Chapter 10 It's not easy to pretend to be dead
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Tang Jie winked at the martial artists who were watching the excitement next to him, and then walked out of the two of them, and attacked Agni together without saying a word, and Agni Huo dodged left and right and also put down the two of them. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info then four more martial artists attacked the flames, and Tang Jie and the first two martial artists also got up to attack, so angry that they scolded Tang Jie and said: "You are really the best shameless in shameless, and a good man can't stand up to a lot of people, is there such a way to play?" ”
Helplessly, Agni had no choice but to burst out with all his strength, resisting the attacks of the six martial artists, and he specialized in beating Tang Jie, fists to the flesh, frightening step by step, beating Tang Jie to lie on the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, and he was also so tired that he was sweating profusely, and then turned around to deal with the six martial artists, and it took a while to put them all down, and finally Agni was also weak and lying on the ground panting.
On the small attic next to the martial arts training ground stood the fat old man and the old master of the Tang Mansion, the two watched the whole process, and saw that their fight had stopped, and the old master said: "Old Xu, he is the young man from the countryside you said?" The mind is flexible, the response is quick, and the strength is really not small, what a talent! It's a pity that our Tang Mansion Temple is small, I'm afraid we can't accommodate him! ”
"Master, the old slave sees that this kid has more strength than others, and he is also very smart, and there is nothing else to be desired!" The fat old man said suspiciously.
"Brother Xu, then you are wrong! The merit of a person is not on the surface, but in his connotation, that is to say, what is hidden in the depths of a person's heart, which needs to be explored and excavated before we can see it. And this young man just has a feeling that the old man can't see through and touch, and if you have the opportunity, you can see if you can recruit him, and if you can't recruit him, you can get closer and more relationship. The old master said melancholy.
The fat old man replied, "Yes, sir, the old slave knows how to do it!" By the way, master, that kid told the old slave that he was going to attend the gathering of the various immortal cultivation sects to recruit new disciples in two months, and also asked me about the news of the immortal cultivation sect! ”
The old master's eyes suddenly shone introverted, and he sighed: "Oh? That's right! It turns out that I want to overdo it here, it seems that this kid's goal is not small! It is unfathomable to be able to see so far at such a young age! The old man sighed to himself, and the old man's children were far behind, idling around all day long, causing trouble, and this old bone could not withstand their tossing. Now the old man only hopes that the juniors can have a chance and take precautions, it's time to arrange a way out for them! After saying that, he turned around and walked into the inner courtyard!
Tang Jie saw that so many people couldn't beat the flames, and his attitude towards the flames changed from respect and direct to worship, got up and waved away all the martial artists, endured the pain and came to sit down beside the flames, and said with emotion: "Brother Huo, the little brother really admires you, you are fast and ruthless enough!" My younger brother likes to practice martial arts since he was a child, and usually martial artists don't dare to fight with me, and I've never tried to fight so happily when I'm so big! Haha, this feeling is so cool! ”
Agni Huo sat up with his hands on his knees and sighed: "Brother Jie, my little brother admires you even more, I have never seen such a shameless person as you when I grow so old!" Speaking of two hands, these are hundreds of hands, and there are seven people attacking me together, so this shameless you are second, and absolutely no one dares to be first! ”
"Haha......!" The two looked at each other and laughed, and Tang Jie continued: "Brother Huo, if you don't want to be shameless, how can you try to find your real material?" If I had told you, how could you have fought me? It's rare that my little brother is happy today, I invite you to drink! ”
"No, I promised your fat uncle to come over to work in the afternoon!" Agni hurriedly waved his hand.
"Fat uncle? Oh, you're talking about that old stubborn, ignore him, I'm here for everything, it's a big deal for us to go drinking, and everything else will go aside! Let's go, get up! Tang Jie said and stretched out his hand to help Agni get up, Agni hurriedly opened Tang Jie's hand and scolded with a smile: "Take away your stinky hands, I will get up myself, I'm not interested in men!" ”
Tang Jie retracted his hands and smiled: "Hehe! I'm not interested in men, but I'm interested in you! And it's the kind of interest that is very interesting! ”
"Dead open! Uncle, I'm immune to shameless people like you, if you disgust me again, Uncle has no choice but to pat your ass and leave! Agni looked at Tang Jie's cheekiness and said helplessly.
