Chapter 526: Can't Get It Out
"I hope that a hundred years from now, when you are dying, you will look at my portrait and say, 'In the next life, I will be your woman!'. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Huo Wuxian looked at Ji Ran and said in a long tone.
Ji Ran was stunned for a moment, this was the first time she had heard someone confess like this.
"Baby, it's been a long time since I've been intimate, I should have time today, right?" Huo Wuxian hugged Ji Ran, and a pair of big hands gently pinched Ji Ran's buttocks twice, his eyes were extremely ambiguous.
Ji Ran's delicate body trembled slightly, and gently pushed Huo Wuxian's chest.
"Don't you want it today, right?"
"Why?" Huo Wuxian asked strangely.
"Have you forgotten what day it is?" Ji Ran pursed his lips and asked as he looked at Huo Wuxian with a little blame.
Huo Wuxian looked at Ji Ran's blaming little eyes, and immediately came over, and patted his head awkwardly, "Oops, I'm sorry, I forgot, today is your aunt's day, right?"
"Yes, besides, I gave Chenchen a blood transfusion yesterday, and now my head is still a little dizzy. Ji Ran said with the back of his hand against his forehead.
"If you're tired, go back and have a good rest, you book a date, I'll book a ticket in advance, otherwise I probably won't be able to buy a ticket." Huo Wuxian said to Ji Ran.
"Well, why don't you go and book a plane ticket directly, and we'll leave when we book it. Ji Ran said to Huo Wuxian.
"Aren't you going to say hello to your parents?" Huo Wuxian asked strangely.
"No need, they are all engaged, and the money that should be given has been given, what else can my mother say?" Ji Ran said indifferently.
"Okay, then I'll book a ticket later, and I'll send you home first, right?" Huo Wuxian put on his coat, picked up his mobile phone, and took Ji Ran's hand and left the hotel.
Huo Wuxian sent Ji Ran home, and then went to book a plane ticket.
Ji Ran returned home, but saw Chenchen lying on the bed, with a painful look on his face, and couldn't help but be very strange.
"Chenchen, what's wrong with you?" Ji Ran looked at Chenchen and asked strangely.
"Auntie, I... I'm fine, my stomach is a little upset. Chenchen said.
"Are you eating randomly? Try some PPA. Ji Ran brought pills and boiling water to Chenchen.
After Chenchen drank it, he didn't get better, and he was still lying on the bed, his face flushed.
"What is wrong with you? Does it matter?" Ji Ran reached out and touched Chenchen's forehead, slightly hot, a little feverish.
"Auntie, I'm fine, I can't die. Chen Chen shook his head and said.
"Maybe it's a cold, let's go, I'll take you to the hospital for an injection, it's going to get better quickly." Ji Ran took Chenchen's hand and wanted to leave, but Chenchen stayed on the bed and refused to get up.
"Auntie, I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me. Chenchen said.
"It's so strong, don't forget it, it's you who is uncomfortable anyway. Ji Ran looked at Chenchen's stubborn temper, rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.
Chenchen watched her aunt leave, and suddenly panicked again, now it seems that only Auntie can help her, because only Auntie knows about her transformation, the cucumber fell into her body, and she can't get it out by herself, maybe Auntie can help.
"Auntie, auntie, don't go. Chenchen looked at Ji Ran and shouted.
Ji Ran stopped and looked back at Chenchen, "What's wrong?"
"Auntie, the gherkins fell inside, I can't get them out, can you help me get them out?" Chen Chen sat on the edge of the bed awkwardly, looked at Ji Ran and asked embarrassed and annoyed.
"Did the gherkins fall inside?, where did they fall?" Ji Ran heard this, and the second monk was a little confused.
"It's in my stomach. Chenchen touched his little belly and said embarrassedly.
"I'm dizzy, you shouldn't use a gherkin xx, right?" Ji Ran thought of some kind of picture that he couldn't look at directly, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his back.
Chen Chen drooped his head and nodded noncommittally.
Ji Ran got Chenchen's answer, and the whole person almost collapsed, "I said that you bear child, you are really uneasy, you have just transformed for a day, and you messed around with a gherkin?"
"Auntie, I think I'm curious, so... Just..."Chenchen whispered, his face getting redder and redder.
"Hey... Let me see, where did it fall?" Ji Ran asked Chenchen to take off his pants and sit on the edge of the bed, his thighs parted left and right, what was originally the place for the little pigeon, but now it is covered by a lush grove, and below is a small pink peach orchard.
In the middle of the Peach Blossom Spring, there is a narrow path that leads straight to the most secret place.
Ji Ran squatted down and used his fingers to flick the two small pink petals to the left and right, but where he could see with the naked eye, he couldn't help but be startled.
It was supposed to be a tightly closed purse stamen, but now it was embarrassed, and the Chu Female Demon was pierced.
"Hey... It's only been a day since you transformed, and you played the Chu Female Demon badly, what are you asking me to say about you?" Ji Ran frowned and said very speechlessly.
"Auntie, what is the Chu Female Demon, is it useful?" asked Chen Chen strangely.
"Don't move, lie down. Ji Ran asked Chenchen to lie down obediently, brought his mobile phone, turned on the light, and shone it in, and there was indeed a broken cucumber inside, although it was not very big, but that thing had been in the body for a long time, and it was terrible.
Ji Ran tried it with his fingers, although he could touch the cucumber, but it was impossible to take it out, it was so tight and narrow, how could he get it with his fingers?
After several fruitless attempts, Ji Ran had to give up.
"No, I can't get it out. Ji Ran wiped his hands and said.
"Auntie, what should I do then? Will it be dead?" asked Chenchen worriedly.
"You can't die, but you're going to get gynecological diseases. Ji Ran said to Chenchen.
"What should I do then?" Chenchen became even more anxious.
"What else can I do? I have to go to the hospital. Ji Ran rolled his eyes and said.
"Auntie, I don't want to go to the hospital. Chenchen said with a bitter face, if you go to the hospital to get this kind of thing, wouldn't it be a shame?
Even the most stupid doctor knows what's going on.
"If you don't go to the hospital, you can only wait for the gherkins to rot in your body, but that will cause a lot of damage to your body, and you will get cancer. Ji Ran said to Chenchen.
"Forget it, let's go to the hospital, auntie, will you accompany me?" Chenchen pulled Ji Ran by the hand and pleaded with a bitter face.
"What a troublemaker, so naughty to be a boy, so uneasy to be a girl, what kind of cucumber are you playing with? Don't you know how to put a tt outside?" Ji Ran glared at Chenchen angrily and said.
When Chen Chen heard this, he blinked strangely, "Huh, my aunt seems to be very experienced, has she done this before?" )