"Ahem, it hurts"

Shidao spat out the dirt in his mouth and touched his aching chest, looking incredulous. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This is different from the arrangement, shouldn't you catch yourself? Why did you just knock me away?

Getting up, patting the dust off his body, and looking at the small pit like a human figure under his feet, Wuhe Shido said that he was used to it.

I don't know what's going on, since I can remember, my body is particularly durable, which is why Qin Li uses an unscientific way to wake him up every day.

Purple immediately threw down the kite and folded them, and walked to the Wuhe Shidao in front of him with a playful look, thinking to himself, "It's time to show my routine."

Pretending not to know him, he pointed his sword at Shidao, frowned, and said, "Human, who are you?

Although, the face is like this, but there is indeed another picture in the heart, "Poof, you can't laugh, you must not laugh, you have to hold back, otherwise, how can there be a routine." ”

Purple was holding back a flushed face, and Shido thought it was an angry expression that he was being hunted down by AST.

Inside the battleship, Koto Gokawa yells at his subordinates, "Post your answers on the screen and vote"

"Didi ......"

Finally, on the virtual screen, three options are displayed. One: I just accidentally fell off the plane, two: I came to see you, three: no, no, how could I be willing to hurt such a beautiful girl as you.

Wuhe Qinli took out a lollipop from his pocket, put it in his mouth, looked contemplative, and said, "Although the first can escape, it will definitely be lost, and the third will definitely be killed, choose the second"

Then, press and hold the headset next to your ear and say, "Shidao, choose the second one"

Hearing the answer given by his sister, Wuhe Shidao's eyes wandered, coughed, and said, "I'm here to see you."

Tsk, the corners of the purple mouth flickered, the figure flashed, took the headset from the ear of the Five Rivers Shidao, and then returned to the original place in an instant.

Wuhe Shidao only felt a shadow fly in front of him, and the headset in his ear disappeared.

Zi took the headset in his hand and looked at it, it was very similar to Bluetooth on the earth, but Bluetooth on the earth did not have many functions.

Tsk, I took the headset and see what you do.

Putting the headset on his ear, he pretended to be curious and stared at Wuhe Shidao, and said, "Human, what is this, it feels good"

The corners of Wuhe Shidao's mouth twitched, and he felt bad in his heart, without the help of his sister, he would definitely mess up by himself.

"Ahem, that's a little toy," Gokawa Shido said awkwardly, turning his head.

"Yes, don't lie to me, or I'll kill you," Zi Lengyan threatened, but there was no killing intent in his eyes, obviously just scaring and scaring people.

But Wuhe Shidao believed it, his heart was a little flustered, and he waved his hand with a smile, indicating that he didn't.

Then, Purple touched the headset and pressed the start button on it.

"Moses Moses"

Inside the battleship, the whole crew of the ship was confused, what is going on, the elves will also care about the little things in their ears, and they will use them.

Hearing the voice in the communicator, everyone didn't know whether to answer or not, so they could only turn their heads to look at their commander and ask her opinion.

The word "music" was written in the notebook in Wuheqin, and he pointed it to his subordinates with a pen and motioned for them to play music.

The subordinates understood, it turned out that the elf thought it was a music player, and secretly gave the commander a thumbs up in his heart, which was really smart.

Suddenly, everyone began to sing, and the sound was so frightened that the grandmother would go into shock when she heard it.

Hearing the hellish singing of his subordinates, Wuheqin could only cover his face and smile bitterly, who called himself not installing song software.

"I'll Go"

Purple ripped off the headset in her ear, and the corners of her mouth twitched with black lines.

Your sister, what the hell, how did those people sing songs, it's so ugly, it can make you doubt your life.

"What's wrong?" Wuhe Shidao saw the strange expression of the elf in front of him, and asked suspiciously, will it not be discovered, and he was a little afraid in his heart. ，

It's impossible to think about it, how can elves understand technology.

Hearing Wuhe Shidao's question, Zi raised his head and looked at him, and threw the headset to him with a look of disgust, those people also did it in order to cover up this kind of thing, I obeyed, in order not to let my ears get pregnant, it is better to return it.

"Your toy isn't fun, I'll give it back to you," Purple said.

Wuhe Shidao took the headset and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, no matter how this elf would return it to him, he finally didn't have to fight alone.

"Then I'll take it," Gokawa Shido said with a happy face as he put on his headset.

I couldn't help but think in my heart: It's obviously my own, what's going on with this sense of disobedience of other people's charity, forget it, everything is for the sake of strategy, what do you care about.

Wuheqin heard the elf's sentence "Toys are not fun", as if he thought of a strategy plan, and immediately said in the headset, "Shidao, this elf is likely to like toys, you have to start in this area"

Hearing my sister's prompt, I was stunned, thinking of the elf's words just now, I finally understood, and I didn't regret it in my heart, why didn't I realize it.

Thinking about it, Gokawa Shido decided to take action immediately.

"Now, can you go shopping for toys with me?" said Gokawa shyly.

Shidao was nervous and didn't know if he would succeed.

Purple heard the invitation of Wuhe Shidao to buy toys together, and her mouth twitched, is this an elementary school student?

Seeing the expression on his face, I secretly despised it in my heart, it wasn't the first time, and I was embarrassed.

"Are you inviting me on a date?" Purple said with a smile.

Wuhe Shidao is a little confused, she also knows about dating, it seems that she can't be as strategic as Shika, she can only pursue her normally.

"Yes, I solemnly invite you," Wuhe Shidao said with a serious face.

Purple was a little happy in my heart, which was exactly what I expected. Now, Shidaojun, you can't outrun the palm of my hand.

Gokawa Shido is not Kirito, nor is he the object of his worship, so he doesn't need to keep his hands.

And he is also a harem man, this is what he hates the most, he is obviously surrounded by beauty, but he looks like a humble gentleman, which is too hypocritical.

You want to be a gentleman so much, and let me train you to be a real gentleman.

"Okay," Purple replied with a smile on her face.

Seeing that the elf in front of him agreed to his invitation so happily, Wuhe Shidao said that he couldn't react a little, have you ever seen a scene where he was fierce just now, and suddenly seemed to be gentle like water in a blink of an eye.

"Alright, we're ......"

"Dididi"

Before Wuhe Shidao finished speaking, there was an alarm in the battleship in the headset, and then, his sister said anxiously, "Shidao, Shixiang has broken through the defense and is running in your direction"

Wuhe Shidao was stunned, "What?"