Chapter 3 I'm a Piece of Waste
For martial artists, it is also difficult to draw bones when painting tigers, and those who can draw bones are half ninety. But even so, in the rivers and lakes that Jiang Han knew, there were very few masters who could reach the realm of painting bones, and the Taoist in front of him, who claimed to Jiang Han to collect debts as soon as they met and Huo Ran made a move, seemed to be such a master!
Martial arts to the extreme, leaves and flying flowers can hurt people, not to mention such a big wine gourd!
The withered yellow wine gourd was integrated, if it weren't for the wilted cane stem on the gourd cover and arcing in the air, it would not have been possible to see that the gourd itself flying towards Jiang Han was spinning wildly.
Jiang Han seemed to see that inside the withered yellow and plump, the clear and transparent wine was spinning wildly with the gourd, forming a whirlpool that reached the bottom of the gourd!
In Jiang Han's eyes at this time, this wine gourd is no longer a gourd, but a sharp blade that can slaughter lives, he has no doubt at all, if he doesn't dodge or dodge, let the wine gourd smash himself, then his head will be like a watermelon falling from a height, and the slurry will splash everywhere!
But unexpectedly, Jiang Han didn't dodge or dodge.
His pupils shrank suddenly, Jiang Han's face was expressionless, staring at the wine gourd that was like a sharp blade, without the slightest response!
Closer, closer!
One meter, half a meter, ten centimeters!
However, when the gourd was less than three inches away from Jiang Han's forehead, the wine gourd stopped abruptly, blocking Jiang Han's vision.
"Why don't you fight, do you want to deny it?"
The withered yellow wine gourd was removed, revealing the somewhat retro face of the old road.
From the old way of making a move, Jiang Han was like a great enemy, to this time to stop, appearing within Jiang Han's reach, with an interval of less than three seconds. Fortunately, at this time, the bridge fell into a short vacuum period, and no one passed by, otherwise, just by virtue of the strange pace of the old road crossing nearly 100 meters in three seconds just now, I am afraid that tomorrow Jiang Han will be on tomorrow's Star City Daily with this old road.
"I can't fight, why fight, from the moment you made a move, I knew that I lost, I knew that I was going to lose, so why waste my efforts, what's more, I owe you, I said that it would last for fifteen years, but until now, it is only ten years, and the deadline has not yet arrived, when it comes to denial, it is you who want to deny!"
Jiang Han's face was obviously relieved, although Lao Dao's move to withdraw his hand had long been expected by him, but he was still a little apprehensive in his heart when dealing with the powerful gourd just now.
Lao Dao glanced at Jiang Han with a straight face, revealing some disdain for the old man, and said angrily:
"Fart!"
As soon as Lao Dao said this, his previous decent appearance of Dao Bone Immortal Wind instantly dissipated. Lao Dao casually pulled the stopper from the gourd and indulged in heavy drinking.
For a while, the aroma of the wine was strong, and when I smelled it, I knew that the old gourd was not an extraordinary product, Rao is Jiang Han is not a good wine person, smelling the aroma of this wine, or unconsciously fluttered. It was only at this time that Jiang Han completely relieved his body and mind, completely detached himself from the previous situation, and looked at the Taoist in front of him like an old drunkard, and a knowing smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
He whispered in his heart: This is the crazy person I know!
Eight years ago, when he was in danger, Jiang Han met this retro Taoist in front of him. At that time, Jiang Han was covered in blood and was already on the verge of dying, and it was this old Taoist god who descended from heaven and saved his life. Two to be exact.
Before leaving, this Taoist also carried a gourd and drank indulgently, and then threw him a yellowed ancient book called "Daomen Xuanyin", leaving a sentence "Your life is mine now, I will come to take it in fifteen years, if you don't want to die, then study the things in the book well, if you can beat me or kill me, your life will still be yours, otherwise your life will only be temporarily stored in you for fifteen years!" Then the man disappeared silently.
Jiang Han still remembers that this old way was light and light before leaving, but he was shocked to hear the situation at that time.
