085. Retarded Ash in human form

To be honest, roasting a whole seven or eight meter-long shark is something that Lin Chang never wants to do again in his life. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Even though it had been two days since that day, Lin Chang still felt that it was a nightmare.

Not only do you have to disembowelist the shark, but you also have to clean up the indescribable mess inside the shark, and finally find a ten-meter-long log to skewer the shark and light it on fire...... In order to be able to roast the shark, the flame almost burned the entire uninhabited island, making Lin Chang disgraced, and in the end, it was not as delicious as roasting with dragon breath.

You TM can be roasted with dragon breath, why do you want the old lady to do this kind of thing!

Lin Chang has been depressed for a long time because of this in the past two days, and at the end of the month, all kinds of things in the store are piled up together to finish, and the whole person is drowsy every day, and he always falls asleep as soon as he lies down.

"Never go to the beach again. Lin Chang's lower body knelt on the ground, and his upper body lay on the bed, tilting his head sideways, looking at the gray ash not far away.

You've said this thirty-seven times since two days ago. Ash said in order to show his memory.

"You. ā€

The magic power finally came to a half-full state again, but even if there is magic power, Lin Chang is not willing to use magic to be lazy in any little thing on the earth, mainly because those decks have one box of breakfast milk and one box less, and now there are only three boxes left in the refrigerator, for fear that they will break down after a long time.

The devil knows what the shelf life and storage temperature of these milks are.

"Ash, go out to buy food, I'm too lazy to do it today, remember to bring one for me too. Lin Chang moved his body, and finally let his whole body lie on the bed, "Go to my wallet and get the money." ā€

"But I'm a cat. ā€

"Become a person to help me buy food. ā€

During this time, due to being tired and panicked, Lin Chang's food consumption was also a little more, and his usual dinner was just a few snacks bought on the road, but now he had to eat twice as much.

Ash scratched his head in annoyance, hesitated, and asked after half a sound, "Lord Lin Chang, do you like that kind of man?"

"Huh?" Lin Chang glared at it, "I like women!"

"No, I mean you like what kind of men you like. Ash stood up on his hind legs, stretching his limbs like a human being, "If I'm going to be human, I'm going to be like you." ā€

"Then let's have a little. Lin Chang thought for a moment, "It's okay to be a pseudo-girl, otherwise you will just become a cute girl with a big JJ." ā€

Ash immediately shook his head violently: "No, don't!"

"Then whatever you want. Lin Chang continued to lie on the bed without love.

"Then I'll go to the bathroom and look in the mirror. With that, it ran out of the house.

Lin Chang lay on the bed for only a few minutes, and Ash ran back to the room from outside, and said in his deep and hoarse voice, "How about this?"

"Huh?" Lin Chang raised his head and turned his head to look at Ash.

At this time, Ash was probably already a human appearance, but he had an inexplicable extra cat ear on his head, a long tail behind his butt flicked restlessly, his eyes were so big that he wondered if his brain had been occupied by eyeballs, and there were six whiskers arranged symmetrically on both sides of his cheeks, and they would shake from time to time, and the others were fine, but the skin was outrageously black, and there were a few things similar to tiger stripes on his chest.

As for why Lin Chang could see his chest, then it was necessary to ask why Ash Ash had to turn on her body and run to her room with the big JJ who was about to hang to the floor.

"It's unsightly...... Lin Chang only felt that a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, and covered his eyes with both hands, "Become a human like Lin Han!

"Oh......" Ash walked out dejectedly.

"Oh yes! Remember to put your clothes on!"

"But cats don't wear clothes!" shouted Ash outside the bedroom.

"You're a tiger!" Lin Chang only felt that his temples were shaking a little with anger.

He poked the strange head into the bedroom, "Tigers don't wear clothes!"

"You don't talk nonsense!" The furious Lin Chang grabbed the dagger on the bedside table and threw it to the ashes, so frightened that his head shrank, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense.

Take a deep breath and don't get angry~

Lin Chang sighed, waited for a while, and walked in, who was exactly the same as Lin Han, wearing Lin Han's usual casual clothes.

"It's so good that it's a human ....." Lin Chang waved his hand, "Hurry up and buy me food." ā€

"Oh. Ash lowered his eyes, looking uncomfortable.

"Next time I go to the Internet to find a face to change it, I look at Lin Han's face inexplicably, and I want to get angry. ā€

"Got it. Then Ash landed on his hands and slammed headlong into the window, then hit a bag on the security bar.

Shame on the thiefTM...... What about the chief of the staff who said yes......

I didn't feel anything stupid when Ash was a cat before, but now that he has become a human, he suddenly feels that he is so stupid that he can hardly take him out to meet people.

But anyway, gray gray is Lin Han's appearance now, it doesn't matter, it is Lin Han's face that is lost.

"Walk well, are you human-like now?" Lin Chang's face was full of helplessness, and he didn't know what to say to reprimand it at all.

"It's just a little unaccustomed to ......it," Ash smiled and touched the back of his head, looking stupid, and Lin Chang laughed out loud.

Lin Han didn't have this kind of expression, and the gray and stupid appearance that turned into Lin Han's appearance made Lin Chang involuntarily substitute him into Lin Han.

"Alright, alright, let's go. ā€

Ash is finally gone, but the way he walks is still a little strange, but it doesn't hurt, anyway, Ash may only have this chance to become a human in this life.

Lin Chang will definitely not let Ash Ash become like this next time, it is too stupid.

Ash had just left, and Lin Chang, who was about to squint for a while, heard a knock on the door again.

Lazily stretching, she opened the door in a daze, and then saw the still stupid gray ash.

"I forgot to bring my keys......"

casually took the key from the shoe cabinet next to him and handed it to him, and decisively closed the door, Lin Chang was about to go back to the room and continue to lie on his stomach, but he only took two steps back, and heard a knock on the door again.

"It's not annoying!"

He opened the door irritably, only to find that the person at the door was actually a familiar policeman.

"Your friend's killer has been arrested, and I'm here to inform you. The policeman was Zheng Yi, with a hint of a smile on his face, it seemed that catching the murderer made him feel much more relaxed all of a sudden, "Because we can only contact you among Chen Cheng's relatives and friends, I hope you can help collect his relics." ā€

"Relic?" Lin Chang frowned, and crossed Zheng Yi's shoulder to see the gray ash standing behind him with his shoulders shrunk, "What are you doing?"

"Huh?" Zheng Yi's eyes widened blankly.

"I'm talking about the one behind you. ā€

Only then did Ash squeeze Zheng Yi away and raise his feet: "I forgot to wear my shoes." ā€

"Are you mentally retarded......