Chapter 703: The Strange Thing That Messed Up
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Yu Tanzi's blood surged, and he almost fainted.
He resignedly said: "Old Yu, Xiao Xiu didn't do it on purpose, please forgive me." ”
Yu Lao smiled: "I have forgiven you a long time ago, but why hasn't your family come to apologize to me until now?"
The chickens and ducks next to them were chirping happily.
Yu Tanzi was in a cold sweat: "The ancestor is in the underworld, and when he returns to Wanxingyu, I will definitely show the ancestor and let him come to apologize." ”
Yu Lao nodded and said, "That's good... That's good!"
After finishing speaking, Yu Lao shook his finger at the monk who was still standing upright and said: "Do you see it, he is a proud monk, without your scheming and snobbery, and without the pretentiousness of this group of chickens and ducks, I will give him a great opportunity!"
As soon as Yu Lao's voice fell, the vitality of heaven and earth began to move.
Vitality frantically poured into the dantian of the erect monk!
In a few years, the cultivation of the upright monk has skyrocketed to the Zhuqi realm, skipping the Mingyuan realm!
The monk moved his hands and feet in surprise, and then scolded: "Ji Zhan, who was raised by a son of a bitch, you relied on your cultivation to be higher than me, and deliberately made it bad, so that I couldn't move, and wanted me to be cleaned up by Yu Lao, but Yu Lao had a good eye and gave me a great opportunity! You didn't expect it! Hahahahaha!"
Hearing this, Yu Lao smiled awkwardly and said to Yu Tanzi: "Sometimes, what you force may not be able to get, but you can let yourself go and get opportunities. ”
Everyone understands that Yu Lao is looking for a step for himself.
Nearly 100 billion monks said in unison: "We take the lesson of Elder Yu to heart. ”
At this moment, Zhao Yishan's voice came from the cave: "Well said, let yourself go, don't look for chance." ”
Zhao Yishan was dressed in a dark blue robe, his eyes were bright, and he walked out of the cave.
The old fish's narrowed eyelids suddenly opened, and his mouth was amazed, and then he sighed in a long voice: "Old, old! What should I do? Shall I kill you!"
Seeing this, Yu Tanzi took the opportunity to slander and said: "Zhao Yishan's crime deserves death, Yu Lao, you must not let him go, look at it, so many monks were killed by him, trembling, and panicking, if it goes on like this, there will be no peaceful land from the killing domain, and when the time comes, the blood will be drifting, the corpses will be everywhere, and the Ten Thousand Stars will be over!"
I have to say that Yu Tanzi's ability to be alarmist and incite people's hearts is extremely clever.
The nearly 100 billion monks behind him all shouted and scolded: "Old Yu, your old man must take care of Zhao Yishan, he came to Wanxingyu for less than two months, and let Wanxingyu chickens fly and dogs jump, everyone is in danger, he is a particularly big scourge!"
"Old Yu, kill Zhao Yishan directly and eradicate the scourge for us. ”
"Zhao Yishan is not dead, and heaven is intolerable. ”
"No, you can't kill Zhao Yishan. ”
"Why?"
"Just kill Zhao Yishan like this, it's too cheap for him, in order to get out of the ruins and eradicate the scourge, I spent a whole 10,000 yuan crystal, Zhao Yishan must compensate in full, otherwise, he can't die!"
"Yes, yes, your reminder is too timely, in order to come out of the ruins to eradicate the big scourge of Zhao Yishan, I spent a full 100,000 yuan crystal!"
"Is 100,000 yuan a lot? I spent a whole million yuan!"
"Cut, your determination to eradicate the scourge is not resolute enough, let me tell you, in order to come out of the ruins, I begged my grandfather to tell my grandmother, scraped together, smashed pots and sold iron, and took away all the robes.
You see, what I'm wearing now is ordinary silk silk, which is less than the value of a piece of Yuan Jing. ”
"That's a lot of nonsense, how many yuan crystals have you put together?"
"Well, it's not much, it's just 100 million crystals. ”
"Fellow Daoist, can Xiao Xiu ask you a question?"
"I'm a person who teaches people tirelessly, I must know everything, just ask me!"
"What kind of cultivation are you doing now?"
"My cultivation is not enough, I only broke through to the late stage of Mingyuan yesterday, seeing that the mana fluctuations on your body are weak, you should be a monk in the early stage of qi gathering." ”
"Hehe, it's not talented, and it only broke through to the middle stage of Yudan yesterday. ”
"You brag!"
"You're bragging!"
"100 million crystals! You are only the cultivation of the late Ming Yuan, how can you have so many Yuan crystals?"
"The mana fluctuation in your body is so weak, how can it be a mid-stage cultivator, if you defeat me, I will brag, otherwise, you will brag. ”
"Look at the palm. ”
"Look at the punch. ”
"Look at the legs. ”
"Look. ”……
The two of them punched and kicked, all of them were ordinary martial arts, and they didn't have any cultivation at all, they were just mortals!
This pair of wonderful, relying on the ability to brag X, all the way to eat and drink for nothing, for nothing, followed the little monk to the ruins, in order to gain knowledge, so that after going back, continue to brag X, continue to eat and drink for nothing, and take for nothing.
The two hid far behind the crowd, and they just happened to meet, so when they met their opponents in chess, they met good talents, and they had a bragging X battle, and the result was evenly divided, and no one took advantage.
Not only did they take advantage, but the two of them also got angry, so the two of them gave up the sharpest verbal kung fu and used the fist and foot kung fu that they were not good at.
But the minds of the two of them were all used on how to blow Niu X big and blow out the characteristics, and their fists and feet were not so eye-catching.
At the beginning, it was still fists and feet, and it was obvious that some skills were obtained, but later, it became a splashy fight, and the two used their hands and feet together to pinch each other's sensitive and weak places.
"You let go!"
"No, you let go first!"
"Why should I let go first? I'm not an obedient child. ”
"Indeed, you are not an obedient child, you are an disobedient child, go back to Mingyang Kingdom. ”
"How do you know I'm from Mingyang Country?"
"Because I'm also from Mingyang Kingdom, the waist card on your body is not hidden, I saw it!"
"So, we're compatriots?"
"Exactly, we have the friendship of our compatriots. ”
"Good brother, it was a misunderstanding just now. ”
"Brother, what just happened? I forgot!"
"My brother, I forgot what happened just now, and I went to the restaurant to drink. ”
"Brother, let's go drink, what kind of wine are we drinking?"
"Of course, it's the spirit pattern wine of Jiuxiangju, 100 million yuan crystal and one jar, I just have so many yuan crystals. ”
"I'm an elder brother, you're a younger brother, how can I let you break the bank? I pay for the wine, and I still have a billion yuan of crystals left on me, which is enough for us to get drunk. ”
"How can ten jars of Lingwen wine work, if you want to drink Lingwen wine, you have to surpass the head of the ghost, I heard that he drank more than 170 jars of Lingwen wine, the two of us, we have to drink 500 jars of Lingwen wine. ”
"Brother Haoshuang, just listen to you, I'll be out of Yuanjing!"
"Where did you come from Yuanjing? I forgot to tell you, I am the young shopkeeper of Jiuxiangju, we can drink as much as we want!" ......