The aristocrat Lake used poetry to shoot a new level of sycophancy, but he got off to a bad start. www.biquge.info After he finished reciting, all kinds of strange poems began to appear in turn. Yang Yi glanced at King Black, he was intoxicated by all kinds of fleshy poems, his eyes narrowed, he seemed to be enjoying himself, and he was not afraid of being smoked to death.

Yang Yi endured it for a while, he didn't mean to start eating, he really couldn't help it, it's time to start eating...... Yang Yi stood up and loudly interrupted the poetry of a noblewoman, saying, "I also have a poem dedicated to the great King Black, this poem is written like this, ah! Let us raise a glass to King Blake and bless his glory forever, for how could King Blake easily build his glory without a long wait, a harsh trial? Just like grapes and apples, they are fermented to become fine wines. If it is stored, time will make it even more fragrant. Toast again! If anyone asks me who the greatest king is, my wine-loving friends, that man is King Black! ”

Yang Yi's poems are actually very bullshit, but they are fresh and refined, full of emotion, and have a slightly narrative style, as soon as he finishes reciting, no one is patting sycophants with poetry, because the aristocrats found that it is impossible to shoot more disgusting than Yang Yi's sycophant poems anyway.

"Honorable messenger, I did experience cruel trials when I was young...... King Black endured the praise in Yang Yi's poems, and began to blow, Yang Yi's eyes were black, is it so difficult to eat a meal? Fortunately, King Black was not very sharp-tongued, and he began the dinner with a few words.

Dinner finally began, all kinds of food were delivered, nothing more than roast lamb chops, roast goose and the like, but the wine in the glass was excellent, the nobles chatted while praising King Black's new dress, Yang Yi and Forman bowed their heads and ate heavily, only to find that King Black only ate a few bites symbolically, and then reveled in all kinds of compliments.

King Blake was full of red light and refreshed, the dinner lasted for almost an hour, Yang Yi endured it for almost an hour, seeing that King Black and the nobles were almost drunk, Yang Yi stood up, held a wine glass, and said to King Blake: "Honorable King Blake, thank you for your dinner and hospitality, I am very touched by your generosity and generosity, I have to tell you a secret." ”

"Oh, what kind of secret?" Yang Yi successfully aroused King Black's curiosity, Yang Yi raised his wine glass, frowned, and said very heavily: "I shouldn't tell this secret, but I was conquered by King Black's personality charm, so I must say that in our country, there is a kind of clothing that is the most beautiful and gorgeous clothes in the world, and only the greatest emperors can wear them." ”

King Black is the most senior clothing lover, and when he heard Yang Yi's words, his drunken eyes immediately lit up, and he couldn't wait to ask, "What kind of clothes?" ”

"I can weave the most beautiful cloth in the world, the material is the silk spit out by a small animal in captivity of the elves, which needs to be obtained by bribing the elves with gold coins, and the cloth spun from this silk is not only beautiful in color and pattern, but also has a strange property in the sewn clothes, which no incompetent or hopelessly stupid person can see. And this kind of garment, only the greatest emperors can wear it, and in our country, only the emperor of Persia has one......"

"Is there really such a garment? I must get him, honorable messenger, since you can weave such a magical cloth, you will definitely be able to make the clothes you are talking about, right? King Black's nose flickered, his eyes revealed a longing light, Yang Yi's heart moved, and he took the bait, but his bait was not finished yet.

Yang Yi coughed and said to King Black: "The elves are very timid, they don't want to see the living, only I can summon them with a special method, and I have to give them a thousand gold coins every time to get that kind of silk, the cost is too great, respected Your Majesty, I calculated, to make a piece of clothing, at least 10,000 gold coins, I think it's better to forget it." ”

10,000 gold coins is definitely a large amount, and it is not a small amount of money for a tyrant like King Black, 10,000 gold coins, even if King Black loves stinky beauty, the clothes made of 10,000 gold coins are enough for him to wear for a lifetime, but Aladdin, the messenger of Persia, said that it was just the cost of a piece of clothing, and the nobles were all suppressed by Yang Yi, and no one spoke, they all looked at King Black.

In the fairy tale, the two crooks cheated a lot of King Blake's money, but Yang Yi believed that the amount would never reach 10,000 gold coins, and the reason why he spent so much effort and did so many things was actually to pave the way for the present, first make a different dress, gain King Black's trust, and the next 10,000 gold coins will be logical.

