Let's say that relying on a limerick poem to deter the teachers, the head of Meng Xuetang could only invite him back to the house, Xiao Qiang couldn't help but sneer in his heart. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Sure enough, a time-traveler like him still ignores the rules of restraint, just thinking that since no matter how good the poem is, these people will rely on the rules of the test. Then he did the opposite, forcing them to break the rules themselves, and as soon as his mind opened, he thought of the two famous poems that had just been mentioned in the newspaper.

"Since this level of poetry can't be covered up in any way, and even if I copy the same level, it will be useless to score zero points in the front, so make a poem that alludes to your 'favoritism', implying that you are not good things, since you are all literati, then you must be equally famous, see how you can bear it!"

Then I really saw the stunned expressions of these people, knowing that the satirical limerick he read had not yet appeared, but even if it did, it didn't matter, Xiao Qiang still had dozens of songs that could be scolded in turn, and he was not afraid that the blind cat would not be able to touch the dead mouse, and sure enough, these people panicked, and when he walked out of the threshold, the most experienced mountain chief stopped him loudly.

These teachers looked at Xiao Qiang with a painful look on their faces at this time: "One litter after another, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nests." Eat all the emperor's thousands of bells, and the phoenix is so much. "Is it really possible for a kid in front of him to make such an obvious satirical limerick poem, could this kid still copy it? Anyway, he had already copied two poems just now. But this one, the six of them have never seen and heard, although the poem is a limerick poem, but it is both a song and a person, and catchy, vivid, it is impossible to be without fame!

The old man wanted to give a score of six to let this thing go, but when he thought that such satirical poems would be published in the newspaper in the future, he would inevitably have to write a reason and place, and at that time, the actions of himself and others would also be made into unspoken rules by the irony in the poem, after all, the level of making this kind of poem, but it could not pass the three-year test of Mengxue, it was a big joke!

When he thought of the introduction of "Song of the Goose" and "Song of the Frog" in this issue of the newspaper, those clown-like characters written in order to highlight the prodigy, he was even bigger like a fight.

When I first watched the background introduction, I slapped the poem in the face, and the plot was very emotional, but when I thought of the clown being myself and others, how could I stand it? Now I think of those words even more dazzlingly, it is better to eliminate the disaster invisible!

Next, Xiao Qiang and the teachers negotiated in an atmosphere of kindness and filial piety, and finally the two sides reached an agreement......

When he walked out of the threshold again, he couldn't see the Cheng family's twin Lori, but a bunch of little children outside collectively showed adoring eyes, Xiao Qiang pretended not to be happy in the school, so he continued to do it to a group of little children, and after all the little babies knew their prestige, they finally got on the ox cart again.

Everything is complete, he will not only be in a class with the twin Lori tomorrow, but also sit with them, and the positions of the three of them will be chosen by themselves, and the price paid is that this limerick poem will not be spread randomly, and the time is not limited, but at least don't have anything to do with Mengxue's teachers.

"But what's the matter with those two copied poems?" Xiao Qiang picked up the newspaper in his hand with suspicion.

When the agreement was reached, he specifically asked to take it, but now he can finally take a closer look. Start only dare to paper leather folds, although the hardness is good but fluffy, compared to the smoothness of the earth's newspaper is far worse, the handwriting is also problematic, compared to the earth's ink technology, the handwriting on it, the fingers will be blurred with a little force, the only advantage is that the number of pages is more, like a publication. flipped through the pages and found that the name of this newspaper was featureless, it was a local newspaper, and it was directly called "Qiongya Official Daily", and it was also marked with a few small words "Leizhou Qiongya County Official Office Supervisor".

A few lines of big-character news are juxtaposed, "The shameless cabinet yields to the Daomen, and the heroes of the state respond to the recruitment order", "The Daomen giant boat is horizontal~Flying in the air~ Zone, and it is actually fined", "The prodigy of the four states stands out from the crowd, and I am afraid of being poisoned by the Daomen next month".

Xiao Qiang had no intention of paying attention to these, first looking for the poem just now, and as he kept turning the pages, he found that the content of the newspaper was similar to that of the earth, and it was also varied, introducing all kinds of news and interesting anecdotes, but they were all half-white, and the degree of openness was too far from what he imagined, even the slogan of the bookseller in the bazaar was not as good as the slogan.

He finally turned to the poetry page, this week's hot spot is the new outstanding children's poems and prodigy-level figures in Mengxue in the six states of the Southern Regions, and it took two full pages to reprint the content of various state newspapers, compared to other regions, the start of school in Stone Town is a week late.

The poem was not ranked first by the editor, because a more bullish work appeared.

"On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops are under the soil...... "Sure enough, it's compatriots.,Since this one appeared,Yong Goose can only rank second.,It's a pity that I didn't see more bullish poems.,It seems that these people are not SB.,I don't know too much.,After that, a number of familiar children's poems are also lined up.,Of course, he pays more attention to how other traversers mix.,Quickly find the introduction below.,A bunch of characters who seem to be the protagonists of the story appeared.。

A boy surnamed Zhu in Qinghe County, Ningzhou: Before the age of four, the peasant children were nothing special, and after the age of five, the family was restless, and the relatives bullied the clever tricks, and then began to be proficient in the classics, and the Mengxue test was because of the outbreak of the suppression of the children of the official eunuchs.

Girl ~ Tong surnamed Cheng in Hepu County, Yuezhou: Both parents died when she was a child, she was delicate and frail, and she was disliked by her family. After the age of five, he began to treat diseases and save people, proficient in medicine, known as the little doctor fairy, and a children's poem is also the heart of the Bodhisattva.

