102: Not funny joke
The skeleton formed by the condensation of corpse qi was incomparably terrifying. However, compared to the dark battle body condensed by dark matter, it is dwarfed by the time. In an instant, the demon skeleton fought head-on, and an earth-shattering earthquake erupted. The entire Wanhuafang, and even the entire West Lake, seem to be in turmoil!
The sound was still in his ears, and the dark battle body suddenly opened its bloody mouth, and unceremoniously bit the corpse skeleton, and the upper and lower rows of fangs held the skeleton hard, and took a hard bit! A large cloud of dark green fishy corpse gas then flooded like a flood, and at the same time swept away in all directions.
"It's not good, it's corpse gas!"
Zhang Xuanjing witnessed this scene with his own eyes, and the pupils of his eyes immediately contracted violently, and he blurted out: "The corpse qi contains poison! Everyone hold your breath and hide as far away as possible." Otherwise, it's too late!"
Before he could finish speaking, Zhai Fei screamed "offended" in surprise. grabbed Yan Donglou by the collar and led him back far away until the edge of the ship. Zhang Xuanjing, along with the other two attachés, also hurriedly dodged. One of them moved a little slower by half a minute, and the back of his hand was slightly stained with corpse gas. Screamed on the spot.
The crowd looked intently, and saw that the attaché's entire right hand had turned a miserable green and was rapidly festering. The wound continued to "gurgle and goo~" gushing out foul-smelling yellow water, and the person wanted to vomit. There is a faint green line that spreads upwards along the arm.
Zhang Xuanjing exclaimed: "Oh no! This is zombie poison! Once the green line crosses the shoulder well point on the shoulder, it will attack the heart directly." When the time comes, the corpse poison will be in the heart, and the immortals will be difficult to save!"
The poisoned attaché was so heartbroken that he cried out in a lost voice: "Heavenly Master, save me, save ...... Ah~~"
The call was not yet finished, and it suddenly stopped. But Zhai Fei couldn't help but say, pulled out a single knife from the waist of another attaché, slashed it down, and cut off the entire arm of the poisoned attaché on the spot. The attaché fainted to death in pain on the spot. Half of his arms fell to the ground, and were quickly eroded by the corpse poison, turning into a large pool of yellow, yellow, green and green pus.
Zhai Fei threw down the knife in shock, shot like the wind, and connected several acupoints on the attaché's body to stop the bleeding for him. The continuous movement is so fast that people are dazzled. In the blink of an eye, it has been done in one go.
Zhang Xuanjing, Zhai Feijing and others were shocked by all kinds of movements, but they did not enter the eyes of Cheng Li and Yan Fang.
The corpse qi itself is related to the heart of the words. The skeleton was bitten through, and Yan Fangda was also struck by lightning, and the corpse shook violently. The original momentum of taking off and killing in the air was never interrupted at the time of landing, and it was unsustainable. Involuntarily, it fell in the air.
"Click~~"
The dark battle body dispersed at the same time, but it was scattered but not collapsed, and quickly transformed into a large net of thousands of threads, and the words reached the net squarely. Mao Zhuang, who had almost lost most of his senses, instinctively sensed that something was wrong, and roared wildly and struggled desperately, the strength was so great that the entire dark matter net trembled again and again, as if it could be broken at any time.
But the role of the dark matter network was originally just to buy a moment for Cheng Li. There is no doubt that this goal has now been successfully achieved.
Cheng Li, who was holding both hands flat and "Ba-Lei-Te-Sniper-Shot-Gun", looked at the zombie head in the scope that had completely coincided with the red cross in the mirror, the corners of his mouth were slightly pulled, revealing a calm and cruel smile, and then his index finger was gently pressed downward.
"Woo~"
The whole filthy, ugly, hairy zombie head disappeared out of thin air, completely evaporating from the world. The remaining headless corpses twitched twice, and just hung on the dark matter net, never moving again.
There is nothing wrong with the legend. Xuan * Hua, who absorbed the moon, pushed the zombie legs to the highest level, and incarnated into "Mao Zhuang" Yan Fangda, which is true, has transformed into a copper skin and iron bones. No matter whether it was slashing with a knife or an axe, flooding or fire, it would be difficult to cause him any major damage. But......
Before the use of the "Bar-Ray-T-Sniper-Gun", even a tank tank armed with special steel would still be pierced with a single shot. A mere flesh and blood, no matter how steel and iron it is......
It's just a joke.
I am very happy with my results. Cheng Li put down Ba-Lei-Te, and the handle of the gun was lightly slammed under his feet, making a soft sound of "Tu~". The thousands of black gas threads that formed the large net immediately contracted and were withdrawn in response. In an instant, the net was gone. Only a headless corpse covered in black hair remained, and "crackling~" fell to the ground.
No, it's not the ground, it's the roof of the ship's building. Although the slope of the roof of the ship building is not large, it is still in the shape of a "person". Living people stand on it, naturally it doesn't matter. But a headless corpse couldn't hold it at all. At the moment, this headless zombie "purr~" rolled along the slope of the roof, impartially, and just rolled towards Yan Donglou's side.