That year, Jiang Han was in danger with an eight-year-old girl who was greedy for play, and almost lost his innocence and lost his life!
That year, although he was forced by the old scalper to stand on the stake and practice boxing and martial arts since he was a child, Jiang Han, who had never touched anyone, injured his life for the first time, and slaughtered the lives of more than a dozen scum at one time!
It was also that year that the grandfather who had always been a knife-mouthed tofu heart to him, the old scalper Jiang Hedi slapped him twice, and he didn't say anything about your young man, but even made Jiang Han, who had already vomited blood, kneel in front of an old man who had a vague impression at this time to admit his mistake, and said to him fiercely: "If you harm other people's daughters in the future, you don't need others to take action, I will kill you with my own hands!" ”
That year, Jiang Han was ten years old, and the little girl who was in danger because of him and almost died was eight years old.
Jiang Han couldn't understand why Lao Dao would appear there to save his life, and it wasn't until three years ago that Jiang Han knew that the Taoist who saved him at the beginning turned out to be a madman who was praised by the people of the rivers and lakes as Dao Ancestor! The orthodox descendants of Taoism have a very high status in the Taoist sect. The realm is beyond the mundane, doing things casually, not restrained, and not asking the reason. Good drinking, drinking joy Li Bai will enter the wine!
The past is like smoke, for eight years, this is the second time Jiang Han has seen Xing Crazy, perhaps because of the original life-saving grace, so that although the current Jiang Han has forgotten the appearance of the little girl who almost lost her life because of him, and the appearance of the old man who was kneeling down by Lu Li to admit his mistake, he still clearly remembers the voice and appearance of the person in front of him, which is not bad at all!
When Jiang Han pulled back his thoughts, the Taoist had already re-plugged the lid of the gourd, and a light red of aftertaste appeared on his rigid face, adding a bit of childlike fun to his somewhat rigid face.
"The day is my destiny! Your life is also mine, I can take it whenever I want! ”
The Taoist pinned the gourd to his waist, full of wine. A look of disdain.
The smile on Jiang Han's face became thicker and thicker, it was very strange, it was obviously the second time they met, but Jiang Han didn't feel half a strange feeling on this old way, on the contrary, he would feel very close. Even if this old Taoist said that his life was his, and he could come and take it at any time, Jiang Han did not feel half disgusted, but felt that it should be taken for granted.
Compared with Jiang Han who played treasure in front of Qin Mufeng, he was obviously more real at this time!
Seeing that Jiang Han didn't answer the conversation, but smirked, Lao Dao didn't dwell too much on this topic, but asked with a straight face: "How is the study of "Daomen Xuanyin"?" ”
Speaking of this, Jiang Han's expression immediately turned grim, the smile on his face suddenly converged, and he said solemnly: "It's worthy of entry!" ”
"Fart!"
This time, Lao Dao's refutation was even more ruthless, if there was some banter before, it was a complete refutation at this moment.
"If you're really good enough to get started, you're dead just now! A waste who has studied the "Daomen Xuanyin" for eight years, why should I leave you in this world, it is better to kill it, so as not to embarrass me in the future! ”
Jiang Han's heart sank, his face was sluggish, and he didn't know how to respond.
Maybe it was because the situation that Lao Dao appeared at the beginning was indeed too heroic and deserved to be a real peerless master, so after getting the "Daomen Xuanyin" that Lao Dao casually threw to him before leaving, Jiang Han was like a treasure, and secretly studied hard from the old scalper Jiang Hedi, but today, for ten years, he still only knows a little about the things on the yellowed ancient books.
When it comes to the actual effect of the yellowed ancient books on Jiang Han, over the years, in addition to being better than the health signs of ordinary people, Jiang Han does not feel that he has become the same peerless master as this old Taoist because of that estimate. What he said was worthy of entry, but he was still afraid that this old way would be a little overbearing, but he didn't expect this crazy old way to give such a shocking remark that Jiang Han felt a little shocking.