Shen sex boy in Jiujiang County, Lanzhou: There are a large number of families, suffering from the eccentricity and suppression of the elders, because of the poverty of his family, he began to compile scripts, sell comic books, and finally became famous in Mengxue with "Goose Poems"!

Benzhou Cangwu County Cai surnamed female ~ Tong: The daughter of the local family, the house fight at home is fierce, the girl was almost poisoned when she was five years old, after waking up, the talent is amazing, the house fight is unique, and now her parents are only her father, and she is the only heir, "Yong Frog" is the woman's work!

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"I'll go!How can these people be more ruthless than the other, is the big ~ Ye the worst of the mix?" Xiao Qiang was completely shocked, and couldn't help but rejoice in his heart after complaining frantically, "It's good that my brother's poems haven't spread, otherwise what will be the consequences of being discovered by the well-mixed traverser?" Brother is so good that he has also watched "The Three-Body Problem", and knows the "Law of the Dark Forest", as long as one party is discovered, it will be positioned and attacked!" Xiao Qiang is more optimistic about the "Three-Body Problem" and "Battle Royale" series, and has fallen into the delusion of being killed.

is still planning how to counterkill, how to get stolen goods...... The body involuntarily got out of the car and walked home.

Xu Po saw him walking back with straight eyes, and thought that Xiao Qiang ignored her warning, and that there was something wrong with Mengxue, so she dragged him to Old Man Xiao's room again, and asked for a "learning stick", which scared Xiao Qiang to the point that he had escaped the catastrophe in the third year of Mengxue.

The next day, I went to Mengxue Hall.,When I went to school with little Lori,,I was adored by their ghostly expressions.。

"It's just a little Lori, and I still want to pit the uncle, I don't know whether I ...... dead or alive" Mengxue's life unfolded in various interesting stories.

After all, it is a child's heart, although the Cheng sisters have a lot of bad feelings for Xiao Qiang, but after getting along for a long time, the bad feelings gradually dissipated, Xiao Qiang became acquainted with the two little Lori, the bear child Lori double name "Yue Yao", the snow-white classical Lori double name "Yue Xi", thinking of their future development plan, Yue Xi Yue Yao sisters double ~He couldn't help but be excited about the scene of flying, but Shuangshu had a strict family education, and the relationship never made much progress, but it was still difficult for Xiao Qiang, after this thing became the boss in the school, relying on his mature mind, during the lunch break at noon, he insisted on making a game of playing house for four or five-year-old children before school, and he wanted to destroy the flowers!

"Yuexi, hurry up and let your husband hug her!" Xiao Qiang stretched out his hands to the pure white Lori~ at this time, Lori was in the stage of imitating his wife, and walked to Xiao Qiang's side obediently.

"The concubine is polite. While talking, he made a pleasing lady etiquette, Xiao Qiang saw that the little Lori was in a beautiful posture and impeccable, and he was immediately relaxed, and took a step forward to hug her who bowed and saluted, and just about to lower his mouth, he felt that he was being hugged from behind, and was panicked by the sourness ~ itching from the armpits on both sides, so that the little Lori in front of Yuexi also ran away.

"You fowl ~ beast don't play with me!" came the angry words of the bear child Yueyao behind her, as well as her continuous attacks on her armpits.

"Haha...... Yueyao let go...... Ha ha...... It's okay to let you be a lady" Xiao Qiang endured the itching and said, his body has not grown yet, and his strength is not as good as that of girls of the same age who develop faster than him, so he can only admit defeat.

"Sister, he doesn't want you, come and beat him!" Yue Yao restrained Xiao Qiang with her limbs and said excitedly to Yue Xi.

"Hahaha...... Baby Yuexi ...... won't be like you...... Rude!"

"Pap, pap, papa, pap-"

The slap was loud, Xiao Qiang was slapped in the face as soon as he finished speaking, and he was slapped by a snow-white little hand, and he was stunned!

"I'll go!Yuexi, you're really pumping!" Xiao Qiang said in surprise, he never imagined that Yuexi, who had always been shy and polite, would be so ruthless.

"I just said that whoever can't help but quit first will be punished by the other party, and now I want to play your husband, naturally I want to teach you a lesson as a cheating lady" Yuexi changed her role and quickly entered the stage of imitating her husband, and began to punish Xiao Qiang, a slut with watery Yanghua.

"Pap, papa, papa, papa......"

Xiao Qiang's face was swollen, and for the first time, he felt that Yuexi's strength was not inferior to Yueyao at all, and he writhed desperately and shouted, "Don't fight...... I don't play anymore...... Okay, no?"

Yueyao, the bear child, shouted, "No, you always avoid me, this time I want to have enough!"

Yuexi said softly while pumping: "Brother Jianzhao, I remember, you once said that 'playing with us' is 'double ~ fly', you will be very comfortable, now that you are in 'double ~ fly', then Yuexi makes you more comfortable!"

Her expression was serious, and in order to make Xiao Qiang more "comfortable", the other little hand that didn't move was clenched into a small fist, and the fist came up at the same time.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang......" Feeling the storm of Yuexi in front, and the continuous itching of Yueyao in the back, Xiao Qiang wanted to live and die, feeling that he was the destroyed flower, and he was about to become a wreath.

Xiao Qiang, who was taught a lesson, did not give up after a few days, he relied on the memory of his previous life to study, studied all kinds of tricks to please him, and had a thick skin, the young and ignorant two sisters were still brushed by him to have a high favorability, the class was at the same table, playing together at noon, and going home together at night......

So time passed.,This thing is content to play with two Lori.,And I don't know what to do with other traversers.,Unconsciously,A month has passed.。

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