Chapter 5 Cohabitation
"I can't imagine that you are still so innocent now, no wonder your girlfriend will break up with you!"
Zhong Xiaofang shook his head and smiled: "Someone said that the shortest distance to a woman's heart is the Yin * Dao, as long as you conquer her Yin * Dao and make her feel happy, then her whole body and mind will belong to you, do you understand the old virgin * man?"
"You think I don't want to?"
Hong Hezhang said angrily: "You in the past, and now she are both virgins, both of them have no experience, how to do it to be more comfortable, we don't understand, of course, the most important thing is that I want it, you are not willing to live or die, what can I do?
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Zhong Xiaofang was slightly stunned when she heard this, and then she couldn't help giggling, laughing and laughing, and suddenly with tears in her eyes, she smiled bitterly: "If I gave you my body at the beginning, we didn't break up, I don't know what the ending would be now?"
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Hong Hezhang did not answer!
Because he now has a girlfriend, although his girlfriend chose to break up with him temporarily, but after all, there is a reason for it, not a relationship breakdown, and there is hope for redemption in the future, so he can't do anything sorry for his girlfriend!
"At the critical moment, are you still so nervous that you can't lift it now?"
Zhong Xiaofang looked at Hong Hezhang, and suddenly his eyes shifted to his crotch, with a playful look!
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Hong Hezhang was speechless, this painting style changed too fast, he really couldn't react!
"Giggle......
Zhong Xiaofang began to lean forward and backward again, giggling!
"How did you become such a hooligan now?"
Hong Hezhang smiled bitterly: "In the past, you were my fairy sister, pure and beautiful like an angel!"
"You see, that's why you couldn't get me before, treat me as a god all day long, as a sister, as an angel, hold it in the palm of your hand, worship it, it's strange that I will fall in love with you!"
Zhong Xiaofang shook his head and smiled: "As for whether the hooligan is a hooligan or not, my sister is now a person who has come over, isn't it very appropriate to be a hooligan?" Giggles, when you are free, my sister will teach you well and let you show your strength!"
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Hong Hezhang couldn't listen to it anymore, and immediately fled!
I thought I would bring back an ageless fairy today!
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a goblin who has been through a hundred battles!
"Kazuzhang, do you have a computer here?"
Zhong Xiaofang put away her luggage and walked out of the room, suddenly changed her painting style in an instant, restrained her smile, and looked at Hong Hezhang, serious like a young woman from a good family, what a magical woman!
"There's a notebook, in my bedroom!"
Hong Hezhang said with a defensive face: "What do you want to do?"
"Don't do it!"
Zhong Xiaofang grinned and teased: "I didn't expect you to be a hooligan too!"
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Hong Hezhang was speechless, and said with white eyes: "What am I asking for, aren't I doing! You female rascal, what are you thinking in your head?"
"Giggles, of course the hooligan's brain is thinking about the hooligan's thing, do you need to ask?"
Zhong Xiaofang looked disdainful, sat on the sofa next to Hong Hezhang with a big grin, patted him on the shoulder, and said: "Hurry up and get the computer for my sister, my sister has something to do, don't worry, my sister will never look at the A* film in the D drive of your computer, those things are still left to you, an old virgin *man*, to masturbate!"
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Hong Hezhang was speechless and said with a wry smile: "I can't imagine my habits for many years, you still remember!"
"Of course!"
"No, this is my house, why are you calling and drinking at me?"
Hong Hezhang just stood up and sat down again, and said with a depressed face: "No, when they lived together in the past, I was responsible for buying vegetables, cooking, laundry, sweeping the floor and washing dishes, and you were responsible for paying the rent, but now it must be reversed!"
"OK, that's what you want, that's what I wanted!"
I thought that Zhong Xiaofang would protest loudly, but I didn't expect her to agree so happily, and said with an embarrassed smile: "The rent, water and electricity here are at least tens of thousands of yuan per month, I come here to live, I must not be able to afford it, I was a little embarrassed, I don't know what to do, since you say so, then do it, at least I can live with peace of mind!"
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Hong Hezhang saw Zhong Xiaofang say this, he was a little embarrassed, waved his hand and smiled: "Actually, you don't have to be like this, in the past few years, although I haven't made much money, I can still do it for you to eat and drink for nothing for a year and a half!"
"Really?"
Zhong Xiaofang's eyes lit up, and she said with a smile: "So, are you planning to support me for a year and a half?"
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Hong Hezhang rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "When I didn't say it!"
"Giggle......"
Zhong Xiaofang giggled again!
"What are you doing with your computer?"
Hong Hezhang returned to the living room, handed the computer to Zhong Xiaofang, and asked, "You won't do anything shady, right?"
"Guess what?"
Zhong Xiaofang smiled, looking mysterious!
"Can't guess!"
Hong Hezhang shook his head and asked, "Say it quickly!"
"Okay, sister will tell you the truth!"
Zhong Xiaofang said with anticipation on her face: "Sister came to the capital this time, in addition to work, there is actually one important thing, that is, to participate in the CCTV "Lingsheng" singing talent show, to fulfill my dream of stardom, haha, are you surprised to hear this news?
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Hong Hezhang was speechless, and at this time he knew what Zhong Xiaofang wanted a computer for, and couldn't help pouting and laughing: "If you can be the 'sound queen', I can be the 'sound king'." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
"Hmph, you just blow it!"
Zhong Xiaofang teased: "How many pounds and taels do you have, don't you know it?" Just your broken gong voice, when you used to go to KTV to sing, you didn't even dare to howl, how can you compare with my sister and me, Maiba?"
"Okay, you're amazing!"
Hong Hezhang smiled and didn't say much, Zhong Xiaofang's singing skills are indeed very good, but there is still a gap compared with professional singers, if there are no other highlights, it will definitely be difficult to win the "Vocal Queen" crown!
"This is a song recorded by my sister with her mobile phone, you can help me listen to it!"
Zhong Xiaofang clicked the music play button on his mobile phone, then handed it to Hong Hezhang and said: "If there is no problem, I will send it to the "Lingsheng" program team to participate in the audition!"
"Oh yes, before the audition, there was an online screening, I almost forgot!"
Hong Hezhang said with a wry smile, although the audition is not an official competition, but it will also be broadcast on TV, and it is impossible for the program team to let people sing on stage without screening.
"How do you feel about my choice of this song?"
"Not good!"
"You ......"
Zhong Xiaofang was angry for a while, thinking that Hong Hezhang would praise it, but she didn't expect him to answer so directly, which couldn't help but arouse her arrogance, and snorted coldly: "Okay, you say, what's wrong with me?"
"It's not that you're bad, it's that the song isn't for you!"
Hong Hezhang analyzed: "Actually, your voice is very distinctive, and your singing skills are also good, but among the contestants who can participate in the competition, whose voice is not distinctive? Whose singing skills will be poor? If you want to be the first to win people, you must highlight the highlights in other aspects and give yourself extra points!"
"In what way?"
"For example: rearrange the song, or, create your own song!"
"This ......"
Zhong Xiaofang shook his head and said: "I'm not a professional musician, how can I create or adapt songs by myself?"
"It's okay!"
Hong Hezhang smiled mysteriously: "You won't, I will!"
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Zhong Xiaofang was speechless, when will you still understand music?
"I knew you didn't believe me, you wait a minute!"
Hong Hezhang stood up and said, "I'll go in and get a song of my own original song to sing to you!"
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Zhong Xiaofang was even more speechless, oh my God, this guy won't really have his own original songs, right?