Chapter 54: An Awkward Cameo Experience

"The Breakup Master" definitely belongs to the representative work of vulgar comedy, and such a work has a proper term in Hollywood called, pee, and fart comedy. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After the 21st century, instead of the production of critics' attacks in North America, the production of-pee-fart series has been further developed, from the "Hangover" series to "The End of the World", the poop-pee-fart comedy Yanran has become a box office hit!

"The Breakup Master" also did well at the box office!

In the original time and space, the box office of "The Breakup Master" was 660 million, ranking tenth in the box office list of mainland films that year and fifth in domestic films!

As Deng Chao's first work from actor to director, at least there are no problems at the box office!

But word-of-mouth is a little embarrassing.

On Weibo, there is a lot of praise, on the contrary, professional film review websites such as Douban are full of bad reviews, and they can casually flip a movie review 'Negative score, get rough!' Narcissistic, cheap, low, phew, cheat money. Return a ticket! Pay it back! 'Something like that!

Speechless!

By the way, HK also has a representative director, and his status in the vulgar comedy is also very high, directed by Wang Jing!

"Laughter is the purpose of comedy itself, if you have to bring you something from comedy, then what about people who watch horror movies, what's the point of horror movies?? Isn't watching horror movies just to be scared, and comedy movies just to laugh? I think we should collectively learn to have fun, learn to enjoy entertainment, there are only Chinese audiences in the world, and they love to find meaning in movies. ”

This is Yu Baimei, the screenwriter of "The Breakup Master", who has fought back against the bad reviews of his work!

But "Breakup Master" really sucks!

There is no complete storyline at all, the whole process is clever, and the game is still the same old stalk from a few years ago!

……

Shen Lin's cameo continues, "You don't laugh at this!" ”

The tip of the brush swiped across Da Mimi's face, neck and chest, and found that Da Mimi still looked angry, "I want to see how much you can bear!" ”

With that, Shen Lin squatted down and untied the shoes on Da Mimi's feet.

"Click!"

Deng Chao nodded with satisfaction, "Linzi, it's a pity that you don't become an actor!" ”

Hehe!

Shen Lin secretly rolled his eyes!

"Come, let's continue!"

The scene did not change, to be honest, Shen Lin was a little puzzled why Deng Chao called a pause!

Shen Lin squatted down and continued to fiddle with Da Mimi's feet, no, shoes!

She was wearing sneakers, it was difficult to untie the laces, and it was easy to detach the shoes from her feet, Shen Lin originally planned to start performing directly, but after thinking about it, he took off her socks again, and did a full set of plays!

Da Mi Mi is a little frightened, not to say that the feet are really smelly or something, the tip of the key brush scratches the soles of the feet is really itchy!

How could she restrain her smile? It seems that you have to use Nortel's years of learning skills!

"I'll go! This tastes sharp! ”

Before it was Da Mimi's turn to show her acting skills, Shen Lin first snorted, glanced at Da Mimi's white and tender feet with horror, and then rolled her eyes directly and fainted!

"Click! Perfect! ”

Deng Chao made a move like Teacher Jin Xin very proudly, and then caught Shen Lin with all kinds of praise, listening to his tone, Shen Lin is simply a performance artist comparable to Marlon Brando!

Shen Lin waved his hand a little embarrassed, and was about to stand up, but Deng Chao motioned to him: "You lie down and don't move, now it's my turn to perform with Da Mi Mi!" ”

Walt? I always feel that this Diao people want to harm me!

Then Shen Lin really lay in place motionless.

"Da Mimi, you will pretend to step on Shen Lin's face later, okay!"

"No problem!"

Feed! I have a problem!

It's a pity that even if Shen Lin is reluctant, he can only continue to act like this, after all, it is really attractive for a big director to be stepped on by an actor.

By the time the two discussed the details of the shooting, almost half an hour had passed, and Shen Lin was lying on the ground and was almost asleep!

"Good! Attention departments, we're getting started! ”

Filming finally started, Shen Lin didn't open his eyes, and heard that Deng Chao and Da Mimi seemed to be looking for something.

After a short time, Deng Chao bit open the rope tied to Da Mimi with his teeth, and the latter found a lighter and burned the rope tied to Deng Chao's body.

"Let's go first, it's still not safe here!"

It's a line of Da Mimi.

"Of course you can go, but can you please put on your socks first?"

Deng Chao said with a flattering suggestion on his face, but looking at his expression, he seemed to be holding his breath!

Da Mimi's face turned crimson, walked up to Shen Lin, snatched the socks that were still in his hand, and stepped on his face with hatred by the way!

Of course, it just looks fierce on the surface, but in fact, it's just the soles of his feet spraying on Shen Lin's cheeks.

It doesn't matter, the key is that Da Mimi wore a short skirt!

Shen Lin saw the scenery under the skirt very clearly, and originally planned to remind her, but he felt that it was a little inappropriate, so he simply closed his eyes and hypnotized himself.

Da Mimi's feet still fell, and Shen Lin remained motionless, as if he was unconscious.

Da Mi Mi breathed a sigh of relief, to be honest, she was also a little worried that Shen Lin would turn her face, after all, Deng Chao had never told him such a scene before!

Shen Lin made a convulsive movement, and then tilted his head to mean that he had completely fainted.

This is, Yang Mi squatted down and put on shoes, and then she realized that she was wearing a short skirt!

His face turned red, and even his earlobes were red.

"Good! It's over! ”

Deng Chao directed and acted by himself, when he performed, it was Yu Baimei who was responsible for controlling the overall situation, and Lao Yu was in a very good mood, so he shouted directly!

"Brother Chao, my role is over, let's go first!"

Shen Lin also left the set of "The Breakup Master" as if he fled, and Deng Chao was still behind his back wondering why Shen Lin didn't say hello to Da Mimi.

"Big honey, huh, what are you blushing about?"

"No, maybe it's too hot!"

"It's hot? It's December's BJ! Do you actually feel hot? ”

……

This is the end of the cameo memory.

"How do you help with publicity? I haven't even watched the feature film yet! ”

Although a little reluctant, Shen Lin decided to call on his friends on Weibo to support Deng Chao's debut novel.

But, to tell the truth, Shen Lin's memory of bad movies is very poor, and those classic movies are often left in the depths of his heart.

"You can just send a press release, for example, 'Congratulations to director Deng Chao on the release of "The Breakup Master"!"

Ying Bao seems to be very experienced with this thing, so it is natural to take over the conversation.

"You seem to have a lot of experience!"

"Fortunately, when I first became popular, I often helped some celebrities send promotional releases and the like."

Ying Bao understated his own life in Beipiao.

"You only helped forward it, you didn't write it yourself, did you?"

Shen Lin is still a little uneasy!