"What should I do then?" It only took a few minutes for Bai Xiaoqi's IQ to quickly fall back to his "normal value".

"What are we doing?" asked Hei Xiaoba after taking a deep breath.

"The ghost is poor, the righteous god, ranked among the top ten yin handsome, in charge of Huangquan affairs, specializing in detaining souls. Bai Xiaoqi answered smoothly.

"So...... Since we can't break this earth-shattering situation for the time being, we can only do our job well, collect all kinds of information, protect what we can protect, and then wait and see what happens. Hei Xiaoba said slowly, "We can't control the reincarnated souls, but isn't the street park devouring the souls?" Very good, then we will also detain the souls, and when the passages of the Waiting Realm and the Underworld return to normal, we can send these souls to the place where they should go." This is our duty, before the rules of heaven and earth were broken, we were anxious, chaotic, but forgot the original intention of being a righteous god. ”

Bai Xiaoqi was stunned, then slapped his thigh, and his eyebrows and eyes suddenly brightened, "Correct solution!"

Then, together with Hei Xiaoba, he looked at Xin Huohuo.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Xin Huohuo immediately exploded.

"Look at her, like a hot little mouse. Bai Xiaoqi's mouth snorted, "Eighth child, you tell her." ”

"Threesome. Hei Xiaoba replied briefly, which means: Does this still need to be said?

Xin Huohuo stopped doing it, "Foreign police have partners, Chinese police have teams, threesomes are unscientific!"

"Police?" Bai Xiaoqi wondered.

"You yourself said that human beings are born with a life code, and they will automatically report to Huangquan after death. But if there are those who violate the rules, those who commit crimes, those who do not go, those who do misdeeds, and those who harm mankind, you will arrest them. Isn't that what a police do? But you're just a detective from hell. ”

"Then ...... look" Bai Xiaoqi walked over and put his arm around Xin Huohuo's shoulders in a friendly manner, "The police have to have documents to handle cases, and they have to have weapons when they encounter extremely vicious people, right?" But our brothers' documents, that is, the soul detention card, are all in your mobile phone, and it just so happens that this mobile phone can't be used by anyone else except you. ”

"Blame me?" snorted Xin Huohuo.

"Well, even if we could empty the gloves of the white wolf...... Belch...... Souls, the souls that are collected, there is no place to temporarily detain them, right? This also has to be done by the soul card. As for the speaker, although I haven't found it yet, nine times out of ten it is also related to you and your mobile phone. In this case, even if there has never been a precedent in the history of the underworld to ask for help from humans, we have no choice but to do so. ”

"Still wronged you?" Xin Huohuo muttered, but immediately realized something, "Hey, you set me up!"

Today, Xiao Qi's IQ performance was unstable, and it improved again in an instant. actually coaxed her to tell some kind of police parable, it turned out that there were words waiting for her later!

"Don't forget those two wishes. "Hei Xiaoba is much more polite, "God's promise is not so easy to get." ”

"But you have pity on me!" Xin Huohuo couldn't help but raise his voice and began to barabala, "I have to live, so I have to earn money to support my family during the day." Besides, you are not allowed to go to the beauty salon to take a bath, and you are not allowed to change the cat litter? Xiaoba loves meat so much! There is a disease and a disaster, and you can't go to the pet hospital for treatment? You are gods, extremely strong, and you don't care about these firewood, rice, oil, and salt. It's a pity that you are attached to the fragile body, can you not take care of it? If the body is broken, will you drift around every day? I have to work during the day and go out with you to work overtime at night, and I will soon be tired to death. Even if you take a slave, you have to put people to sleep. ”

And so she did. Bai Xiaoqi had a conscience, and scratched his hair embarrassedly, "Eating people has a short mouth." ”

"Die!" Hei Xiaoba pushed him away, frowning, with a look of "It's troublesome to be a man". However, his eyes drooped, and he listened to what he said to prove Xin Huohuo's words.

"We'll help you make money. He pondered for a long time, and finally came up with an idea, "That way, you can sleep during the day." ”

Xin Huohuo hurriedly searched all over the house for pen and paper.

"What are you doing?" Bai Xiaoqi kept dodging the little mortal girl who looked like a fly without a head.

"Aren't you going to tell me the numbers for the next draw? Otherwise, I'll just write it down on my phone. Xin Huo Huomali opened the mobile phone document, and the expectant gaze was simply not too enthusiastic.

Hei Xiaoba was so disdainful that he let out of his nostrils, "You don't want to get something for nothing, do you?"

"You're not trying to trick me, are you?!" Xin Huohuo rolled his eyes and asked rhetorically.

She sometimes deeply felt that if it weren't for his good looks, high status, and the fact that he still had one-tenth of the mana left on his body, Xiao Hachi's crazy and cool behavior, as well as his facial paralysis and poisonous tongue, would actually be really underbeaten!

"I said help you make money, I didn't say help you cheat. ”

"How can a stupid cat and a stupid dog help me make money? Don't take human society too easily. ”

"Hey!" the stupid dog protested.

"Is it difficult?" the stupid cat spread his hands with a look of contempt, "In the past few days, I think humans are boring when I see you fiddling with computers, mobile phones, and social software." ”

"Humans are just lonely. Xin Huohuo defended.

The stupid cat ignored it, and continued, "I found a pattern, cute and funny videos, which can easily attract a large number of fans." Anyway, Lao Qi loves to play treasures, so let him perform a few times a day as an idiot. You take a picture and post it to the social circle, and when a large number of fans accumulate and you become an Internet celebrity, naturally a sponsor will come to you to endorse a dog food, or publish other advertisements or something. Wouldn't that make more money than if you went out to work?"

"Oh my God, are you really a god?" Xin Huohuo opened his mouth for a long time, and finally popped out this sentence, "Human beings are not as good at hype as you, no, they can operate, right?"

"Is it possible?" the silly dog looked at Xin Huohuo inquiringly.

"Mrs...... It's so doable!" Xin Huohuo almost jumped.

There is a pet disguised as a god at home, like holding a gold ingot in her arms, and she still holds two of them at a time, why didn't she think of this road to making money?

"Hachi, I really admire you, your brain is too smart. She was busy patting her ass.

"In the eyes of fools, the world is full of wonders. Actually, it's just a rule. Hei Xiaoba said coldly.

"It's not enough to have Xiao Qi, you also have to participate. Xin Huohuo was very excited, "There are a lot of dog slaves, but cat slaves are also considerable, we can't lose that part of the fans, now it's a fan economy, do you know? Okay, I'll get an account for the two of you today, WeChat, Weibo, over the wall to get INS, haha, I want to be an Internet celebrity too." ”

"I don't ......"

(520, say it out loud to dear readers!: Today is a double day, so don't forget it.) ）