Chapter 656: Drunk as Mud

Xiao Dong shuddered, nodded and said, "I don't drink too much, I drank too much just now, my stomach is troublesome, and I am only a little better now." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Don't be sloppy here, don't you see that we are being bullied?" Lin Xueyi also made a fuss and made trouble at Xiao Dong.

Xiao Dong looked at the broken wine bottles and the backs of the gangsters who fled in embarrassment, and suddenly felt the urge to cry, what kind of bullying is this, it's obviously a few of you bullying others, okay?

But where did Xiao Dong dare to say it, none of these women are usually easy to mess with, not to mention that when they are still drunk, they really want to make trouble, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is upside down. Especially Lan Siying and Shangguan Shiwen, as well as the two sisters Xuan Ji and Fan Ji, have no bottom line at all when they play with their temperament.

Originally, Lin Xueyi was okay, she was a well-behaved and sensible girl, and she never made trouble. But since he mixed up with Shangguan Shiwen and them, he has also become cunning. Not only does he sometimes know that he deliberately abuses Xiao Dong, but he is also full of bad water in his belly. It's really close to Zhu and red and black to ink, so Lin Xueyi shouldn't be polluted by them.

It's good now, the five women, including Ye Lanbing, have also lost their tempers.

"Oh my God, that's how much alcohol you've drunk. Xiao Dong was really frightened, and glanced at the wine bottles on the bar, at least there were nearly ten boxes. According to the level of normal people, they have not fallen down until now, and they are considered to have a good amount of alcohol.

In order to avoid being troubled by a drunk woman, Xiao Dong could only nod and bow up, and said: "What you said is that it is all my fault, I don't dare anymore, if this happens in the future, I will stand next to you, never leave an inch, and protect your safety." This time I was negligent, and I ask your aunts and grandmothers not to care. And you've almost drunk it, your alcohol consumption is so good, you have drunk all the bars when you go back, let's go back early, and come back after a few days of rest. ”

Xiao Dong said, stretched out his hand to help Lan Xiying, but Ye Lanbing immediately refused, and took the initiative to lean over to Xiao Dong and said, "Hey, what are you doing? We are all drunk, why do you help her instead of me?"

The corners of Xiao Dong's mouth twitched, and he was about to speak, but Lan Siying immediately pulled him to his side, and said confrontedly: "He is my man, if he doesn't help me, can he help you a lover who is not right?"

"What about a lover, a lover is better than your wife. Not to be outdone, Ye Lanbing greeted Lan Siying directly, and said, "He is your man, but you have no obligations at all, to put it bluntly, you are just a husband and wife in name." It's just that you have no feelings, and you have to tie up a man, what's the difference between your behavior and green tea?"

"What are you talking about?" Lan Siying suddenly said angrily, "The relationship between our husband and wife, you are an outsider, how can you make a conclusion." ”

"Hehe, you just said that I am his lover, how can I be regarded as an outsider?" Ye Lan sneered, "If you have the ability, you can prove it to us." ”

Lan Siying and Ye Lanbing were already at odds, but now that they are drunk, they have directly escalated the contradiction and stimulated it. Shangguan Shiwen and the others were stunned at first, thinking that they would take the initiative to persuade them, but they didn't expect that not only did they not persuade others, but they also poured fuel on the fire next to them, making things more intense.

"No, Xiao Dong, you have to make it clear tonight, I am also your lover, why can't I be treated equally?" Shangguan Shiwen shouted.

"That's it, Sister Siying, don't blame me for disrespecting you and telling you the truth when I treat you as a friend. Lin Xueyi's two little faces were flushed, this is the worst amount of alcohol that belongs to her, at this time her eyes were already confused, and she even spoke a little tongue-twisted, but she still didn't interject, "Do you have feelings for Brother Dong, if not, why do you still want to be together." ”

A few people gossip, you and I say a word, and there is a lot of chaos.

This scene only attracted the surrounding crowd again, and their eyes were on Xiao Dong's body.

"Oh my God, I heard you right, listen to this, these superb beauties are all from this man?"

"Don't you want this, it's not fair!"

"Why does he get so many beauties by himself, he wants to be crazy, even if any of them give me his wife, I am willing to ....... ”

Lan Siying's commotion quickly made the masses understand what was going on?

Obviously, they are all inextricably linked to Xiao Dong.

How can this not make people envious, jealous and hateful?

Any of these women can be regarded as the best, even if they are placed in a place like Kyoto, where the dragon and the tiger are hidden and the beauties are like clouds, they can be called the best in comparison. It can be said that in terms of appearance and temperament, they should surpass too many people. If it is really compared, it can really be said that it is a country and a city, and the country is fragrant.

Who doesn't want this kind of woman?

But Xiao Dong alone has occupied so many beauties, but these beauties seem to be dead set on Xiao Dong and are unwilling to leave her. Everyone really can't figure out who this Xiao Dong is sacred, and what magical means can chase the girl to this point.

Feeling the gaze coming from around him, Xiao Dong sighed and didn't take away a cloud, he could only sigh in his heart, you only see my brother surrounded by beautiful women, but I don't know how hard my brother worked when he was ploughing......