Tang Jie and Agni Huo came to the small room with a smile and a smile, and instructed their subordinates to prepare wine and food to be presented, and after a cup of tea, the wine and food came up, pouring two glasses of wine, Tang Jie saluted: "Brother Huo, today's fight has benefited the little brother a lot, and I have offended the little brother here to apologize, do it first for respect!" ”
After three rounds of drinking, Agni Huo looked at Tang Jie's bruised face, and said embarrassedly: "Brother Jie, do you want to deal with your injuries first?" It's all because I was too heavy at the time, or should I drink this wine slowly? ”
Tang Jie stretched out his hand and patted Agni Huo's shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother Huo, a small scar is harmless, how can you give up halfway through drinking, and how can you not get hurt in a fight?" Please also ask Brother Huo to have time to give more advice to the younger brother! By the way, Brother Huo doesn't know how expensive you are this year? ”
"Brother Jie, you're welcome! I don't dare to give advice, but it's no problem to learn. As for the age, I'm fifteen, and the boss is not small, but I still can't achieve anything! Agni saw that Tang Jie was bold, and he also raised his glass and saluted.
"Brother Huo, I didn't expect that we were still the same year, what a fate! If you are capable, you will not be ranked by month, and you will be my eldest brother in the future, and you will not dislike your younger brother! Tang Jie said happily.
"Where, where! It's rare for Brother Jie to afford it, how can I refuse! Agni said politely.
"That's great, it's just that now I'm all injured, and it's hurtful to bow to you, and I'll bow to my eldest brother another day! But the title must be changed, you can call me my full name or Xiaojie! Tang Jie said regretfully.
Then the two of them had a long talk, pushed the cup and changed the lamp, and when they were drinking with interest, a female voice came out, "Dead Xiaojie!" Stinky little jack! The old lady has been looking for you for a long time and has not been seen, and when I inquired, I found out that you were hiding here, and which pig friend and dog friend drank in the afternoon, you dead guy is too much, and I don't look for the old sister to drink! ”
Pushing open the door, a figure burst in. The drinking Yaxing was gone, and before Tang Jie could explain to the second sister, he heard two terrifying screams! "Bastard", "Dominatrix"! One was screaming angrily, the other was screaming in horror, Tang Jie was stunned: "You know each other? ”
The dominatrix ignored Tang Jie, glared at the flames and scolded angrily: "Bastard! The old lady turned around in the city all morning and couldn't find you, it turns out that you, the dead king, are hiding here! ”
Agni Huo smiled bitterly and said: "This beautiful and moving, shy of flowers in the closed moon, sinking fish and geese, and the country is beautiful and fragrant-aunt, you can tell me earlier, I will tell you!" If you don't tell me, how do you know you're looking for me? How did you get here? Uh, no, how did you know I was here? ”
The dominatrix was quite happy when she heard it in front, but when she heard something wrong in the back, she scolded again: "Dead King Ba, do you dare to say that the old lady is an aunt?" This time, if the old lady doesn't beat you like a pig's head, the old lady will have your surname! As he spoke, he swung his fist and smashed it at Agni, who didn't want to make endless trouble with this woman, and looked at the fist that was not threatening, but instead straightened up his shoulders to meet the past, and pretended to fall to the ground with the strength of being beaten and shouted: "Woman, such profound skills, ah, I'm dead!" After speaking, he held his breath, closed his eyes and lay on the ground with his feet kicked, and sighed in his heart: It's not easy to pretend to be dead!
At this time, the other two people were scared stupid, Tang Jie didn't figure out what the situation was and sat there stupidly, and the dominatrix was also stunned for a while, reacted and hurriedly squatted down and stretched out his hand to check whether the fire was still breathing, and found that his breathing had stopped, so frightened that he retracted his hand and cried: "Woo! Woo! …… Why is this man so vulnerable? I haven't tried to kill someone with a single punch, is he made of tofu? Woo! Woo! …… What should I do? ”
The dominatrix cried for a while, and when she thought that her little brother was still here, she quickly stopped crying and shouted, "Xiaojie, why did he die?" What to do......? By the way, I've heard others say that people can give him artificial respiration when they are out of breath, Xiaojie, you go and give him artificial respiration to see, maybe you can save him! ”
Agni pretended to be dead for a while, and found that the dominatrix had not left, and was worried! When he heard that he was going to give him artificial respiration, he was so frightened that he wanted to cheat the corpse, but he heard Tang Jie say: "Me? Second sister, this is not good, he and I are both men, breathing yang and yang, and artificial respiration can't save life. I see, you better go! ”
Tang Jie thought to himself that his first kiss could be dedicated to a man, although Agni Huo was the person he admired, but he couldn't dedicate himself for worship, and he couldn't say anything!
