Chapter 782: This girl is hopeless
"Huh?"
Xue Wei picked up the card and looked at it, glanced at Jiang Nan again, turned her head to look at Chu Li, and said in amazement: "Lili, you shouldn't be going to open a room with my boyfriend." ”
Chu Li:
Gangnam:
Jiang Nan sighed at his ability to pretend to be stupid, and really wanted to give her an award for pretending to be stupid.
Chu Li is black line: "Xue Wei, what are you talking nonsense, how can we go to open a room." ”
"If it's not to open a room, then where did you get this card?" Xue Wei sat down again and asked.
Jiang Nan and Chu Li were dumbfounded again, this guy is not pretending to be stupid now, but directly reversing black and white.
"Uncle Jiangnan, let's go upstairs, there's going to be a war here." At this time, Guoguo said suddenly.
With that, she got up and walked towards Jiangnan.
"Uh-huh, let's go upstairs."
Jiang Nan glanced at Chu Li and Xue Wei, sighed helplessly, and went upstairs with Guoguo.
After entering the room and closing the door, Jiang Nan finally couldn't help but speak.
He asked, "Guoguo, what about the snake, didn't you bring it back?" ”
Since he came back to the present, he hasn't seen the ball python, and Jiang Nan is also a little curious, whether Guoguo put the snake with Tang Xinyi and didn't bring it back.
"Brought it back." Guoguo Road.
"What about snakes? Are you hiding? Jiang Nan continued to ask.
Guoguo shook her head: "When it saw its mother coming back, it hid by itself." As she spoke, she suddenly glared: "Dad, it won't be scared away by Mom." ”
Jiang Nan nodded immediately: "Most likely, my mother is too fierce, and if she says that she wants to chop it, it will definitely run away." ”
Guoguo was a little anxious: "Then will it come back?" ”
It's only been less than half a day, and the relationship is so good?
Actually, Jiang Nan wasn't sure if the snake had run away or was hiding somewhere, but when he saw Guoguo's nervousness and anxiety, he was still comforted.
"The door is closed so tightly that it can't get out, it must still be in the house, and it will come out at night when mom sleeps."
Guoguo thought for a while and said, "Dad, what if it accidentally hides in Mom's room and doesn't dare to come out at night?" ”
"Ugh"
Jiang Nan thought for a while and said, "Then let's wait for Mom to take a bath and find it out." ”
Guoguo nodded: "Okay." ”
Downstairs hall.
Chu Li's face was dark: "Xue Wei, are you still pretending to be with me?" Jiang Nan told me, you did this card. ”
"Jiang Nan said?" Xue Wei was a little surprised.
Chu Li nodded: "He said that it was given to him when you were in the pet store in the afternoon, and the human and material evidence is there, and you still don't plan to confess honestly?" ”
My best friend Chu Li knows too well, maybe because of her professional relationship, as long as she mentions evidence, this girl will be revealed.
Of course, this is only with her.
At this time, Xue Wei suddenly smiled and sat next to Chu Li: "That's right, this card was made when I went fishing for handsome guys last night." ”
"Fishing for handsome guys?" Chu Li was stunned: "Didn't you just get back together with Jiangnan?" What's the matter, it's only been a few days, and you're going to change people again? ”
"How come, it's not easy to get back together with Jiangnan, how can I be willing to change people if I don't go to bed last time."
Chu Li's face darkened.
She glanced at Xue Wei and said, "Then what kind of handsome guy are you going to fish, just go directly to the Jiangnan fishing bed." ”
"Actually, there's a reason why I went fishing for handsome guys. You know, I don't know much about rolling sheets, I can only find a handsome guy to learn first, otherwise, when Jiangnan laughs at me for being a novice, then I'm not ashamed? Xue Wei said.
Chu Li collapsed: "It's not easy for you to learn something, there are a lot of seeds on the Internet"
"Those seeds can't be instructed in person, so it's useless."
Xue Wei changed her words, picked up Chu Li's collection, and said with a smile: "Lili, otherwise, you can teach me." You can't bear to look at me, in order to learn how to roll the sheets, waste a layer of plastic wrap in vain. ”
"Plastic wrap?"
Chu Li's face was so dark.
She shaved Xue Wei fiercely: "You found the wrong person, I don't understand." ”
"Lili, how can you not understand." Xue Wei didn't believe it at all: "Even if you have been alone in the empty house for the past few years, but five years ago, you will still feel a little bit." ”
Chu Li:
"I don't feel it!"
"How could it not be felt? They all said that it hurt for the first time, and they were separated, didn't they? ”
Chu Li:
"This girl is crazy again?"
After a while, Chu Li collected his emotions, and then rolled his eyes and said, "If you really want to study, then go ahead, I don't bother to care about you." ”
At this time, Xue Wei grinned and stood up: "Then continue to fish for my handsome guy, and when I understand the true meaning of rolling the sheets, I will definitely tell you." After that, he went out.
"Wait."
Chu Li stopped her again and frowned: "Xue Wei, handsome guy who is fishing for a card, why is my name used?" ”
"Huh?"
Xue Wei was stunned.
She thought that Chu Li only knew that she had a membership card, and she planned to talk nonsense, so she passed.
didn't think that she used Chu Li's name to register a membership card, and such a secret thing was known.
"So easy to be discovered? It's not scientific. ”
Chu Li clasped his hands, looked at Xue Wei, and said, "Xue Wei, aren't you going to explain it too?" ”
"Ugh"
Xue Wei smiled again and sat back next to Chu Li: "Actually, I got this card for you." If you think about it, it's been four or five years, and you should be nourished too. ”
Chu Li's face darkened again.
She frowned and glared at Xue Wei, "I don't need to. ”
"Lili, why are you so stubborn, women need men, and it's not good to use your fingers to your body. Besides, you've been to those couples' rooms today, and you must have seen the tool inside, and you don't have a trace of impulse in your heart? Xue Wei said bitterly.
Chu Li:
"Nope."
"I know you have." Xue Wei smiled slyly: "You're just embarrassed to go to this kind of place, it's okay, if you really come to ** and don't want to go to that kind of place, I can lend my boyfriend to you and ask him to help, I won't"
"Xuewei, you can go back." Chu Li really couldn't listen to it anymore, so he directly ordered the expulsion.
"No, Lili, I'm serious, if you really want to, just ask Jiangnan to help you, near the water, don't use it in vain, it's better than using your fingers"
"Let's go, let's go."
Chu Li had a dark face and directly pushed Xue Wei out.
"This girl is really hopeless."
"Help your boyfriend as a tool and push it to her best friend, and only this girl can do it."
Chu Li couldn't help but shake his head and sighed helplessly.
At this time, Jiang Nan and Guoguo also came down.
It was also dinner time, so Chu Li went in to cook, and it was quickly done.
Chu Li's cooking skills are getting better and better, and the food is very fragrant this time, but Jiang Nan and Guoguo are very nervous, they are always worried that the ball python will appear out of place, then they will be finished.
After eating, they finally waited until Chu Li went in to take a bath, and Guoguo and Jiang Nan breathed a sigh of relief.
"Guoguo, let's find it quickly."