Chapter 478: Foreign Monk (1)
The foreign monk also seems to know the Internet language of Huaxia, and knows that n is an endless thing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info He had expected Hao Ren to give up after a few more rounds of tossing him, but Hao Ren's shamelessness was beyond his expectations. If this continues, Hao Ren must be tortured to death. Horizontal and vertical is death, so why not choose a more comfortable way to die.
"Stop playing, if you want to know anything, just ask!" said the foreign monk.
"What's your name, and where are you from?" Hao Ren asked.
"My name is Antonio and I'm from South America. ”
"What, you're from South America, how did you get here, what about your passport, bring it to me and see!" From the other side of the world to a small remote place in China, what an important mission must be?
"I'm really from South America," Antonio said. I am a stateless person, and our tribe is located in a Colombian, Peruvian and Brazilian strip of the Amazon basin, where we are isolated and our whole tribe eats people!"
The more he talked about it, the more outrageous it became, he was still a cannibal! Hao Ren really wanted to give Antonio another finger and let him continue the third round of the game just now.
Antonio pleaded again and again: "Boss, you listen to me!"
Boss? This is obviously a good title in our Chinese world! A cannibal from South America is proficient in using the Chinese language, who will believe it!
Hao Ren sneered: "You say it slowly, I'm not angry! I see what a perfect reason you can come up with! I'll let you go if it's done; if you can't make it up, I'll let you play a game for the rest of your life!"
Antonio fought two cold wars, and said boldly: "Our tribe is called Ati, and for hundreds of years we have been eating people for a living, and of course we also eat small animals, including monkeys, fish, and pythons. The priests of our tribe are good at burning a kind of dragontail grass into ashes, adding a variety of ingredients to make beans, throwing them on the ground and then sacrificing spells and incantations, so that each bean will become a samurai, and the samurai can follow the priest's orders to go outside to kill people and bring them back to the tribe for us to eat. ”
Although Antonio's story is bizarre, Hao Ren listens to it with relish, although he doesn't believe it, but he always has to listen to it before drawing conclusions. Hao Ren guessed that the dragontail grass in the story may be the rush grass of our country.
Antonio added: "I have loved to watch the priest play some witchcraft since I was a child, so I followed him all day long, and over time I learned the priest's spell of turning beans into samurai." ”
Hao Ren reprimanded him and said, "Do you know how to use this kind of spell to come to our China to do evil?"
Antonio lowered his head: "I didn't mean to, I was forced!"
"Whoever forced you, come and listen! It makes sense, I don't blame the past, and if it doesn't make sense, you continue to play the game!" Hao Ren scared him.
Antonio said: "Because of this method, our tribe is not bullied by other tribes, and even feeds on other tribes. Over the centuries, there have been more and more people in our tribe and fewer and fewer people around. Slowly, we don't have enough food. In the tribe, except for the priests, whose family was well fed, the others were often hungry. I couldn't get angry, so I took advantage of the priest's unpreparedness and stole a handful of beans made of dragon's tail grass, and prepared to take a group of people away from here. However, the priests soon found out about it. He was going to kill me, and I didn't dare to use the bean-grain samurai in front of him, so I had to flee into this cave. ”
"You are talking nonsense!" Hao Ren shouted, "the cave you entered is in South America, this cave is in China, and the two caves are separated by 108,000 miles. Don't tell me you're in a time tunnel!"
"Boss, what I said is true!" Antonio's expression was helpless, "The other end of this cave is near our tribe, but the priests don't allow anyone to enter." I was so desperate that I had to take refuge in this cave. When I came in, the steps in the cave were all made of jade, and if I took out the jade and sold it outside, how many living people wouldn't be able to buy it?"
Hao Ren is angry and funny, this guy knows human flesh, and he doesn't know that there are many delicious things in the world!
"I remember that it was ten years ago that I stole the priest's beans, and the next morning he found out that I had stolen them. I hid everywhere and finally escaped into the cave in the middle of the morning, just before noon. Then, I walked in the cave for about an hour before I came to the entrance of the cave on this side. At this moment, the hole was open, and I came out of it. When I came out, it was already dark outside, and the round moon was hanging in the sky. The desert in front of me, and not even a single person, startled me. But when I tried to go back, the hole was closed!" said Antonio.
Antonio's words left Hao Ren deep in thought. If his words are true, then it means that this cave is really a space tunnel. From the central part of Asia, to the northern part of South America.
If the above assumptions are true, Antonio entered the cave in the morning and came out here in the middle of the night, which makes sense in terms of jet lag. Because from South America to the western part of the Chinese country, the time difference is also more than 12 hours.
Moreover, Antonio came out of this cave ten years ago, which is also in line with the opening of the door of this so-called "treasure" - once every ten years on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival.
Believe this guy for the time being, Hao Ren said to himself.
Antonio added: "I was so frightened that I had to hide in the ancient city next to me and sleep at night. The next morning, I saw people coming here to play, so I begged from them, and they gave me a little food and water. ”
Hao Ren sneered: "Don't you have beans? if you throw the beans, you can kill people, and you can eat human flesh!"
Antonio argued: "I thought so at first, but I didn't have a pot or firewood, and I couldn't bake it if I killed someone, let alone cook it!"
Hao Ren was stunned and said, "Didn't you eat it raw?"
Antonio said: "We are not savages, and we have to cook our food before eating." First, it's not easy to have diarrhea, and second, it tastes better this way!
"What else do you add?"
"Salt is indispensable, and some cumin, or ketchup!" Antonio seemed to begin to taste.
What kind of mess is this! Hao Ren really wanted to slap himself, he actually discussed with a cannibal how to eat human flesh!
Antonio began his story again: "I remember that the first person to give me food was a little girl who gave me a bag of mooncakes and two sausages. Because it was the first time I ate a sausage, I put the membrane on it in my mouth and chewed it, and the little girl came to teach me to remove the membrane from the sausage. It was the best food I've ever eaten in my life, much better than human flesh. I vowed never to eat human flesh again. (To be continued.) )