Chapter 293: Hey, Bazaar Black [Fourth Update, 22,000 Recommended Votes]
Wu Yuanren faced the scene with his own eyes, and he was almost crazy with joy, but the inside of the brain black gold company was still gloomy!
"It's over, the company is out of play. â
"Well, let's all get ready. â
"Don't prepare, I've already packed my things. â
"My mother helped me find a job in an office on the financial street, and I went to work after the New Year, so let's find my own way. â
"When I first heard that it was Lu Xiaobu, the prodigal son's advertising planner, I thought it wouldn't work, sure enough!"
"Don't talk about other people, I look at my brain, the more I look at it, the more I want to vomit, and I don't dare to look up when I go home, for fear of being recognized!"
"Alas, Mr. Wu is good to us, if the company doesn't go bankrupt, I really want to do it. â
"Me too, but what's the solution, the company can't run anymore, who will pay us a salary?"
â......â
And at this time.
Wu Yuanren rushed in and laughed: "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and prepare to transfer goods! Tell the factory to work overtime to produce! This year's bonuses will all be doubled!"
The employees sighed when they heard this.
"It's over, Mr. Wu is crazy!"
"Mr. Wu, are you ...... Hey, let's open it!
"Yes, it's really not good, Mr. Lu has money, and he can support it, let's change industries and continue to do it!"
"Sooner or later, we'll make a comeback!"
â......â
All the employees were comforting Wu Yuanren.
They felt that Wu Yuanren couldn't stand the stimulation and went crazy!
What they said sounded good, but they actually felt that Wu Yuanren was finished, otherwise they wouldn't be ready to roll up and leave!
After all, the health care products industry wants word of mouth, and if there is no word of mouth, no matter how rich it is, it is useless!
Unless he changes his line!
But interlacing is like separating mountains, and it is not easy to do any of them!
", I'm serious, you're crazy! Hurry up and prepare, I'll go to Lu Xiaobu!" Wu Yuanren didn't care, he was as happy as a child!
Everyone sighed again - it is better to pack up and prepare to leave!
However.
Just when everyone was about to roll up and wait for bankruptcy, the company's phone suddenly rang, and there were several at once!
Bell bell bell!
Bell bell bell!
Bell bell bell!
It's like a concert!
"Scared me. â
"What's going on?"
"So many calls?"
A female employee answered a phone call listlessly, "Hey, hello, Brain Black Gold Health Products Company...... What do you say? Dawn Supermarket wants to order 200 boxes? ...... Are you sure? Is it really 200 boxes...... Ah, I didn't mean that...... Okay, okay, okay! I, we'll transfer the goods right away!"
The other employees over there were like, "What? Order 500 boxes of brain gold?"
Hanging up the phone, he turned his head in shock and asked his colleague, "What's this......?" Is this a liar?"
An old employee hung up the phone in shock, "I'm from Longteng Supermarket here! I want to load a total of 2,000 boxes of brain black gold for the Longteng chain in the whole imperial capital! I'll grass 2,000 boxes!"
The female employee yelled to my God, "Crazy!
A horrified answer came to everyone's hearts - Brain Black Gold was saved by a brain-dead advertisement!?
Just kidding!
Don't make a fuss, we can't stand the scare!
......
Wu Yuanren went to find Lu Xiaobu in a hurry, but found that Lu Xiaobu was not in the office at all.
This made him wonder a little, now that Lu Xiaobu's advertisement is on fire and has saved their company, where can he go if he is not waiting in the company to count the money, waiting for their shock and worship?
Where is Lu Xiaobu now?
Now he's on the street.
He started the live broadcast that he hadn't opened for 10,000 years and was ready to play.
This time he engaged in a wave of advertising, he was originally for fun, and any sales or anything was incidental!
It's time to test the results today!
"Oh my God, who are you and why are you in my attention!"
"Young Master Xiaobu, you want to kill us!"
"It's been half a year since the last live broadcast!"
"Young Master Xiaobu, can you have a snack?!"
â......â
Lu Xiaobu smiled and scolded at the group of bastards in the live broadcast room: "Get out! It's good to start a live broadcast for you, what, you still ask me to open a live broadcast every day?!
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.
"Young Master Xiaobu, what are you playing today?"
"yes, it's been a long time since we've had a good time, what are you going to play today?!"
"If it weren't for Young Master Xiaobu to fight LOL, I would have heard that Young Master Xiaobu's skills are unparalleled in the world!"
"You're talking about the skills of the pit people, who are unparalleled in the world!"
â......â
is chatting here, and the number of people in the live broadcast room is also starting to skyrocket.
No need to recommend, no need to announce, just the name Lu Xiaobu is enough to attract millions of viewers!
After all, this is the only opportunity they can have the most direct contact with the top rich, but also a rich man who can play!
"Today, I'm going to take you to the test of the power of my advertising. â
Lu Xiaobu, hehe.
The audience was puzzled: "What advertisement?"
"That's ......" Lu Xiaobu laughed evilly: "I won't accept gifts for the holidays this year......!
The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly wailed.
"Master Xiaobu, that brain-dead advertisement was really made by you!"
"But it hurts me, you know? I took the exam today, and when I saw any of the words brain, black, and gold, my brain began to automatically loop your brain-dead advertisement!"
"Me too, as soon as I see this ad now, don't look down, it's already played automatically in my mind!"
â......
"So, I'm going to test the brainwashing power of my advertisement!hahahaha!" Lu Xiaobu laughed.
With that, he took to the streets and began to look for a target.
Looking for it, a target who was waiting for the bus to play with his mobile phone came into his eyes.
He quietly walked over, stood solemnly, and then patted the person on the shoulder: "Hey, brother, let me ask you a question, I won't accept gifts for the holidays this year!"
The kid playing with the phone was suddenly frightened, and then his mind went blank for a moment.
But when he heard this demonic advertisement that penetrated deep into his soul, he still subconsciously blurted out: "Don't accept gifts, don't accept gifts, only accept brain black gold! Hey, Bazaar Black!"
Can you imagine that image?
It's the kind of pure subconscious answer, just like someone patting you and then calling your name, and you subconsciously agree, the same kind of subconscious answer!
The advertisements that bombard the brain black gold have already brainwashed people, and they are about to become instinctive!
Moment!
The audience in the live broadcast room exploded with laughter!
"Hahahaha!I'll go!66666!"
"I have nothing to say but 666!"
"Young Master Xiaobu is awesome, I guessed it before, you are doing this advertisement to brainwash people!"
"Look at that guy, he's all scared, and he looks confused!"
â......â
"Hahaha. Lu Xiaobu was also overjoyed: "Reward, five thousand!"
Li Jin immediately ordered the money.
The guy continued to look confused.
From the beginning to the present, he has been confused!
Isn't it just waiting for a bus, why did you suddenly earn 5,000 yuan?!
Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?!
That Celestial Empire version with a pure expression, a black question mark!
"Okay, the next show, who can dance the dance of that old man and old lady. Reward 10,000!" Lu Xiaobu is having a lot of fun!
The audience in the live broadcast room was also excited!
Master Xiaobu just knows how to play!
Every time I watch the live broadcast, I can laugh so much that my stomach hurts!
......
Lu Xiaobu was having fun here, but the business and advertising circles who had searched his stomach and sprayed all kinds of brain-dead advertisements before were all stunned with a capital letter!
Well, the expression is similar to that of the guy just now!
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