Jiang Xin is a gentle woman, even if she is middle-aged, she is still as indifferent as a lotus flower in a quiet place in the lake, fresh and elegant, not stained by dust. However, at this time, she was extremely angry, and she really followed Chen Yi's words, took out the leftovers in the refrigerator, and half of the leftover steamed buns, and put them on the table.

almost hurt her and her daughter-in-law, almost hurt the child in her daughter-in-law's womb, and almost hurt the familiar and enthusiastic neighbors in the community, she no longer has that kind thoughts and good words.

"Well, it's very fragrant, the rice back to the pot is oily, and it sticks to the tongue, can you give me another heat?"

To everyone's surprise, this hairless hero was not angry at all, and he still had a hairless face, asking Jiang Xin to return to the pot for him.

This thick-skinned person is no one!

Chen Yi: "......"

Jiang Xin: "......"

Luo Yan: "......"

"Uh, what do you see me doing, or I'll go myself!"

The hairless hero looked around, saw that everyone was stunned, scratched his scalp, and did it himself.

Nima!

If there is a cheeky Olympiad, he is the undisputed champion, several levels higher than Chen Yidu, no face and no skin is not enough to describe, it is simply no skin and no flesh!

Four or five leftovers were eaten and wiped clean, and the hairless hero touched his mouth comfortably, with a long aftertaste on his face, like a starving ghost who had never eaten in eight lifetimes, and he was so happy that he didn't want it.

Chen Yi was full of black lines in his head, and couldn't help asking, "I said, hairless hero, what do you want, why are you pestering me?" ”

"Hairless? Phew, Lao Tzu Qingxuzi Taoist, what a bastard nickname! The hairless hero finally changed color, and he was very indignant, and this nickname was so ugly, which reminded him of a certain kind of "name~device" that also does not grow hair.

How can a dignified manly man be similar to such a "scourge of Kefu"!

Chen Yi sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, squinted at him, and said disdainfully, "Pay off the void, I think it's a kidney deficiency, if the kidney is deficient, the blood is lost, and the blood is lost. ”

"You, you, deceive people too much, deceive people too much!" The hairless hero stood up "poof", his eyes were about to pop out of his sockets, "The old man has a prestige in his life, how can you be slandered by a yellow-mouthed child, I wanted to give you a great opportunity, but the vertical son was not enough and conspired, and left!" ”

After saying that, he turned around and walked away, drifting out of the door, and left in a huff, as if he had been greatly wronged.

"Slow down and don't send it!"

Chen Yi breathed a sigh of relief, this guy finally got out, he didn't believe in any ghost chance, the first time he saw him, Chen Yi knew that this guy was playing Xiaokong's idea, so he didn't fall for it.

Seeing that the Qingxuzi and Maoxia were really far away, Chen Yi leisurely poured a few cups of tea, Jiang Xin and Luo Yan were puzzled, and asked, "Chen Yi, what kind of person is that, it's so strange." ”

Chen Yi shrugged his shoulders and said, "How do I know that this guy appeared out of thin air when he was in the South China Sea, and he was holding Xiaokong and calling here, and I was also confused." ”

"Then you have to be careful, that Qingxuzi is extremely strong, when you fought just now, I couldn't even see your body clearly", Luo Yan had palpitations and told Chen Yi to pay attention to safety.

Chen Yi shook his head and comforted: "This is not necessary, he is not an unscrupulous person, and his strength is comparable to mine, as long as there is no absolute conflict of interest, he will not be ruthless, of course, I will not be idle and uncomfortable and take the initiative to provoke him." ”

"That's good, I'll go and see Liu'er, my mother prepared some ejiao for me to replenish my body, give it some, although it is not human, and its cultivation is extremely powerful, but after all, it is a mother, and it is always good to make up more."

Luo Yan is a kind-hearted girl, Jiang Xin also agreed, took out two boxes of expensive ejiao from the house, and walked towards the Bachelor Lake.

Not long after the two went out, Chen Yi drank two cups of tea leisurely, and Qingli was also by his side, peeling walnuts, eating as clean as he wanted, and his little mouth chirped.

Suddenly, he stood up suddenly, and Qingli also threw down the walnut snacks, jumped out half a meter, stood in front of Chen Yi, and roared out of the door.

The sun poured in, a shadow appeared, and then a large bald head reflecting the sun's rays broke into their sight, and the hairless hero went and returned, standing outside the door with an angry face.

"Boy, do you understand Corporal Lixian!"

Kidney Xuzi, no, Qing Xuzi shouted angrily, since he left the community, he slowed down, waiting for Chen Yi to turn over like an ancient virtuous monarch, chase him back, apologize, and ask again, "What did Mr. teach me?" ”

He was even afraid that Chen Yi would chase the wrong direction, so he deliberately left his breath and stayed for a while.

However, he didn't even move his butt for half a minute, just sat there drinking tea and watching TV, and didn't pay attention to him at all.

This eternal routine has failed?!

Chen Yi: "......"

