355: This patient is Tai Chi
In this kind of busyness, some patients are particularly uncooperative, which is the most dissatisfied with the glutinous rice noodles sitting in front of the TV. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
A man wearing a black windbreaker and a black mask + duckbill hat appeared at Mu Qiuniang's consultation table, and he didn't know if he knew that Mu Qiuniang was now recording, but he looked around left and right, looking afraid of being recognized, and said to Mu Qiuniang mysteriously: "Divine doctor, you are a little unwell, can you help me take a look?"
"What's uncomfortable?" Mu Qiuniang raised her eyes and glanced at it, although she didn't have any expression, but when she saw him, she had a feeling of seeing something dirty, which was very uncomfortable.
"Aren't you a miracle doctor?
"It also depends on what kind of disease it is, some diseases can be seen, and some diseases can't. ”
"You haven't seen it yet, how do you know that my illness can't be seen? Aren't you a miracle doctor?"
"I'm a miracle doctor, but I don't have anything to cure for a man who only knows how to play with women and gets sick because of it. Mu Qiuniang's voice was not small, and the people who were closer could clearly hear what she was saying, and immediately looked at the man one by one, revealing a surprised gaze.
Some even stood closer, and hurriedly moved away, for fear that they would be infected with some germs.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Who is going to get a dirty patient? You don't even know what to do with my pulse? Do you know that you are ruining my reputation? Don't think that you are a miracle doctor and you can ruin someone else's reputation......" The man's face changed dramatically, and he roared at her.
"I'm not talking nonsense, you know it very well. You think you're so great, you can write a few online novels that can sell money, you can go around boasting that you are a famous online writer, how much you earn a year, and by the way, you can trick a few ignorant little girls into ...... bed."
As if she had seen through everything, Mu Qiuniang stared at the man coldly, and the words she spit out were like sharp arrows, which made the man opposite take a few steps back.
"You...... You...... When did I trick an ignorant little girl into going to bed? That's what they wanted, they were cheap themselves, and they sent it to the door themselves. My Lao Tzu is not Yanagishita Hui, and it is a fool not to take advantage of it!" But the man still retorted a few words indignantly.
Everyone wowed: "Wow......"
"So, you even lied to a 14-year-old girl?"
Everyone was stunned: a 14-year-old girl?!
"What 14-year-old girl, what nonsense are you talking about, Lao Tzu's girlfriends are all adults," the man pointed at Mu Qiuniang with his finger, his face fierce, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, fortunately Lao Tzu will kill you!"
"Who are you going to kill?" Jiang Nuo definitely didn't expect that he was just a god, and his wife would be scolded by a man pointing at his nose? He immediately stood up without anger and blocked in front of Mu Qiu Niang.
"I know you, you are the big star Jiang Nuo on TV. The man's expression when he looked at Jiang Nuo was full of jealousy, "You/step/mother/, aren't you just a good-looking face, otherwise you are definitely not as good as me, and you still rely on women to eat, you are simply a little white face, and you lose the face of our men! I don't know how many women you have deceived, and how many women have climbed into bed with that face, so that you can be like a dog like today......
"A dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth!" Jiang Nuo didn't react yet, feeling that her husband was being scolded, Mu Qiuniang was unhappy, so she picked up a piece on the table and threw it at the man.
It was thrown right in the man's face, like a slap in the face, and it was slapped hard.
Everyone watched: "Wow!" The quasi-head of the miracle doctor is also ready, right?!
"You actually dare to hit me?!" The man only felt a pain on his face, and glared at Mu Qiuniang with hatred. Don't think that the woman threw something when he didn't see it!
"Your mouth stinks!"
"You/step//,&¥!@¥@!#*@#¥*%¥@......" The man scolded out with a string of swear words, and he didn't bring the same thing.
Mu Qiuniang's brows furrowed tightly. If she hadn't remembered that she was recording, she would have directly wanted to throw this man out and destroy the corpse. She's grown so big, she hasn't been scolded yet!
I don't know where to find a scalpel, threw it out with a "whoosh", and inserted it directly between the man's legs.
The man was so frightened that he quickly stopped his mouth, and the knife, straight between his two shoes, seemed to be able to be inserted into his feet as long as it was crooked by one centimeter, and he was so frightened that he peed his pants.
Everyone covered their noses when they looked at the conditions: it stinks!
"Wife, don't be angry, I'll deal with this matter!" Jiang Nuo was afraid that Mu Qiuniang would do it again, don't make a fuss, so he quickly grabbed her hand and shouted outside, "What about the security guard, call the security guard, there is someone making trouble here!"
How could there be no security personnel at the doctor's door, but the patients here were lined up in an orderly manner, and there were many glutinous rice noodles to help arrange the iron order, and there was no accident for a few days, so they stood outside a little.
As soon as he heard Jiang Nuo's shout, he hurriedly ran over: "Who is making trouble?"
"He!" said the viewer to the man very enthusiastically.
"Are you making trouble?" the security guard asked the man.
The man came back to his senses and yelled, "I didn't make trouble! It's the woman, she's going to kill me!" Everyone saw it, she was going to kill me, she was carrying a knife on her, did you see it, she threw the knife under my feet, and she almost threw it at me......
The security guard covered his nose: "Did you pee your pants?"
"I want to complain, that woman just threatened me, I went to her to see a doctor, she didn't show me or say anything, and she wanted to kill me......" The man didn't answer the security guard's words, anyway, he was also embarrassed in front of so many people, and he was considered to be "Huo" out, hard-skinned, and he had to pull Mu Qiuniang off the horse.
Don't you dare to make Lao Tzu so embarrassed, Lao Tzu makes you unable to even be a miracle doctor!
"And Jiang Nuo, that big star, he is not a good thing, his wife wants to kill someone, not only did he not stop it, but he also handed over the knife, everyone saw it, they can guarantee me!"
However, what the man didn't expect was that before his words fell, some people watched: "I didn't see anything!"
"Well, I didn't notice either, I just talked to him," he said, pointing to a man next to him, "but I heard him swearing!"
"I saw the miracle doctor ask him what he was uncomfortable with, and he didn't cooperate, so he let the miracle doctor see for himself, and his attitude was very bad!" someone even added.
The man was so angry that he died: "You ...... You're all executioners!"
"It's better than someone sleeping with a 14-year-old girl!"
"Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu hasn't seen it at all, she is simply slandering Lao Tzu!"
"The miracle doctor doesn't know you, why is he slandering you for no reason?"
"How does Lao Tzu know?"
"That's it, others don't know you, how can they slander you for no reason, it must be because you have done something unseemly!"
"What did Lao Tzu do, Lao Tzu?"
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