250 Four short stories
1. Food blogger Theolod Lecht
It is said that after 2000, technology and Internet technology have entered a new era, and the explosive development of ultra-high speed has made countless netizens not adapt to a social network, and another social network has appeared, people have just played hot on Facebook, and the micro-blog titter has appeared again, and people who like to take pictures and selfies just want to complain that the photo function of titter is not powerful enough, and a social platform instagram defined specifically for "patter" was born
The promotion of movies is no longer limited to advertising and television, and the emergence of various social platforms has given them a larger public relations platform. Celebrities seem to have found a way to get closer to their fans, moving from their initial blogs to Facebook, Titter and Instagram, where they regularly update themselves on selfies or routines, and sometimes promote their latest films.
Of course, this kind of social account is generally run by their public relations team, and the social platform is not only a platform for celebrities and fans to communicate closely, but also a platform for showing their celebrity selves, and their agents will never allow them to accidentally say the wrong thing on these platforms with huge public opinion influence.
But some celebrities are just extra capricious, and after the public relations team gets hold of his official account, they will secretly open a trumpet for themselves.
Theorod is like this, the difference is that Marshall, who is also well aware of his "flamboyant tongue", did not confiscate all of Theorod's social accounts, but re-established some official accounts and unified account name olordrichter_official as a platform for publishing Theorod's official news, activities, statements and pictures.
As for Theolod's own private account, it can no longer be counted as a so-called "trumpet", as long as anyone who has been on social platforms for a long time knows that this otheory1978 is a famous, food blogger.
That's right, not a famous Hollywood superstar, not a professional actor, but a food blogger. Even if his account is almost a fan of a bunch of celebrities, directors, screenwriters, photographers and other industry insiders who have had a relationship with each other or even can only be named, even if netizens can always see their interactions in other celebrity titters, this cannot change the status of the famous Hollywood food blogger in the minds of everyone.
Because most of his photos, except for some landscape stills and selfies with friends, are photos of his food, and they are all mouth-watering.
If you are hungry for dinner, this lamb chop is just right, and it looks good on the plate, take a photo; when you are thirsty, drink a glass of star x grams (it is a mosaic icon but everyone can see it), the ingredients you add are good to drink, and the color and shape are also good, take a photo; Eat an ice cream when it is hot, the colorful ice cream balls with the beach and the sea look really delicious, take a photo; Eat with friends, the thick cheese on the freshly baked pizza can be pulled out and take a photo; Vanity Fair dinner, things are small and exquisite, only they look good, and the taste is not good, aggrieved, take a photo……
That's it, why do you even have to shoot a boxed lunch on the set, and you can shoot it so delicious?
Of course, because Theolod is a world superstar and can't advertise other people's restaurants and gourmet restaurants without charging endorsement fees, he never mentions any store addresses or names in his titter or Instagram. But just looking at the many different kinds of food in his photos, his fans also know how strong he is in the field of food, there is no restaurant in the world that he has not eaten, right?
There are also a large number of fans who are bombarded by Theorod's food bombardment every day, including a large number of celebrities who are fans of Theorod, so many times the style of painting in his comment retweet area is like this:
Andrei 1989: My girlfriend really loves you to death! Where did you buy your coffee and I want to surprise her.
Wendy's Wind: Male god, you are so handsome!! which store does the hot dog in the background of your selfie look delicious?
Edward Norton: Are you coming to New York, buddy? This pizza looks like the last time we had it, where did you order it?
Heath Ledger: ...... Don't eat it, you'll get fat, leave your cake for your goddaughter, or tell me where you bought it?
Cate Blanchett: I love your ice cream! It's so beautiful, you have five minutes to tell me where it is.
Good Guy Pizza: Please come and eat our pizza, Theo, there's an endorsement fee!
olordrichter_official:…… Don't shoot my lord, I'm so hungry, I said I'll be in the office in ten minutes?qaq
……
Soon after, Theolod changed his self-introduction to: A foodie who doesn't want to act is not a good photographer.
He is not too different from the official homepage of a serious and conscientious magazine next door, hard photos, new film dynamics and other activities.
2. Vicious titter?any more?
When Theolod became a "teenager addicted to the Internet" and a "food blogger" in the eyes of countless people, many talk shows would make fun of him when interviewing him, especially Theolod, who mixes social platforms every day when he has nothing to do, is the latest and most popular idol in Hollywood.
