Chapter 41: Xia Zhe in Everyday Life
At the same time, Xia Zhe, who was walking through the entire Xinmu Town with a slow-moving crowd, had been tormented by the chattering townspeople and had a nervous breakdown, and he was already sleep-deprived, but at this moment he was extremely nostalgic for those good times when he was lying alone in bed. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's just that among these chaotic people, some people who are not so peaceful just don't want Xia Zhe to be clean for a while.
"Hey, Sanders, you stupid pig, lean in. A thin, sturdy mercenary with a sturdy tie rolled his thief's eyes and whispered to a townsman not far away.
The guy named Sanders unconsciously shrank his head when he heard a familiar voice calling out to himself, "... What are you doing, Boss Chico..."
"Tell you to come here, stupid pig!" Chico looked at the stupid Sanders, and involuntarily amplified his voice, but then he remembered something, and immediately lowered his voice again, "Sanders, I have something to look for you when you come here." If you're obedient, I won't pursue you before, so hard to tie me up. What are you still in a daze, hurry up. ”
It may be that the mercenaries have been accumulating power for too long, and they are still afraid of these fierce Sanders in their hearts, so they leaned over while shaking their heads.
And the townspeople who found the anomaly were also very familiar and pretended to be looking at the scenery.
When Sanders walked up to Chico, Chico turned to his side, and said to the strong man who was also tied up with flowers: "Asherd, we are now a good opportunity to escape, the shining knight is not here, and the hero who guards us is a hero who has never heard of it, so as long as you give an order, the brothers will listen to you." ”
The bearded man named Asher was a little hesitant, looking at the unknown hero who walked in front and yawned from time to time and plucked his ears.
Asher gritted his teeth and nodded heavily, "I don't think he's a great hero, how can I say that I'm also a C-rank, will there be someone stronger than me here?" Besides, we don't have to go toe-to-toe with that guy, as long as we can leave." it!" said Asherd to Chico, "Chico has the best of your mind here, it's up to you." ”
After a while, the mercenaries who were tied together reached a consensus, and Chico also told Sanders fiercely about his plan, "You stupid pig, you don't understand what you said is complicated, so I'll just keep it simple and listen carefully to me!"
"You untie the ropes first, and then take your stupid pigs, and when we get to the gate, find a reason to cause a commotion in front of that hero, and draw his attention firmly to me, you know, and better involve the people around you, and make as much trouble as possible. Because the basic rule of heroes is not to attack civilians, so you can do this kind of thing for me, and you will be rewarded after the deed, go ahead!"
As soon as the ropes were untied, Chico sent Sanders away, waiting for the perfect time to escape the hellish place.
It's just that Chico has a good plan, but they don't know what they are going to face in the end.
When the group stumbled to the gate of Xinmu Town, the mercenaries who gave the signal began to carry out the escape plan.
And Sanders took a dozen of them, who were originally idle ruffians in the town, and fought in front of Xia Zhe, but Xia Zhe didn't care about them at all, just watched the excitement.
Seeing that the effect was not good, Sanders turned his heart and began to pull the other townspeople who were watching the excitement on the side into the brawl, and the whole scene suddenly became more and more chaotic.
Ashed, who seized the opportunity, also took advantage of the increasingly noisy movement in front of him, and prepared to flee in other directions away from Xia Zhe and Alwin.
Unfortunately, reality once again reminds those who don't believe in it how cruel it is.
As soon as Asher and the others had lifted their legs, and before they had taken two steps, the place ahead of them, which should have been more chaotic, suddenly became silent.
The mercenaries, who didn't know the situation, subconsciously stopped and looked in the direction of the crowd, but they never dreamed that they would never have a chance to escape once they stopped.
Because the mercenaries, the heroes who were deliberately despised, were dragging the blue-nosed and swollen Sanders in one hand, and they were slowly walking towards this side. And wherever he passed, as if hiding from the plague-like crowds, they dodged far away, as if they were afraid that if they were not careful, they would also become those pigs' heads lying on the ground.
"Where are you going, if you run away like this, that idiot of Alwyn will definitely annoy me!" Xia Zhe walked up to these mercenaries with heavy steps, and asked as if he was complaining.
"No... Yes. Asherd, who was overshocked, subconsciously looked back and forth at the brothers around him, and the courage to be a strong man also returned to him, how to say that he is also a C-class!
"Brothers, solve this trouble, and we will be free!" said the heroic Asher who took the lead and rushed towards Xia Zhe, who looked rustic, and behind him were the fierce mercenaries who longed for freedom.
