Chapter 225: One Evil Falls into the Dust, Double Happiness Comes to the Door
"All right, now those who are willing to marry those two girls stand up. ”
"Slow! Slow!" a voice came from outside the hall, "I'm one too!"
Everyone hurriedly got out of the way, and the second child also raised his hand tremblingly: "Count me in!"
Oni Yuzi smiled: "It's all like this, and you're still thinking about women?"
The crowd laughed.
Someone said: "Look! We have no share! The second brother is one, the third brother is one, and it is ironclad!"
As long as you don't get lame, you won't choose us. ”
"Cut!" the little soldier disagreed, "what if a girl and I look at each other?"
"Look at your bear-like look, and she still looks at you, and if she can look at you, then she will be lame, she will be blind!"
"Haha!"
At this time, a soldier arrived with two girls.
The two girls bowed: "Thank you for saving your life!"
Oniyuko said, "Get up!"
The two stood up.
"What are you (yù) going to do?"
"Alas!" a girl cried out when she heard this, "what else can I do? My son (shēn) has been defiled by that demon, go back... Whining.. ”
When the other heard this, he also began to cry sadly.
Xiao Bingjia shouted: "What are you crying for? I don't dislike you! Or you will obey me! I will treat you as a nǎi (nǎi)!"
"Hey, you're greedy, aren't you?" someone stopped, "You're still you, you can have your dreams!"
"Don't be afraid, girls, don't give up on yourself, we people are rare to you!"
Oniyuko said to the two girls, "Don't be frightened by them! We don't mean to force you (bī) to go down the mountain, so I'll send someone to send you down." Of course, if you don't dislike it, you can choose these brothers, including the one who is lying down!"
"Where is there still a share that we dislike, it's just... The two girls hesitated.
Oniyuko knew that they were worried that these people were bandits and would affect their families, and although their families didn't have to be them, they would still think about their families.
"Don't worry! They are all good citizens now! Doing serious business! Little San, bring your account books to them to see!"
"Hey, where's my account book?" As soon as the account book was mentioned, Xiao San panicked: I was just happy just now, where was the account book thrown by me.
They looked at Xiao San and were skeptical.
"What are you doing in a daze? Find it! If I can't find you, I'll become a bandit!" The group hurried out of the hall and went to the place they had just visited to look for the account books.
"Here!" a man found the account book at the bottom of the mountain and handed it to the junior.
"This time we can prove that we are not bandits!"
A group of people were in a hurry to hold the account book, and the junior opened it for them, pointing to it page by page: "Look! This is an order for goods from a certain month (rì)." This is the price at which a certain month (rì) is sold. ”
They looked at the detailed account books and believed that they had really changed their ways and were serious businessmen!
"Thanks to your benefactors, I have nothing to find fault with the little girl, but it is up to the benefactor to decide!" the two girls knelt down to the ghost.
"Well, the proof has also proved it! As for them, they are still very promising, and you will not suffer a loss if you follow them! Although the reputation is a little bad now, it will gradually improve in the future. At that time, you can also go back to your mother's house, wouldn't it be better (tǐng)?"
"The benefactor is right. ”
"Let me call the shots ... These are all brothers, and it's not easy to favor anyone. "Oniyuko is a little embarrassed.
All the brothers said, "Boss, even if he commands, we have no complaints!"
"This... It's really hard to tell. The ghost ghost helped the two girls up, "You have been in the head of the Black Mountain for a while, who is good and who is not, you should have a bottom in your heart, so you should choose it yourself! Save me the wrong mandarin duck, and point at me and scold me in the future!"
The crowd laughed.
The two girls nodded shyly, it has always been men who pick them, but now they are picking men, feeling a little novel and a little shy.
The second child tried to sit up: "It's unfair to me! They have never seen me! And I'm still lying here! Girl! I'm not disabled! I must take a good look at me, how can we say it, I was also a handsome descendant of ten miles and eight villages back then!"
