Chapter 64: Remember to wash your ass
"Ahh Little sister, are you in the wrong place! ”
Mo Ming looked away tremblingly, a little weak and a little nervous, because when he entered the door just now, he seemed to catch a glimpse of the hem of the hospital gown that had faded to his knees...... You see, the focus is on the pants, and there is absolutely no peeking. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Of course, it is impossible to sneak a peek, Mo Ming knows that three years of blood earnings, and the death penalty is not a loss...... Wait, something seems wrong.
In a word.
At this embarrassing and tense moment, Mo Ming kept confirming a fact in his head - this is the men's toilet, right?
…… Oops, I was so focused on other things when I entered the door that I didn't pay attention to whether it was a men's or women's restroom!
"Haha...... It must be the men's bathroom, if you don't believe me, we push open the door and look at the row of peeing ...... outside."
Thinking, he pushed the door and glanced outside...... Oops, there's no special tank for men's pee.
At this time, Mo Ming couldn't help but think of when he was squatting in the school toilet in junior high school, when he met an aunt who wanted to rush in to clean up, when he looked at the aunt with his bare buttocks, he must pay attention to the key point - calm down!
It's an experience that comes in exchange for dignity, and it must come in handy.
Then, don't panic, you must kill everything with a calm sight, especially, believe in yourself, there is no bathroom in this world that you can't conquer, whether male or female!
Therefore, after a short period of memory killing, Mo Ming immediately made a wise decision - "Hurry up!" ”
"Wow, wow......"
The sound of high heels hitting the floor has reached the door!
Mo Ming immediately made a decision, shrank back, and closed the door with a "bang".
"Oh, that's ......"
Mo Ming calmly locked the door, continued to focus on the corner, and did not peek at Lori sitting on the toilet......
deliberately looked away, not because of embarrassment, nor because of nervousness, but because Mo Ming felt that he should be a gentleman...... In case Lori calls it, it can only be called more gentlemanly...... It's impossible, if you want to call it, you should have called it a long time ago.
After some psychological struggle, Mo Ming remained calm, took out his mobile phone, squatted in the corner, and scratched it in the corner as if nothing happened.
Finally, the little Lori on the toilet spoke, her voice was soft and a little familiar, "That ......"
Mo Ming interrupted her, in a low voice, with the tone of an elder: "Little sister, you can rest assured to pee, but remember to wash your fart!" ”
Then there was silence.
I could only hear the woman who had just entered the bathroom, leaving after going to the toilet, and seemed to be safe again.
"The ......"
Little Lori spoke again, as if hesitating to consider what she wanted to say.
"I understand." Mo Ming put away his mobile phone and stood up, exuding an awe-inspiring righteousness, "Mom is right, you can't show it to a strange uncle......
As he spoke, he pushed open the door and prepared to slip away again.
"Yes...... Brother Mo Ming? ”
"Huh?"
Mo Mingjiao gasped, looked back, and exclaimed, "Lingling? ”
Meanwhile.
On the other side of the men's restroom.
Xia Xinmo was sneaking inside, and when she was sure that there was no one around, she was still sticking to the door, shouting Mo Ming's name in a low voice, of course, Mo Ming would not have agreed to her.
"This guy is obviously heading this way, isn't he...... Is it because you're too scared? So find a place to hide alone? ”
Xia Xinmo frowned, recalling the moment she had just seen Mo Ming in the corridor.
Covered in blood, he looked very embarrassed, his eyebrows were full of shock, his hands were trembling lightly but he didn't know it, it was indeed ...... It must be scary, right?
"Where the hell did you go?"
Xia Xinmo was muttering, turned her head, and saw a figure walking out of the door of the lady's bathroom on the other side.
That's right, it was Mo Ming who carried Princess Lingling and walked out of it.
At this moment, Xia Xinmo's eyes were full of "doubting life".
"Lingling, how can you come to the bathroom by yourself? I can't even see the road.,How dangerous.,If you meet those Lolitacon's uncles.,The consequences will be unimaginable! ”
Ling Ling said weakly: "Brother Mo Ming, in fact, I can go by myself......"
Mo Ming smiled like a flower: "You don't need to see your brother, my brother has a lot of strength, really, if you don't believe it, I can still lift you high, come, lift you high......"
"Hey!"
Xia Xinmo's face was gloomy and blocked in front of Mo Ming, "You, why did you come out of there?" ”
Mo Ming secretly observed Xia Xinmo's face at this time, if the calculation was not wrong, the chance of being beaten within three seconds was ninety!
But ten percent is completely enough for Mo Ming to play.
Mo Ming looked up forty-five degrees and said meaningfully: "Na, it's not something unspeakable to get lost on the road of life occasionally...... I'll talk about that later, I'm busy. ”
Xia Xinmo was slightly stunned, subconsciously sighed, and then gave Mo Ming a position and watched Mo Ming walk away.
In fact, Xia Xinmo didn't figure out what Mo Ming meant, she just suddenly realized, "If you're still in the mood to do nasty things, this guy should be fine, but then again, why did he know that little sister?" ”
After shaking off Xia Xinmo, Mo Ming continued to hold Lingling and touched towards Lingling's ward.
"Brother Mo Ming, the third ward in front is it."
"Oh, I see ......"
Mo Ming was looking at the door number on the ward, and suddenly, the door was opened from the inside......
A man in a police uniform rushed out in a panic, just bumping into Mo Ming who wanted to go in, and the eyes of the two met at the first time!
Mo Ming spent 0.01 seconds remembering the identity of the policeman in front of him, who was Lingling's father!
When I helped Shen Zhiming beat up elementary school students before, I met once.
Then, Mo Ming spent another 0.5 seconds to observe the violent state of the father in front of him, which was when he couldn't find the whereabouts of his blind daughter, and he was so panicked that he wanted to slaughter passers-by!
Dangerous!
Mo Ming can fully understand the psychology of the other party, think about it, if it were the little princess of your family and was held in the arms of a strange man, what would you do?
So, if you speak now, sir, listen to me...... That will definitely be taught a lesson by this guy, and you don't dare to fight back, he is wearing a police uniform, wouldn't you attack the police if you fight back!
Fortunately, Mo Ming had an idea, and scolded at the top of his voice: "You bastard!" How can you not look at Lingling! How dangerous it is to let her go to the bathroom alone, don't you bastard? ”
Sure enough, the other party was immediately stunned: "Ah, ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late from work!" ”
Mo Ming looked hateful and continued to reprimand: "Work is not an excuse for your dereliction of duty as a father...... Forget it, it's not interesting for me to talk too much as an outsider, so you should be careful in the future. ”
"Brother Mo Ming, don't blame my father, and I can walk on my own, the doctor also said that my body is recovering well now."
"Uh......"
Mo Ming remembered that when she saw Lingling before, she was still in a wheelchair, but this time she didn't see a wheelchair.
Lingling's father smiled reluctantly and said, "Don't stand outside and say, let's sit down first." And Lingling, even if the doctor says that he is recovering well, can't he be willful? If there is anything, just call the nurse sister for help. ”
Lingling smiled, "Yes." ”
Mo Ming gently put Lingling back on the hospital bed, thinking about what excuse to slip away.
"Little brother, it's called Mo Ming, right? Sit down and drink some water, oh yes, I don't know how you met me, but I still have to introduce myself first, my name is Yan Chengyi! ”