The quarrel was getting more and more fierce, and the alcohol fueled the emotions of several women, making them almost fight.

Xiao Dong was startled, and hurriedly pulled Lan Siying away, and then quickly dialed Xiao He's phone number and asked them to come to the bar to save the scene.

Xiao He and the others were in a panic, and as soon as they received the call, they immediately rushed over.

But when I saw the situation in front of me, I was blindfolded.

"Second brother, what's the situation?" Xiao He glanced at the drunk women, who seemed to be very familiar.

"Brother Dong, I thought you were bullied by someone, after a long time, it turned out that they were all women. Jian Wushuang pouted and said.

"Sisters-in-law, are you drunk? No, why did my sister-in-law drink with the other sisters-in-law, no, it's the sister-in-law and the other ....... "The rock said for a long time, the better it is, the more confused it is.

"Okay, shut up for me, don't talk nonsense, I'll send your sister-in-law home first, and you send the others back to me one by one, be sure to be safe." Xiao Dong ordered.

"Don't worry, second brother, this little thing is fine. Xiao He assured.

"Then I'll withdraw first, and you can arrange it. "Xiao Dong doesn't want to stay here any longer, otherwise, he will have to be killed. He carried the still noisy Lan Siying on his back, left the bar, and drove directly to his own house.

"Well, we can be regarded as masters with heads and faces, and suddenly we will come to help people deliver women. The corners of Jian Wushuang's mouth twitched, this kind of thing was really the first time he had encountered it.

"There's no way, who made him our boss, he can only use it once. Xiao He couldn't cry or laugh, and helped Xiao Dong send his lover home, and there were several, which was really depressing.

"Hey, why did he leave? The two of them actually slipped away by themselves while we weren't looking, no, we have to catch up with them and ask them for clarification. Shangguan Shiwen and the others suddenly found that Xiao Dong and Lan Siying were gone, and they were about to chase after them.

Xiao He and the others were ordered to be killed, so they went up one by one to help them: "Sister-in-law, a few sisters-in-law, Brother Dong has something urgent to leave first, let the younger brothers come and send the sister-in-law home." ”

"Sister-in-law, what sister-in-law, let go of the fucking bullshit!" Xuan Ji scolded angrily, and without saying a word, she made a move on Xiao He.

and Fan Ji, who stretched out his hand and slapped the rock.

Xiao He reacted the fastest, bitter and bitter, he was more honest, and he didn't expect Fan Ji to make a sudden move, so he was stunned and received a solid slap.

Rock has an upright temperament, and when he was slapped by Fan Ji, he wanted to have a seizure, Xiao He and Jian Wushuang immediately stopped him and said: "Brother, restraint, restraint, this is all drunk, you can't take it seriously." What's more, they are still sisters-in-law, so we can't do anything with my sister-in-law. What's more, a big man beats a woman, this public occasion, it's unreasonable. ”

Of course, Panshi also knew that people were drunk, not on purpose, but he was slapped for no reason, and he was beaten in public, and he, a big man, was really quite aggrieved.

"Well, I'm unlucky. Panshi snorted angrily, and then said depressedly, "But, under this circumstances, how can we send these people back?

"It's ....... Xiao He suddenly had a headache, if it was other women's words, he didn't say a word, he just pulled it and dragged it away, and even if he didn't agree, he could force it. But these women are all Xiao Dong's people, and for them they are the existence of sister-in-law. They never dared to offend, let alone force it.

When he was in a dilemma, Jian Wushuang's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "By the way, I have a way to ensure that I can solve the problem." ”

"What method, say it quickly!" Xiao He and Panshi immediately asked.

"Aren't they drunk? But they are not drunk enough, and if they are poured down, they will not be able to be easily sent back at that time, and the task will be completed. Jian Wushuang said.

"Rub, why didn't I think of that?"

"It's a bit stupid, but it's proper. ”

After Xiao He and the three of them discussed, they immediately took action. Anyway, drunk people don't know anything, and with Xiao He's three-inch tongue, it's too simple to provoke Shangguan Shiwen and them to continue drinking.

So, the swaying Shangguan Shiwen and the others began to drink again.

"Paralysis, finally poured down, it's really bitter. Two hours later, looking at Shangguan Shiwen, who had fallen on the bar, Xiao He put down the wine glass in his hand and said bitterly, "If you drink it, Lao Tzu will be drunk." ”

"They're too strong, they're all drunk like this, and they can still drink so much. "Jian Wushuang and Panshi were already drunk and dizzy, and they thought that they could easily pour down Shangguan Shiwen and them with two or three cups, but it wasn't until they practiced that it was not so easy to pour them down, if it weren't for their blood and strength, I am afraid they would really not be able to resist.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and send them back while they are drunk, or we will wake up and we will suffer again." Xiao He spit out a few sips of tea and rinsed his mouth, got up and said, "Anyway, we will leave as soon as the person sends it off, and the rest will be left to the second brother to deal with, and the mobile phone will be turned off tomorrow, so you must not be fooled again." ”