Everyone sneered: "Second brother! You are a little shameless when you say this! Who hasn't been handsome yet! I dress up, and that is also a proper romantic character!"
"Hahaha!"
There is a girl who has long been in love with the junior, she is born white and pure, can speak well, has a kind heart, and is also the second-in-command of the head of Montenegro, but, in front of everyone's eyes, how can she say it!
The other girl took a serious look at the second child, although she didn't tidy it up carefully, and her face was a little burnt, but she was also flat and straight, which was very attractive. I made up my mind and pointed at the second child quite generously!
The second child almost jumped off the wheelbarrow happily, but the little soldier armor was still holding it firm.
Xiao Bingjia joked: "Second brother, you invite me (qíng) is too big! In the future, my brother's daughter-in-law will rely on you!"
"No problem!"
Someone laughed and said, "What? Just give up? Isn't there another one who hasn't said anything?"
Xiao Bingjia said: "The eyeballs are almost staring at the third brother's face!
When the girl heard this, her face turned red to the base of her ears.
"Okay! Okay! This matter is decided! Let's not choose any zodiac auspicious (rì), tomorrow together, Montenegro will be happy!"
"Okay, good, haha! Congratulations to the second brother! Congratulations to the third brother!" everyone congratulated.
The second child said: "I have no father and no mother, and the third child is the same as me, and if there is no boss, let alone marrying a daughter-in-law, it is estimated that even my life will be lost, so I want to invite the boss to do it tomorrow!
"Since you've said so, can I still not agree?" "However, the happy things can't be too casual, everyone has them, we have to have them! Jewelry and clothes, eight sedan chairs, suona firecrackers, the same is indispensable! Brothers are relatives and friends, let's all get busy and make a little bit of a look, okay?"
"No problem!"
The second child also said: "Everything wants the best, I really don't know how to look at it, I want the most expensive! Don't worry about money, there will be it in the future!"
"Don't worry! It's okay to squander our brother!"
Xiao San said: "Everyone come with me! I will hand out the sign, and you will go and buy it." Don't buy the wrong one, don't buy a duplicate one!
"Third brother, don't worry! I promise to do it properly for you! You can rest assured that you will be your groom's official!"
Ghost Yuzi also said: "Well, you don't have to work today, just leave it to me!"
"Uh... How can this work?" Xiao San was a little embarrassed.
"What's so embarrassing! Don't be serious, go and talk to your bride!"
The second and third children were pushed out, and everyone followed the ghost to get money to do errands.
The second and third looked at each other and smiled, and took the bride back to the house, only to find that there was still a person hanging from the tree!
The two men told the bride to go back to the house first, and then came under the tree.
The King of Earth cried: "Oh, my mother! Someone finally thinks of me! If I continue to hang it, it will be done! Two masters, be merciful, spare me! As long as you spare my life, be a cow and a horse, and let you call it! Two masters, I beg you!"
"Spare you?" said the second child, "Get me a whip!"
Xiao San said: "I happen to have one." ”
The second child took the whip and whipped it hard, and the king of earth cried out in pain, and said: "Pump hard! Pump hard! As long as you can let the uncle extinguish the fire and spare my life, I will not complain if I smoke for a day!"
The second child pumped too hard, pulled the wound, and had to stop: "This (jiàn) goods, you come!"
Xiao San was not interested in beating him, because he felt disgusted when he saw the Earth Heavenly King, and he wanted to kill him immediately!
"Why don't you forget it?" Xiao San took the whip.
"Okay!"
"Thank you two masters! Thank you for saving your life! I will definitely be a cow and a horse in the future, and I will repay the kindness!" The Earth King thought that the two were going to let him go. Who knows, Xiao San took out a big knife and slashed at his stomach, disemboweling his stomach, and bleeding from his intestines.
"Ahh
Xiao San slashed through the throat of the Earth Heavenly King again, and then threw the knife away, and the two left.
The corpse of the Earth King hung on the tree until it dried.