Qing Xuzi forcibly held back his embarrassment and said angrily: "I had a great opportunity to hand it over to you, which is enough to make you proud of the crowd, and even become the highest dragon master in the past and present, but you are good, and you actually ignore it, it's really sad, sad!" ”

Looking at Qingxuzi's thumping appearance, Chen Yi felt that his back molars hurt, and he couldn't help it, so he said: "Kidney deficiency, no, Qingxu Dao Chang, you can understand what you have to say, but the ugly words are said first, don't fight Xiaokong's idea, its parents have a life-saving grace for me, Lao Tzu is not a person who will take revenge!" ”

"I, you, I......"

Qingxuzi wanted to say "The conscience of heaven and earth, Lao Tzu didn't have any ideas", but when the words came to his mouth, he couldn't hold it back. He is indeed playing with Xiaokong's idea, not only Xiaokong, but also Lingming Six Ears and two water monkeys!

Chen Yi spit out a smoke ring, very disdainful, this trick may be able to take a look before the founding of the People's Republic of China, but now people are tired of playing the old routine.

Under the banner of being good for you, it is actually harming others and benefiting yourself, too low-level, too naïve, and the MLM industry has long eliminated the routine of two generations!

"You, I'm ......"

Qingxuzi felt that he had encountered a stone fished out of the pit, it was smelly and hard, did he have such a chat?

He kept panting there, Chen Yi was leisurely drinking tea and watching TV, the leaders were busy visiting abroad in the noon news, the stock market was red, the property market was booming, and the national economic situation was very good.

Look, this is called a routine, his stinky level can't even fool a three-year-old child now!

"Okay, let's go straight to the point!"

Qing Xuzi hesitated for a long time, but finally left without pulling his legs, sat opposite Chen Yi, poured himself a cup of tea out of sight, and said, "I want those three water monkeys, if you agree to take them away, I will give you a great opportunity!" ”

Chen Yi glanced at him, he didn't bother to say anything, it was still that.

Qing Xuzi looked at Chen Yi's appearance, as if he understood what he was thinking, sneered, with some disdain, and said: "Do you think that now that you have become a Great Perfection, you are invincible in the world, and there is no one in your eyes?" I'm telling you, it's still far from it! ”

"Hmph, it's not me scaring you, although the Great Perfection is good, it is far from invincible, let alone eternal, throughout the ages, how many people who have surpassed the Great Perfection and pursued eternity, but they have turned into a pinch of loess under the wash of time!"

"The Great Perfection will live for more than 300 years at most, are you really so willing to disappear after 300 years old, leaving only a sigh in the history books and people's mouths?"

Qing Xuzi's emotions have accumulated to the extreme, and his words are like a series of beads, "Ka Ka" is non-stop, and every sentence directly attacks Chen Yi's vital point.

He is very optimistic about Chen Yi, he can become a Great Perfection at such a young age, he has never seen a second person in the past, in the absence of a conflict of interest, he is naturally very willing to see Chen Yi can go further, he can also walk easier on the journey that Chen Yi has walked.

Chen Yi looked at him in a daze, until the cigarette burned halfway, and then asked, "You say, the lifespan of a person in the Great Perfection is only more than three hundred years old?" ”

"Humph!" Qing Xuzi snorted coldly and sneered, "What do you think, the human body is a big medicine bottle, which can nourish the soul to thrive, and can also protect the soul from wind and rain, but it is also a big shackle, and when it reaches a certain age, it will be broken and mottled, and it will be difficult to continue!" If you want eternal life, you have to have another way! ”

Chen Yi smacked his lips, his brows furrowed slightly.

I didn't think it was a big problem before, but when I heard him say this, I really felt that two hundred years was not much, so I asked, "Then have you found any other way?" ”

Qingxuzi picked up the tea, drank it in one go, spit out a mouthful of tea foam with a "phew" sound, and said: "There is no endless road, there must be a glimmer of life, of course I can think of some solutions." ”

Chen Yi remembered Li Bucai and the ghost he met in the South China Sea, so he asked, "Just like Lu Zhuang and the ghost, can you live far beyond the life span of a normal person?" ”

"Zombies and ghosts? Hmph, that's just drinking to quench your thirst! Qingxuzi got up proudly, his body was slender, his face was cold and arrogant, his temperament was extraordinary, and he subconsciously wanted to make a gesture of stroking his long beard, but he did it halfway, but he stopped in embarrassment, and there was not even a single stray hair on his smooth chin.

"Ahem", he coughed lightly twice, hiding his embarrassment, and said: "That's just the next policy in the next policy, you can't make personnel, you can't see the light, once the five-hundred-year limit comes, it will be difficult for Da Luo Jinxian to redeem!" That's a foolish act of ignoring your head! ”

Chen Yi thought for a moment and said, "What kind of opportunity does the Qingxuzi Dao Master want to give me, is it that if you go one step further, you can touch the eternal method of immortality?" ”

Qing Xuzi still nodded his face, and did not blow up the cowhide, "I am also looking for the method of immortality, but although what I gave you is not the method of immortality, it can also allow you to go further and increase your lifespan by two hundred years!" Just give me these three water monkeys! ”

"No way!" Chen Yi flatly refused, don't even think about it.

"You, aren't you excited?" Qingxuzi was angry.

Chen Yi drank tea and said: "I'm only twenty-one this year, and I still have more than 200 years to live, what's in a hurry, I can't do it if I betray my friends!" ”

"You, you, you can't teach your children, you can't teach your children......"