Chapter 733: Teach Childe a lesson

Yang Zheng was overjoyed and said, "With the eldest lady with you, the emperor Lao Tzu's ass is also going to touch it?"

The eldest lady glanced at him with a red face and smiled: "I hate it-?"

The two of them were talking as if no one was around, and they didn't take the boy in their eyes at all, which suddenly caused the unhappiness of the son, snorted coldly, and was about to scold two sentences, when suddenly his eyes rolled and he thought about it. He smiled at everyone and said, "Everyone, I just thought of an anagram and want you to guess it!"

Everyone suddenly became interested, and a young man smiled and said: "It's rare that Pan Gongzi has such a Yaxing, I'm going to guess it?"

The boy glanced at Yang Zheng, gently opened the paper fan, shook it lightly, and said: "You have to listen well, the riddle below is that Tang Yu has it, Yao Shun has it, Shang Zhou has it, Tang Wu has it, there is ancient text, and there is no modern text." ”

As soon as the words fell, everyone smiled indifferently, and their eyes inadvertently swept Yang Zheng.

Yang Zheng was laughing with the eldest lady, and after listening to this riddle, he said with a smile: "You see, I don't go to trouble them, but they are here to provoke me?"

The eldest lady didn't understand the mystery just now, and when she saw everyone laughing, she couldn't help but be curious, raised a delicate face, and said, "What did they say?"

Yang Zheng glanced at the boy, snorted coldly, and said, "This guy is taking the school exam?"

The eldest lady's face changed, and she was quite angry.

Yang Zheng grinned and said, "How can your father-in-law be admitted to the school casually, just watch me scold back!

The eldest lady listened to the sentence "Your father-in-law" blushed, lowered her head shyly, and hummed meekly, that look is really more delicate than the peach blossoms in March.

Yang Zheng was stunned and said with a smile: "Miss, you are really, really, really good-looking?"

"Hate-?" said the eldest lady with a hot face.

Yang Zheng burst out laughing.

Shen Gongzi, who had not spoken, couldn't help but feel a little annoyed when he saw that the eldest lady and Yang Zheng were talking and laughing, snorted coldly, and suddenly smiled: "There is also a mystery below, which has a lot to do with the mystery of Brother Tai?"

The boy sighed and said, "Shen Gongzi said to listen to it?"

Shen Gongzi glanced at Yang Zheng and said, "There are those who jump, but there are none, there are tall ones, and there are no short ones." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone burst into laughter, these two anagrams have the same meaning, but everyone can see that the other party is provoking Yang Zheng, several sons, while laughing, they all made a look of watching the play.

Yang Zheng sneered: "The two are good at learning, but there is also a word puzzle below, let's listen to the two, the good have it, the evil has not, the wise have it, the stupid person has not, there is it in the mouth, there is no hand in it." ”

Shen Gongzi's face was displeased, and then he shouted: "There is on the right, there is on the left, there is in the back, there is no in the front, there is a cold day, there is no hot day." ”

Not to be left behind, the boy said, "There are those who cry, there are no laughers, there are those who scold, and there are no beaters." ”

Yang Zheng continued: "There are dumb people, there are deaf people, there are crippled people, there are no pockmarks, there are monks, and there are no Taoist priests...... What do you two think?"

Shen Gongzi's face was hot, he snorted, put away the paper fan and stopped talking.

Everyone understood it, and said in their hearts: "This person is insulting to Sven for beating people today, but this talent is really good, and even the dignified Hangzhou genius Shen Gongzi has been defeated!"

The boy smiled and said: "The son is good at learning, he admires it very much, there is a mystery here, if the son can also guess it, then it is admirable?" After speaking, without waiting for Yang Zheng to answer, he said loudly: "Blind the birds, bait the fishing fish, police dogs accompany the grass, Bao'er gives birth to a son, the wooden characters do not wear the group, the eight immortals bring a knife, the women sit side by side, and the green bamboo is higher than the sky." One sentence and one word!"

As soon as the words fell, everyone laughed, if the previous anagram still has some background, everyone is a little confused, the current anagram is too simple, even ordinary peddlers and pawns can see the mystery of this riddle, not to mention that the people present are all readers.

The boy understood his mystery by everyone, and immediately showed a smug look on his face, hugged his fists at everyone and said, "Thank you for cheering, thank you for cheering?"

The eldest lady naturally understood the meaning of the child's anagram, her pink face turned red, and she was about to scold her back, but she saw Yang Zheng smile indifferently, stepped forward and smiled at the child: "The child's talent is really superb, and I admire it very much, so I sigh to myself?"

The boy clenched his fists and smiled: "It's over, it's over?"

Yang Zheng snorted, but he heard the eldest lady come up, gently tugged at his sleeve, and said angrily: "This person is so annoying, can you teach him a lesson quickly?"

Yang Zheng smiled and said, "That's what you mean, do you see it?" "Pan Gongzi is right, I don't know what the relationship between Pan Jinlian and Gongzi is?" Yang Zheng said with a smile.

