"Erchen will give you a massage!" Climbing the stairs, Li Chengxiu smiled at the queen, his face full of flattery and grievance. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info ――Why don't you just press the mo, why do you react so much?

"Press, massage?" The queen's eyes widened and she looked at Li Chengxiu in disbelief.

"yes." Li Chengxiu nodded heavily.

"Press what?" The queen asked confusedly, with vigilance in her eyes.

"Press what?" Lee Sung-so was stunned.

No way? She, the queen mother-in-law, is so uneducated? Don't know what a massage is? What a contempt! However, no matter how much you despise others, you are also a queen, and no matter how much you despise others, you are also a mother-in-law, and you despise ...... Forget it, I still despise her Li Chengxiu herself, who told her to beg for a living under other people's hands?

So, Li Chengxiu had to patiently popularize science for the queen's mother-in-law, no, it was literacy.

"Massage is to use the hands on the human body in accordance with the meridians, positions, pushing, holding, lifting, pinching, kneading, pressing, patting and other techniques, in order to achieve the effect of dredging the meridians, promoting qi and blood, helping the injured and relieving pain, dispelling evil and supporting the right, and reconciling yin and yang.

"Really?" Hearing Li Chengxiu say this, the queen's eyes flashed.

Well, of course, yes, but ......

Li Chengxiu laughed dryly: "It can indeed achieve such an effect, but Erchen only knows its fur ......"

As soon as she obeyed, the queen's interest suddenly came to naught: "No need! ”

"Don't use it differently!"

Seeing that the queen's eyes were closed again, Li Chengxiu was in a hurry, and it was easy to open the deadlock, how could he let it waste halfway? After a few steps to the top of the steps, Li Chengxiu stretched out his hand and walked towards the queen: "Queen Mother, you try it first, you will know if you try, although Erchen only knows its fur, but the technique is also very good." ”

"What? What are you doing? The queen stepped back in fright.

"You try ......, try it and you'll know that what Erchen said is true." Lee Sung-so worked tirelessly to approach the empress.

"Presumptuous!" The queen was furious.

"The queen mother has wronged her son, and her son is really filial!" Li Chengxiu stretched out his slender jade fingers and began to prepare for the activities. "The queen mother, this is called finger pressure movement, ten fingers against each other, hanging in the middle, and squeezing both hands inward...... It's like this, one-two-three-four, two-two-three-four......"

“……”

At this moment, the queen's mood is very complicated, that is, the joy of revenge and success, and a trace of guilt...... God can see pity, she doesn't want to see Wudan, she doesn't want him to have a daughter-in-law who helps him, but she really didn't deliberately find him an idiot daughter-in-law!

"Okay, Erchen's fingers are moving, and I can give you a massage."

Li Chengxiu's voice sounded again, but the queen didn't hear it, and she was still in a contradictory mood and couldn't extricate herself, until a gentle touch fell on her shoulder, and she gently kneaded and kneaded it in the shoulder socket, which was so comfortable......

Wrong!

The queen was suddenly startled, turned around suddenly, and saw that Li Chengxiu didn't know when he was in his hands, and his hands were half raised forward in a grasping shape.

"What are you doing?" The queen looked at Li Chengxiu and asked in surprise.

"Erchen will give you a massage!" Li Chengxiu looked at the queen aggrievedly, how can he say that he will turn his face?

"Who told you to touch the main palace?" The queen asked sharply.

"The Queen Mother." Glancing at His Royal Highness's palace people, Li Chengxiu's eyes were full of tears, and he looked at the queen pitifully.

The queen was furious, and pointed her sword at the bottom of the stairs: "Get out of the palace!" ”

Glancing at His Royal Highness, the tears in Li Chengxiu's eyes suddenly welled up.

Some of His Royal Highness's palace people gloated, some couldn't bear it, some were indifferent, and some ridiculed...... But it doesn't matter, what is face? How much is it worth? Even if it's worth a lot of money, can it be worth more than a life? -- This staircase is five or six steps high, and if you roll down like this, you have to fall to your death!

"You're going to fall to your death." Li Chengxiu looked at the queen with tears in her eyes.

The queen was furious, and a word popped out from between her teeth: "Get out!" ”

It's a decision to kill her!

At this moment, Li Chengxiu is extremely remorseful, he should not take the words of his friends in his previous life as a deaf ear, how far away is a creature like his mother-in-law! When my brain is pumped, I will think of trying to please her. What's more, this mother-in-law is only a nominal mother-in-law, and people still have hatred for her serious mother-in-law!

It's really a brain pump!

Li Chengxiu was so remorseful that he couldn't wait to slap himself twice.

However, no matter how remorseful it is, what's the use of slapping your face into Zhu Bajie?

"Hongu will tell you again, get out! If you don't get out, this palace will cure you for the crime of disrespect! The queen yelled angrily at Li Chengxiu.

What a wicked old witch!

Don't let her get her wish!

Lee Sung-so wiped away a handful of tears and began to look around the house, then set his eyes on the Persian carpet under the queen's seat......

Okay, that's it.

Watching Li Chengxiu pick up the incense burner next to the bookcase and gently put it in the corner of the wall, and carefully picked up the bookcase on the bookcase and put it in the corner, then rolled up his sleeves, squatted and walked to hold up the bookcase with both hands, everyone couldn't help but widen their eyes and open their mouths.

"What are you doing?" The queen looked at Li Chengxiu in amazement and lifted the bookcase.

Li Chengxiu ignored the queen, just hugged the bookcase and gently placed it in the corner.

Then, the queen saw Li Chengxiu lying down on one end of the Persian carpet that was originally pressed under the bookcase, then grabbed one end with her hands and one end with her feet, and then twisted her body, and in a blink of an eye, the whole thing was wrapped in the carpet.

Before I could figure out what it was, I saw the round carpet roll down the stairs again......

Tom tom, there was a muffled sound, and the carpet tightly wrapped around Li Chengxiu rolled down the steps, and then dispersed, Li Chengxiu got up from the ground with a grunt, patted his shirt, and waved towards the queen: "The son obeyed the mother's will......"

“……”

Everyone was dumbfounded, and they all felt that their brains were not enough.

Looking at Queen Muran's expression, Li Chengxiu frowned: "Are you not satisfied, Queen Mother?" Sons roll again? ”

The queen nodded dumbfounded.

"Okay, Erchen will roll again, this time I must try to make the 'rolling' as perfect as possible." Li Chengxiu sighed helplessly.

Dragging the carpet, Li Chengxiu went up the steps, spread the carpet on the steps smoothly, and then repeated the action just now.

Guroku, Guroku......

Tom tom tom ......

Li Chengxiu got up from the ground again and saluted the queen with a fist: "Is the queen mother satisfied?" ”

"You, you......" The queen's eyes widened and she stammered, still not very satisfied.

"Are you still not satisfied?" Li Chengxiu looked at the queen with tears, and then sighed dejectedly: "Alas! again. "Dragging the carpet listlessly up the steps again.