"Boss, do you sell aphrodisiacs here?" In a husband and wife health care products store diagonally opposite the door of Baicaotang, Xue Huairen was lying on the glass counter more than three feet high and asked straight to the point.

The boss, who was huddled behind the counter and reading the newspaper intently, was a fat man of five big and three thick, wearing big pants and a drag board, two small eyes, and almost squeezed by the fat on his face.

"What's that?" The fat boss obviously didn't hear what Xue Huairen was saying.

"I said, do you sell aphrodisiacs here?" Xue Huairen repeated.

"Aphrodisiacs? Yes, yes, brother, you are really here, the small shop has recently arrived a new batch of Viagra imported from the United States, which is guaranteed to make you thicker, bigger and harder in an instant after eating, reinvigorate the man's majesty, and regain the confidence and dignity of being a man! "The fat boss sold two boxes of sleeves after an afternoon in the store, and now when he sees the business coming to him, he is as enthusiastic as if he has been beaten.

"What are you talking about?" Xue Huairen heard him say this, but he was unhappy: "You open your mung bean eyes and see clearly, just a strong boy like me, do you need to use viagra?" ”

Xue Huairen told the truth, when he went to do great health care, he usually called two technicians in a row, sex. When the desire is strong, even call three in a row, and when you finish it, it's like nothing.

"Didn't you say you wanted to buy medicine?" The fat boss asked puzzled.

"Don't pretend to be stupid with me, I'm going to buy an aphrodisiac, which is what you commonly call an aphrodisiac, understand?"

When the fat boss heard the term aphrodisiac, he was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xue Huairen extremely vigilantly, waved his hand and said: "I'm sorry, my small shop is registered with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and it never sells that kind of illegal and criminal contraband, so you should buy it somewhere else." ”

"If you have money, you don't earn it?" Xue Huairen said, took out his wallet from his pocket, and threw it on the counter with a "snap", which seemed to say: Brother is not bad for money!

"Brother, it's not my brother, I don't have money to earn, I really don't have a place to find that thing for you, I guess you also know that in the past two years, the public security has been very strict, and many drug dealers have changed to online channels, if you really want to buy it, go to the Internet to find it, but according to my experience, more than 90% of them are fakes." After the fat boss finished speaking, he sat back on his tattered boss chair, crossed Erlang's legs and continued to read the newspaper.

Xue Huairen said that I don't know if I can buy it online, the key buddy is waiting to use it now, this is my last hope for a turnaround.

Seeing that the fat boss had stopped paying attention to himself, Xue Huairen could only sigh in annoyance, if this was the case, then he could only choose to give up the implementation plan.

Hey, it seems that God doesn't want to fulfill the beautiful marriage between me and my little sister, it's useless to talk too much, so it's better to leave it to fate.

With this idea of breaking the jar and breaking it, Xue Huairen turned around and walked towards the door.

The fat boss was obviously reading the newspaper, but in fact he had been secretly observing, and when Xue Huairen's right foot had already stepped outside the door, he got up and stopped: "Wait brother." ”

"How?" The former was puzzled, with a puzzled face.

"Come on, come on, come up to me, and show you something." The fat boss waved his hand, bent down his bloated waist, and found a box of objects wrapped in kraft paper with three layers of inner and three outer layers from the densely packed container.

"What's that?" Xue Huairen asked.

"This, shipped from India, only needs a light drop, it can make a woman quickly enter estrus, it can't be stopped, and it will automatically clear the memory afterwards, so you can be cool and safe." As the fat boss spoke, he had already opened the tightly sealed wrapping paper, took out a transparent potion the size of a little thumb from the inside, and added: "The most awesome, colorless and tasteless, whether it is placed in water, wine or drink, it will never be found." ”

"Nima, why didn't you take it out just now?" Xue Huairen glared at him angrily, and said in his heart, "Aren't you kidding me?"

"Brother, if I took it out just now, what if you were a plainclothes policeman? Then my small shop will have to be closed. "The fat boss hehehehehe

"Hehe, you're quite cautious." Xue Huairen smiled and said, "You just said that this thing can make women estrus quickly?" Is it true? ”

"Is it okay for you to remove the word, I have been in this business for 18 years, can I sell fake goods to customers? Besides, my store is here, doing business, not a one-shot deal, even if I can run a monk, I can't run the temple. ”

"Yes." Seeing that he was so sincere, Xue Huairen nodded and asked, "Can this thing be used by men?" ”

"Male...... Man? When the fat boss heard this, he couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach, and dared to make trouble for a long time, this guy is a crooked? Does he want to be obsessed with this aphrodisiac. Rape man?