Of course, if a person has more fans, there will always be some black fans who don't like him, and the virtual network platform also provides them with an opportunity to act as a "keyboard warrior" unscrupulously to slander others and even insult others. There will always be some vicious swearing under the tweets and pictures of celebrities, and those black fans will also rewrite a derogatory tweet and the celebrity himself.
Theorod receives countless things every day, so he has already set them up, and he doesn't need to be reminded except for his fan friends.
In response to this kind of vicious tweets, "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show" specially set up a link for celebrities to read these tweets, and then record the celebrities' reactions or angry or helpless or narcissistic or provocative reactions for broadcast. Maybe their reactions were funny, or maybe the art of scolding these tweets was very knowledgeable, and the ratings of this part were quite high, and many people wanted to see how their favorite celebrities would react in this situation.
Especially for a good-natured gentleman like Theorod, everyone wondered what he would think of those tweets.
In one episode, "Jimmy's Feather Show" finally invited Theolod to read a tweet they had chosen. I saw Theorod, who was dressed in casual hair and had a pair of sunglasses stuck in it, sitting in a high chair, holding a mobile phone in one hand and a lollipop that he bought from nowhere in the other.
"I really don't understand why a German Na*Pure Fool like Theolord Lest, who only knows giggles and has no manhood, is so popular......" Theorod couldn't help but laugh as he read it, he shoved the lollipop into his mouth and held his phone in both hands, "Can I reply to retweet this? please? Okay no......
"Seriously, that's a lot of fun, man, who is it? Can you introduce me to that? But it's better not to talk nonsense, and watch out for the old man in your house spanking you. So, brother, can you send me a private message with your address? As a reward I decided to send you a box of lollipops. Theolod raised the lollipop in his hand, "Oh my god I never knew these tweets were so interesting, any more?
Well, compared to the fact that others are either pretentious or 'I just like the way you can't get used to seeing me and have to live on the same earth as me,' Theorod doesn't have a lot of fun like this. And the ridicule he said on the show that he wanted to send lollipops to black fans as a reward somehow became a new scaring quote for his fans-
"Ouch, you're awesome, do you want me to send you a box of lollipops?"
3. Do you really want Lord Theo to be on AO3?
I don't know why, since the 20th century, "rotten culture" has been prevalent all over the world, and even some previously straight Hollywood movies have begun to add some rotten elements to win eyeballs and box office. And with the advancement of gay equality movements around the world, people are becoming more and more accepting of sexual orientation.
This phenomenon is even more common in the UK, which would otherwise not be called a "rotten country".
And when Theolod came to the UK with the main creative team to participate in "The Graham Norton Show" because of the promotion of "Inception", he was ridiculed by the host Graham Norton because of this - given that he himself is a good person, and he can have a sense of CP when he stands with anyone, and there are still many fanworks around him in the rotten culture circle on the Internet.
"Theo, I don't think you will like it, but I'm going to have to keep going, I'm going to show you a piece of work, and I hope you don't tear it up on the spot, because I think it's quite expressive and captures the essence of the characters. Graham Norton said solemnly, and pulled out a painting.
The painting also appeared on the big screen in the studio, and the whole audience immediately boiled, and in the constant cheers and screams, Theolod who couldn't help but laugh heard Tom Hardy next to him whistle.
"Where did you get that?" the noise completely drowned out Theorod's helpless complaints.
"I don't know, it's a female choreographer who stuffed it into me, and God knows what she watches every day. Graham spread his hands innocently, causing the whole audience to laugh.
I saw that in that painting, Theolod played Taylor pressed Edward Norton's Jack to the bed, Taylor was naked/naked, Jack's white shirt was torn and scratched, and he was raising his chin to be licked by the smiling Taylor on his neck.
"Okay, okay, I'll admit it really looks like it. Theolod shifted his seat and touched his chin, "But it stands to reason that the two of them are the same person, and Jack's injuries should also be on Taylor...... So what kind of fan setting is this? Jack and Taylor are two people?"
"Who knows? Maybe they like it. Graham said, "But you don't look surprised at all, Theo, have you seen this picture?"
"Not really, it's just nothing. Ed once read an article about the daily life of the two of them......"
"ait," Graham interrupted Theolod's train, "you mean Ed has read fanfiction articles?
