Chapter 317: Ultimate Humanoid Self-Propelled Cannon!
Tianxing looked at the pomelo who was about to get angry in front of him, and hurriedly comforted:
"How is that possible...... I'm just kidding you! dear, dear. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoWe've got something to do when we get home!
Hearing this, Yuzu snorted disdainfully. pulled the little Lori and turned around and left, and Tianxing followed honestly.
"No wonder Sasuke dares to joke with me when he speaks, it turns out that I still have the identity of "brother-in-law"! And Ning Ning doesn't seem to know......" Tianxing thought helplessly.
The three of them ended up in front of a house. Well, right next door to Enkidu......
Enkidu came over from there smiling and whispered mysteriously to Yuzu. Then Yuzu also put on a peculiar expression, and said with a smile:
"Now this guy has ten years of Tianxing in his body, are you kidding?"
"Of course not, my intuition is very high! His soul is indeed younger, and strange things often happen to this guy. It should be the same this time!" Enkidu said with a smile.
Yuzu nodded and said:
"That's true...... But he's back to 10 years ago, isn't he? Aren't we just going to be able to subdue him?"
"Well, yes, and ten years ago, this guy was still ......," Enkidu said temptingly.
Yuzu's eyes also lit up, and she looked eager to try.
Tianxing made a quick decision and tore open a return scroll. Disappeared in place......
When the two of them saw Tianxing running away in a panic, they couldn't help but let out a smug laugh.
Coming to the door of the grocery store, Tianxing finally breathed a sigh of relief. But I also realized that there was a grocery store here that could be ten years from now!
After pushing the door in, I saw that Misaka's sister was carrying a baby with the same hair color behind her back. He pouted and greeted him, and said:
"Master, you haven't come to see Misaka for a long time! You actually did such an excessive thing to Misaka, who is a household appliance, and left Misaka here to independently feed the newborn household appliances! What an unscrupulous master Misaka has met! Misaka told his miserable experience aggrievedly. ”
Yingcao on the other side also looked at Tianxing with tears in her eyes, and her lower abdomen was obviously bulging......
Tianxing shivered all over, and as if fleeing for his life, he quickly ran into the staff lounge!
Celti was playing a game there when she saw Skywalker come in. He pressed the pause button, asked with a smile on his face:
"What is life like in 10 years?"
"You're fixing me, right! How did this guy survive ten years? The firewood knife is cheap for him! Brother Cheng is about to lift the coffin board!" Tianxing complained loudly.
Celti smiled and said:
"This is just a possibility for your future, anyway, it's only ten days! The system is also helping you find a powerful help! Without this relationship, who will care about your life or death? If you are finished now, that group of women will all become widows! So this time, the balance system, the factory is doing its best to help you! I hope you can remove a team from the main god space!"
"It's a shady thing! The fight between the two bosses has drawn me in...... what the hell is going on," Tianxing grumbled.
Celti continued to persuade:
"Didn't you say that if you win, you will get a bonus bonus! And you won't lose money in this situation, right? The harem has already been opened, you just need to enjoy it! Where can you find such a cheap thing?"
Tianxing glanced at Celti viciously and said:
"I don't believe this humanoid auto-propelled cannon will let you go! Tell me, are you a member of the harem group? The Headless Horseman can unlock a lot of new poses! There's no reason why this guy would let go!"
When Celti heard this, her face instantly turned red...... At this time, an eight- or nine-year-old girl with a handheld computer in the next room walked out. She didn't have a head around her neck, but she was clever enough to tie her head around her body with a rope. Holding the handheld in his hand is enjoying it. Seeing Tianxing appear, he said with a smile:
"Dad, you're here! Come with me to play materials! I'm not good at cutting off my tail alone...... Mom's skills are terrible!
"How many times have you said that your head should not be so close to the screen! ...... that can affect vision," Celti grumbled, pushing the girl back into the room.
Tianxing smiled and said:
"It turns out that you were the first to be attacked! The children are so old! And you have a strong sense of substitution! You also know how to protect the child's eyesight. ”
"That's enough! Don't even think about this kind of plot in the real world! It's just one of countless world lines! You can't do it on your own! Let's go find your helper!" Celti said angrily, pushing Tianxing out of the room.
After Tianxing went out, he was afraid of being blocked by Sister Misaka and Yingcao, so he hurriedly used the return scroll to the door of the grocery store in the country of grass. He also had to inform the Heroic Spirits......
Then I realized that I seemed to be teleporting to the wrong place, and this could be a nursery!
A group of children are playing a game of war with various treasures. It looks terrifying.
