Chapter 290:
The cruel truth once again told Li Chengxiu a truth: the wish is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. She didn't ask for 180,000 copper coins from Wudan, so Li Chengxiu was very angry, so angry that he always felt that he seemed to have forgotten something very important.
"Did I forget something?" Li Chengxiu asked Xiangqiao, Xiangqiao looked at Li Chengxiu blankly and shook his head, as if complaining: "You have forgotten yourself, how can I remember?"
This, it's really a little girl who is a little embarrassed.
Li Chengxiu is not reluctant, but when he thinks about it from time to time, he always feels that he responds.
Also, it's hard to fall asleep all day!
"I want to go outside the house. Lee Sung-so demanded.
"Yes, slave maid go and get ready. Xiangqiao responded very obediently, quickly turned around and went out, and came back after a while to say that it was ready. commanded four sturdy eunuchs to carry Li Chengxiu out of the house, and Li Chengxiu saw that there was a sleeping couch in the courtyard, so they put her directly on the sleeping couch...... Lie down.
It was still lying down, but it was changed from lying in the house to lying outside the house.
Li Chengxiu felt very speechless and annoyed, and asked angrily: "I want to go on a cruise in Jiuzhou Pond." ”
Just moved out of the house and was going to Jiuzhou Pond again? Xiangqiao looked at Li Chengxiu and blinked.
"Why? Isn't it?" Li Chengxiu glared at a glance.
Xiangqiao quickly replied, "Okay!"
Xiangqiao beckoned, and the four eunuchs who had just lifted Li Chengxiu out of the house surrounded Li Chengxiu again, and it seemed that the four of them were going to lift her to Jiuzhouchi. Thinking about the way they lifted themselves out like a coffin just now, Li Chengxiu's face turned dark: "Can't you get a wheelchair?
Everyone looked at each other, and each of them had the word "confused" written on their faces with a capital letter, and a line of small words "What is a wheelchair?"
OK, it's time for science again.
With the "halo of advanced civilization", Li Chengxiu explained to everyone: "The so-called wheelchair is a chair with wheels. ”
Because Li Chengxiu had already invented the chair when he was in Chang'an before, there is no need to explain the chair here, everyone only needs to imagine in their minds what it looks like to add a wheel to the chair they have seen.
So, an hour later, the world's first "wheelchair" was born.
It was really a chair with wheels, the idea that the very clever little eunuch Xiaoxi came up with, he added a horizontal bar under the chair, dismantled the wheels of two wheelbarrows, put one left and one right on the horizontal bar, and then made a "wheelchair".
Li Chengxiu looked at this wheelchair in embarrassment, and gave Xiaoxi a thumbs up after half a ring: "Smart, amazing!"
It's not sarcasm, it's real praise!
was praised by the master, Xiaoxi was so excited that her face was flushed: "As long as the mother likes it, it's fine." ”
Chong Xiaoxi smiled, Xiaoxi was even more excited and trembling, Li Chengxiu couldn't help but smile again, this is really a simple child.
In the afterglow, Li Chengxiu saw the chief eunuch Zhao Tian's gloomy expression, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart. This is an era of rules, and eunuchs are a group with strict rules. However, Lee Sung-so decided to break this rule.
Li Chengxiu transferred Xiaoxi to her side, and specially took care of the "small inventions" she occasionally made for her. With Xiaoxi's assistance, Li Chengxiu's life became more and more smooth, his mood became cheerful, and his condition slowly improved.
Since waking up, Li Chengxiu has been lying down and unable to move, listening to Wu Dan say that it is because she has been away from her soul for too long, and because of the conditions at the time, her body has not been carefully maintained, so she is now paralyzed in bed.
Li Chengxiu was a little scared, afraid that he would be paralyzed all his life, but Wu Dan was quite open, he said: "Even if you are paralyzed all your life, I feel sweet in my heart." ”
This little love story is ...... I got goosebumps all over my body.
Wu Dan is now in charge of the government, and he has the heart to all day long, but he does not forget to come to see Li Chengxiu on time. Under normal circumstances, he would first come to see Li Chengxiu after the morning court, and then go to see the courtiers, and after taking a break at noon, he would come to Li Chengxiu to talk to her, and he would come directly to eat after he was busy with political affairs in the afternoon, and he would personally feed Li Chengxiu to eat, and then eat by himself.
At the beginning, Li Chengxiu was very unaccustomed to it, especially not used to the kind of eyes he looked at her, with affection, and the "Ah Xiu" was so gentle that it could drown people!
Lee Sung-so protested: "Can you talk well?"
"I'm just talking to you!" Wu Dan's voice became more and more gentle like water.
So Li Chengxiu had no choice but to say bluntly: "Don't talk like this, ahhh
"Ah Xiu......" Wu Dan immediately put on an aggrieved look.