It's a pity that just a few seconds later, in front of Xia Zhe, there was no longer a creature that could be called a human, and wailing and crying filled the entire crowd.
Those who were still holding on to the show all looked at each other with horror at these freshly baked humanoid pig heads.
"I'm annoyed, can't you save me something, don't you know if fighting is physically exhausting, just make trouble for me... Eh, whose soles are so dirty, you can't shoot them off, damn it!" Xia Zhe patted his body vigorously, not knowing who left the black footprints, and his mood became very bad.
Asshed, who also had a blue nose and swollen face, finally still looked a little C-class, and did not collapse directly. With no hope of escaping, he covered his mouth with a few teeth knocked out, and pointed at Sanders, who was dragged over by Xia Zhe, with a vaguely recognizable familiar figure, as if he was laughing at the innocence of the mercenaries.
Unwillingness, inescapability, fear, anger, these negative emotions accumulate and make Ashed let out the most majestic roar ever.
He had lost his mind, and green tendons appeared in his brain, splashing out of the huge bloody mouth, and the saliva with a strange taste even forced Xia Zhe, who killed them in seconds, to retreat: "Aren't you a hero? Aren't heroes absolutely forbidden to attack innocent civilians? Aren't you afraid that the inspectors of the Hero Association will sanction you? You fuck off, my teeth..."
Asshede's righteous words also aroused the anger of the townspeople behind Xia Zhe, and the repeated denunciations, mixed with vulgar scolding, constantly stimulated Xia Zhe's weakened nerves.
"It's noisy!"
Xia Zhe, who couldn't bear it, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, with your good-looking expression, he bent down to pick up the ropes scattered all over the place, and neatly tied up all the people present, regardless of men, women, old and young, whether they were evil black-blooded mercenaries or kind and innocent ordinary people, and hung them on the lush trees nearby.
Looking at the hundreds of rice dumplings that were hung on the trees, Xia Zhe was very satisfied with his masterpiece.
Relieved, he clapped his hands in a relaxed mood, and regardless of the crowd who were still in a state of bewilderment, he directly took out the hero emergency rescue device that Arwyn gave him from his arms, and slapped it to pieces.
Finally completed the task arranged by Arvin.
Of course, if someone happens to pass by here at this moment, they will be amazed by this magnificent scene.
After doing all this, Xia Zhe, who had nothing to do, suddenly found that he didn't seem to be able to do anything except wait for emergency rescue: "It's really a troublesome thing, it's suddenly so boring... Sure enough, I'd better take care of these flies with that stupid foodie, and now I can't sleep even if I want to, it's really noisy. ”
In less than half a second, he decisively made the wisest decision to dump these broken burdens on the real troublemakers.
Think of it!
"Give me a good reflection here, I'll go find Alwyn now, if there is any problem, you can bother her! Also, I'm not a hero, if I talk too much, I'll beat you away!" raised his fist, and the people who were subdued by Xia Zhe's terrible methods closed their mouths with interest, but the eyes full of resentment became even more intense.
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After warning everyone, Xia Zhe walked back leisurely, he felt that as long as he stopped facing those chirping flies, everything in front of him would become beautiful.
Perhaps, only a dogmatic and rigid guy like Alwyn can handle this super troublesome situation.
It's just that Xia Zhe, who was humming a little song, happened to pass by a bakery that exuded a rich aroma of food. Naively, he realized that there were some things in this world that couldn't make him feel good.
"Huh? This thing looks like noodles... Pack... Gross!"
Just when Xia Zhe was constantly trying to overcome his nausea, he couldn't find his original direction anymore.
It turns out that this is the legendary lost!
When Xia Zhe understood his current situation, he decisively gave up looking for a way back and began to wander around, anyway, in his opinion, this Xinmu Town is so big, as long as he keeps walking in one direction, he can always get out.
Maybe it's really God who is destined to look at Xia Zhe who is confused. Not long after he wandered around, he bumped into a sneaky mercenary head-on without warning.
Looking at the mercenary who was knocked to the ground, Xia Zhe, who wanted to say sorry, just stretched out his hand, and the panicked mercenary slipped away and disappeared in front of Xia Zhe's eyes.
"It's troublesome, my damn sense of responsibility. Xia Zhe, who felt that the other party must have a problem, really couldn't turn a blind eye to the problems he had seen. Therefore, he had to secretly scold himself for being nosy, and then helplessly raised his legs to follow.