Chapter 6: Nonsense

Hong Hezhang had been sitting on the sofa thinking about Lao Tzu's poisoning today, why didn't he notice that Wutian was nearby at that time? Could it be that his mana deepened again?

Four saints have been found now, where are the five saints? If we don't find them soon, I'm afraid there will be a catastrophe soon!

After Hong Hezhang, who was immersed in thoughts, came back to his senses, he suddenly heard Liu Yunfeng and Si Yuxi chattering to Zhao Huanyu about him and his aunt, and he almost bleed in anger. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoWhy do these two goblins say everything?

Hong Hezhang glared at Liu Yunfeng and Si Yuxi, and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Then he looked at Zhao Huanyu and said, "Sister Yu, don't listen to their nonsense! They are joking with you, don't take it seriously!"

"No, it won't. No. Zhao Huanyu waved his hand and said with a smile.

The demon girl was glared at fiercely by Hong Hezhang, and finally didn't dare to continue, but she was aggrieved in her heart, pursed her mouth, and muttered in a low voice:

"We're not talking nonsense!"

"Anyway, sooner or later, I have to let Sister Yu know, even if I don't know now, I will know in the future. ”

"Damn. ”

"Hypocrisy. ”

"Badass. ”

"Adulterous thief. ”

"Pervert. ”

"Hooligans. ”

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Just as the two goblins were scolding happily in a low voice, the editorial manager just now pushed the door and walked in.

"Sister Yu, the sage group has already moved the book over, can we arrange for Hong Da to sign it?" The department manager nodded politely at the demon girl Hong Hezhang, then looked at Zhao Huanyu and asked respectfully.

"Yes. Zhao Huanyu looked at the editorial manager and said, "You first ask people to send the books down, one set per person, and then take the books in order to sign." ”

"Okay. The editorial manager responded. Then walked out.

"Wait. Hong Hezhang suddenly stopped the editorial manager, stood up and said, "Don't send it yet." You don't have to bring them in one by one. It's too much trouble. I'll just go out and sign it. ”

There are a total of nine "Hong Hesheng novels" in a set, namely "Spirit", "Demon", "Spirit", "Ghost", "Monster", "God", "Demon", "Immortal" and "Buddha".

Each novel is further divided into ten volumes. Nine novels, that is, ninety volumes.

And this time it is necessary to sign one hundred and eight sets, that is, nine hundred and seventy-two, nine thousand seven hundred and twenty volumes.

If you bring them in one by one to sign, I don't know when you will sign in?

He had used his mana just now, and his stomach was already growling with hunger. He's got to get rid of the signed and go out to dinner. Eating is the most important thing.

So, he decided to cast his mana one more time...... Sign it with your own aura!

After Hong Hezhang and Zhao Huanyu and the other four walked out of the department manager's office, they saw a thick layer of books on the open space in the hall, one hundred and eight sets, nine hundred and seventy-two, and nine thousand seven hundred and twenty volumes, all of which were the results of his hard work in the past three years!

Since Hong Hezhang and the demon girl came out, all the editors in the hall couldn't hold back, and they looked at the three of them one after another, and they had no intention of working at all.

They were really shocked by Hong Hezhang, Liu Yunfeng, and Si Yuxi today!

After Hong Hezhang looked at the books on the ground, he turned to look at the editors of ancient and modern Chinese Internet articles, and pointed to a large number of books on the ground that he wanted him to sign a little helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Actually, today, your boss Sister Yu originally wanted to invite me out to dinner." But I didn't expect that before the meal was eaten, she tricked me into coming here to work first. ”

After everyone heard Hong Hezhang's words, they burst into laughter.

Zhao Huanyu, who was standing next to Hong Hezhang, also smiled, smiling with flowers and branches, beautiful and moving!

Hong Hezhang continued to smile and said: "I finally understand a sentence now, there is really no free dinner in the world. If you want to eat, you have to pay the price. ”

The crowd laughed again.

"I've used my mana just now, and my stomach is growling with hunger. In order to be able to go out and fill my stomach quickly, I decided to use my mana one more time. Hong Hezhang said. "Do you have anything else that you want me to sign? Pile them all on top of these books, and I'll do it all at once. ”

When everyone heard that Hong Hezhang was going to use his magic power on the spot, they were all excited.

Some people wait quietly to see a good show......

Some people hurriedly threw out the poster of Hong Hezhang......

Some people hurriedly took off their underwear, took off their underwear, and threw them out......

Cold sweat broke out on Hong Hezhang's forehead, there were too many underwear and underwear that TMD wanted to sign, right? He felt a lot of underwear and underwear flying over his head...... There is a piece of underwear that I don't know whose it is, and its wings are broken while flying, and it falls on his head, he reached out and grabbed it to take a look, and was stunned, whose underwear is this TMD?

"There shouldn't be anything else, right?" Hong Hezhang asked cautiously as he looked at everyone. He was really afraid that some menstrual women would also take out the sanitary napkin that they were putting on the BB, but fortunately this did not happen!

"No more. They answered.

Hong Hezhang nodded, turned around and looked at the pile of miscellaneous things on the ground with a wry smile, it was really colorful!

At this time, the original magnificent and imposing sea of one hundred and eight sets of novels and books has been buried by these underwear and other modern artworks.

Hong Hezhang suddenly condensed, his anger drew dantian, the two fingers of his right hand were together, and he kept swiping and writing his pen name in the void in front of him, as if he was drawing a ghost talisman.

Everyone held their breath and watched intently as Hong Hezhang cast the spell. I saw that Hong and Zhang's hands were always accompanied by a white gas. This white gas suddenly condensed into three white watermark characters in the void:

"Hong He Sheng"

Not three words, to be exact, but one. Because Hong Hezhang is very concise and clear when he writes his pen name, he outlines it in three words, and the strokes and lines are soft and resolute, classical and gorgeous.

"Hmm. Hong Hezhang looked at the "Hong Hesheng" condensed by the white aura in the void, nodded with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "Since you are a star writer, you must have your own star signature." I like this signature. ”

After Hong Hezhang finished speaking, he pointed his fingers, and the big "Hong He Sheng" font in the void suddenly turned into countless small "Hong He Sheng" fonts, and they were thrown into the pile of debris on the ground, as if the soul was possessed, and each small "Hong He Sheng" font corresponded to one thing, which was printed on it.

Everyone was shocked and amazed. Some people can stuff two large goose eggs with their mouths wide open.