"I'm going to throw up......" Lee Sung-so closed his eyes, indicating that he couldn't look directly.
Wu Dan was so angry that he brushed his sleeves away, but he turned around outside and came back, quietly rubbed to the edge of the couch, carefully observed it first, and made sure that Li Chengxiu was asleep, so he smiled evilly and took off his clothes, and then lay down against Li Chengxiu.
As soon as she woke up the next day, Li Chengxiu found that a beautiful man offered her a "sleeping companion" service last night—— no, she was forced to sleep!
"Ahhhh......h
Wu Dan nervously covered Li Chengxiu's mouth: "Don't shout, don't shout, be careful to let people laugh!"
"Joke fart!" Li Chengxiu glared: "We have a gentleman's agreement first, we are just partners, colleagues, and cooperative relations, don't get confused!"
"It's not confused, it's not confused!" Wu Dan said in a loud voice: "I'll listen to you, do a show! But you have to do a full set of plays! You see that I have just taken charge of the government now, and the former dynasty and the harem have always been related, and if there is a slight disturbance in the harem, there will be immediate turmoil in the front court. Since we are partners, you have to cooperate with me!"
Seems to make a lot of sense!
"There is no problem with you, but we have to follow the rules. Li Chengxiu looked at Wu Dan's pitiful appearance, and his heart relented.
"Talk about the rules, talk about the rules!" Wu Dan assured repeatedly.
Prove the rules of a fart!
woke up the next day, but Li Chengxiu found that Wu Dan put his hand on her waist!
"Ahhhh......h
Wu Dan hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean to offend you, I just fell asleep and inadvertently ...... It's just that I put my hand on you, but it's nothing, didn't we often beat me and I beat you before? You forgot, we went to the Qinglou together! What is this?"
Looks like it's nothing!
Lee Sung-so was a little embarrassed and felt that he was making a big fuss.
It's just that when she woke up the next day, Lee Sung-so saw a paw on her chest......
"Ah......h
Li Chengxiu's screaming stopped abruptly, because she saw that the paw actually scratched on her little bun, scratched again, scratched again, and then picked up the little cherry embedded in the little bun with great satisfaction!
What's even more annoying is that after this guy ravaged her little bun, he actually vomited: "It's so small!"
Good, small!
So small, so small, so small, so small......
"Ahh
The people of Luoyang, who got up early that day, suddenly heard a scream from the imperial city, and the whistle went straight to the sky.
"Uncle is bearable, aunt is unbearable!" Li Chengxiu was angry: "You still touch and touch when you are too young?"
"It's because I'm too small to touch it!" Wu Dan squinted and raised his eyebrows, looking like a swinger, and said with an evil smile: "If you touch it, it will be big, and if you touch it often, it will soon be big!"
"Touch you big-headed ghost!" Li Chengxiu was furious, eager to pounce and tear Wu apart, but unfortunately since she is now at most in a wheelchair and does not slip down, where does she have the ability to fight Wudan!
Partial Wudan still felt that Li Chengxiu was not angry enough, and said: "I didn't touch the big-headed ghost, I was touching the little peach!"
"Ahh
With a tom on the ground, an unknown object smashed into Wu Dan's face with the last "roll" shouted by Li Chengxiu.
It was a pillow that had just been placed in Li Chengxiu's hand, and it was rolling down from Wu Dan's body to the ground a moment ago, and now it was lying there quietly laughing and laughing at its awkward two masters.
"Ah Xiu!" Wu Dan stepped forward excitedly and grabbed Li Chengxiu's shoulders, his eyes were full of surprise: "You can move!"
Li Chengxiu was also shocked by this sudden surprise, and only felt that his mind was blank, and he just muttered mechanically to Wu Dan: "I can move!"
"You try again!" Wu Dan said, "The pillow just now was placed on your left hand, and you raised your left hand." ”
So Li Chengxiu raised his left hand: "I can really move!"
She was really able to move, although she was still very weak, although it was still very difficult, but she really moved her left arm.
"You try your right hand again. Wu Dan said happily.
So Li Chengxiu raised his right hand again, and then the surprise came again: "The right hand is more powerful than the left hand!"
"Really, if you lift it up again, can you lift it up?" Wu Dan encouraged Li Chengxiu: "Raise it as high as possible, come and put it on my hand, you touch my face, I have a beard, have you touched it?"
"I touched ......" Lee Sung-so cried with joy: "Soft ......"
"Yes, squish. Wu Dan nodded, blushing a little embarrassedly: "I'm still young." Raising his hand and grabbing Li Chengxiu's right hand on his face, the corners of his mouth, and his chin rubbed gently, he asked Li Chengxiu in an equally light tone: "Do you want me to have a beard?"
"Huh?" Li Chengxiu was stunned.