Led on the left is a young boy in a red dress with a strangely shaped sword in his hand. Behind him was a little girl who wrapped herself in a magic robe and held a magic staff. At the back is a little Lori with a fox tail and animal ears......
On the other side is a long-haired girl in a suited suit and holding a sword. Standing next to him was a little boy with a bow and arrows, his hair pale green, and a pair of animal ears on his head. There's also a little Lori who looks the same as the one opposite.,And the same tail and ears.,But the personality looks completely different.,It feels like a big grin.
There was also a little girl with long hair and a spear in her hand. Standing there proudly, as if one person was always in the army.
"Hey, there's a knife over there. How about we kill the witch with the gun first? We are both sword ranks, and if we suppress the gun rank, we will definitely succeed today! Otherwise, it will be too boring for her to win every time!" said the boy in red with a smile.
The girl in the uniform also nodded and said:
"Indeed, this guy is a tough enemy! put her down first, and then we'll win!"
The people around also nodded in agreement, and directly surrounded the gun-wielding girl in the middle!
The girl with the gun laughed happily and said:
"Okay, then try to defeat me!"
Seeing that a group of bear children were about to beat the girl in the middle, Tianxing hurriedly stopped him:
"Stop! You're too dangerous!"
"Huh, Father, you're back!" Seeing this, the boy in red threw down the weapon in his hand. Laughing and running over.
Other children also greeted him, some called Dad, some called Dad, and the big personality Lori even shouted Tianxing Daddy directly......
Tianxing instantly felt that his head was big, and he could tell at a glance whose children these were all from!
At this time, the girl with the gun also came over. Said with a smile:
"Father, they can't beat me every time. It's boring!
"Who said that? That's what we let you!" said the boy in red and the girl in the uniform at the same time.
Tianxing said solemnly:
"Play and play, but you must pay attention to proportion! Otherwise, it is very dangerous to hurt the other party!"
The boy in red said dissatisfiedly:
"Got it~ Father, you say that every time, we have a sense of proportion! Even if we are injured, we can ask Skaha to use Aunt Holy Grail to help us recover!"
The others also chimed in, and Tianxing had no choice but to continue asking:
"What about the others? Uh, what about your mother?"
"They just caught the leader of Xiao, and they are discussing what to do in the palace!" said the boy in red.
Tianxing nodded, and walked in the direction of the super palace after explaining the safety again.
Halfway through, I met a little girl who was playing with clay and a little boy with slightly blue skin who was squatting by the pond to watch the fish. Tianxing was very witty and quietly spared. If nothing else, these two are the same as the group just now......
Walking into the hall of the palace, Tianxing heard Nero's voice:
"You've been captured, you need to be so excited! You've been yelling all day long to kill the performer!
Tianxing hurriedly quickened his pace and came to the center of the hall. I saw that Nagato and Xiao Nan were tied to the ground, and there were also two children who were very similar to them......
When Nagato saw Tianxing, he immediately glared and said:
"You finally dare to show your face! I thought you wouldn't see me until I killed Konoha! You must be responsible for what you did! Otherwise, even if I fought for my life, I would kill you! And then kill myself!"
"What did I do!" Tianxing asked in surprise.
Xiao Nan on the side gritted his teeth and asked:
"Are you embarrassed to ask? Have you forgotten what you did to us? Have you changed your words now that it sounded good?"
Two children, a man and a woman, also looked at Tianxing angrily, and the red-haired little boy like Nagato said to Tianxing:
"Are you the one who abandoned my mother! I must teach you a lesson for my mother!"
Another little girl also looked at Tianxing angrily......
"Okay...... Now, I admit it! I have carried all the pots! If anyone else stands up, I will admit it!" Tianxing said solemnly.
Nero instantly changed his smiling expression and helped a few people loosen their ties. Side said:
"That guy may be crazy, but it's easy to say if he admits it, everyone will be sisters in the future!
Nagato and Xiaonan glanced at Tianxing aggrievedly and pushed the child. Said:
"I used to call Dad, and this guy just confessed! Anyway, now that the world is peaceful, it's not interesting for us to make trouble all day. ”
The two children hurriedly stepped forward to call someone, and Tianxing reluctantly agreed. I feel like I'm about to break down......
At this time, the scorpion behind him poked him with his finger. And whispered:
"Everyone has children, but I don't. You used to say that a clever girl wouldn't get pregnant, but now I've reformed myself, and we can ...... tonight."
received the final blow in his heart, and finally let Tianxing cough up the mouthful of old blood in his chest. It was dark in front of him and he fainted on the ground.