Chapter Ninety-Six: Eating Noodles
"Weichen see the emperor. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Ouyang Lun walked into the palace and said to Xingchen.
Nangong Xiang'er: "Ouyang Lun, you came just in time, I heard that there is a mage special spirit in Xuantian City, let's go and take a look." ”
"See the Queen, I have come for this very purpose. Ouyang Lun raised his head only to find that Nangong Xiang'er was also hurriedly speaking.
"If there are no outsiders, you don't have to be so restrained, you don't even dare to look at me when you enter the door, and you probably won't be able to find me if I don't speak. Nangong Xiang'er quipped.
"The queen atoned for her sins, but Weichen didn't dare. Ouyang Lun was embarrassed and bowed his head and said.
"What mage? A queen is going, and a prime minister is coming to report, let's talk about it. Xingchen had a big headache, for this mage, Nangong Xiang'er had been pestering for an hour, saying that she must go to see it, and she would pull herself along. Fortunately, since she became the emperor, someone has given her everything, so she doesn't have to go shopping with her.
"Your Majesty, this mage will turn into gold coins. Unfathomable appearance, all the officials of the court went to visit him in order to seek promotion and wealth. down to the dawn of the people's peace. They have all been preached as gods. "Then let's go see this charlatan. Ouyang Lun said after saying the stars.
The three of them changed their clothes and left the palace.
Ouyang Lun: "Your Majesty, you see, under your rule, the people are currently rich, living and working in peace and contentment, and they have not closed their doors at night and have not left ...... road. ”
"Really?" Xingchen didn't wait for Ouyang Lun to finish speaking, he threw a gold coin out, only to be picked up by passers-by immediately.
"Well, this, individual phenomenon, individual phenomenon. Ouyang Lun said embarrassedly.
"Hey, come, how about the emperor today?" Ouyang Lun casually grabbed a passer-by as if he saw a savior and asked.
"Okay, the emperor is famous, and the emperor is ...... today"
"Do you recognize who I am?" the passerby interrupted before the passer-by could finish.
"Well, see the emperor, the minister is guilty. The passer-by quickly knelt down and said.
"Get out, get out. Get out of here. Ouyang Lun immediately said to the man.
Xingchen: "Alright, don't fix those useless things, how about me, I still don't know." ”
"You, Ouyang Lun is also happy for you, as for you, it's always debunked. Don't listen to him, he's just hard-mouthed. Nangong Xiang'er said in a round game.
"Empress, how did you learn about the mage incident while you stayed in the palace?" asked Ouyang Lun in a low voice to Nangong Xiang'er.
"I know there, I just see that he has been troubled because of Xuan Yuxuan's affairs, and he wants to trick him into coming out to relax. Nangong Xiang'er looked at the stars in front of her and said.
"Ah, that's a bully....... After hearing this, Ouyang Lun covered his frightened mouth with his hand, and did not dare to finish the rest of the words.
Xingchen glanced at the mysterious two people behind him, "Have you two finished discussing it sneakily?"
"Oh, that's it. Ouyang Lun agreed, and hurriedly followed.
"Flutter. Nangong Xiang'er couldn't help laughing.
Oops, Ouyang Lun, who reacted, was really anxious about his IQ.
"I'm hungry, let's eat a bowl of noodles first. After walking for a while, Xingchen said.
"Okay, Chen knows that there is a restaurant nearby called Zui Laixiang, where the food is very good, and there are all kinds of food. What the....... Ouyang Lun immediately gushed out.
"I said eat a bowl of noodles. Xingchen repeated word by word.
"Oh, no, the chick in there is particularly ....... Ouyang Lun immediately changed his strategy.
"Huh?" However, before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Nangong Xiang'er.
"No, I'm *~$&(′▽'). Ouyang Lun, a burst of gibberish, more than just clouds.
"Guest, what do you want to eat?" Xingchen sat down at a table placed on the side of the street, and immediately a junior asked a junior, and wiped the table with a strip of cloth.
"This, mentor, you, it's not okay to sit here, why don't we change places?" Seeing this, Ouyang Lun hurriedly followed and said to Xingchen.
"Change places, okay, the guest officer can sit casually, do you want to sit at that table?" Xiao Er said, pointing to another table.
"Somewhere, it's good here. That's it. Xingchen said.
"Haha, let's do it here, when I was in the Warcraft Mountain Range, I really missed the barbecue made by Xinglin. Nangong Xiang'er also sat down and said.
"What kind of cuisine do you have here? Ouyang Lun changed his tone and asked Xiao Er.
