Chapter 1 Grandpa, I'll bring you chickens
Outside, the sun was shining, and the chirping of birds was shuttling back and forth among the green branches. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć Mr. Info's voice burst out of the hut next to the tree, startling the sound of bird's wings fluttering.
"Ye Xiaobai!"
Like a frightened bird on the tree outside the house, Ye Xiaobai stood up from his seat suddenly. "Who? who called me?" When he spoke, Ye Xiaobai's face was distorted, and his eyes showed a fierce look, but his immature cheeks betrayed him, making this fierceness seem to outsiders to be cute.
Looking around, Ye Xiaobai immediately restrained his expression, slowly lowered his head, and then, his legs were bent, and his buttocks slowly approached the bench.
"Ye Xiaobai, who asked you to sit down?"
Mr. Teaching's stern gaze made Ye Xiaobai keep drumming, "Isn't this old man going to have convulsions again?" Thinking so, Ye Xiaobai looked aggrieved and said softly, "Grandpa." ā
Mr. Teaching's face turned pale again, "Call me Master." ā
"Oh, Master. ā
The strong sense of grievance and resentment made Mr. Jiaoshu shake his head uncontrollably, "That's it, you sit down." After that, he no longer paid attention to Ye Xiaobai, and continued to explain the scroll in his hand, "The way of heaven is to win without fighting, to respond well without words, to come without calling, and to plan well." ā
Mr. Teaching's voice was like a spell, and the scriptures made Ye Xiaobai groggy again, and he fell asleep again. In the dream, he went to a very beautiful place, and everywhere he went, a group of people surrounded him, and there were flying immortals in the sky, and there were many flowers and plants on the ground that had never been seen before, and occasionally one or two small beasts playing among the flowers and plants. There was also a woman in the dream, dressed in purple, who often held his hand and stood on a high cliff looking into the distance.
Unconsciously, it was time to end school, Ye Xiaobai opened his worried eyes, rubbed his hands vigorously, and when he looked up, he saw Mr. Teaching's fierce gaze, he could think that when he returned home, he would inevitably be reprimanded like a storm.
When Ye Xiaobai was still in a daze, a little fat man ran over, "Brother Xiaobai, let's go catch pheasants, the two dogs are waiting." ā
As soon as he heard that he was going to catch pheasants, Ye Xiaobai blinked and left behind the fact that he would be reprimanded when he went home, and his eyes went straight out with green light.
"Let's go, let's go, let's go, the one we caught last time is called a cool one! ā
trotted all the way to the entrance of the village, there were already several eight or nine-year-old children waiting, and when they saw Ye Xiaobai running over, they all shouted with a smile, "Brother Xiaobai." ā
Ye Xiaobai looked at this group of eight or nine-year-old dolls, and felt a little helpless, he was thirteen this year, and there were few people in the village who were about the same age as him. In addition to Ye Xiaobai, the biggest is the little fat man, but he is only ten years old, and a group of children regard Ye Xiaobai as the child king.
With a group of chirping dolls, Ye Xiaobai set off towards the cyan mountain not far away, and as soon as he entered the mountain, the sharp-eyed little chubby dun found a pheasant, "Little white brother, there is one." ā
Ye Xiaobai looked in the direction of the little fat man's finger, and a pheasant with beautiful feathers was looking down for food. Ye Xiaobai took out a slingshot from his arms, pinched a stone with a slingshot, and heard the sound of the rubber band snapping, and a stone with various edges and corners flew towards the pheasant. Without waiting for the pheasant to react, the stone smashed into the pheasant's head impartially. A group of wild children began to run wildly, and they wanted to take down the pheasants while they were dazed.
Ye Xiaobai and Little Fat Dun didn't move, standing not far away and watching the dolls pick up the pheasants, scratching their heads and feet and grabbing their wings, one of the dolls took out the rope that had been prepared a long time ago, and wrapped it around the chicken again and again, until the chicken was wrapped like a zongzi.
Ye Xiaobai put his hands behind his back very chic and continued to walk inside with the dolls. The mountain road is rugged, but for these dolls, the winding mountain road is the back garden of their home, more or less with adults, usually a group of wild children have nothing to do in the mountains to have fun. In this way, a group of dolls screamed and walked from outside the mountain to the mountain, and it was not long before they caught three pheasants.
Along the way, Xiao Chubby Dun kept glancing at the pheasant, and finally when he caught the third pheasant, he couldn't help it, "Brother Xiaobai, I think three chickens are enough for us to eat, or let's roast it first." As he spoke, a stream of saliva trickled down the corner of his mouth.
Ye Xiaobai patted the little chubby dun's head, "You are a pig, I slept in the school all afternoon today, I have to catch a few more to go back and plug the old man's mouth." ā
Little Fat Dun nodded thoughtfully, "Brother Xiaobai is Brother Xiaobai, and what you think about is thoughtful." ā
Catering to the adoring gaze of the little fat dun and the dolls, Ye Xiaobai raised his head arrogantly, an unusually beautiful pheasant was staring at him with eyes the size of soybeans, and the feathers of five colors were scattered all over the body in a soothing manner, giving people a feeling that they could only be viewed from a distance and could not be blasphemed, the only thing that was not very harmonious was that the eyes of this pheasant were not quite right.