"That's right, it's another 'Norton'. Theorod nodded.
"Really, what's the name of that article?" Tom Hardy also intrigued.
"Life Before End? Seems to be this, I don't remember. I was curious and went to that site, Archiveour On, a fan fiction site, or AO3 for short, to search for the article, and although the author added a gay element between the two, it was written very truthfully. To be honest, the scale of that article is much larger than this one. ”
“…… o,i mean…… O!" Graham didn't expect Theorod to be an old driver.
Tom seemed to be more interested in that site: "A fanfiction site?
"That's right, as long as you make good use of the search and follow the tag to find you, you can find anything. Theolod was very serious about popularizing science, and gestured with his hand, "I once used my name as a tag to search, and as a result, several pages of articles came out in an uproar." The most incredible thing is that the first work with the highest popularity is a work set in the Middle Ages, just like putting Hollywood in this era, me and the people around me in this era into the world of medieval lords and knights, they seem to call this kind of article 'au', 'another universe'. ”
"I read a few chapters, and in short, the setting and structure of the article are very large, and I just want to say 'o' after reading it. The authors who create fanworks are actually quite powerful. ”
At the end of the hearing, Graham sighed to the audience and the camera: "Creators, be careful, you really don't want Theolod Lecht to be on AO3?"
4. Maggie's funeral
Theolod and Natel had actually come out with their own families a long time ago.
First, the two go to Helen and Coria's house, and together confess to Nattell's mother and sister about their sexuality and the fact that they have been together for a long time. Coria couldn't accept the news when she heard this, probably because she had always had a crush on Theorod, and she made a big fuss and locked herself in the room.
Nattel's mother, Helen, quickly accepted this fact, and comforted the two of them, saying that Corlea would be fine the next day after a night of trouble, and expressed her support for the two.
"In any case, maybe the two of you will never be able to get married, you will always have to hide, here in me, in this family, you are all my children. Helen hugged the two of them tightly.
The next day, as Helen said, Coria accepted the fact, but she was still a little awkward, probably not knowing how to face Theolod now. Seeing her hesitant and embarrassed look, Theolod smiled and stroked her hair, telling her that she could always think of him as her other brother.
Then, a few days later, on Thanksgiving, the two went to Maggie's house again. At the dinner table, they naturally told Maggie the news.
Theolod had been staring at Maggie's reaction at that time, and he found himself nervous like never before.
Under the table, the hands of the two were already clasped together.
Maggie was still eating, as if she hadn't heard at all, or that she hadn't turned on the hearing aids in her ears.
After a long time, she saw that her grandson and boyfriend were staring at her very nervously, and said a little strangely: "Eat, why don't you eat, don't you have an appetite?"
"No, it's just, Grandma......" Theolod tried to speak, but was interrupted by Maggie.
"Okay, isn't that what you're together? She said pamperingly and slowly, "Theo, you are my precious grandson, and Natle almost grew up watching me, can I not know about you?"
Theolod had a sour nose, but smiled.
"It's good that you have the courage to tell me. Maggie said, giving Theorod and Natel a large chunk of turkey, "Come, eat, you both, you are both so thin, eat more." ”
"Thank you...... Grandma, really, thank you......"
"Silly boy, thank you, you are all my precious children. Maggie said.
Unbeknownst to Theolod and Nattell, this is the last Thanksgiving they will spend with Maggie.
After Thanksgiving, shortly after the new year, Maggie died.
At that time, Theorod took her to his villa and spent Christmas and New Year's Day. She died peacefully in her sleep without any pain, and the next day Theorod saw that she did not get up, only to find that Maggie had passed away, and when she left, she did not know what she dreamed of, and there was a smile on the corner of her mouth.
I don't know why, except for sadness and longing, Theolod didn't cry. Maybe it's because she's too old mentally and doesn't see death very lightly, or maybe it's because Maggie in this world has already lived longer than her in the parallel world, lived well, and lived happily without being tormented by illness.
Theolod gave a not-so-long but heartfelt speech at Maggie's funeral.
For him, Maggie is the most important relative in this world, and the best grandmother, she is not gone, she is just forever blessing him in another world.
"I love you forever. Theolod wrote this on his titter with a selfie with Maggie at Christmas.
In the photo, an old man with a reindeer antler hairpin and a red scarf with a wrinkled face is smiling brightly. 166 Reading Network