Chapter 276: The Divine Donkey Worships the Temple
The donkey insect is a thousand miles special, the foot strength is not inferior to the horse, can carry 10,000 catties, and will give birth to a donkey treasure. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ info has the wonderful use of nourishing the yuan and returning to the body, calming the mind and calming the soul. If it is obtained by someone who understands art, it can even refine the miraculous medicine that strengthens the heart and refines the soul to improve spiritual cultivation. Qianli Te Er is also divided into varieties, there are two kinds of the most divine horses, the white lips and red hooves are called Feihuo Ming Bai Ter, the purple hair and white hooves are called Purple Electric Autumn Frost Special, and the one who does the kneeling and worship spectacle performance in front of the small temple is a Purple Electric Autumn Frost Special.
Donkeys are stubborn, stupid and ignorant, so they are known as stupid donkeys. But Qianli is a top smart, especially the two different species are the insects of the worms.
Jiang Fei looked at the purple electric autumn frost special who knelt down at the mountain gate, and said enviously: "This thing is about to become a donkey monster, when it lives for a long time, when it cultivates, it can create illusions in the minds of ordinary people, transform itself into a human appearance, make friends with people, fight against Nayuan, and cultivate a human body after years of progress."
Gu Tianyou looked at her like a goblin: "What nonsense are you talking about? Could it be that you are also a fox spirit, right? I have to check tomorrow night to see if you will grow nine tails at night." β
Jiang Fei pouted and said, "You are still a descendant of the Harrier Sect, and you can't even accept the way of incarnation." β
Gu Tianyou said: "It's not that I can't accept it, but I don't believe it at all." β
Jiang Fei didn't raise the bar with him, and said as he walked towards the mountain gate: "Have you heard of the dog raising incident?"
There are Bashu couple raising mastiffs for a living, the woman suddenly became pregnant, less than three months of abdominal pain like a strangle, gave birth to a monster with a dog's head and a human body, the man only said that the woman and the dog adultery was furious, and after beating the woman, there was a divorce, that night I had a strange dream, I saw an old dog guarding the mountain in the kennel, the eyes of the mastiff, opened the kennel with its claws, and went into the bedroom to lick the woman's wounds. The next day, the woman's injuries healed without medicine. When the man asked, he talked about the relationship with the mountain guard dog that he had adopted and survived since he was a young man in his dream.
The man suddenly realized, and realized that it was the old dog who became a demon. was going to get rid of the dog, but the dog dreamed that he could help him raise a real three-wolf mastiff worth tens of millions, and at the cost of this, he only wanted to leave a dog's life. The man believed it, and the old dog really kept to himself, and helped him raise a mastiff, and a year later, he raised a mastiff that jumped like a tiger and had a bloody mouth like a lion.
This mastiff knife is fierce and abnormal, and it is used to participate in dog fighting, no matter what the opponent is of the dog breed. The premise is that the old mountain guard dog must be present. The man made a fortune because of this, spending all day outside drinking, and the relationship between the husband and wife gradually became estranged, and finally reached the point of separation and divorce. After the divorce, the woman asked for half of the property and the old dog guarding the mountain. The man continued to take the mastiff around to fight dogs, and the strange thing is that since he left the old dog guarding the mountain, the mastiff has lost its majesty, and has lost one after another, losing tens of millions of men's wealth.
At the end, Jiang Fei said seriously: "This matter is true, don't believe it, there will be more bizarre things in the future." β
The man later realized that he had fallen into the treacherous tricks of the old dog guarding the mountain, although the old dog was old but well-informed, he had seen the tiger with his own eyes when he was young, it was the insect in the mastiff, so it could simulate the tiger's might, a little mighty, the fighting dog and the like saw the early bluff of the liver and gallbladder are cracked and the heart is completely empty, the mastiff dog has its help and can naturally be invincible, the man came to understand that he took the dog to kill the head back home, but did not find the old dog, but saw his wife and another thin man were eating sauce stewed bones on a table, since he was divorced, who his wife lived with was none of his business, after a few words of argument and leftγ
Not long after coming out of his ex-wife's house, the man suddenly felt that something was wrong. The two gnawed bones, why only a few pieces of scraps and bones were placed in front of the ex-wife, but the thin man was very clean in front of him, and the man saw him, he didn't even say a word, just stared at the luck there, and that look was a bit like the old dog guarding the mountain. So he turned around angrily, planning to go home and see what was going on. In order not to alarm the old dog, he quietly returned home, but saw the old dog sitting at the dinner table like a dog outside the window, and his ex-wife was serving carefully like a wife. Only then did he realize that he had fallen for the old dog's illusion and had treated the dog as a human being, and his ex-wife was probably the same at the moment.
The man was only afraid that he would jump out at this moment, not only would he not be able to do anything to this old dog, but he might be victimized by it, so he quietly left. I found a warlock who was a bit of a wayman, and led a few butchers who killed old dogs to come to the door again. The warlock plotted against the old dog with a dog tick, and the butchers surrounded the old dog to suppress its illusion with murderous energy, and the man's knife stabbed the old dog's heart through the cold. After that, he set up a banquet at home to entertain the people who helped him kill the dog demon, but he didn't expect that his ex-wife not only thanked them after the dog demon was recognized, but held a grudge, and was obedient and grateful on the surface, and secretly poisoned the wine and food, and finally only lived a warlock.