The boy was stunned for a moment, although he was prepared, but Yang Zheng's cold words of Pan Jinlian still made him cold for a moment, and he immediately sighed when he came over: "Pan Jinlian is a woman through the ages, this kid borrowed Pan Jinlian to scold my ancestors?"

Yang Zheng laughed coldly, didn't give the other party a chance to speak, and continued: "In Xia Bucai, there is also an anagram, please guess it?" As soon as the words fell, he said loudly: "You are racing with the tiger, are you willing to run in front of the tiger, or behind the tiger, or walk with the tiger?" Mind you, there are three answers to this riddle?"

As soon as this mystery came out, everyone was stunned at first, but when they understood it, they laughed out loud.

The eldest lady wanted to hold back, but this riddle can't stand up to careful thinking, under the thin line, people can't help but laugh at this riddle, how to guess is scolding, faster than a tiger is more than a beast, as fast is a beast, slower than a tiger is not as good as a beast. Angcai just scolded him for a tortoise, and he even scolded others three times in a row, this bad guy really refuses to suffer a loss?"

The boy's face was flushed, and he couldn't speak. If you want to find some more swearing, you don't have that talent to learn after all.

The maid and Li Yan'er each pursed their mouths and smiled, but they didn't expect that there would be such a witty character at today's wedding banquet, which was also interesting. Yang Zheng walked up to the eldest lady, smiled at the eldest lady, and said softly, "How is it?"

The eldest lady blushed and glanced at him and scolded, "Not bad?"

Yang Zheng pretended to be surprised and said: "This is not bad, it's not as good as scolding birds and beasts?"

The eldest lady didn't know what she thought, she snorted with a red face, and said, "I hate it?" There was a smile on her face.

That Pan Gongzi couldn't refute, his face was not good-looking, he glanced at Li Yan'er, and said in his heart: "I only care about talking to this guy, and I almost forgot to get serious?" shouted at Yang Zheng, but moved his eyes to the girl, and said: "There is no mystery to the anagram of the girl Fangcai, according to the rules, this third level girl should let me wait for the brother and Taiwan present to pass the fourth level with the girl?"

As soon as they heard Pan Gongzi's words, everyone on the field immediately shouted excitedly, and said, "Pan Gongzi is reasonable, I want to follow the girl, and ask the girl to agree?"

Yang Zheng didn't expect that this Pan Gongzi still wanted to play a scoundrel, and couldn't help but secretly scold this person for being shameless.

The eldest lady looked at the noisy people, frowned and said: "This person is so shameless, he can't match the topic of others, so he plays a scoundrel, which makes people so annoying, such a person, she must not be allowed to enter with Sister Yan'er!"

Yang Zheng said: "This is natural?"

"Let's get through?" everyone applauded loudly, but the maid and Li Yan'er didn't expect that the dignified son would be helpless, and they didn't know what to do for a while?" "You are reciting the words of the sage, and the knowledge of self-cultivation and governing the country and leveling the world, and you don't think about reporting to the court and the people at dawn, but you can't answer the anagram from the girl's house, and deliberately embarrass others, which is ridiculous!

When Pan Gongzi saw that the person who spoke was Yang Zheng, his face was immediately displeased, and he snorted heavily: "It's not that we are unreasonable, but there is no mystery to this riddle, and you are not convinced in your hearts, so you have this request, why are you embarrassed?"

Yang Zheng laughed and said, "Isn't it embarrassing, the son knows it!" After speaking, he ignored Pan Gongzi, faced the master and servant of the Li family, and said loudly: "Although this riddle can be regarded as a mystery for the ages, it is by no means without an answer, those sons who say that there is no answer, talent, just can't guess the answer?"

Li Yan'er was overjoyed when she heard this, and said, "Could it be that Gongzi knows the answer?"

Yang Zheng didn't bother to sell Guanzi, besides, he came here today, that is, to recruit relatives, his wife was bullied, how could he not help, nodded and said: "Unfortunately, I just know the mystery?"

Pan Gongzi snorted coldly and said, "You said that the riddle is true, didn't you know the Li family and deliberately came to help?"

Yang Zheng was very disgusted with this kind of person who pretended to be confused, turned his head and glared at him fiercely, sneered, and said: "Pan Gongzi is also a scholar, whether it is a mystery or not, you will know it when you hear it!"

"Hmph, I don't believe you know the mystery?" Pan Gongzi snorted coldly with great disdain.

At this time, everyone's eyes fell on Yang Zheng's face, and Li Yan'er stepped forward at this time and said lightly, "Please tell the son?"

Yang Zheng said in his heart: "My good sister, I'm here to save you!" nodded and said, "Sister, please rest assured, I will?"

Seeing that everyone's eyes were attracted, Yang Zheng was very satisfied, and said in his heart: "You see, what is a talented person, don't think that reciting a few words of the sage is a talent, a son, superior to others, in Lao Tzu's opinion, whether you are a sheep or a wolf, you are all beasts, let your group of beasts have a long experience today?"

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