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April 1, 2012. April Fool's Day.

God chose to make four big jokes with "Hong Hezhang" on this day.

The four big jokes are:

【Long drought and rain】

【Acquaintances in a foreign land】

【Candle Night in the Cave Room】

[When the title of the gold list is inscribed]

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South China, Xiamen, Fujian.

Hong Hezhang still lives in a rented room of less than 30 square meters as usual, working hard to conceive the plot and writing books in front of the computer.

Hong Hezhang is an online writer, and like most people, the novels he writes are all on the streets!

However, he did not give up his hobbies and his dreams because of this!

He knows that the style of his novels is a bit biased towards traditional literature, unlike most current online literature, which only seeks to upgrade and practice and pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger - the plot is monotonous and lacks connotation.

Although he knows that his novel style does not conform to the mainstream of online literature, he still insists on using his own style to create novels!

Because he believes in his own ability, he believes that one day, his creative method will gradually become the mainstream of online literature!

His dream is to hope that in the future, "online literature" and "traditional literature" can be combined into one, and a new literature can be accepted by everyone, instead of "online literature" and "traditional literature".

So, with his dreams, he failed again and again, and wrote one novel after another seriously.

He always remembered what his good friend once said to him: "A man is a eunuch, and a book cannot be a eunuch." ”

Therefore, each of his novels, regardless of the good or bad grades, insists on finishing the book.

It's a responsibility to yourself and a responsibility to your readers.

After graduating from university, Hong Hezhang also went to Xiamen to look for a job because his girlfriend worked in Xiamen. I had no choice but to look for a year and still couldn't find my dream job.

In the past year, Hong Hezhang has barely supported himself by relying on the hundreds of yuan he earns from writing books in his spare time every month.

Since he didn't go out to work, Hong Hezhang had to stay in the room to write books, and by the way, he became a "househusband".

It is to help my girlfriend with laundry, cooking, and cleaning the room, and tidy up this small rental house every day, hoping that my girlfriend can have a good mood when she comes back from work, and can eat home-cooked side dishes and fragrant rice cooked by herself.

Life is uneventful, but it's very fulfilling.

Hong Hezhang sometimes feels that he is a coward and cannot give his girlfriend a happy life.

However, since his girlfriend does not dislike herself, and she has never abandoned herself for the past year, then she should work hard to take care of her and repay her.

Although Hong Hezhang has no money, he has a heart.

Usually I can't afford to buy delicacies from the mountains and seas, but the home-cooked side dishes are full of tricks.

As the saying goes, if you want to capture a woman's heart, you must first grab a woman's stomach.

At this point, Hong Hezhang felt that he had done it. And it's done perfectly.

At this time, it was close to noon, Hong Hezhang put down the work at hand, got up from the computer, and prepared to start cooking a hearty lunch for his girlfriend.

He had already gone to the vegetable market this morning to buy green beans, cabbage, yellow croaker, eggs, and tomatoes in advance, and was going to use these ingredients to make a few dishes that he was best at and his girlfriend usually liked to eat at noon.

After about a meal, Hong Hezhang has basically served the three dishes and one soup of "stir-fried green beans", "vinegared cabbage", "steamed yellow croaker" and "tomato egg soup"!

Hong Hezhang looked at the fruits of labor on the table, sniffed with a greedy face, then drank a mouthful of soup, and used chopsticks to pick up a green bean, a cabbage, and a piece of yellow croaker and put them into his mouth one by one to chew and taste, with an endless aftertaste on his expression.

While eating, Hong Hezhang closed his eyes, smiled from ear to ear, and said proudly: "Steamed, stir-fried, vinegared, boiled, yellow croaker, green beans, cabbage, tomatoes, this is really full of color, flavor! Hong Hezhang, Hong Hezhang, if you don't want to be a chef, it's a loss for the country and the people!"

Just when Hong Hezhang was self-absorbed, the door of the room suddenly rang.

Boom......

Boom......

Hong Hezhang knows that his girlfriend is back from work!

He is such a meticulous man, and he can always control the time very accurately.

Hong Hezhang wore a pair of small shorts and ran to open the door, then stepped aside, looked at his girlfriend, made a very gentlemanly gesture of invitation, and said with a smile: "Wife, welcome!"

Hong Hezhang's girlfriend's name is Zhong Xiaofang.

[Zhong, love for a lifetime]

[Small, small and exquisite]

【Fang, Fanghua Peerless】

This is the interpretation that Hong Hezhang once gave to his girlfriend's name.

For this interpretation, Zhong Xiaofang, who is as famous as her name, deserves it.

Zhong Xiaofang is a university alumnus of Hong Hezhang and his senior sister, majoring in tourism. Hong Hezhang is a computer animation major. The acquaintance of the two originated from a tea ceremony held by the school.

When Hong Hezhang was a freshman, he had always been obsessed with the girl who had been secretly in love with him for a long time in high school and has now parted ways.

One day, the tourism association held a tea ceremony, and Hong Hezhang happened to be bored and went to participate.

When he sat in the multimedia lecture hall and condescendingly saw a row of girls wearing red cheongsams walking into the door one after another, sitting in front of the classroom for a tea ceremony, he was instantly stunned!

Because he saw that one of the women was simply breathtakingly beautiful.

Is this a goddess?

Is this a fairy?

No, she's human, she's a real person!

At that time, two figures flashed in Hong Hezhang's minds.

One is Liu Yifei's figure.

One is Zhao Liying's figure.

And Liu Yifei and Zhao Liying happen to be Hong Hezhang's favorite and most admired female stars, at this time, the two of them have two faces blended together, and they have become the fairy woman wearing a red cheongsam - Zhong Xiaofang.

Hong Hezhang was stupid when he saw it!

I didn't expect there to be such a beautiful woman in the world!

Hong Hezhang fell in love with her at first sight!

From then on, I thought about it day and night, and forgot to sleep and eat.

He had never dared to confess to the girl he liked before, but the stuffiness that was suppressed in his heart exploded instantly, and he finally vented to this fairy woman......

[I love tea more than Buddha]

[Love is infatuation]

【Small cup and plate full of fairy dew】

[Fragrance lingers on me]

This is a hidden poem that Hong Hezhang once wrote for Zhong Xiaofang when he pursued her: "Love and Love"