"Yes, it's a man." Xue Huairen repeated, although at this moment, the fat boss's eyes were full of weirdness when he looked at him, but he didn't want to explain too much, all he wanted was to achieve his goal.

"Women can use it, and of course men can use it." For a strange customer like Xue Huairen, the fat boss is really the first time to receive it, although he doesn't know if this thing can be used by men, but he didn't open it all afternoon, and now he finally ushered in a big customer, where can he say give up. So he didn't do it endlessly, and he sold it hard.

"How much?"

"Eight hundred, no counteroffer." The fat boss stretched out his chubby palm and gestured to a pistol pose.

"Deal." Eight hundred yuan is a small amount for Xue Huairen, who has a lot of savings. So he didn't think about it, so he counted out eight red Grandpa Mao from his wallet and handed them to the fat boss who was secretly cool in his heart. You must know that the purchase price of this thing is only a few dozen yuan, and 800 yuan is completely a sky-high asking price, but some people are like this, the same thing, if you really sell it to him for 100 yuan, he may think that you are selling a fake. But if it's 800 yuan, even if it's a fake, he will think it's the real thing.

Coincidentally, when Xue Huairen walked out of the husband and wife health care store, Lynch and Tan Xiaoxian also happened to come out of Baicaotang, so the two sides directly took a look.

"Uncle, isn't that a fart, why is he still following us?" While Tan Xiaoxian was speaking, he had already pulled Lin Qi over, and when he saw Xue Huairen with a sneaky expression, he immediately said unceremoniously: "Xue Huairen, you greedy for life and afraid of death, from now on, you don't want to follow me and my uncle anymore, I and my uncle are very annoying to you, do you know?" ”

"Little junior sister, how can you say that about me, I also have a hard time." Xue Huairen said with a sad face.

"What's the problem?"

"Didn't you know the situation at that time, I didn't have a weapon in my hand, and I didn't have any armor, so if I rushed out like that, wouldn't I die in vain? I'm not afraid of death, but I can't die worthless, right? Xue Huairen looked very innocent.

"Value? What value do you want? Your greatest value is that I can distinguish the difference between humans and animals. Tan Xiaoxian rolled her eyes and said sharply.

No matter how stupid Xue Huairen is, he can hear that his image in the heart of the little junior sister has been reduced to a brute.

If it was someone else, he would have been impatient to launch a counterattack, but for Tan Xiaoxian, he didn't dare to lose his temper at all, but continued: "Little junior sister, my idea at the time was actually very simple, I just wanted to hide, in case you and the surnamed Lin were bitten to death, I could still run back and report to the master, right?" ”

"I'm baba You've just been bitten to death! Your whole family has been bitten to death! The angry Tan Xiaoxian directly smacked him in the face.

"Little junior sister, I'm doing this for your own good."

"Okay, okay, you don't give me hindsight here, can you hurry up and hear? I don't want to see you anymore, seeing you will only affect my good mood. "No matter what Xue Huairen says now, Tan Xiaoxian won't believe it anymore, because the man she hates the most is a man like him who is greedy for life and afraid of death, and he can't even protect girls? What is not waste?

In the face of Tan Xiaoxian's indifferent attitude, Xue Huairen still had no intention of leaving, only to see his eyes roll, and said in a fake manner: "Little junior sister, even if you want to drive me away, you don't have to rush for a while, right?" The two of them are divorced, and they have to have a casual meal, not to mention that we are still brothers and sisters who have been together for many years, right? ”

"To your size! When you use the analogy, can you not use the word "two-mouthed" as if I have a good relationship with you? Tan Xiaoxian sneered.

"Well, I just said it casually." Xue Huairen scratched his head, and continued: "That's it, I'm tired today, I'll have a treat in the evening, and invite you to have a big meal with the surname Lin, what's going on?" ”

"What is the surname Lin surnamed Lin, even if you are now expelled from the division by me, and you are no longer the uncle's nephew, but the most basic courtesy of a person, you always have to talk about it, right?" Regarding Xue Huairen's mocking address to Lynch, Tan Xiaoxian didn't like it.

