Chapter 325: Breaking Farts in Public

Luo Chengyi gritted his teeth, anyway, he was going to see Xiao Dong make a fool of himself later, even if he was drunk, it didn't matter, he couldn't be despised because of this. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Just as he was about to continue drinking, his face suddenly stiffened, and he didn't dare to move.

"Brother Cheng, what's wrong with you?" The younger brother next to him asked.

Poof!

As soon as the words fell, I heard a loud fart sound, either by someone or by Luo Cheng.

A strange smell spread from his body.

Oh my God, this man is farting in public!

Poof! Poof!

Another loud fart.

Luo Chengcheng seemed to have eaten Xuanmai chewing gum, and he couldn't stop at all, and the chrysanthemums kept releasing stench, crackling like firecrackers.

"What's going on? What's wrong with me? Luo Cheng was startled himself, feeling that there was a breath of qi running around in his stomach, and he couldn't stop it at all.

"Brother Cheng, what's wrong with you?" The two younger brothers also began to panic.

"I'm embarrassed to ask me, it's all laxatives you put on it, rely on ......." Luo Cheng jumped up anxiously, covering his buttocks and trying to restrain himself, but he couldn't bear the effect of the medicine at all, and wherever he went, people covered their noses and walked away, with a look of disgust.

"Impossible, the medicine is obviously in Xiao Dong's wine." The two younger brothers looked at each other, not understanding what was going on at all, they obviously watched Xiao Dong drink the wine they had prepared in advance into their stomachs, how could it be that he didn't have anything to do, but it was Luo Cheng's turn to suffer.

"How the do I know, it's all good things you did, I'm ...... Poof! Without waiting for Luo Cheng to finish speaking, his whole body stiffened, the chrysanthemums loosened, and his black trousers were suddenly soaked with filth.

Luo Cheng not only farted in public, but also pooped in public!

"Oh, you said you, don't force it if you can't drink it, it's farting and shitting, how disgusting." Chen Tian hugged Luo Xiaobei and looked at Luo Chengdao who was jumping like a clown, "Even if you want to perform a show to entertain everyone, you can do something interesting." ”

"Xiao Dong, you...... You wait for me! Luo Cheng wanted to cry without tears, he was so angry that he almost fainted, covered his crotch, and fled with the support of his two younger brothers. Everyone understood, and after a long time, Luo Cheng wanted to play a trick to make Xiao Dong make a fool of himself, but he didn't expect that stealing chickens would not make a fool of rice, so he drank the laxative wine and became a clown.

This dramatic scene added a touch of bad taste to the ball, and soon Luo Chengcheng was forgotten by everyone, he should eat and drink.

Luo Xiaobei pinched Xiao Dong and asked curiously, "How did you get it just now, I obviously saw that you drank the wine given by Luo Cheng." ”

"Heaven must not be divulged."

"Pretending." Luo Xiaobei pursed his lips, glanced at it, and suddenly said suspiciously, "Where did Han Lao go, tell me quickly, did you do something bad to her?" ”

"What's the matter, she's not here, what does it have to do with me." Xiao Dong was weak-hearted, thinking that Han Xiaoshuang, a girl, wouldn't be unable to think about it just because she took advantage of her, so she ran to jump off the building.

The lights of the dance party suddenly dimmed and turned into colorful colors, and the voice of the microphone sounded: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to leave the campus and step into society, let us have a carnival in this last moment." ”

Luo Xiaobei likes this kind of lively scene the most, and excitedly pulls Xiao Dong and says, "Let's go dance." ”

At this time, many men and women walked to the center of the room and danced to the rhythm of the music.

"Don't worry, as long as you follow me." Luo Xiaobei thought that Xiao Dong was not good at this, and whispered a word of comfort. But with the melody of the rhythm, Luo Xiaobei's whole person was driven by Xiao Dong, and Miaoman's posture flew, like a butterfly dancing in the field, Miaoman was incomparable.

It feels like they're not dancing, they're playing an epic.

Gradually, everyone else stopped, and everyone was deposited on Xiao Dong and Luo Xiaobei, who were dancing.

When a beam of light finally freezes on the two of them, the melody stops and the dance steps end. After the deathly silence of the scene, there was a round of applause. Luo Xiaobei is like a princess who has been in the limelight, and has become the brightest new star at the ball.

"I didn't expect you to be so good at dancing." Luo Xiaobei was stunned for a long time before he reacted.

"It's a graduation gift for you, don't you like it?"

"I like it." Luo Xiaobei grabbed Xiao Dong's arm affectionately, and smiled sweetly, "Let's go back." ”

drove Luo Xiaobei to the door of the house, Luo Xiaobei reluctantly said: "Xiao Dong, if you want to disappear in the future, can you say hello to me first?" I can't find you, I'm panicking. ”

"How could I disappear for no reason?" Xiao Dong couldn't cry or laugh, "I'm going out to do something." ”

"Then you have to tell me too." Luo Xiaobei leaned tightly into Xiao Dong's arms and said softly, "You are the faith of my life, I can't lose you." ”

"Alright, it's time to go back." Xiao Dong patted Luo Xiaobei's little head.

"Kiss." Luo Xiaobei pursed her lips.

Xiao Dong coughed lightly and said, "Go back quickly, your father will be worried if it's late." ”

"No, I'll go back if you take it lightly." Luo Xiaobei said coquettishly.

Xiao Dong really had no choice, so he had to kiss it on his little mouth like a bud.

Luo Xiaobei smiled like a flower, got out of the car, and suddenly turned around and said, "Xiao Dong, I feel that I am so happy." ”

Xiao Dong shook his head, what a simple girl.

