are 80 million subordinates? There are 8,000 people on this small island. ”
Usopp immediately panicked when he heard this, hugged his head and stammered: "Oops, no, I've been recognized!"
"Look, he said he's been recognized!" said Na with a beautiful smile, she really had never seen such a bad liar.
Usopp was even more devastated when he heard this, his whole body writhed like a gummy, and then said, "I accidentally said that I missed my mouth!"
Nami looked at it speechlessly, and Yunfei also complained speechlessly: "You brag and find a reliable one! You will starve to death in the future if you lie so much!"
Only Luffy said with a look of surprise, "What? Is it actually a lie?"
I'm really worried about your IQ!" the three of them complained helplessly in their hearts at the same time.
Although the cowhide is blown up, who says that the cowhide can't be blown if it is blown up?
Soon Usopp regained his composure, and said confidently: "Hmph, 80 million is an exaggeration, but I still have a lot of excellent subordinates." ”
"It's three little kids. Yun Fei continued to poke his cowhide.
"Oh! I've seen through it! Quick, run away!"
The three children jumped out in fright, then dropped the pirate flag and ran away.
"Hey, green peppers, turnips, onions, don't run!" said the lonely Usopp, whose forehead was covered with cold sweat, trembled.
However, the three of them were just children in the end, and they were extremely afraid of where they would listen to Usopp, and it was a great test of courage to hold on until now.
"I've never heard of a pirate using a slingshot!" Nami said jokingly, picking up a marble.
Usopp's behavior was extremely boring in anyone's eyes, but in Luffy's eyes, it turned into fun, and Luffy smiled and said, "Hahaha, you're so funny!"
Luffy laughed happily, turning into ridicule in Usopp's eyes, although he was not very capable, but Usopp's self-esteem was not small, so he angrily took out the marbles, and then said while aiming: "Don't underestimate me, because of my strong self-esteem, people call me 'Captain Usopp, the self-respecting man'." ”
Luffy saw Usopp aiming at him with a weapon, and he didn't smile anymore, his face was expressionless, and he said slowly with a murderous face: "Since you have pulled out a gun, you have to risk your life, I mean, this kind of thing is not a toy used to bluff people!"
"Indeed, you are done, you have died, have you come to your senses?" Yun Fei said lightly, word by word, and then exuded his murderous aura at Usopp.
"You're in front of a real pirate!" Nami said jokingly.
When Sauron heard this, he unsheathed his knife and looked at Usopp with murderous eyes.
Under the murderous aura of everyone, Usopp trembled and barely supported, and finally under the murderous aura of everyone, Usopp put down the slingshot in his hand weakly, and said with a sweat: "Sure enough, sure enough, the words and momentum of the real pirates are extraordinary, so powerful!"
When everyone heard this, they looked at each other and laughed.
Strong on the outside and dry in the middle. Yun Fei secretly made a conclusion to Usopp in his heart, but it was indeed very appropriate.
"It's learning and selling. Luffy said with a smile.
Usopp was stunned when he heard this, and Luffy continued to explain, "It's to learn from the words of the pirate Shanks, whom I respect. ”
"Incense, Shanks, do you know that pirate Shanks?" said Usopp in surprise.
"Well, your father is Jesus. Luffy smiled happily.
Thinking of this, Yunfei finally understood why Luffy was so excited, it turned out that he had met the son of an old man. However, in the vast sea, it is indeed fate to be able to meet.
As soon as he heard that the other party actually knew his father, whom he hadn't seen for more than ten years, Usopp was surprised and fell directly down the steep slope.
However, he didn't feel himself hit the ground for a long time, and when he opened his eyes, he found that he was actually floating half a meter above the ground, and he immediately struggled in fright.
Seeing Usopp struggling, Yunfei released his mental power to hold Usopp, and then saw Usopp smash to the ground with a bang......
[Friends, Ruxiang went to watch a Hollywood blockbuster today, Batman v Superman, so the update was delayed, but fortunately, it's not too late to make up for it. Liuxiang's promise of one day a day will not be a word of loss, and there will definitely be two and three changes in the future!]