Chapter 52: The Righteousness of the Min Academy
"If you don't fight anymore, I'll serve you a drink," Hui'er said to the boys.
Yunkang thought: I don't like to fight anyway, this soy milk looks so delicious
Yuntai thought: It's better not to fight such a fight, it's too wretched.
So the two brothers nodded hurriedly.
Hui'er brought out the soy milk, gave each of them a bowl, and also held a small bowl herself, drinking it slowly.
After such a fuss, the flowing horse that was originally rushed to play was forgotten by them in the corner of the yard.
"From now on, I'm older than you, you have to call me big brother, you know." Feng An said to the bear child while drinking soy milk.
"Got it!" The bear child is willing to gamble and lose, although he feels that he is a coward, but he does not play tricks.
"And what do I call you? I already have a big brother. Yunkang raised his face and looked at Feng An with a wrinkled face and asked, "I can't call you big brother, and call me brother big brother, it's so messy!" ”
"You just call me Brother Qin, and you still call your brother Big Brother, so that there will be no chaos." Feng An said without thinking
"Okay, hehe" got the reply, Yunkang no longer wrinkled his face, and continued to drink soy milk with a smile.
"Why don't we bow down and save trouble!" The bear child suddenly mentioned yì, he had heard the story of the book, and the characters in it were very righteous and could shed blood for his brother, and he was very fascinated.
"Okay, then the three of us will worship as brothers of the opposite sex, and from then on we will be blessed and difficult to share together." Feng An is not ambiguous, he is now the eldest brother, and he has made a decision.
"But if you worship heaven and earth, you have to kill chickens and drink wine!" Yunkang is worried again, it is easy to worship heaven and earth, but where to find live chickens to buy wine.
"Forget about the wine, we use soy milk instead of wine, and if you have chicken, you will have it in the backyard!" Feng An turned to Hui'er and said, "Let's wait to catch a chicken, you are not allowed to tell Aunt Sù." ”
Hui'er also wanted to bow down, nodded and said, "I won't say it, but I want to bow together!" ”
This can make this group of boys difficult, isn't it all a matter between men?
"I'm going to bow too, cousin?" The cousin wanted to respond to his needs, and Hui'er looked at Feng An with a wink.
"Just let Sister Hui'er come along, it's good for her to be a little sister." Yunkang likes to play with Hui'er very much, and hopes that she can really become his sister, so he said.
"Well, you don't have to tell Aunt Sù."
"Uh-huh," Hui'er nodded her head like a rattle.
Having made up their minds, the three boys slipped into the backyard like thieves with Hui'er.
There are more than a dozen hens in the backyard, some of which are just getting bright feathers. The weather was nice today, and the hens were clucking and pecking at the leaves while walking around the yard, and the days were pleasant.
"Which one to catch?"
"The one, the one with the feathers." The pheasant that the bear child pointed to on the mountain in Chunquan, Shu Min saw that it was beautiful and could lay eggs, so he cut its feathers and raised it in the backyard with other hens.
"Okay." As soon as they said it, a few children cautiously and slowly walked towards the feathered pheasant. How did you know that their sneaky appearance had already attracted the attention of the pheasant, and the moment they attacked, they attacked. It flapped its wings and flew as hard as it could, escaping from the children's encirclement.
"Quick, don't let it run!" The bear child screamed.
For a while, chickens flew and children were in trouble, and the backyard was a mess. But the pheasant was still not caught by them, and it chose a safe distance, squinted its eyes, and laughed at the useless children.
Stimulated by its eyes, the children chased me again, and finally let the pheasant escape.
"Do you think this one works?" Yunkang did not pounce on the Huashan Pheasant in the process of pursuit, but caught the little hen that had just changed its hair hiding behind the Huashan Chicken.
"Alas, so on." From Huashan Pheasant to a little hen with no hair, not to mention how lost the group was.
With chickens, the problem comes again, they won't kill chickens!
Children, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to do.
"Come on, you're the big brother!" The bear child touched his nose and took out a dagger from his boot, the dagger shell was delicate, and at first glance it was not ordinary.
"Oh well." No problem, who made him the big brother! took the dagger and stabbed it at the chicken's neck.
The other children, especially Hui'er, closed their eyes in fear.
"Hurry up and bring the bowl." Feng An looked at the chicken blood that was flowing all over the ground and suddenly thought that the chicken blood was going to drip into the bowl, and hurriedly ordered.
The bear child hurriedly handed over the bowl, if he was not really convinced just now, then now Feng'an's decisiveness when killing the chicken really convinced him.
How did he know that Feng An had lived in Butcher Zhang's house for two years, and in those two years, he was used to seeing the scene of the butcher slaughtering pigs, and the movement was much more than killing a chicken.
The blood was almost gone, and the chicken was dying, and finally struggled to see the Buddha.
Under the leadership of Feng An, the children knelt down in turn, and in the bowl filled with chicken blood, Hui'er poured soybean milk.
I don't know if it's because the chicken blood is poured too much, the soy milk is rose-colored and has a fishy smell.