Driving back, just as he was turning the corner, he was suddenly stopped by a figure.

Xiao Dong frowned, saw the person in front of him clearly, and couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth, isn't this Han Xiaoshuang?

I didn't see her at the dance just now, why did I come here to stop the car, did I want revenge?

"Teacher Han, robbery?" Xiao Dong poked his head out and said.

"That's right, it's robbery." Han Xiaoshuang's dress hadn't been changed yet, she bit her lip, sat in the co-pilot's seat, and without saying a word, she directly hooked Xiao Dong's neck and took the initiative.

it? What kind of rhythm is this, losing your heart and having a madness?

"Teacher Han, what are you doing here?" Xiao Dong looked at Han Xiaoshuang like a monster, and couldn't figure out which game she was playing.

"Don't you like to take advantage of it, why are you still pretending to be reserved now?" Han Xiaoshuang stopped, took a deep breath and said, "I figured it out, I may really like you, if you don't untie this knot, I'm afraid I won't be able to live with a normal mentality in the future, so let's take advantage of you once." ”

"And this kind of crooked reasoning?" Xiao Dong raised his eyebrows.

"Of course, everyone has karma." Han Xiaoshuang didn't say more, closed her eyes, and took the initiative to ask for it.

Faced with the initiative of the delicate man, Xiao Dong turned over and pressed down, like a fierce beast, wantonly plundering. With a coquettish hum and two figures, the extreme indulgence......

After a long time, in the quiet car, Han Xiaoshuang's cheeks were red, and her eyes were a little dull when she looked at the eye-catching flower buds on the seat.

"What? Regretted it? Xiao Dong asked.

"There's nothing to regret." Han Xiaoshuang came back to her senses, saw her torn tattered dress, rolled her eyes and said, "What a beast, it's all ruined by you, how can I see people, hurry up and find a dress for me to wear." ”

"I don't have any clothes here." Xiao Dong thought about it, simply took off his shirt, handed it to Han Xiaoshuang and said, "Well, let's pay attention to it." ”

Han Xiaoshuang rolled her eyes: "Send me back." ”

Along the way, Han Xiaoshuang behaved very calmly, and it wasn't until the car stopped at the door of her house that she took a deep breath and said, "From now on, we are just ordinary friends, try to contact as little as possible, I don't want to have too much to do with you." ”

"It's really strange, why did you come to me if you didn't want to have anything to do with me?" Xiao Dong wondered.

"Because, I don't want to fall too deep, there are too many women around you, I know, I can never be the important one." Han Xiaoshuang looked directly at Xiao Dong and said, "Actually, I have to thank you, at least, let me love it." ”

With that, he opened the car door and stepped out of the car. She thought for a moment, pointed to the shirt on her body and said, "This dress should be given to me as a souvenir." ”

Xiao Dong suddenly admired Han Xiaoshuang, a woman, who dared to love and hate, and acted decisively, if she was placed in ancient times, she would definitely be a heroine among women. Everyone has a magic barrier, and Han Xiaoshuang can have the courage to face and face it, which makes Xiao Dong sigh to himself.

I only hope that Han Xiaoshuang can really let go.

drove the car back to the villa, Xiao Dong had just walked into the hall, and a grimace suddenly jumped out of the door, grinning at him.

"Stinky girl, you still want to scare me, when I am you?" Xiao Dong looked at Cheng Lin, crying and laughing.

"Oh, brother-in-law is really boring, you can pretend, let me feel a little sense of accomplishment." Cheng Lin suddenly drooped his face and sat on the edge of the sofa weakly, with Lan Siying next to him, still looking like a workaholic, holding his laptop and working.

"I haven't asked you yet, where have you been these days, why haven't you seen anyone?" Xiao Dong asked.

"You're embarrassed to say that you won't tell me when you come back, how dare I live in such a big house alone, so I've been sleeping at a friend's house for the past few days." Cheng Lin rolled her eyes, then smiled mysteriously at Xiao Dong, "Brother-in-law, have you thought about what gift to give?" ”

"Gifts?" Xiao Dongzhang was confused, this girl, Xiang Lai's thinking was jumping, and he really didn't react.

"Brother-in-law, you are really, you don't even remember your sister's birthday." Cheng Lin said angrily, "Do you have a husband like this?" Tomorrow is your wife's birthday, shouldn't you spend it with her? ”

"Ouch, what you said, I've always remembered that I wanted to surprise my wife, but now you leaked it in advance." Xiao Dong's mind flashed, and he hurriedly said.

"Really?" Cheng Lin blinked her eyes, and pulled Lan Siying suspiciously, "Sister, brother-in-law can really pretend?" ”

Lan Siying nodded noncommittally: "Indeed, it's a pity not to win the Oscar." ”

"I really remember, I want to surprise your wife." Xiao Dong leaned up with a hippie smile and said, "Wife, I'll celebrate your birthday tomorrow." ”

I don't know why, Lan Siying's cheeks suddenly turned red: "No need, I'm used to it alone." ”

"Okay." Xiao Dong has long been accustomed to Lan Xiying's coldness.

"Rest early, I'll go back to my room first." Lan Siying closed the computer, and there was an extra indifference on his face.

"What's upset about that?" Xiao Dong is really unpredictable.

"Brother-in-law, you are so stupid, my sister has a cold temperament and a good face, of course I am embarrassed to agree directly, if you say a few more words, she will definitely celebrate her birthday with you, really, you two are like this, how will you live in the future." Cheng Lin said bitterly.