Yan Donglou suddenly saw a headless zombie rolling towards him, screamed on the spot, and jumped up subconsciously. But his feet were weak, and he fell backwards involuntarily. You know, the place where he was standing was already the edge of the roof, and as soon as he fell backwards like this, he immediately took off with his whole body and fell to the deck.
The building of Wanhuafang has a total of five storeys. If you fall at such a height, the consequences can be big or small. In the most serious case, it is entirely possible to fall to death. Even if you don't die by luck, at least break a bone or two. This hardship is not small.
Fortunately, Yan Donglou was not standing alone. At the last moment, Zhai Fei reached out in time, grabbed Yan Donglou, and pulled him back. This averted a tragedy.
Yan Donglou's face was pale and he looked frightened. He grabbed Zhai Fei's arm hard and gasped for air. For a moment, it looked very embarrassed. Suddenly, seeing the headless zombie moving towards him again, Xiao Zai was trembling again, and subconsciously jumped up and screamed, "Don't come! Don't come!"
Zhai Fei was shocked and strengthened his fingers, grabbing the little prime minister like a mainstay. Ning said: "Cheng Shao, if you are joking, you must have a degree." If it's too much, it's not funny. ”
Cheng Li held Barre-Tet in his right hand and nodded: "Is it a joke? Yes, it's really just a joke." But I'm not playing this joke on you. How about Lord Yan, do you think this joke is funny?"
Yan Donglou froze, and his face turned iron-blue. Gritted his teeth and said, "Haha, it's funny, it's really funny." Cheng Shao's witty words, this joke is really good. ”
Cheng Li said lightly: "It's good if Lord Yan likes it." Then this joke should be regarded as a return gift from an adult. As for the woman from the Franc machine, I took it. The spring night is short, so I won't accompany the adults in the next day. Lord Yan, please. ”
Yan Donglou was stunned, and finally understood for a long time that Cheng Li was chasing customers. You must know that today's dinner was originally hosted by Yan Donglou himself. Now the host is being chased away by the guests?
But no matter how big this joke is, now Yan Donglou can only swallow it alive. He took a deep breath and didn't even bother to say a word. He said in a deep voice: "Xuan Jing, Fei Jing, let's go." ”
The two of them each agreed, grabbed Yan Donglou's arm respectively, jumped out of the ship, floated lightly on the deck, and then boarded a small boat to pick up guests. In a moment, the dinghy was gone, and it was no longer visible.
Cheng Li sneered, put away Barre-Te, and jumped down again from the hole in the roof of the shipbuilding. I saw it in the empty flower hall. Yan Niang was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, spinning around. Suddenly seeing Cheng Li coming back, she couldn't help but be overjoyed, and hurriedly greeted her and asked, "Cheng Shao, how is it? You're not injured, are you?"
Cheng Li waved his hand and said, "It's just a weird thing that doesn't have people and ghosts, it's nothing." It's Yan Niang, even you have been damaged here again. ”
Yan Niang took Cheng Li's hand, looked up and down, back and forth for a long time, and confirmed that she was really not injured, then she put down her heart and said, "It's okay if people are fine." It's not a big deal if the ship is broken, Lord Yan has already paid enough silver taels for this treat. Not to mention repairing the ship, even if you buy the whole ship, it is enough. ”
Cheng Li nodded: "During this time, there will be chaos in Hangzhou City." Don't do business for now. Let's get out of the limelight for now. If you don't have a place to stay ashore, I can help you contact Boss Le. ”
Yan Niang smiled and shook her head: "This is not necessary." Although we do business on the water, we actually have a place to live on the shore. Since Cheng Shao said that you should not open in the next few days, then let's take the opportunity to rest for a few days. But how long is it going to be off?"
Cheng Li comforted: "Don't worry, in a few days at most, everything will have a result." ”
Yan Niang breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly smiled again: "Speaking of results, Cheng Shao, there is still someone here, waiting for you to give a result." What do you think?" she quietly raised her finger as she spoke.
Looking in the direction of my finger, I immediately saw the Franc machine beauty Juliet. She still fell prostrate on the ground, maintaining her previous position, silently awaiting her fate.
Cheng Li sighed: "She is also a poor person. He walked over and stretched out his hand to pull her up, comforting, "Don't be afraid. Get up. ”
Juliet looked up and exclaimed in surprise, "Master, you are my master." So that monster ......"
"It's been back where it should be. Cheng Li smiled: "You will never have to worry about it anymore." ”
"This ...... Is this true? Great! Great! Master, you must be an angel sent by God to save me. Juliet cried and laughed excitedly, and suddenly took the initiative to throw herself into her arms and give her a passionate kiss. Cheng Li hugged her directly, kissed the beautiful woman, and threw an inquiring look at Yan Niang.
Yan Niang blushed, pulled Cheng Li up, opened one of the side doors of the flower hall and walked in. Inside, there is a very elaborate quiet room. The beds are fully furnished and bedding. Cheng Li was a little rough and threw Juliet on the thick bed at once. Then divide five by two, tear off the clothes on your body and press it up.
Yan Niang blew out the candle and closed the door with her backhand. In the darkness, the rapid gasps of three people were immediately heard. The beauty of the fragrance is not enough for outsiders.