Chapter 016: Flying Over the Asylum

"You!you!And you!" A middle-aged man in a one-piece blue and white striped shirt nodded at each of us with his hand, and said with a serious face, "You guys go together, I'm going to hit ten!" After speaking, he saw his hands behind his back, as if he was a fairy.

I looked vigilant, seeing that the other party didn't seem to take me very seriously, and I didn't know what the other party's strength was, so I didn't dare to make a rash move, but asked tentatively: "Dare to ask Your Excellency's name?"

Seeing my answer, the man in the blue and white striped shirt turned to face me, pushed his left hand outward, and at the same time spread his right hand slightly, and said awe-inspiringly: "Wing Chun, Ip Man." ”

Ip Man?

Looking at the other party's indifferent expression, I didn't dare to be careless, I slid and stood up with my feet, my hands stretched out and my arms bent, my fingers were in the shape of eagle claws, and I reported to myself: "The general of the forward battalion, Xiahoudun." ”

"Ahh At the same time, I made a defensive gesture with my left hand, and my right hand turned into a fist and hit him.

"Click~"

I only heard the sound of tables and chairs breaking, and saw Ye Man's eyes turned white and fainted in the ruins of tables and chairs, with turbidity spitting out of his mouth.

I retracted my figure, looked at Ip Man lying on the ground, and frowned. Thinking back to the move just now, he was a fake trick at all, I punched him, he didn't even take a leg, but fortunately I didn't use all my strength.

"You don't know martial arts!" I asked Ip Man who had fainted, and of course he couldn't answer.

Hearing the noise, two middle-aged women in white lab coats soon came in, one left and one right, sandwiching me in the middle, and holding my elbows respectively.

Suddenly, the strand seemed to be stabbed by a sharp weapon. The chubby woman looked at me coldly and said, "Dare to make trouble!"

I suddenly felt dizzy and whispered, "What a hidden weapon......?" Terrible. ”

The slightly chubby woman nodded and smiled contemptuously, and said coldly: "No one has yet been able to hold on to a fifty-milliliter syringe for more than three seconds." As he spoke, he pulled out a long, strangely shaped silver needle from my leg and counted, "Three, two......

Everyone else shrank into a corner in fright, as if they were terrified of their appearance. I also......

"One!"

Passed out in a coma.

On the second day, I woke up slowly, still feeling a little weak in my limbs. People here are far away from me, probably because I hit someone yesterday.

There is also a man who lives in the same room with me, and his name is Zhang Ye when others call him.

The man was very strange, often holding a towel to cover his face and saying that he was a clown, and humming and chirping as if he was singing. I don't sleep in the middle of the night, I like to sit on the bed and tell ghost stories, sometimes I take a stack of pieces of paper and read a word, and throw a piece from time to time. He often hugged the women who were cleaning and shouted "Lao Wu, I love you".

This person also looked for me a few times and called me "Lao Yao", and he had to talk about cross talk together.

How do you say cross talk?

That night, as soon as I fell asleep, he came to pull me again. Naturally, I won't get used to him and beat him up. He was still not honest when he was lying on the ground, and he said that he was a master of national arts, and asked me if I was afraid. I grabbed his hair again, pushed him down on the floor and rubbed him back and forth, asking, "Do you think I'm afraid?"

Later, he begged for mercy, begging for mercy, and said that if he didn't rush to participate in the Go competition, he would definitely have a good fight with me.

Since then, I've noticed a problem, a serious problem, where everybody is behaving weirdly. Some people say that they have some system, a golden finger, and can pretend to be forced to slap their faces. What's more, they say that they can refine pills and cultivate immortals? More people don't know martial arts at all, but they keep emphasizing how powerful they are.

It's so weird and unusual, is this place specially designed for the mentally abnormal?

On the third day, noon.

"Dingβ€”"

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat. With the ringing of a bell, a woman in a white coat walked with a cart loaded with all kinds of food, shouting all kinds of things along the way.

As usual, I took four white flour steamed buns and two corn on the cob. After returning to the room, I secretly stuffed two steamed buns under the mattress mat while no one was paying attention.

I still learned something here. Knowing that what is lit on it is called a chandelier, it will be lit on time and extinguished on time. I learned that the white jade I saw before was called glass, which was brittle and brittle. I also know that the people here speak all in the vernacular, and they don't use Confucius and Mencius's "zhi, hu, who, also". Language, I just need to get used to it for a while, and I can adjust it very quickly.

But there's a lot more I don't understand. For example, how does the lamp come on if it doesn't have an open flame? How is the glass, in all shapes, made? Why is the surface so smooth? Is it cast in the same way as a sword? Can it be melted like a stone?

I won't ask them, but like me, they are all mentally abnormal people. I don't bother to talk to them, just like Ip Man and Zhang Ye. Stay away from me, it's good for your body.

I tried to ask the people in the white coats a few times, but every time they fooled me and didn't give me a chance to talk.

Day 4, evening.

"Dingβ€”"

"It's time to let the wind out!" shouted a man in a white lab coat with a wooden stick in his hand, knocking on the iron door.

This is the rule, every day after breakfast and dinner, all the people in the room go to the open space on the south side and walk around twice. The open space is large, but there are people in white coats patrolling back and forth, mainly to prevent people from fighting each other. Escape, there is a wall more than two feet high, and the wall is covered with moss, even if I try my best, I can't get past it.

I was swaying as usual, only this time I made some preparations. I went and stole my clothes and boots. An ordinary little lock still can't bother me.

I followed the example of others and wandered to the southwest corner with my eyes blank. This is the place I chose in advance, and there is a large mountain forest outside the wall, which is easy to hide when you go out. The most important thing is that this section of the wall is very old, and the lime on the wall has fallen off.

I felt for the clothes hidden on my chest to make sure nothing had fallen. He pressed his hands on the wall, took a deep breath, and roared "Ah" while pushing with both palms.

"Boom-" There was a loud bang, and the glass windows rattled. Dust flew everywhere, and a huge hole more than a man tall appeared on the wall.

I nodded in satisfaction, held my breath, stepped on the broken bricks and rubble, and jumped out of the cave in a flash. Outside was a dense bamboo forest, and I covered my chest and clothes for fear of falling off, so I took a breath and ran wildly all the way.

"Toot-toot-"

"Someone has escaped!"

Sirens, shouts, all left behind.

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