Wu Dan's face became more and more red: "Actually, the emperor is a beard, but the queen doesn't like it, so the emperor keeps his beard to his current appearance...... Princess Xingyang doesn't like men to grow beards, so the uncle of the Qi family has never grown a beard. Do you like a man with a beard? Or a man without a beard? What kind of beard do you like?"
At the beginning of their acquaintance, Li Chengxiu only thought that Wudan's two eyes were two blooming peach blossoms, and later she felt that they were two of the most beautiful gems in the world, and then when Wudan was deeply involved in the court, she felt that they were two pools. And now, Li Chengxiu feels that they are two fires, two raging fires, it is bright, it is hot, it is hot, it is hot, and it is almost melting her.
In fact, it did melt Lee Sung-so.
When Li Chengxiu came back to her senses, she only felt that there was a person in front of her, his face was tightly pressed with her own, and she could clearly feel his body temperature transmitted from his skin, as well as the breath that only belonged to a man. As for the tenderness on the lips, it can no longer be expressed in words.
......After a long time, Wu Dan finally let go of Li Chengxiu's lips, and he put his forehead against Li Chengxiu's eyes, which were still burning with a warm flame just now, turned into two delicate peach blossoms. "It's nice to have you. ”
Li Chengxiu only felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat, but he still maintained a trace of clarity in his heart: "It's good at this time, but it may not be in the future." ”
"How could it be. Wu Dan held the back of Li Chengxiu's head, put his face on Li Chengxiu's cheek, and rubbed gently: "We will be good for a lifetime, just like the emperor and queen." ”
"Are they good?" said Lee Sung-so.
"Of course. Wu Dan said very fascinatedly: "The emperor has loved the queen all his life...... Do you know? If it weren't for the Empress's misconduct and provoking the Emperor to choke her air, maybe I wouldn't have been!"
"Oh, is there such a thing?" Li Chengxiu's curiosity was aroused, and he asked Wu Dan what was going on, and Wu Dan said eloquently.
In the last years of the first emperor, the original prince died violently, which suddenly caused turmoil in the government and the opposition, just like the "Nine Dragons Seize the Throne" in the last years of Kangxi, and the palace conspiracy was immediately launched, and the courtiers found a way back for themselves. In fact, the current emperor is not very attractive, but there are also people who bet on him.
Because of folk rumors, it was said that the queen, who was still the concubine of the five princes at that time, was jealous, so the heirs of the five princes were unhappy. As a result, there are those clever people who found beauties among the people and dedicated them to the five princes. Of course, since it is clever, then the beauty is also very high-level.
A trick of "heroes save beauty" made the emperor and Wudan's biological mother Concubine Li acquaintance, and the emperor saw that Concubine Li was lonely and had nowhere to live, so he placed her in another courtyard. At first, there was really nothing, the emperor really wanted to be a good person and do good deeds, but he couldn't stand the help of someone with a heart. One day Dingzhonger let the queen know, of course, the queen must know not only that the emperor is a good person, but also that she knows that in addition to the emperor's good deeds, there are also some other things, such as talking about poetry and fu with this rescued woman, rejoicing in wine, and drinking each other......
In this case, a woman will be jealous!
The empress went crazy and didn't listen to the emperor's explanation at all, so angry that the emperor vomited blood.
made the emperor angry, so he faked a real scene with the woman he saved.
In order to anger the queen, the emperor deliberately made a pair of affection with Wudan's biological mother, and the queen was also wonderful, so she turned her head and got some beauties for the emperor to enjoy, so as to anger him. The emperor is even more bizarre, he actually accepted the queen's arrangement, and every day he fell in love with the beautiful women brought by the queen, and made a lot of children......
And Wudan is the product of these two people's gas blockage!
"I took HE!" Li Chengxiu groaned as he lifted his forehead.
"We'll be better than them. Wu Dan gently pecked Li Chengxiu's lips and said happily.
"Come on, let's not learn from them!" Li Chengxiu immediately interrupted: "Is that interesting? In order to be angry with the other party, go to find others, and in order to be angry with the other party, you will stuff women into the other party...... Isn't that interesting? I don't want to live like that for the rest of my life!"
"Then what do you want to do?" Wu Dan asked with a chuckle.
"Of course, have a good time!" Li Chengxiu replied stunned.
"For example?" Wu Dan was not satisfied with Li Chengxiu's answer and asked.
After thinking about it, Li Chengxiu replied seriously: "For example, one person, one life, one couple, marriage must be loyal to each other, not only verbally to reach the spiritual level, but also not only spiritually loyal, but also physically...... Think about it, two people have no feelings, they just want for the sake of desire, how disgusting!"
Disgusting?
Wu Dan was stunned, and thought about it along Li Chengxiu's train of thought, but he really felt disgusting.
"What else?" Wu Dan asked again.
