Chapter 125: Escape
Shumin planned to escape seven or eight times along the way, and each time she was caught by Zhao Wenjie, she gradually realized that the so-called best time to escape was just deliberate by these people, in order to have some fun for herself during the journey.
"Do you think it's fun to play tricks on people?!" After escaping for the ninth time, Shu Min pinched his nose and hid in the hotel's bucket, intending to be transported out of the city like this, who knew that Zhao Wenjie and they had already been guarding the city gate.
"I think it's quite interesting, what about you?" Zhao peeled a peanut, lay on the large chair in front of the city gate, raised his eyes and asked Yuwen behind him if there was a scar.
"It's so funny, you actually hide in the trash can, don't you think it stinks?" Scar said with a look of disgust as he pinched his nose.
Shumin had vegetable leaves on his head, and there was a rancid smell of water on his body, and he glared at them viciously, and cursed them infinitely with a circle in his heart.
"You have been following me all along, why did you only show up now!" If she had known from the beginning that she had fallen into Zhao Wenjie's calculations again, she would not have jumped into the water!
"Show up so early, how can there be a joke!" Hahahaha
"The last time you hid in the straw, this time you hid in the water, and next time you want to hide in the night fragrance, I'm looking forward to it!"
You're hiding in the night incense!!
"If you really hide in the night incense, we will really turn a blind eye and let you pass, do you want to try?"
Laugh, laugh, I curse you for your jaws dropping. Shumin approached the three of them with her skirt in her hand.
"Hey, dead woman, don't come here, it stinks!" Seeing her approaching, Yuwen immediately covered his nose with his sleeve and said.
"The stink of the lone is not as good as the stink of the others, you have to stink with me after watching my jokes for so long!"
"Don't, stinky woman, stay away from us!" the three of them were like enemies.
"That's boring, I'm not dry yet, borrow your cloak and wipe it. Shumin chased after them, laughing behind them, with a vengeful pleasure.
"Ah, you stinky woman!" Shu Min doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, whoever he catches will be rubbed on whom, Yuwen was scarred and Zhao calculated, and one accidentally fell into Shumin's clutches.
"Alas, there is no soap, no matter how you wash it, you feel a smell on your body!" Shumin asked for a lot of hot water in the hotel, put a lot of flower petals, and washed it many times, but he didn't wash away the smell.
When she came out of the shower, she noticed a white men's outfit on the table. It is still brocade flooring.
"Do you want me to pretend to be a man this time?" Shu Min changed without thinking about it, and along the way, every time they went to a town, Zhao Wenjie and they would change their looks. Whoever tries to track them down will end up with no trace! Shumin had tried to leave some markers or clues to prove himself, but he would always be caught by them. She is now resigned to her fate, no matter what, she can see that Zhao Wenjie has no intention of embarrassing her.
But that guy seems to have a soft spot for brocade, and every garment has this texture.
She put on her clothes, tied her hair on the top of her head, and fixed it with a headband, looking from afar, she really looked like a rich man's son.
If you add a fan, it's even more like. Shumin muttered to himself in the mirror.
"I'll go out later, and I'll buy a fan!"
It's almost eighteen now, and many towns have added markets, and the city is full of people these days.
"Hui'er, they're okay, it's about to be the New Year, what will they do?" Looking at the crowd outside, Shumin was very worried about the children at home.
"Hey, we're leaving. When Zhao Wenjie entered the house, he saw a pretty-looking boy, and he couldn't help but pause, thinking that he had picked out this dress by himself, he touched his nose in embarrassment.
"Hmm. Shu Min stood with his hands in his hands, raised his eyes and glanced at Zhao, and found that he was still dressed as a rich businessman, so he bowed to him with his hand, "Obey, Father!"
"Hahaha. Scar was about to laugh, so he was shocked by Zhao Wenjie, so he had to keep his mouth shut.
"Call big brother!" Zhao Wenjie's face was a little ugly, am I that old?
It may be that women are born with small bones, and after pretending to be a man, Shumin's appearance looks like he is only fifteen or sixteen years old at most, while Zhao Wenjie is in his early thirties, and it is normal to have a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child.
"No, no. Since you want to pretend, you have to pretend to be like, how can there be a big brother like you like me?"
"Then you can have a father like me?" Zhao Wenjie's face darkened, and he would no longer dress up as a man for her in the future!
"I follow my mother. Shumin said with his head tilted
"Well, then let's call Father. Zhao Wenjie rarely compromised. Shumin was overjoyed, it was not easy to make this guy compromise, she looked at the outfit, and the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became.
"Master, young master, there are too many people in the market, the carriage can't go, let's get on the carriage in addition to the city gate" Scar and Yuwen have never gotten rid of the fate of being subordinates, and along the way, they have become familiar with this role.
"Then let's go and buy me another fan by the way!" Shu Min didn't wait for Zhao to speak, he waved his hand, leaned behind his back, and walked in front of the man.
"Fan?" Scar
"Fan?" Yuwen
"No rules, I'm your son, come back to me!" Zhao Wenjie.