Lynch listened to it for a long time, and couldn't help but interject: "It's okay Xiaoxian, the name is just a code name, what he calls me is his business, and I feel that it is very good to call it like this, it seems clear." ”

Distinct? Hehe, don't you mean by that, just to look down on me? Want to draw a line with people like me who are greedy for life and afraid of death?

Xue Huairen thought like this, and continued: "Let's go, junior sister, you can choose a few restaurants on this street, and you can go wherever you want." ”

"Cut, I don't go to the restaurant, it's dirty and messy, it's full of flies, if you want to go, go to the hotel, it's less than three stars." Tan Xiaoxian saw that he looked unrelenting, but he also had a bad idea in his heart. Hmph, didn't you say you were going to invite me and my uncle to dinner? If you want to please, please invite us to the most expensive hotel here, if you don't vomit blood, I won't call Tan Xiaoxian.

"The hotel is the hotel! Although your brother and I are not very rich, we can still afford a big meal! In front of Tan Xiaoxian, Xue Huairen was naturally embarrassed to say no, and he felt that even if he went to the hotel for dinner, it shouldn't cost a lot of money, right? When I came out this time, I had tens of thousands of dollars on me, and eating a meal was a fart.

"Let's go, I'm hungry anyway." Tan Xiaoxian touched her shriveled little belly, and couldn't help but feel happy in her heart, it's a super big meal, don't eat it for nothing, anyway, someone has a treat.

Just as the three of them were about to leave, a fat man suddenly rushed out of the husband and wife health care store, walked directly to the three of them, took out a banknote from his pocket, and said to Xue Huairen: "Brother, you are too inauthentic, you give me back a few hundred yuan to add water to it, you look at your money, it can't be fake anymore." ”

Xue Huairen was so angry in his heart, he really wanted to step on this fat man into a pork pie, you said that you wouldn't come out early or late, but at this time, chase it out? Do you want to make your buddy ugly?

A few hundred?

When Lynch heard this, he couldn't help muttering in his heart, this Xue Huairen actually went to a sex toy store to buy something for hundreds of yuan?

According to his experience, the goods that can be sold for hundreds of dollars in a sex toy store, except for the high-end massage stick, are the kind of domestic inferior inflatable dolls, right?

No, no, this Xue Huairen didn't have anything in his hand, which means that the commodity worth hundreds of yuan must be in his pocket.

So what could it be? Lynch thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with a reason, after all, he had never patronized that kind of place at all, and the only thing he knew was what he accidentally saw on the Internet.

Xue Huairen, who was so embarrassed, could only quickly change the money for the fat boss, and then signaled him with his eyes not to tell his secret.

"What did he buy in your store? What do you sell in your store? Tan Xiaoxian, who was full of curiosity, threw out two questions in a row.

"I didn't ...... It's nothing, it's just some health supplements. The fat boss saw that it was a cute little Lori with ice and snow, and immediately stammered a little, after all, protecting the customer's ** is part of their business.

"Health supplements?" Tan Xiaoxian glanced at the name of the shop, and said innocently: "You are selling health care products for couples, and he is not married, what health care products do you buy?" ”

"This ...... Well, anyway, it's a health care product that's good for the human body, I still have something to do, so let's go first! After the fat boss finished speaking, he shrank his neck and folded back stupidly.

"Hmph, it's still a secret from me, I'm going to go in and see, what the hell is selling here?" Tan Xiaoxian spoke, and was about to walk inside.

"Hey, little junior sister, you can't go into this kind of place." Xue Huairen hurriedly stopped in front of her, and said in his heart, okay, if you go in and ask, then I won't be exposed, 800 yuan is spent in vain, but if I don't grasp this last straw, then we will not be able to be together in this life.

"You won't let me in, I'm going to go in!" Tan Xiaoxian pushed him away, and said in her heart that where you can enter, what can't I enter?

"Fairy." When Lynch saw this, he shook his head at her: "He is right, this kind of place, it is better to wait for you to have a boyfriend and patronize it, it is really not suitable for you to visit now." ”