The poisoned woman said to the dying man, you are nominally my husband, but after you have money, you go out to spend all day drinking, and you don't pay attention to my feelings, although the dog is an alien, but he is loyal to me, and he has been with me for thirty years, and he does not dislike me because of my old age, and I can beat it and scold it, and you are really inferior to a dog to me compared to it, I would rather you die than leave me.
Gu Tianyou sighed when he heard this, and said, "After hearing this, how can I feel that I am not even as good as a dog?"
"You can't say that. Jiang Fei smiled lightly and said, "If this woman saw you and followed you, she wouldn't think so, the big husband has enough charm and naturally there are women who are willing to moths to the fire, if it is for a man like you, I don't think she has so much care." β
The drama of the purple donkey worshipping the mountain in front of the mountain gate continues, the more people gather, and some people in the crowd shout: "The mountain gate is open, the old fairy comes out, the two ancestors of Baiyang show their true spirits, Fuluan borrows the trick to invite the real dragon, please the real dragon, please the real dragon, the dragon in the sky comes to the underground donkey, and there is no trace when you cross the mountain and the sea!"
As the voice got higher and higher, a grand sigh suddenly came from behind the temple door that had been closed, someone recited a sentence of Amitayus Buddha, pushed the door and a white-haired middle-aged man came out, pointing at the purple electric autumn frost special child, chanting: Idiot, idiot, since you have become a dragon, why not go!
Witnessing this scene, many believers were like demons, kneeling down and shouting, "Ask the master for guidance and save the common people." Another shouted: "Ask the master to open the door of convenience, and allow me and other disciples to give alms and rejoice, and listen to the teacher's sermons!"
The white-haired middle-aged man was the master of Nanshan, and when he saw that the donkey was gone, he folded his hands and recited the Buddha of Amitayus, facing the believers who were crying and bowing in horror, this guy's eyes swept one by one, until he saw Gu Jiang and the two people standing still not far away, he paused slightly, and finally said: "What the cultivator is asking for is convenience, and when it is convenient with the believers first, let's hold a one-hour merit meeting, and the merit gold per person is limited to 10,000, and no more donations are allowed." After speaking, he turned around and glanced at Jiang Fei again, and walked away.
Gu Tianyou smiled: "This is a bit interesting, others ask for donations as much as possible, and they don't plan to pay taxes, this guy has more conscience than the Red Cross, and actually set an upper limit for donors." β
Jiang Fei praised: "This business is done, you look at how many people come here to burn incense, hundreds of people donate tens of millions, if we play outside one day, we will also learn from him to find a place to build such a temple, with your and my skills will definitely not make less money." β
Gu Tianyou said lightly: "Is there a way out behind you and me?"
Jiang Fei sighed and said, "Just think about it, otherwise every day I think that there is an abyss behind me, and there is no fun in life." β
Climbing the door, as soon as you come in, you will see a huge merit box, on which is painted a white-clothed Confucian, with a cross, hanging a string of Buddhist beads, holding a whisk in the left hand, holding a Koran in the right hand, fairy wind bones, worthy of the five religions in one, sure enough, the momentum of the world's demons and monsters.
Jiang Fei asked Gu Tianyou: "Do you want to go to the incense worship temple according to the rules?"
Gu Tianyou said with a smile: "It's all up to you, this trip you are the generalissimo and I am a pawn." He added: "But since you asked, my opinion is to treat this kind of demons and monsters, and all the rules of the rivers and lakes are nonsense." β
Jiang Fei grinned and said, "Then don't give him this face, just go in and step on his field." β
Behind the merit box is another threshold, and when you cross it, you will reach the square in front of the main hall, a huge incense burner is filled with messenger incense, and the pious people kneel in front of the incense burner, watching the green smoke deliver his and their wishes to the heavens.
The white-haired and red-faced master Nanshan is sitting under the incense burner to give a lecture and preach, and a solemn and melodious repertoire is playing in the square, with a variety of musical instruments participating, which seems to be a combination of Chinese and Western, which is in line with his idea of the unity of the five religions.
Believers, let us calm down and think that you and I are silent in the forest and peaceful in the mountain stream. Birds chirp all around us, and trees grow around us. The clear water of the river, trickling down, reflects the scenery and precipitates the signs. It is the river of your and my life, the river of years, it runs all the way in order to survive, and it is not afraid to stumble for tomorrow. From south to north, stumbling, deep and shallow, joyful and sorrowful. Carrying the footprints of time flies, carrying the blessing of countless dreams. After many years, green silk and white hair, turning his head not to look for sadness, only to see youth and joy.
Master Nanshan's voice was subdued, reciting a modern poem that Gu Tianyou had never heard of, and as he recited, the scene gradually quieted down, and only the low and soothing music flowed like a river. Many people have entered into a kind of indescribable comfort. With the sound of music and recitation, he was fascinated by all kinds of strange movements.
The times are developing, and the past set of heavenly spirits and earth spirits are only suitable for hypnotizing the village peasant women in the era of people's wisdom.
There are also some people who have not entered that state, and Master Nanshan is not in a hurry, and it is not easy to hypnotize thousands of people at the same time, and it is not surprising that there are a few people who are determined and lack faith. These people are all rotten trees without Huigen Immortal Fate, so just tell them to get out of here as soon as possible. Master Nanshan opened his eyes, scanned the audience, and finally his eyes stayed on Gu Jiang and the others, and suddenly broke off: "Evil demons and foreign ways, dare to mess with my altar puja, and I will take them down left and right!"