Chapter 217: Officialdom is like a melting pot

Wei Dahai received a notice that the civil service examination had been admitted, and he was assigned to work in the Shuyang District Government, and reported within three days, this qiē was the credit of Li Jinghe, and it was impossible to be admitted without his activities, and he was very grateful, in order to express his gratitude, he invited Zhou Jun and Li Jinghe to a banquet at the Tiandu Hotel, Wei Dahai said many words of thanks, Li Jinghe just smiled and didn't say anything.

"Dahai, without the help of President Li, you would never have been admitted, let alone assigned to work in the district government, this great kindness will never be forgotten for a lifetime. Zhou Jun said.

"That's natural, my dad and mom are very grateful, let me thank you very much. Wei Dahai said.

"It's all between buddies, you can't say polite words, if you have anything to do at work in the future, you can directly find me, and I will definitely find a way to help you do it." Li Jinghe said.

"Then I thank my eldest brother, not much to say is in the wine, I toast the eldest brother with a glass of wine. Wei Dahai took the wine glass and drank it all.

"After going to work, you must be flexible, don't just bury your head and work stupidly, the district government is a place where heroes gather, and you can't do it without any real skills, otherwise you won't be able to make a difference." Zhou Jun said.

As the saying goes, the casino is like a big dye vat, gentlemen will be colored, officialdom is like a melting pot, gold will also be melted, love is like a decisive battlefield, you fight to the death, the shopping mall is a big battlefield, family and friendship can be thrown. Especially in officialdom, it is not easy to mix up an appearance, and it requires a certain amount of scheming, not only the spirit of hard work, but also the appearance of the face to figure out the intentions of the leader, and find a way to please the leader, so that you can have a bright future. There are subcouplets that are well written. Uplink means you can do it. You can do it, you can't do it, the next link is to say no, it won't work, it can't work, and the horizontal criticism is not acceptable.

There is a text message that is well told, although it is a joke, but it also reflects a certain phenomenon in reality. That's leadership

The requirement is our pursuit, the leader's temper is our blessing, the leader's encouragement is our motivation, the leader's idea is our practice, the leader's alcohol is our guts, the leader's expression is our mood, the leader's hobby is our hobby, the leader's intention is our direction, the leader's Xiaomi is our secret, and the leader's lover is our relatives.

If the leader didn't come, I came first. Let's see who sits on the rostrum, and I'll talk first if the leader doesn't speak. Pat the microphone or not, I applaud when the leader speaks, driving the audience to resound, I will taste the leader when he eats, see if the food is cold, I will block the leader when he drinks, and vow to dedicate his life to the party, I will stand guard when the leader sleeps, and I will not talk about who he sleeps with.

If you want to be an official, you must have a dual personality, you must be able to be a master and be able to pretend to be a grandson, you can put on a good stand with your subordinates, and you can't be too cheeky when you are on top, and you can't pretend to be a grandson with a coquettish face, in short, as long as you can make your superiors happy, you shouldn't frown at what you do. If you don't make the top happy, you won't be happy, so although everyone scolds the formalism of face engineering, the people in power are still keen to do it, just because the top likes it. To borrow the famous words of a brother who took his wife to open an official road for himself: Today one person put a green hat on me, and tomorrow I will wear one for each of the other ten people, and it still earns, if there is no wife as a paving stone for him, there may not be a day in this life.

It is difficult for people who often study their work seriously to be officials, at least not to be big officials, because people's energy is always limited, and if you use your limited life for work, you will definitely have less time to ponder about your career, so it will be difficult to be promoted, so it is better to study the relationship than to study the work, and the material for really being an official is to think about who to win over all day long, who to suppress and who to suppress, and you have to think about all aspects of the relationship when you sleep in bed. That's the end, at most you can be a small section-level cadre, and if you want to go up, there's no fun.

Anyone who is an official can say it with his mouth and sing it in a high-profile manner, and each one sings better than the other, but everyone understands that if you really do it according to those high-profile actions, you will have to get out if you can't do it for even three days, so the standards of the two must not be the same. No matter how many high-profile songs were sung at the meeting, what to do in private was as bright as a mirror in everyone's hearts. Treating subordinates, treating others, and treating the masses is the standard in the book, the system, and the law, and treating oneself and treating one's boss are all kinds of unspoken rules.

"It seems that you have a thorough understanding of officialdom. Li Jinghe said.

"It's not that I've figured it out, it's the reality that forces me to ponder, I'm a businessman, and I've experienced a lot of things, although I'm a little reluctant to do it, otherwise I can't even drink the northwest wind. Zhou Jun said.