"And then there's honesty. Lee Sung-so said: "In fact, the relationship between lovers is very fragile, it is just a hormonal change caused by people's senses, and the shelf life is very short, according to research, it seems that it is only more than a year and less than two years." But marriage is a lifelong thing, so the problem comes. After the end of the love between two people, what should we do with these long years? At this time, love will fade and turn into friendship and family affection. In this process of transformation, the relationship between husband and wife is very delicate, and it can collapse if you are not careful. At this time, it is necessary for the husband and wife to manage carefully, and honesty is the most important. Husbands and wives can have little secrets with each other, but they must not be of a principled nature. The so-called principled is loyalty, loyalty to each other, physically, spiritually. If one party has a problem in this regard, it must stop itself in time and be honest with the other party. At this time, the party who is being honest should not only blindly blame, but also give help to the other party. ”
Wu Dan stared at Li Chengxiu's eyes tightly, stared at them for a long time, and finally responded gently, but solemnly: "Okay!"
The sound of "good" is short and light, but it is like a thousand-year-old wine that is intoxicating.
After saying that, Wu Dan sucked Li Chengxiu's mouth like a stamp, then rubbed her cheeks, and walked away laughing!
Wudan's laughter echoed in his ears, and Li Chengxiu was stunned.
The weather is getting colder day by day, but Li Chengxiu's body is getting better day by day, and after she can insist on sitting for half an hour, Wu Dan began to take him to the court. Li Chengxiu sat in the wheelchair that Xiaoxi had improved several times, and was pushed into the main hall by Wu Dan himself.
Although a long time has passed, Li Chengxiu's mind can still clearly remember the appearance of the ministers when she was pushed by Wu Dan for the first time, and she was really stunned!
When the first heavy snow fell in winter this year, Li Chengxiu was finally able to stand up by herself, she leaned against the wall, moved to the window step by step, looked at the snowflakes falling from the sky, and she naughtily stretched her hand out of the window to let the snowflakes fall on her hand. Feeling the chill brought by the ice and snow, Li Chengxiu's heart was full of splendor.
Wudan is her spring sun.
A magpie landed on the begonia tree in the courtyard, chirping non-stop, and Li Chengxiu also chirped at it twice, causing Xiangqiao to turn around and shake her shoulders constantly. However, after the magpie crowed twice, he planted the tree.
"What's wrong with it?" Lee Sung-so asked Xiaoxi to take a look.
Xiaoxi trotted over and picked up the magpie, only to see the magpie shivering, as if it had a cold.
"Throw it away!" Li Chengxiu exclaimed: "No, burn it with fire!"
Everyone was stunned, they didn't know why Li Chengxiu treated this poor bird like this, just now one person and one bird were obviously playing quite well.
"This is bird flu, if you are infected, you will die!" shouted Li Chengxiu.
Hearing that Li Chengxiu said that he was going to die, Xiao Xi threw the magpie to the ground with a snap, and then quickly picked it up.
Wu Dan lost his temper again, and the trouble was very fierce, and the old eunuch Wei couldn't stop it, so he quietly sent someone to invite Li Chengxiu.
Xiaoxi listened to Li Chengxiu's words and burned the magpie, and carried forward Li Chengxiu's kindness, and sent a message to all palaces to order palace people not to eat frostbitten and frozen birds and beasts.
"The birds are all frozen to death, and I don't know what happened to the people in the city!" Li Chengxiu looked at the south with some concern, the people of Luoyang City all lived in the south of the Suzaku Bridge.
"Call Qian Yong to come over. After thinking about it, Li Chengxiu commanded.
Li Chengxiu didn't deal with Qian Yong in the end, she felt that it was more useful than avenging him for the original owner. Qian Yong also knew that he was guilty, and since he returned to Luoyang, he has been concentrating on medicine and not asking about the world.
Qian Yong was soon heard, Li Chengxiu told him about the magpie, he was stunned and said: "I haven't heard that birds can also get cold...... However, poultry is common. They are all birds, and it makes sense to think about it. ”
"The world has just experienced turmoil, and at this time it is the time for the people to recuperate, and the court should pay more attention. Li Chengxiu said: "I will go to Shangshu Province in a while and ask what arrangements they have." ”
"Niangniang has an arrangement, why not make an order directly?" Qian Yong was puzzled.
Li Chengxiu said: "The world is so big, how can one or two people manage it? ”
"Niangniang said it very much. Qian Yong hurriedly said.
Qian Yong said goodbye, hurriedly went to Shangshu Province, and in the afternoon came down by the government decree, led by the household department to raise houses and food to resettle the homeless people, and then Qian Yong took a group of doctors to see the homeless, and found that those who had wind and cold were immediately isolated and treated.
However, Li Chengxiu thought about it too late, and a few days later, the news came that a large number of homeless people were sick and dead.