"Stupid woman, don't touch me!meow~" The black cat stretched out its paws, and the hair on its whole body stood up, looking at this posture...... They wanted to pounce on me and scratch me. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Hey, where the hell are you from, get out of my house!" I threw the magazine in my hand at it.

This cat is very strange, I don't feel any yin or something wrong with it, it shouldn't be a demon. But...... It actually speaks human language, what the hell is it?

"Meow~" It sensitively dodged the magazine, glared at me angrily, and slowly approached me with catwalks.

"Y-don't come here......" I swallowed, one hand gripping the pillow on the couch.

"Meow~" It screamed, and pounced on my face, its claws extremely sharp, and it was almost disfigured by its scratching. I lifted the pillow in my hand and slammed it hard......

Little did I know that one day I would be reduced to a fight with a cat.

"That's enough!" a hoarse, languid male voice suddenly appeared in the living room, and the cat of unknown origin and I stopped at the same time and looked at the source of the sound.

"Meow~" The cat saw Mo Yiming pounce directly on his shoulder, and glanced at me condescendingly: "Boss, this woman is so stupid!"

I just ...... Is it despised by a cat?

I gritted my teeth, I couldn't bear it anymore: "Mo Yiming, why are you at my house again, trouble you! Now!immediately!Immediately!Get out of me with your pet~"

I pointed in the direction of the gate, and this time it was completely fried.

Damn Mo Yiming, it's getting more and more excessive, and he actually took this dead cat to show off his might on my territory.

Mo Yiming hooked the corners of his lips and did not speak. But the black cat lying on his shoulder spoke first: "Boss, how can you fall in love with such a woman? ”

I clenched my fists tightly, pulled the black cat off Mo Yiming's shoulder, grabbed its neck, and gritted my teeth and said, "What did you say?"

The black cat kicked his legs in the air and looked at Mo Yiming for help: "Boss, save me...... This woman is so rude......"

"Hehe...... "I sneered twice with bad intentions: "It's hard to be dead and hard-mouthed, okay! I'll show you today, what is rude......

"Meow, Boss~"

Mo Yi crossed his arms and didn't mean to interfere. In that case, don't blame me for being rude, this dead cat that owes cleanup.

I lifted the black cat up and looked somewhere, so it was much easier: "It's a male cat." ”

"Meow ~ woman, you ...... What do you want to do......" The black cat cocked its tail and covered its lower body: "You, you perverted woman, where do you look......"

"Hey......" I hooked the corners of my lips, pulled a bundle of rope out of the drawer, and tied the black cat to the table leg.

"Hey, hey, this stupid woman, let go of my ......" The black cat struggled desperately, looking at Mo Yiming pitifully: "Meow ~ Boss, you save me, this stupid ......"

"Hmm, what are you talking about?" I took out a pair of scissors and waved them twice in my hand, and the black cat shuddered with fright and shut up immediately.

"Click, click, click......" I put the scissors close to the black cat's lower body, looking at it with a smile: "I didn't hear it clearly, you say it again?"

"Meow~" The black cat looked at me pitifully and wagged his tail: "You, don't mess around, I'm ...... Meow~"

"Who did you just say was a stupid woman? Who was rude?" I smiled, and pressed the scissors closer to it somewhere.