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Just over a minute into the fourth quarter, Chamberlain came on as a substitute. And little Van Gundy was also very interested in replacing Yao Ming.

A certain wave: "Chamberlain finally appeared, and it was Yao Ming who was opposite him!!!!"

Cheers.

"Sprinkle flowers to celebrate the first domestic derby!"

"Begin a moment of silence for Chamberlain!"

"Support Yao Ming and lead the rocket to complete the reversal!"

For the fans at home, this was the real beginning of the game, but they soon couldn't laugh!

When facing Chamberlain, Yao Ming was not embarrassed to be hard, he hooked his hand ..... "bang" the iron, mainly because he was too sad to bounce, and his backing was also successfully performed by Chamberlain's "blindfolded Dafa".

Kevin Willis, who was on the court with Chamberlain, grabbed the rebound, and Chamberlain followed with a round of soy sauce before coming back.

The score continued to expand, and Boss Fu, who still did not reflect on his mistakes, had completely abandoned Yao Ming, and the small sports car throttle was increased to the bottom, and he ran suddenly.

Then ...... "click" car accident.

"You can't go it alone." A certain wave said in a deep voice.

"This foul is well made, hurry up and knock down the cancer!"

Of course, Chamberlain can't beat Francis like he did against the "old and decrepit" Oakley, and after he pays attention, it will be difficult for Chamberlain to find opportunities to cause him to foul or make mistakes.

But you're hanging like this, your body is twisted into twists, is it really me Kevin Willis eating that or something?

So after a few laps, the difference in points became bigger and bigger, and Boss Fu finally switched to it. The Rockets also switched all of their main players to the court, announcing that they were abandoning the last game of the preseason.

However, Yao Ming was not replaced, because the alliance needed it. The people of the country need.

Popovich patted Chamberlain on the shoulder with a heavy face, as if to say: "The gun of the revolution will be handed over to you".

It was all in plain sight, but Chamberlain knew what kind of comfort his disgruntled old face needed.

At this time, Chamberlain didn't know that there were countless Chinese people watching this game.

After Francis went off the court, Yao Ming finally became the offensive center of the Rockets. Yao Ming learned a lesson, began to play hard inside, and just resisted twice..... "snapped" the ball!

Don't forget, Chamberlain has a pair of long arms, and he also has the "anticipation" to assist, maybe 108,000 miles away from a point guard, but it should be enough for an interior player. Especially the ..... with a broken arm

"Gibbon Broken Ball!"

However, Chamberlain did not get the blessing of the domestic fans, even if he later threw the ball into the hands of his outside teammates with a precise long pass, and assisted the Spurs to complete a fast-break counterattack.

What made Chamberlain cry even more was: "Made, Mu has an assist!"

As the only starters on the field, the only task of the substitutes was to receive the shells. Yao Ming singled again, "The Devil's Demon Capital Dance Steps" one da da two da, seeing Chamberlain's center of gravity shifted, an arrow step, "click" - a crime.

The Spurs' offense also missed, Morris Taylor grabbed the rebound hard, and the cannonball went up again, this time Yao Ming clicked twice, and it was estimated that even he was a little dizzy, and then "clicked" - again.

Looking at Yao Ming with a confused face, Chamberlain wanted to say to him: "Brother, your inside steps are great, but if you use it against me, you might as well cut in one step and harden me!"

Yao Ming's move works very well against the black sticks, but one of the things that Chamberlain can do the most is defensive prediction, so ...... Why is it a bit of a nest, is this the so-called civil war inside the outside layman?

But at this time, Popovich was satisfied, he slapped his face and kept nodding: "Not bad, not bad!"

The fans in the audience suddenly booed, and a certain wave: "Chamberlain caused Yao Ming to commit an offensive foul again". ”

"Will he order anything else?" - a netizen posted.

This caused a series of follow-ups: "Shameless soft egg pseudo-mother!"

"Chamberlain, get down!"

Fortunately, Chamberlain's mother was illiterate, and the literate Chamberlain's father and Xiao Wang looked at each other and sensibly did not tell her about it.

A woman who licks calves deeply is unreasonable!

This time, Yao Ming didn't dada, and when he saw that Chamberlain was in a deep position, he directly overlord made a hard bow - a jumper.

At this time, Chamberlain didn't have much to do, but the feeling of this thing was very wonderful, maybe losing face in front of the little brother made Yao Ming a little impatient, and his shot was out of the basket.

"Prediction!"

Chamberlain stretched out his long arm and grabbed the basketball before Morris Taylor and pointed the basketball to Kevin Willis' position.

The black man's bounce and more passionate style of play than the NCAA forced Chamberlain to make such a choice. Sure enough, as soon as his finger touched the basketball, Morris Taylor took the lead to push Chamberlain to the side.

But, hmph, it's too late!

Kevin Willis transferred the basketball to point guard Anthony Carter. Carter controlled the ball and pushed forward, Chamberlain fell to the floor, and immediately turned to be the first man on the inside of the two sides. And quickly overtook his teammate Tekoglu.

Tekoglu: "......"

At this time, Chamberlain's height advantage suddenly became prominent, and Carter could not let go of such a good opportunity to brush up on the next assist, and sent the basketball to Chamberlain's hands in a high-profile manner.

"It's not easy, finally got two points!"

Chamberlain happily watched as the basketball fell into the hoop.

But in China, the host of a certain wave had a sad face: "The Rocket's bench players did not perform well, although Yao Ming had worked hard, but the Rockets still allowed the Spurs to expand the difference to 22 points." ”

"He seems to be a good fit for the fast attack!"

Kalesimo, who felt the light in his eyes, whispered in Popovich's ear.

"Fast attack?"

Popovich inexplicably spread his hands.

"Ugh!"

Calesimo closed her mouth in embarrassment. Playing a fast break for a team that wins championships in positional battles and defense? Calesimo thinks he seems to have drunk high.

"Oh, we saw that the Rockets made substitution adjustments, and Van Gundy Jr. replaced Yao Ming!"

With the host's commentary, there is no suspense about the game, and the last attraction for the Chinese people has completely lost, although Chamberlain was still on the court at this time, and at the end of the game, he scored 5 points, grabbed 3 rebounds, and sent 1 assist and 1 block.

But does anyone care?