Chapter 166: My teammates are all pits
Thank you for the reward of the children's shoes in the Ice Land, this chapter is more for you. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 infoThank you for your long-term support of the author bacteria, and I hope that more friends can be active. Mo Mo Da~~(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ
"Who are you who dare to come to the Tiger Master's field to make trouble??"
Hearing someone ask himself, Comrade Xiaoqiang realized that he was actually surrounded by a group of people in black, "Are you making a movie, don't your costumes and expressions be really neat~~" She said as she put down Connor-chan and Thor in her hand.
Could it be that this woman's brain is not good? As the leader of the Men in Black team, he smiled happily, "Haha, you're right, we're going to make a movie called AxV." You are the female pig's feet of this movie, and I will ensure that you will be called dad for a while~~". "Hahaha....." With the leading ridicule of the beauty, the little brothers around him also laughed.
"Cut~ What a man who doesn't have any humor at all." Xiaoqiang muttered quietly with a small mouth. She raised her head and looked at the man who seemed to be the leader and said, "I have something to talk about with your little tiger, you go and call your boss down!" ”
"How can you shout out of the Tiger Master?" Toutou said as he unzipped his pants, "But well~ I have a tiger stick here, I don't know if the charm is not your appetite~" As he teased again, the hall was full of laughter.
It seems that this group of mentally retarded people can't communicate with words, so men are animals who can only think with their lower bodies, Xiaoqiang nodded to himself. Then you have to bend them all~~ Xiaoqiang waved his hand, "Sisters, let's have a big fight!" ”。 Thor waited for Xiaoqiang's words to be all the flowers, and finally could play happily, "yes~" She raised her hands in approval.
"Yo~ It's still bright. You want to show your little sister to us......." The leader of the man in black just wanted to continue teasing, but when he saw Thor inexplicably take out two M4A1s, he suddenly got stuck. , what the hell is Nima, as a veteran of the rivers and lakes, he was suddenly frightened, this is something bad will happen. "Lie down!!" As he quickly landed on the ground, Thor's two assault rifles erupted in unison with tongues of bright fire.
"Tututu......" Thor began to shoot in circles centered on himself. Suddenly, the walls of the hall on the first floor were full of holes, and even the chandeliers on the walls and the roof of the building still did not let go, and they were directly crunchy. "Wow, my sister, this toy called a gun is so fun." Thor is simply like a violent Lori on the street, which makes the man in black as a real thug have deep questions, whether she is a gangster, or we are a gangster~~
"diling, diling....", the golden bullet casings ejected from the M4A1 assault rifle and Thor's gunfire played a violent rhythmic tune. Thor seemed to be so excited that she fired her gun and completely forgot about Connor-chan, who was much shorter than her. When Qiang saw that Thor was about to shoot Connor-chan, she quickly threw down Connor and hugged her tightly in her arms. The rays of the "tututu....." rifle bullet flew above the two people, and Xiaoqiang exhaled softly, but fortunately Thor didn't give his own people to Beng by the way.
But when she wanted to look down to see if there was anything wrong with Connor Sauce, she was so scared that Xiaoxiaoqiang was about to come out. Connor-chan was holding a grenade in one hand, and then the safety latch of the two grenades had been stuffed into his mouth. Meow, you've eaten all the safety bolts, so don't you throw the grenade out quickly. For the sake of everyone's lives, Xiaoqiang quickly snatched two grenades from Connor-chan's mouth, "fire~in~hole~" Regardless of whether Sanqi Twenty-one is thrown out first, he will talk about it.
She hugged Connor's little head and prepared for the explosion, but after a while, it still didn't explode. Is it a dud, when did the quality of FedEx be so poor? Xiaoqiang felt very strange in his heart, in fact, it was not a dud, but Connor accidentally bit an extra distance when he bit the safety latch, and directly ate a small section of the lead ~~
“tututu......“、“kakaka! Thor managed to dump both M4A1 bullets. She sat down with a gun on her red face, and kept spitting hot air from her small mouth, "Sister, okay.... It's so cool~~" Xiaoqiang's face is full of black lines ( ̄_ ̄|||), isn't it just a shot, how to perform a spicy se~ Thor is already dumb, Connor will not throw grenades for the time being. Xiaoqiang stood up from the ground and looked at Thor's results, uh!! The people in black were lying on the ground neatly, and they didn't dare to come out, but they were intact. On the contrary, the house on the first floor was completely destroyed by Thor, except for the large chandelier overhead, which was intact, and the rest were all broken. "pa~~" A small screw of the portrait could no longer bear the pressure and went on strike, and the portrait Jun died unwillingly. The corners of Xiaoqiang's mouth twitched, Nima~ My teammates are all pits!!
At this time, the people in black also patted the dust on their bodies and stood up, you look at me, I look at you, it seems that no one is missing arms or legs. At this time, they woke up to the fact that their own lives were the most important~~ Thor sat on the ground and scratched the back of his head, and smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's the first time I played with a gun, and my marksmanship is a little bit spicy~~" Xiaoqiang and the people in black were stumbled by Thor's words.
"Thor forbade you to shoot in the future, now throw the gun away!!" Xiaoqiang helplessly held her forehead, and then she looked at Kang Na-chan again, "Xiaokang Na is not allowed to throw grenades from now on, ah no need, you can solve these grenades for me now, and let them disappear in front of my eyes without throwing them out!" Xiaoqiang said to Connor seriously. Poor Koona went straight to GG before she started playing the game, she wrinkled her little nose, and untied her belt with tears in her eyes. My sister said that she couldn't throw it out, so I had to ...... Connor-chan opened her mouth and ate all the grenades. "Pong~" Connor's stomach suddenly rang, and two faint puffs of black smoke came out of her ears.
The rest will be left to the little powerful person to solve~ She untied the big knife on her back and made a starting gesture of drawing the knife and slashing. The leader of the man in black saw that the sister paper on the other side finally had no heavy weapons, and he shouted loudly, "They don't have heavy weapons, just a little girl is not our opponent, rush over and strip me up to open the meat!" “
With the order of the leader, all the little brothers rushed towards Xiaoqiang. Xiaoqiang said that the ticket to Thailand has been booked for you~~ (To be continued)