Jiang Han was a little apprehensive, hesitated for a long time, and then asked in a hurry: "Then, senior, how long did it take you to get started?" ”
Lao Dao was slightly stunned, did not answer, but took off the gourd on his waist, took off the gourd cover, handed the wine gourd in his hand, and handed it to Jiang Han:
"Take a bite?"
Even if Jiang Han is not good at wine, but because of the strong aroma of wine before, he still has some thoughts about tasting sweet springs, and at this moment, of course, he will not be polite.
Taking the gourd, Jiang Han did not hesitate at all, and took a small sip at the mouth of the gourd.
Spicy, but not pungent in the throat, the aftertaste is a refreshing sweetness, and the tongue coating charm lingers for a long time.
After tasting the benefits, Jiang Han immediately took another big mouthful!
"Hey, boy, you just mean it, you really don't think of yourself as an outsider, do you?"
Regarding Jiang Han's previous actions, Lao Dao bowed slightly, and said in his heart that he really didn't see the wrong person back then. There is a way that the children of the rivers and lakes are informal, if Jiang Han is the kind of man with a small belly, I am afraid that this old Taoist will immediately snatch back the wine gourd, and there will be no next chance to invite him to drink like this!
However, the next big drink after Jiang Han tasted the sweetness made this old man a little red-eyed, and he smiled and scolded Jiang Han who was still drinking and took back the wine gourd, while muttering that Jiang Han didn't treat himself as an outsider, and put on a distressed look.
Jiang Han took a sip of wine in his mouth that he hadn't had time to swallow, looked at Lao Dao with disdain, and said that it was this old Tao that let him drink, and it was this old Tao that he drank too much, Jiang Han was a little speechless in an instant.
Lao Dao turned a blind eye to Jiang Han's disdainful look, and took the wine gourd he snatched from Jiang Han's hand, drank for a while, and did not have any distressed consciousness at all, and Jiang Han rolled his eyes for a while.
Perhaps he had drunk to his heart's content, Lao Dao grabbed the gourd in one hand and said, "Didn't you ask me how long it took me to get started in the cultivation of this "Daomen Xuanyin", I'll tell you now!" ”
When Jiang Han heard this, he immediately came to his senses, and continued to take the sip of wine that he was reluctant to swallow, staring nervously at the old Tao in front of him.
"It took me eighteen years!"
"Poof~!"
As soon as these words came out, the sip of wine in Jiang Han's mouth couldn't help but erupt, turned into a burst of mist, and sprinkled towards the old door.
If it is an ordinary person, in such a sudden situation, I am afraid it will inevitably come to a cold heart, but the old way will not!
Holding the wine gourd in one hand, and his body had already poured straight back, and then in Jiang Han's surprised gaze, he took his shoulders as the axis, like a lonely hong, spread his wings, turned a beautiful arc in the air, and came behind Jiang Han strangely, so that Jiang Han's sudden sip of wine was all sprayed with air and sprinkled on the bridge!
Jiang Han suddenly turned around, staring at the old man with a straight face, he was shocked and angry.
What surprised him was the weird body of Lao Dao just now, he had seen it ten years ago, and later he learned that it was the famous body of Mo Jinghong, the top master of the inner rivers and lakes, and he was like a shocking Hong!
And the anger is that this old Taoist himself obviously spent eighteen years to get started on "Daomen Xuanyin", and even scolded him for being a waste! What's even more infuriating is that he was so righteous and arrogant as he said before, and Jiang Han almost doubted whether he really had no talent in the cultivation of the "Daomen Xuanyin" as he said. Originally, Jiang Han still had some humble thoughts of seeking advice, after all, he had been grateful to this life-saving benefactor all these years, and even his voice and appearance did not dare to forget a bit, but at this moment, Jiang Han had a feeling of encountering a charlatan!
"Is this the Taoist who saved me in the first place?"
Jiang Han was skeptical.
Lao Dao seemed to see Jiang Han's thoughts, he was not sad or happy, he restrained his banter, and said lightly: "I'm just a waste!" That's what the master told me when he first saw me! ”