"Even if you understand the unspoken rules of officialdom, with your current strength, you can be an official, why bother to be a businessman, as the saying goes, no business is not treacherous, and you don't have a good reputation. Li Jinghe said with a smile.

"People have their own aspirations, just like the sea, they are not interested in business, they always want to mix in politics, and I don't want to mix in officialdom, I really can't stand the stimulation, I don't have to be alone and unconstrained like I am now, as long as I have money in my hands, I can live freely and comfortably. Zhou Jun said.

"I just joined the work, and I still don't know anything about things in society, and I hope that the two big brothers will give me more guidance. Wei Dahai said.

"Pointing can't be talked about, if you want to mix well in the officialdom, it's not easy to mix without acquaintances, it's not easy to mix without popularity, it's not good to mix without ability, and it's not good to be able to speak, the work in officialdom is easy, but interpersonal relationships are the opposite, in short, tiredness is a common problem for most people in officialdom, you can do it without being scolded, or if you are scolded very little, it means that you are very successful, but there is one point, as long as you have money, it is easy to mix. Zhou Jun said.

"Talk less, express your personal opinions, especially if you feel unique and different from others, you feel that you are smart and correct, you can communicate with your superiors in private, and you must not do it yourself, you should be able to experience it when you work in the government in the future, the so-called decree is good, decision-making is good, often not to listen to whom, whose most is fast and good, but the psychology of the leader, what he likes and hates, what to consult the leader, let the leader know that you respect him and attach himself to him. Li Jinghe said.

"To tell you the truth, you are now a slave in the past, the official is the master, as a minion, you can eat, drink and pat on the back, you have the ability but don't be too public, do things with one eye open and one eye closed, look at the eyes of the official and act, even if it is an official fart, even if it stinks, you must think that it is fragrant, only in this way will the official like you, and will slowly become a master. Zhou Jun said.

The most successful example of a slave becoming a master in history should be Gao Yu and He Shen, Gao Yu's original name was Gao Yu, who was originally a scoundrel and a hooligan in Tokyo, who had nothing to do but play ball. happened to meet a leader who also likes to play football, so he did what he liked, and played football with good leaders all day long, so he became a captain and mastered the power of life and death. He Shen failed in the scientific examination, so he had to be a guard of Luan Yiwei, because he was good at observing words and flattering aunts, and could please the emperor, so in only four years, he was promoted to the Minister of Military Aircraft and the Minister of Internal Affairs.

"If there is anything to ask your brother Zhou for more things in the future, he is the oil residue on the pot table has been refined, you see how beautiful he is now, it can be said that the wind wants the wind to rain and the rain, even I admire it so much. Li Jinghe said.

"I'm a fart, compared with those big-name people, I'm just a drizzle, their level is much higher than mine, they can influence some high-ranking officials, listen to their words, obey their words, money pours into their pockets like flowing water, it can be said that they are making money every day, and I have to admire their IQ. Zhou Jun said.

"Brother Zhou, this is a kind word, it can be called eight-sided and exquisite, and it is sleek, which makes people look strange. Li Jinghe said.

"Since you want to mix in officialdom, you have to know the laws of officialdom. Zhou Jun said.

"What is the law of officialdom?" Wei Dahai asked. He was intrigued, a new term that he hadn't heard of before.

"What I'm talking about is just a small aspect, and there are many other things, just to teach you a few things. Zhou Jun said.

The first law of officialdom is that all the requirements of the leader must be done, and the process of handling is related to his level, the second law of officialdom is that you cannot do without the basic skills of work, and the third law of officialdom is that you cannot rely only on the basic skills of work, and the relationship between people is intuitive and important. Now if you want to be happy and happy in the officialdom, you must remember four points: First, you must not offend the superior leaders, and you must do everything you can to please the leaders, because only in this way when you have problems, the leaders will give you a pocket and protect you. Second, it is okay to accumulate wealth and corruption, but you must not offend the rich, who often have the same leg as the officials, and they are too fat to wear a pair of pants, and they want to stick together. If you offend him as an official, he will find a way to spread your ugly and evil deeds, and now those who are in power have the handle in the hands of these people, which may have a very bad impact on your political future, and the so-called collusion between officials and businessmen is the best result. Third, to be low-key, to be too public, is tantamount to finding trouble for yourself, peace of mind is unaware of the greed, just collect points, it doesn't matter if you have a few lovers, as long as you are not too public, generally no one cares about these, now there are too many such things, which official is not three wives and four concubines, it is not strange, so as not to become a bird. Fourth, occasionally do something good for the people, and do enough superficial articles, so as to leave a good impression on the people. Keep in mind the above points to ensure that you will rise to the top and be promoted to a wealthy position. (To be continued......)