Ye Xiaobai pinched the little chubby dun hard, and the painful chubby dun jumped three feet high, and let out a terrible scream from his mouth, "Brother Xiaobai, why are you pinching me... ā
"Look at that pheasant in the tree. ā
Xiaopang looked up, "Little White Brother, that chicken's eyes are wrong, it seems to despise you." "A bunch of dolls also looked up, it's really wrong, why doesn't this chicken run?
I couldn't bear it, this was clearly a provocation, Ye Xiaobai just raised the slingshot, and the wild pheasant flew away.
"Chubby, you chase after me, and the rest of the people take a good look at the wild pheasants they caught. ā
"Okay, little white brother. The dolls replied in unison.
Since this is a mountain forest, the further you go in, the denser the woods become, and the staggered branches make the pheasant fly lower and lower, and soon it will not be able to gallop as fast as at the beginning, even Ye Xiaobai and Xiaopang feel that the mountain road is becoming more and more difficult to walk.
"Bai Ye was actually tricked by a chicken, little fatty, give me a stone. The more Ye Xiaobai thought about it, the more unbearable he felt, took the stone handed by Xiaopang, and waved his hand again, "Two more." ā
The three stones were placed together on the slingshot, and the two rubber bands were pulled tightly, as if one more point would break the rubber bands.
Whoosh - there was a sound of breaking the sky, and three stones were ejected in different directions, one pointed directly at the pheasant, and the other two grazed past the pheasant's side one by one. The pheasant suddenly stopped flapping its wings, and swooped downward, easily dodging the straight stones. But at this moment, two other stones suddenly appeared to seal the pheasant's retreat and smashed on the pheasant's body.
"Sample, a pheasant dares to argue with Bai Ye. Ye Xiaobai pursed his lips, put his arms around the pheasant's neck, and handed it to Little Fat Dun.
Little Fat Dun took the pheasant, his mouth opened widely, "I'll take it, Brother Xiaobai is really a cow! How did those two stones appear?"
With his eyes lightly over the little fat dun, Ye Xiaobai guessed the little fat dun's thoughts, "This is very simple, as long as the speed of the stone is fast enough, the pheasant will inevitably be hit by me." Regardless of whether the chicken is facing upwards or left or right, it will be hit by a direct shot, and in order to avoid the first stone, it will meet the other two stones after choosing to dive, and the two stones can be easily subdued by the chicken before it can turn around. ā
What Ye Xiaobai said was not so jerky and difficult to understand, but Xiao Fat Dun still heard it in a fog, only the word rebound, which seemed to make Xiao Pang Dun understand something, and sighed secretly, it turned out that the slingshot could still be played like this.
Xiao Chubby Dun tied the pheasant with a rope and said fiercely, "Dare to play Brother Xiaobai, I will pluck your hair and stew it in a while, see if you are still arrogant." ā
As he spoke, Chubby felt that the pheasant in his hand seemed to tremble, and looked down carefully, only to find that this pheasant seemed to be slightly different from other pheasants. Not to mention the size, the flesh on the buttocks and breasts is fat and strong.
"Little white brother, you see that this chicken is even colorful in its feathers, maybe it is the pheasant king on this mountain. As he spoke, Xiaopang felt that the pheasant in his hand seemed to tremble again, "This chicken will not be sick if it shakes, and the sick chicken can't be eaten." ā
"Chubby, what do you think, let's go. Ye Xiaobai patted Xiao Chubby Dun's shoulder and took the lead in walking back.
On top of the flames, three plucked pheasants were roasted with direct oil, and the firewood made a crackling sound when it burned, and bursts of aroma came to the face, causing a group of dolls to cheer. The pheasant with colorful feathers was left behind, and Ye Xiaobai planned to take this pheasant king home to plug the old man's mouth. A drop of oil dripping onto the fire suddenly made the flames run a long way, the dolls danced, and the pheasants with colorful feathers trembled.
Xiao Chubby dun tore off a chicken leg, took a big bite, and then looked at the colorful pheasant that was trembling more and more, "Little white brother, this chicken has been shaking all the time, you don't see if you are sick." ā
"It's okay, I've looked closely, it's scary. ā
With a big mouth, the little fat dun patted the trembling chicken with his greasy hand, and under the beat, the screaming and screaming sound was painful. . .
"This chicken may be a little cold. Little Fat Dun grabbed the colorful pheasant and moved it to the fire, the screaming became more and more intense, Ye Xiaobai smashed the screaming chicken with a stone, and the world was clean.
"Brother Xiaobai, why are you stunning it?" Xiaopang expressed puzzlement.
"Annoying. ā
The sky was getting dark, Ye Xiaobai carried the colorful pheasant in his left hand, and rushed home with a roasted golden chicken leg in his right hand. "It's a little late to go back, I don't know if the old man has eaten, and if he does, the chicken leg will be kept for himself. While muttering, Ye Xiaobai stepped into the small courtyard full of flowers and plants.
"Grandpa, I brought you a chicken, it has breasts and buttocks, and it feels different from other chickens. ā
Mr. Teach's hand holding the book shook, and the book fell to the ground, only to see that his head was full of black lines, and there seemed to be countless wild horses running wild in his heart.
"This kid. ā
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