"Ahem!"

Han Momo straightened his color, wanting to show the majesty of a teacher, and raised his head and chest...... Oh no, no chests. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

In short, Han Momo tried his best to show the most majestic state, although there was still no majesty at all.

Walking up to the podium, "Good morning, students, before today's class, I would like to introduce you to a new classmate......"

"Ha, new classmates, Mr. Momo, why haven't I heard you mention that there will be new classmates before? A classmate asked.

"Ah...... I only got the message last night. ”

"Alas~~~"

It seemed that they were a little surprised by the sudden arrival of the news, and everyone's eyes turned to Mo Ming in unison.

Hmph, are you all looking at me?

A sneer flashed under Mo Ming's calm expression, this is an important moment to create the first impression, so you have to be ruthless and raise your arrogant head...... Day, if only I hadn't saluted just now!

Well, the first impression should be a tease!

Anyway, it's not an interview, so let's do it.

"Mo Ming, please come in. “

Han silently beckoned to Mo Ming, waited for Mo Ming to walk to the podium, and said with a smile, "Let's introduce myself to everyone first." ”

"Oh...... Hello everyone, my name is Mo Ming, please take care of me in the future!"

Simple and clear, neither humble nor arrogant.

"Well, it's really a very simple way to introduce yourself......" Han smiled silently, and said while writing Mo Ming's name on the blackboard, "That's how the name is written, so be it......"

Suddenly, someone raised his hand and interrupted: "Self-introduction is too perfunctory! There is no sincerity at all, so how can everyone take care of you!"

"Agree! at least what you like, what you hate, and whatever!"

"And how are you doing in school, do you have any skills that you are good at, such as playing football, drawing, etc.!"

I'll go!

Classmates are so naughty, like you guys, in my previous high school, I was going to be caught by the head teacher and soaked in the pig cage!

In the chaotic cries of his classmates, Han Momo decisively chose to give in, "Ah...... The students are really enthusiastic, so let's introduce myself in more detail, such as hobbies and hobbies......"

"Uh......" Mo Ming thought about it, he really didn't have anything to say, but Han Momo's look of hope, as if he was begging himself to help her out, had to say a few words, "My academic performance should be okay, very helpful, if you need help, just tell me!"

Hmph, uncle, I'm a college graduate with a bachelor's degree, and I guess I don't dare to be presumptuous in front of me!

By the way, give yourself another wave of advertising, students, make a wish to me!

Perfect!

"Well, is it really helpful? What can you do for us?"

Ah, that's a good question!

Mo Ming puffed up his chest and said with a full sense of anger: "There is nothing, I can't do it, it's just the stars in the sky, as long as you want, I will also take it off for you!"

"Wow......" exclaimed!

Hmph, I was surprised by my sharp words!

Since it's an advertisement, you have to blow it hard!

I didn't look at people, and newsrooms often wrote the headline "Shocked...... After reading it, 1.3 billion people were silent...... The man was silent, and the woman was in tears!", so the slogan must be shouted loudly, first trick people into making wishes, and then talk about whether they can trigger the wishes.

So, next......

"Are you sure there's nothing you can't do?" a rugged voice came as a stout boy with a handful of yellow hair dyed on his forehead.

"Of course!"

"What's your name?"

Damn, didn't you even pay attention to my name? Forget it, I won't bother with you this time.

"Under Mo Ming, what are you doing!" Mo Ming clenched his fists.

The stout boy didn't say a word, stood up, raised his hand and grabbed two thumb-thick planks, put them between the two desks, and then slammed down with his palm, and with a "pop", the two planks broke together!

Awesome, my brother!

Karate or Taekwondo? Try a few more pieces, and I'll see if I can sell two packs of melon seeds in the front row.

"Wow! Shen Zhiming is still so short-tempered!

Yo, this stout boy is called Shen Zhiming.

"I'm from the karate club, and we just happen to be short of people right now, and we need someone who can split at least two planks, so come on. Shen Zhiming smiled coldly at Mo Ming, "If you can't split the two planks, then don't come." “

Oh,! That's the purpose.

I said I can do anything, you just want to find something difficult to block me!

Hmph, isn't it just two planks, in front of this god, why bother......

"System, how much experience does it cost to split two planks. “

【Ding!】

[System Prompt: It takes 20 XP to split two planks on the spot!Current XP: (100/18)!]

Yo, I'm only 18 o'clock...... Even if there are 20 points, they can't be wasted on splitting wood, and the meaning is weak.

"Why, the cowhide was blown so quickly?" Shen Zhiming smiled at Mo Ming.

Mo Ming's eyelids jumped slightly, uncle, you have to follow your more serious attitude, didn't that person in the newsroom have already been beaten to death?

I think you're here to make trouble...... Drag this guy out and continue!

After settling down, Mo Ming said lightly: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in karate." ”

Be strong!

People respect me, I respect people, but if you provoke trouble with me, then I don't need to be kind to you!

Kindness...... Anyway, you have to cover up the fact that you can't do it!

"Shen Zhiming, don't be embarrassed by Mo Ming. Han Momo stood up in a cold sweat and stood up to play a round and said, "Classmate Mo Ming must be very talented, everyone ......"

"What kind of talent is that?"

A crisp voice interrupted Han Momo, "Teacher Momo, I think the students must also want to know about Mo Ming's talent, so please ask Mo Ming to show his talent." ”

The voice...... What a familiar voice!

Mo Ming turned his gaze to the owner of the voice, his purple hair was scattered and hung down on his shoulders, his appearance was quite standard, an absolute beauty, and the scale of the European pie was also very large, and he was about to catch up with Sister Qing's breasts......

"She was ...... when she crashed two days ago The girl in the car!"

The other party's voice is very unique, so Mo Ming can recall so quickly that this girl should be Yu Ba's sister!

"Yu Ruohan's proposal is very good, but Mo Ming ...... What kind of talent is there? ”

Look, it's really Yu Ba's sister, all of them are still here, I really didn't expect that Yu Ba's kind of vulgar person would have such a beautiful sister, tyrannical things!

…… Wait, now isn't the time for my sister to have a seizure.

Han Momo was looking at Mo Ming as if she was asking for help, it seemed that the strong demands of her classmates also put her under huge pressure, "Why don't you sing a song, dance or something?"

Forget about dancing, I'm afraid that dancing will be too enchanting, and if I accidentally attract fans, it won't meet my low-key criteria for God, singing...... Just sing one!

"Ahem!" Mo Ming cleared his throat and said with a straight face, "Then let's sing a song!"

"Ahh

"Yes, yes, I think it's good to split the plank!"

What kind of people are they?

I am afraid that the world will not be chaotic! I want to be dragged out and continued, don't you?