"Oh, our noodles are thin. Xiao Er said for a moment.
"Flutter. Nangong Xiang'er laughed, "Give me a bowl of chaos." ”
"Bring me a bowl too. Xingchen said.
"Haole, two bowls of chaos. What do you want, guest officer?" said Xiao Er to Ouyang Lun, who was standing.
Ouyang Lun: "What do you all have?"
"Beef offal noodles, pork noodles, sheep soup noodles and noodles, what do the guest officers eat?" Xiao Er said skillfully.
"Beef offal fried noodles. Ouyang Lun said helplessly.
"Well, please wait. Xiao Er replied and left.
"Sitting, what are you doing standing?" Xingchen said when he saw Ouyang Lun, who was still standing.
"I don't dare. Ouyang Lun said embarrassedly.
"Okay, don't engage in any primordial and inferior humility outside. Have a seat. Nangong Xiang'er persuaded.
"Yes. Ouyang Lun responded, and sat down without sitting down.
"Guest officer, your chaos and face. Xiao Er took a tray and placed the three steaming bowls in front of each of them.
"Wait. Xiao Er put it down and was just about to leave, Ouyang Lun shouted.
"What, what else does the guest officer command?" Xiao Er turned around and asked.
"This is your beef offal fried noodles? Where's the offal? Call the cook. Ouyang Lun pointed to the noodles and said, stirring with chopsticks.
"Hey, guest officer, are you looking for me?" the cook, who was busy not far away, hurriedly ran over and asked.
"This is your beef offal fried noodles, where's the beef offal?" asked Ouyang Lun repeatedly.
"My name is beef offal, and my fried noodles are called beef offal fried noodles. The cook said, pointing to himself and noodles.
"I ....... Ouyang Lun was stunned for a while.
"Hahahaha. Xingchen and Nangong Xiang'er couldn't stand up with a smile.
"I'm going to quit. Ouyang Lun said with blood vomiting in his heart.
"It can't be returned, it can be exchanged. The cook unceremoniously refused.
"Alright, you can change the bowl of chaos for me. Ouyang Lun said helplessly. It's hurt inside.
"Xiao Er checks out. After the three of them finished eating, Ouyang Lun shouted.
"Haole, guest officer, two bowls of chaos, three pieces of one bowl. A total of six cents. Xiao Er said.
"Hmm? After Ouyang Lun listened, his hand that was taking out the money stopped.
"No, no, guest officer, our small business is absolutely undeceived, and we don't take a penny for overcharging, don't worry. Business integrity is the foundation, reputation first. Seeing this, Xiao Er hurriedly explained.
"I'm not saying more, I'm saying less. Ouyang Lun said with a smile.
"Less, no less, every bowl of chaos is the same. Xiao Er wondered.
Ouyang Lun: "I mean, it's not two bowls, it's three bowls." Won't I eat another bowl?"
"Hey, the bowl you ate was exchanged for fried noodles, so you don't have to pay for it. Xiao Er suddenly realized.
"No, how did I change my food into fried noodles. What about the fried noodles money. Think about it again?" Ouyang Lun was also anxious.
"You didn't eat fried noodles and gave you any money. "Xiao Er, I don't know you yet, looked at Ouyang Lun.
Xingchen couldn't help laughing anymore, "You fight slowly, don't worry, I'll wait." ”
"No, I can't explain why I met Bing in this show. Mentor, you see. Ouyang Lun was in a hurry, this girl couldn't make sense, a set of crooked reasoning was still stunned, and hurriedly threw the ball to Xingchen.
"Xiao Er, you see, these three bowls, you charge by the bowl. ”
"No, there are two bowls according to the bowl, and the bowl was exchanged for fried noodles by him. Xingchen didn't finish speaking, but Xiao Er said first.
"No, I'm giving you the money for that bowl of fried noodles. Ouyang Lun said with an urge to vomit blood.
"I didn't eat the fried noodles and gave me any money. Xiao Er said with an angry look.
It's over, and it's coming back again. Xingchen held his forehead, and he felt a headache.
"Master, if you have money, you have to give more, how about it, don't accept it?" Ouyang Lun threw down the money and was about to leave.
"Stop, don't leave without taking the money. Xiao Eryi stopped in front of Ouyang Lun, seeing that this posture was about to start.
"Little Er, don't be angry, they are teasing you. That's a lot of money, it's a tip for you. Please eat. Nangong Xiang'er also smiled when she saw this.
"No, it's useless. I don't want to. Xiao Er said stubbornly.
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