Bai Xiaoqi thought that he was going to be beaten, and his whole body tensed up, assuming a defensive posture. Who thought that the devil's claws would bend, he turned directly to Hei Xiaoba, grabbed the defenseless kitten, and pressed it on the newspaper.

"Hurry up! You haven't pulled it yet, have you?" Xin Huohuo pointed at Hei Xiaobadao, "You look a little sinister, what if you turn around and sneak me into a corner?" ”

This reversal is so sudden!

Bai Xiaoqi laughed.

It looks like a dog, lying on its back, kicking its four paws in the air, and purring in its throat.

That's it, I haven't forgotten to use dog language to tease my partner, "Old eight, your treatment is really good, this girl will personally serve you to the toilet." Don't hurry up, I don't know the blessing in the blessing. ”

"Nope. Hei Xiaoba's face was stubborn.

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, but this can never be pulled.

"What's the hypocrisy, this is a normal physiological need, you just start with this girl. ”

"Nope. ”

"You, you just can't let go of your body. Bai Xiaoqi also persuaded bitterly, "To be a god, you must maintain the godhead of God." Now that I'm a cat, I should look like a cat. ”

"Nope. ”

It seemed a little "poopy" just now, but being stared at like this by a woman, how can you get it?!

"It's been thousands of years, when will your awkward personality change? Bai Xiaoqi was helpless.

is also helpless, because no matter how sluggish he is, he can feel the resistance of Hei Xiaoba. Cows can't force their heads if they don't drink water, and cats can't dare to do anything if they don't do that. It's just that she suddenly remembered another question......

"Did you rub the stool on your body? Oh my God, I like it. She glared at Bai Xiaoqi.

"She doesn't want to see my fart, does she?" The smile did not fade, and Bai Xiaoqi was frightened first.

"It's not a flash yet. "Hei Xiaoba's cool reminder.

Bai Xiaoqi bowed his body and was ready to run.

However, Xin Huohuo's eyes were quick, and he grabbed Bai Xiaoqi's tail and pressed him directly to the ground.

The next moment, in the miserable wail of the puppy, the seventh master, who had no ability to resist, was forcibly separated from his hind legs, and the entire part that was inconvenient to describe in words was exposed in broad daylight.

In his ears, it was the joyful voice of the big devil Xin, "It's okay, it's okay, I didn't rub it." Xiao Qi, your ability to defecate is very strong. This is not the end, and at the same time stretched out his index finger and touched the gender characteristics of a person with strong ability, "Are you a man or a woman?" ”

Bai Xiaoqi was ashamed and indignant.

Hei Xiaoba was dumbfounded.

The end of the daze was that he did not escape the clutches of the devil, and in the blink of an eye, the cold eighth master was also mercilessly turned belly up, and was carefully studied.

The conclusion is the same: too young to distinguish between a man and a woman.

Don't!!

The two Mao Ye, who had been poisoned and ravaged, meowed and shouted, and at least 100,000 grass and mud horses galloped and trampled in their hearts, crushing the arrogant dignity of the ground. When Xin Huohuo went out, they were still huddled together and shivering like little pitiful children who depended on each other.

Pure gas!

"When my mana is normal, I can also travel thousands of miles in an instant. Bai Xiaoqi chattered sadly and angrily, "Although the god position is low, in the end, he is a righteous god who has been enshrined, and when he walks in the Three Realms, the immortal boss also gives some face." Regardless of whether you are a human, a ghost, a demon or a demon, as soon as the name of impermanence comes out, who is not frightened?"

"Don't say it. Hei Xiaoba couldn't listen anymore, "Even if it will damage itself by appearing in the daytime, I wanted to break free from the cat's body just now, but ...... "I can't do it at all!"

"We are being molested like this by a human woman today......"

"I'd rather die than say it!"

"Yes, knocking out your teeth and swallowing your stomach, it is necessary to deceive yourself!" Bai Xiaoqi nodded heavily, he had never agreed with his partner's opinion so much.

After being silent for a while, he asked again, "We were all looked at by her, is that ......?"

"It's just the flesh of a sojourning animal. ”

"That being said, the borrowed body is also the body. ”

"Don't forget, the little animals are covered in fur. "From this point of view, it can't be regarded as looking at light.

"The unspeakable is not covered with ......"

"You still say! You still say!" The green tendons on the eighth master's head popped out, and his face turned red, but fortunately there was black fluff to cover it, and he couldn't see it. But why is he, a brother, so confused!

"Okay, I'll shut up, it's all right?" Bai Xiaoqi hung his head frustratedly, but after a while, he couldn't help but ask again, "Then ...... Can you take revenge after manifesting yourself at night?"

"Can't!" Although Hei Xiaoba gritted his teeth with hatred, he categorically refused, "I can only admit it, because her behavior is not meant to be indecent and insulting, let alone intentionally offensive." She's just checking her pet...... Gender only. Those who do not know are not guilty. "The last five words are so difficult to say.

"You must not abuse punishment and divine power for personal vendetta, and I know that. Bai Xiaoqi continued to nod, "But do you want to be so principled, once in a while, no one will know about the regulations of the underworld......

"Law enforcers, don't break the law!"

"Okay, okay, everything is up to you, who made your face black. Bai Xiaoqi completely surrendered.

But it's really getting more and more aggrieved, this time I went out on a business trip, thinking that as usual, I wouldn't go on a business trip. How could he have thought that so many things had happened, and now his self-esteem was still hurt, and he was caught off guard and unforgettable.

"Lao Qi, are you crying?" Seeing the rare silence of his partner, Hei Xiaoba finally realized that something was wrong.

Where it caught his eye, a crystal tear hung on the white fluff under the eyes of the black dog, so aggrieved.

"No! Lao Tzu is upright, never crying!" Bai Xiaoqi stretched out his front paws and destroyed the evidence, "I'm just thinking about the possibility of committing suicide to wash away my innocence!"

It's a pity that no matter how they can't swallow this breath, Xin Huohuo, who is the culprit, has no idea that she is so capable and casually hurts the two immortals. She was also sad because she had made up her mind a moment ago not to spend money indiscriminately, and now she had to visit the pet supply store.

After the cats and dogs of World War II just now, she clearly realized that she still had to buy too many things to support the two Mao masters. They don't eat cat food and dog food, so they have to make their own nutritious food, so they have to buy fresh shrimp, meat, and vegetables. Although she doesn't have a precise recipe, she can just cook them together and add some nutritional paste.

Also, you have to buy a set of corresponding utensils, after all, she doesn't usually fire much. After that, you have to buy cat litter boxes, dog toilets, leashes and other equipment, as well as toiletries. Forget about the cage, her family is too small to open, and she will take them to the pet hospital for examination and immunization in two days......

Do the math, it's a lot of money.