The dominatrix was fooled by Tang Jie to believe it, but she didn't try it, and when she didn't know what to do, the fat old man came in, and the dominatrix ran over and shouted like seeing a savior: "Fat uncle, come and save people!" ”
The fat old man was puzzled: "Save people? Who to save? Then he saw Agni lying on the ground, and winked at him, and guessed that he had provoked the second lady in front of him, who always liked to call his aunt and grandmother, and wanted to help himself! So he said, "Oh, he, okay, no problem! But the second miss is a girl, it's inconvenient to stay here, the second miss should go back first, I will save him! ”
After the dominatrix left, the fat old man smiled and said, "Young man, get up, the little ancestor you provoked is gone!" ”
Agni Huo got up embarrassedly and said with a smile: "Hey, pretending to be dead is also technical work, it's really tiring!" Especially Tang Jie, you kid is not righteous, you don't coax your sister away, and fool her, I can't wait to jump up and beat you again! After speaking, he glared at Tang Jie.
Tang Jie was like a girl, and said aggrievedly: "Big brother, how do I know that you know each other?" You know each other, but who knows that it is still the kind of knowledge of the enemy? As soon as we met, we started scolding, and then we started to do it, and they all treated me as air, and before I figured out the situation, you pretended to be dead, how do I know what tricks you played? By the way, big brother, how did you provoke my sister? ”
Agni Huo looked at Tang Jie and then at the fat old man, and said helplessly: "I came to the gate of the mansion to meet, she hit me, I insisted on saying that I hit her, she scolded me, I had to scold her back, and I didn't know that she was the eldest lady of your mansion at that time, so it became like this!" Hey, your sister is really my disaster star, I ran away as a shrinking turtle last time, and this time I really responded to your sister's scolding! ”
Tang Jie said strangely: "My sister? What did she swear? ”
"Dead King Ba, you are so stupid!" After scolding Tang Jie, Agni turned around and said to the fat old man: "By the way, fat uncle, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that kid who dragged me to drink, if you want to blame him, blame him!" ”
The fat old man saw that the two boys got along well, and they really got together like things, so he smiled and said, "Hehe! It's okay, there's nothing for you to do anyway, and it's getting dark, so I'm here to get ready to send you out! The fat old man then turned back to Tang Jie and said, "Third Young Master, I'll send the fire out, you go and deal with the injuries on your body." ”
The fat old man walked out of the wing room with the flames, and said as he walked: "Young man, you told me at noon that you were going to the Immortal Cultivation Sect, I don't know why you want to go to the Immortal Cultivation Sect?" How do you know that there is an immortal cultivation sect? ”
Agni Huo looked at the fat old man's different expression from before, and wondered in his heart, he didn't see him ask so carefully at noon, but only asked now, is there a master to give advice? So he said vaguely: "I felt bored at home, so I went out for a walk, and on the way I heard others say that the magic of cultivating immortals was very longing, so I longed for those who cultivated immortals, so I planned to go to the sect of cultivating immortals." ”
The fat old man knew that Agni would not tell the truth, and he did not delve into it, so he continued: "Oh? Hehe, yes, young people are also more curious about these legends, and it is common for them to have some ambitions. Young man, the fat uncle is optimistic about you, and he will definitely be able to do great things in the future! ”
Agni Huo looked at the fat old man as if he was pointing, but he still pretended to be confused and said politely: "Fat uncle, you have won the prize!" Boy, I don't have any ability, I can't count on doing big things! ”
"Don't be modest, young man, it's up to you! Okay, the young man is at the back door, I won't be far away, if there is any difficulty or something that can't be solved, you can come to me at any time! After the fat old man finished speaking, he bowed his hand to the flames, closed the back door and walked back to the Tang Mansion.
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