"The emperor is above, the earth is below, we worship as brothers and sisters of the opposite sex today, and we will be blessed and enjoy hardships in the future!" Feng An was sonorous, and the rest of the children also followed suit and said together.
After saying that, they kowtowed to the sky three times.
Finally, he picked up the bowl of soy milk mixed with blood, Feng'an drank it first, and then Yuntai, Yunkang, and Hui'er did not fall.
"Are we all right? I want to throw up, brother? Yun Kang endured it for a long time, and said with a small face.
"I want to vomit too," the bear child ran to the side and vomited before he finished speaking.
After a while, all four of them vomited up the contents of their stomachs.
"It's unpleasant!" The bear child complained that storytellers were all lies.
"We are now brothers and sisters, in the future I will be the oldest, Yuntai is the second, Yunkang is the third, and Hui'er is the youngest, the fourth." After everyone vomited, Feng An continued the worship just now.
"Yes, big brother."
"Second Brother"
"Third Brother"
"Second Brother"
"Third Brother"
"Little Sister"
For a while, several of them shouted at each other, thinking it was novel and funny.
"Hui'er, where are you?" When Shumin came back from washing his clothes, he saw the quiet courtyard and didn't know where they went, so he shouted.
"They're catching chickens in the backyard!" Chunquan was doing his thing wholeheartedly, and when he heard Shumin's shout, he replied. He had just heard the crowing of the backyard chickens and the sound of the children playing, and thought they were naughty and were chasing the chickens. I didn't take it to heart.
"Catch chickens?" Shumin was puzzled and walked into the backyard.
Seeing Shumin coming, Feng An and the others immediately became nervous
"Hurry up Yuntai, hurry up and throw the chicken behind the courtyard wall." The chicken was now by Yuntai's side, and he gratefully picked it up and threw it into the haystack behind the courtyard wall.
"What are you doing?" Shu Min looked at the people who were thieves and asked.
"We're feeding the chickens!" Hui'er grinned and replied with a concentrated wit.
"Feed the chickens? Why is there so much blood on the ground" Shu Min saw a pool of blood on the ground, and immediately became nervous, and found that everyone was not injured, so she was a little relieved, and asked instead: "You killed chickens and ate them?" ”
"I drank it without eating chicken" Before the blood word could be spoken, Yunkang was covered by Yuntai.
Shumin looked at the bear child Yuntai, smiled and asked, "Is chicken blood delicious?" ”
"Bah, it's hard to drink, a few of us vomited," Yuntai replied without thinking.
As soon as he answered, Feng An and Hui'er knew that they couldn't hide it, and they couldn't help but cover their foreheads with their hands.
"Feng'an!" Sure enough, Shu Min was the next to ask for the blame.
"Auntie, were we wrong?" Feng An bowed his head in shame. "It's all my idea, the chicken I killed. If you want to punish me, punish me alone. ”
"If we do it together, we will be punished together!" The bear child stood up and said to Shumin, "Auntie, you can't punish the eldest brother alone!" ”
He called himself aunt, which surprised Shumin.
"Yes, we are blessed to share it, but it is difficult to share it!" Yunkang also took possession.
"Mother, we are all wrong, can we not punish my brother?" Hui'er also added on the side.
"If I don't punish you, it's okay, you sue me first, what are you doing killing chickens?" I just left for a while, and the relationship between these people has become like this, and it's strange that nothing happened.
"We bowed. I am the eldest brother, Yuntai is the second brother, Yunkang is the third brother, and Hui'er's sister is the youngest. Feng An said with some embarrassment.
It turned out to be playing swearing, hehe, these kids are so funny. Shumin smiled in her heart: It's not bad for Hui'er to have a few brothers.
"What about chickens?" Spilling blood for the alliance, the chicken should still be there?
"The chickens are behind the haystacks!" Yuntai threw the chicken, and at this time he saw that Shumin was not angry, so he ran to pick up the chicken again.
Shu Min saw that it was a little hen that hadn't even grown its hair, and laughed out loud.
Before the hair grows, play swearing, this chicken is really suitable for the occasion!
"We originally wanted that pheasant, but we didn't catch it for a long time!" The bear child was so hot that Shumin's face was hot with laughter, and he immediately retorted.
"I just let you go, I want to turn the sky upside down! Fortunately, it's not the mountain chicken, otherwise you guys would have been punished! "That mountain flower chicken is beautiful, and the eggs are positive, if these little rabbit cubs really chop it up, Shu Min is not an ordinary distress!
"What about this chicken?" Hui'er asked.
"I was murdered by you at such a young age, what do you say?" Shumin asked rhetorically.
"Why don't you bury it." Yun Kang couldn't bear it, and said Tiyì.
"Okay, let's bury it, we'll put incense on it later" Don't look at the bear child's big grin, he really couldn't bear it when he just killed the chicken!
Shumin originally wanted to say that it could be used to make soup, but seeing the children like this, he couldn't bear to rob them of their innocence prematurely, and said, "Bury it, bury it, you have to choose a good place for it." ”