"Come and see, come and see, the daughter outside the clerk is throwing hydrangeas on the city gate to recruit a son-in-law" In the bazaar, someone shouted.
"Throwing hydrangeas to recruit sons-in-law?" This is a new thing, and the big guys, men and women, young and old, are crowding towards the city gate.
"Wow, what's going on, so many people. Shumin was picking a fan at a vendor's stall when suddenly the crowd rushed and almost broke them up.
"You don't know, wow, the only daughter outside the clerk wants to throw a hydrangea to recruit a son-in-law, if you want to buy this son, hurry up, don't delay me to get married!" said the vendor as he cleaned up the stall, and he also wanted to try his luck.
"Wow, uncle, you have a beard, go too?!" Shumin looked at him in surprise, feeling a little sympathetic to that young lady in his heart, if he was unlucky and really hit such a hit, could he also obediently worship the church?
The peddler glanced at Shumin, snatched the fan in her hand, and chased after her with the cart. For fear of falling behind others.
"Hey, I'm going to buy it again. Shumin muttered, at this time, there are not many people selling fans on the street.
"I can't buy a fan, let's go!" Zhao Wenjie couldn't help but say, pulling Shumin and striding forward.
Shumin's eyes rolled, thinking to himself, in the past, they deliberately exposed flaws to lure me into the game, so I couldn't escape, but now that this place is crowded, a "accidentally" separated from them, they shouldn't be so easy to find me.
"You won't be thinking about running away again, will you?" Zhao Wenjie seemed to see something, and said gloomily behind him. Originally, he was going to be the eldest brother, but he was called a father by Shumin, and he was feeling aggrieved in his heart.
"Where, where. It's just that this hydrangea is also very good-looking. Why don't we go and have some fun, you can marry a stepmother for me." Shu Min has been fighting wits and courage with Zhao and them in the past two days, and unconsciously thickened his face a lot, and his face is not red and his heart is not beating when he tells lies.
"No, I don't. The corners of Zhao Wenjie's eyes twitched, what a mess.
"Yuwen, why don't you try it? That young lady must like a little white face like you. Yuwen's face was full of black lines, thinking that no matter how white I am, I am not as white as you.
Shumin looked at Scar again, uh, Scar forget it, we can't harm other people's daughters.
Scar saw Shumin looking at him, thinking that she would say something too, but who knew that with just one glance, she looked away, and her heart was suddenly full of inwardness. Before we broke the phase, we were also very handsome, okay. Otherwise, Xiao Tao can follow me for so many years!
At this time, there were more and more people, and Shumin and the others were almost pushed forward by the crowd. After a while, Yuwen and Scar were dispersed by the crowd, jumping to look at their side. Shu Min glanced at it, what a good opportunity, but Zhao Wenjie's hand kept grabbing him.
"Dad, don't worry, the child will definitely bring you a daughter-in-law back!" she took the opportunity to pick Zhao Wenjie's fingers.
Zhao Wenjie glared at her fiercely, "You dare"
"Hurry up and prepare the dowry, I'll help you take this daughter-in-law!" Shu Min ignored his warning in his eyes, and finally broke his fingers, scurried left and right, and disappeared into the sea of people!
"Head, did she run again?" Finally, Yuwen and Scar squeezed to Zhao's side and looked at him with some sympathy.
If she runs away this time, it won't be easy to find!
"She doesn't want to escape from my Five Finger Mountain!" Zhao Wenjie's face was as dark as a door god. After he finished speaking, he performed light skills, stepped on the head, jumped a few leaps, jumped onto the roof of the restaurant next to him, and opened his eyes wide to find the thin figure.
Scar and Yuwen didn't dare to be ambiguous, they each found different directions, jumped on the roof, and helped Zhao Wenjie find it together.
Although it was not clear why Tou had to kidnap a woman and make a detour to Beijing, they knew very well how nervous Tou was about this woman.
Shu Min rushed into the crowd, hunched over, and drilled through the gaps, she was small, and she bent over, stunned that no matter how good Zhao Wenjie's eyes were, they couldn't find her. It's just that this brocade robe is too dazzling, if you can change clothes, it will be perfect.
"Ouch, you're stepping on me. A young man in gray clothes was stepped on by Shumin and bent down in pain.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Shumin quickly apologized.
"Just say I'm sorry, you let me step on two feet?" the young man was a little grumpy.
"I don't have any money with me, or I'll give you my coat, it's a fine brocade, brocade, you know?" said Shu Min.
"You gave me this coat, what are you wearing?" the young man's eyes lit up when she heard her say that she would give him the coat as a gift of reparation. He had heard of brocade, but he hadn't touched it, so he didn't know how, but the material of Shumin's clothes was really good, even if it wasn't brocade, it wasn't much worse.
"I'll give you the clothes, and give me your coat, okay?" Shu Min saw that his heart was moved, and hurriedly said.
"Done. ”
The crowd was crowded, and the two of them quickly exchanged coats.
The young man's coat is a little torn, and there are some patches on it, but it's still clean, probably because it was specially changed in a hurry, Shumin put on this torn and inconspicuous coat, and his eyes were crooked with a smile. (To be continued.) )