Hawkers~~ Speaking of the great topic of robbery, the author suddenly remembered that he saw Dongdong in the book (foggy), and it felt more fun. If you are interested in children's shoes, you can take a look, and the author will tell the first story about robbery. If you think it's fun, remember to have some tickets~~

Bank robbery of the --- of the crime.

At OO Bank, a female cashier with glasses and short orange hair sits neatly at the service desk, waiting for customers to come to the door. Eh~~ Don't get me wrong, this is not sitting on the platform through the bank's interface.... The weather is sunny, accompanied by two-level epilepsy winds, and the eastern region is generally saliva ˋ(°▽, °)??, such a good little weather is decisively suitable for going to crime~~

A square face, a sparse beard on the chin, a peaked cap on the head, and a mask and sunglasses are essential. It was a good day, but he was wearing a thick coat and pants, a pair of shiny leather shoes, and a big backpack in his hand. Hawkers~~ Needless to say, this is a customer at first glance....... (ˉ▽ˉ；)...

There was hardly anyone in the bank in the early morning, save the bank clerk and the strangely dressed man. The man walked from the door to the table very calmly, and there was no one else, it was the luckiest thing in his life. "Get the money out!!" the man said, pulling a pistol out of his pocket and pointing at the bank in a threatening tone.

The sister paper was startled by the sudden voice, she was still dozing off just now, and she didn't find the guest for the first time. "1 second", "2 seconds", "3 seconds", ..... "Ah~ Please go over there first to get the number and wait!!" The sister paper pointed to the comprehensive service machine near the door. With a smiling expression and a very calm tone~~

"Okay. The male customer actually walked up to the machine and took out a numbered ticket. Eh~~ No!! "Money!!I said hand over the money!!" the man said menacingly, bringing the pistol closer to the clerk's face. ┗|｀O′|┛

My sister's pupils suddenly dilated, "I... I see!" a drop of sweat dripped down his face. She took the pistol in the man's hand, and looked carefully at the detailed structure of the gun and its production model, "Hmm~~". "Smack!" The staff sister directly took out a stack of money and slapped it on the table, "Well~ because it's an old model, it's only worth so much...."(ˉ▽ˉ;)...

The man picked up the money and counted it carefully, and suddenly his head was full of black lines ( ̄_ ̄|||) , "only..... It's only 5,000 R dollars!?How do you let me survive this month!!". The man spent all his savings (the money from the last robbery), and he still has to rely on this ticket to support his wife and children~~

The clerk crossed her hands together, put her chin on it, narrowed her red eyes, and said fiercely, "If you don't want it, go elsewhere!!!"

The man turned his back angrily, and kept muttering some ugly curses in his mouth, "Damn! insatiable! Don't die well!!" "Boom~~Wait a minute!!Are you a pawn shop??The man suddenly woke up, he turned around angrily and knocked on the table hard. "You're mistaken!!I'm here to rob the bank!!Hand over the money---!!!"

"That's the only thing a bank clerk can do when he's being held at gunpoint?? you get the idea???" Hearing the man's angry words, the clerk nodded quickly. The man thought that the clerk had understood, so he turned his back and walked towards the door, saying as he walked, "Then let's start over for another hundred years, please don't make a mistake again!!"

The same plot played out again, and the man calmly walked into the bank with a handbag. The clerk stood up suddenly, "Welcome!!What sushi would you like to eat today???

"Woo... Think about it-" The man took out a handkerchief from where and kept wiping his hands, "Let's have a horse mackerel today~~"

The clerk's sister turned her head slightly, and her body trembled unnaturally. (Hey, hey~~You're definitely stealing fun!!)"Okay!!"buniu~~ A small plate appeared on the table, "Just wait~~" [, a bank, where did the horse mackerel come from!!]

Uh~~ "Smack!!" The man slashed directly at the head of the clerk's sister with a knife, "What the hell!!!Give me enough stops, you bastard are playing with me-give me a bit of a bank clerk!——"

The bank clerk's sister paper suddenly collapsed, and a drop of sweat appeared on her fair face again. "What does the bank clerk look like??" said I didn't quite understand.

"Don't you understand, I'll show you, you're here to rob a bank!!" said the man, handing the pistol to the clerk, and then asked her to put on a mask and sunglasses. The teaching officially began, "Listen, first of all, the robbers are going to threaten the bank clerks, right??"

"Hand over the money bastard!!" the clerk did as the man taught.

And then the bank clerk will .... The man suddenly stood up in a panic and raised his hands, "Huh.... I'm going to do what you say...."

Dangdang~~ successfully filled the bag with cash. According to the script, the sister paper pretended to be excited, "Hahahaha~~ I have successfully got the money!!" Her left hand is a stack of dollars, her right hand is a pile of euros, and in front of her is a bag full of cash. [The evidence is conclusive!!]

"And then, when the robber was immersed in the joy of his hand," said the man, he touched his hand under the table, "and pressed the siren with lightning speed." ”

"Then the police questioning came," said the man, with tears in his eyes, as he looked like a bank clerk who was relieved by the police game. (Immerse yourself in your own world~~)

During this period, a large number of policemen rushed in from the door of the bank, and instantly pushed the sister paper who played the robbery to the ground, "You are arrested!!", and in this way, the sister paper was handcuffed and her feet were hung in the air. [Sister paper suddenly cried and fainted in prison: Meow a mi, he is the robber!!]

The police quickly left the scene, and the bank returned to its usual calm. The man finally reacted, he knocked on the table hard, "MMP, you've been arrested, and you're still engaged in wool!! ----- a wonderful homeopathic complaint??

PS: The content of the story comes from "Sin (multiplied) 10", interested students can take a look at the comics, it's still quite interesting....