Since he came, he had a big game, but Lao Tzu had walked for more than two months, and Yang Yi really didn't see the 1,800 gold coins, but the 10,000 gold coins made King Black hesitate a little, and asked Yang Yi: "Is it true that only the greatest emperor can wear it on his body?" ”

"Yes, only the greatest emperor can wear it, because this garment is not only beautiful and dignified, it also symbolizes the greatness of the emperor, it symbolizes the king's domination of the world, and only a man of wisdom and integrity, competence, and purity of heart can see this garment, and dear King Black, think about it, and whoever does not see this garment proves that he is not wise, upright, incompetent, and impure fool."

"This dress can also help you govern your country better......"

King Black, who is so vain and feeling good about himself that he is about to break through the sky, can't resist this temptation, especially Yang Yi's expression is very serious, his eyes are very firm, in a silence, King Black's heart is overturned, is there anything more suitable for him than such clothes? Only such clothes can match his status and greatness, and also help him identify who is stupid and who is incompetent......

Not only is it gorgeous, but also has a sense of superiority in IQ, such clothes are simply perfect, King Black stood up abruptly and said to Yang Yi: "Respected messenger, please help me make such clothes, 10,000 gold coins is not a problem, I only need such clothes." ”

"Your Majesty is wise, Your Majesty is great...... Yang Yi admired sincerely, and the other nobles also echoed it, King Black was happy, and he raised his glass again and again, and even touched Yang Yi a few times, and the dinner continued to be held happily, and Yang Yi, who had succeeded in flickering, solved his heart, and unconsciously drank high.

There is no feast in the world, after the dinner was dispersed, Fuman helped Yang Yi to go back, Yang Yi felt a little light-headed, but his mood was extremely good, humming a tune that sounded extremely strange to Fuman: "My hometown, I live in this tun ......"

The singing was strange and unpleasant, unheard of, Forman endured Yang Yi's singing and helped him go, Yang Yi became more and more able to speak, and began to sing the sea and the sky again, Forman couldn't help it anymore, patted Yang Yi and said: "Is the magical dress you told King Black true?" Is there really such a dress? ”

Yang Yi smiled, stopped, looked around at no one, and asked Forman: "Elves exist, right?" Don't tell me no, I've seen two beautiful elves at the Caterpillar Prophet, and I ask you, if there really is such a silk, let your greatest magician do it himself, can you make clothes that distinguish between stupidity and cleverness? ”

Forman thought about it seriously and replied, "No." ”

"Since none of your greatest magicians can do it, do you think I can?" Yang Yi asked lightly, Forman understood at once, and said with wide eyes: "Are you lying to King Black?" ”

"What are you yelling about, what are you yelling about? Aren't you afraid of being heard? Forman, sir, I have no choice but to do this, King Black has so much money, let's help him spend it, what's wrong? ”

"But, but, aren't you afraid of being recognized?"

"Forman, this is a fucking world, this is the best world, and the worst world, yes, we are taking risks, but not taking risks, how are we going to develop? There is a saying in our hometown, called starve to death for the faint-hearted, support the bold, don't worry, I'm sure, hehe, think about it, as long as I say that there is cloth on the loom, who dares to say that I can't see it? If you don't see it, it proves that he's stupid, an incompetent fool......"

Fuman was stunned for a long time, looked at Yang Yi and said, "So shrewd, such a terrible deception, but ...... My knight lord, is it really good for you to do this? If one day it is known, you will be discredited. ”

Yang Yi glanced at Fuman with disdain, and secretly scolded a dead eye, Lao Tzu's deception is called Gao Ming? That's a trick you haven't seen in the real world, it's just unexpected, and I'm afraid of being known and discredited, if you don't lie to King Black now, you will be swept away by the people of Locke.

Yang Yi always believes that history is written by the victors, and as long as he succeeds, who dares to talk nonsense? Even if it was known, the person who wrote history would sing the praises of himself, praise his cleverness and greatness, and make fun of the stupid King Black, and no one would call him a liar.

Whether it is the real world or the fairy tale world, some laws are always the same, that is, as long as a person succeeds, everything in him has a shining point, even if you don't think so, everyone will help you find the shining point, will help you argue, worship you, because you succeeded.

Therefore, in order to succeed, of course, you must compromise the means, as for morality and reputation, you will discuss and pay attention to it after you succeed, Yang Yi is not qualified to talk about reputation at all now, because he is just a nameless junior, so reputation is too far away from him.

Yang Yi didn't bother to say it deeply to Fuman, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Believe me, we will definitely succeed." ”