I glanced at Yang Yang and smiled happily, "That's it, but you have to promise me, you can't just tell me about it, I still have to count on this thing to get rich."

Yang Yang smiled and nodded at me, and then patted his chest very seriously, "Don't worry, Brother Kun, I will definitely not tell you."

I pondered and looked at Yang Yang, "Your mouth is not easy to open the door, I will tell you if you swear"

"cao, as for it, it's useless to swear these false things," Yang Yang said as he looked at me depressedly. August 1 Chinese ≈≥≥.≈

I hummed the vocal music, "I know it doesn't work, and I don't believe in any of that." But at least it's a comfort."

"That's it, it's nothing, as long as you feel comforted in your heart" Yang Yang looked at me after finishing speaking, and thought, "Brother Kun, swear to swear, but there is a little ha, you can't take the swear of my family"

I laughed and said, "Hehe, it's quite exquisite."

"Steady, we are all particular about people, hehe" Yang Yang smiled and said.

I hummed, lit a cigarette, and took a puff, "Don't worry, I won't let you swear by your family."

"Well, then I'll do it," Yang Yang looked at me, and then he was about to swear.

I thought about it and slapped Yang Yang under the arm, "Wait?"

"CAO, what's the matter," Yang Yang looked at me depressedly.

I said, "I haven't told you anything yet."

", the first time I heard the oath, I have to follow other people's wishes," Yang Yang looked at me depressedly, scolded the street, and said, "Hurry up, don't ink, and then ink Wang Xiao should come out." ”

I hummed, spat out a cigarette, thought about it, looked at Yang Yang and said, "You don't have to swear too badly." You just said that if you leak this cheats, then you can't ** every time you go to netg with the girl kai,fang"

After hearing what I said, Yang Yang began to scold the street, ", why is Brother Kun so ruthless?" Then what if I really can't ** it?"

I smiled and looked at Yang Yang with some happy disdain, "Hehe, what you mean by this is that you really plan to tell this cheat."

Yang Yang was depressed, and then lit another cigarette, took a puff, looked at me and said, "No, I'm just afraid that if I accidentally say it in the future, then I can't be blamed."

"you, I don't care anyway. I didn't say that you should be early, Yang Wei or something, even if it is worthy of you," I said with a smile as I took a puff of my cigarette.

Yang Yang looked at me and said a little depressedly, "Can you not say it?" ”

"No," I smiled.

"Your uncle, it's so cheap, as for you" Yang Yang spat out a cigarette in frustration, "It's still not a brother, bear with it?" ”

"Well, it's my brother, that's why I'm cruel to you, lest you can't restrain yourself," I smiled and said happily.

"Cao, just say it, what's there to be afraid of" Yang Yang was depressed and then really said what he just said.

After I listened to Yang Yang, I laughed, and the laughter was exaggerated, and the people around me looked at it again.

I realized I was laughing a little bit out of shape, and then I covered my mouth, hehe. Seriously, I almost let the whole world know what I was laughing at.

Then Yang Yang depressedly slapped me under the arm, "Your uncle, laugh a few times." Now you can tell me."

I hummed and laughed again, and said slowly, "It's actually very simple, as long as you know a little bit about women, you can succeed bi,yun."

"Huh? What does it mean? Yang Yang suppressed "how to understand"

I laughed, "Hehe, don't they all say that women are strange creatures?" ”

"I know that, but I just want to know how to do it. What's the cheats?" Yang Yang looked at me and asked seriously.

I thought for a moment, took a puff of cigarette, and said, "Actually, it's quite simple. As long as you spend a long time with a girl in the future, you will naturally be able to know. The main thing is that you have to know your daughter-in-law's monthly cycle, so that you can avoid it safely."

Yang Yang sighed, took a puff from his cigarette, "I know this, it's not like I haven't studied biology before, hehe." I know a little bit about it, but how can I know the monthly cycle of women?"

I suppressed it, "Nonsense, didn't I just say it." When two people have been together for a long time, they will naturally know."

"It's a bit of a hassle, and you'll have to watch for a long time. Is there anything simple?" Yang Yang asked depressedly.

I nodded and smiled, "Yes, you just ask directly, it's easy and trouble-free."

"Hehe, it's better to do this" Yang Yang smiled, "So that you can succeed in bi, yun?" ”

"Definitely not, you have to master the rules of "I'm happy" This is the point, and the rest is foreshadowing"

Yang Yang nodded at me with some understanding and smiled, "Hehe, I understand." What rules do you have to master? ”

I pondered for a while, thought about it, and said, "To put it simply, it's the four words [first seven and last eight]." But I guess it's a bit difficult to understand."

"cao, why, do you look down on me so much" Yang Yang scolded the street depressed after hearing my words.

I smiled happily, "you, the main thing is that you're not inexperienced." I'm afraid you'll misunderstand it again."

"What's wrong with this, isn't it the first seven and the last eight" Yang Yang despised me depressedly, "The first seven days and the second eight days, right?" ”

I'm happy" is understood in this way on the surface. But you can't really count the first seven days, count the last eight days. That's to get pregnant."

"Damn, really? It's so troublesome, so what's the matter," Yang Yang took a deep breath and took a somewhat depressed puff of his flue.

I took a puff of cigarette and looked at Yang Yang with a somewhat depressed look, and said, "Actually, you don't have to remember a lot, you just remember that the closer you are to the first day of the Yue Sutra, the safer it is, and the farther away it is, the more dangerous it is." But your premise is that you have to know the cycle of women, don't forget to count it."

Yang Yang suppressed and sighed, ", Brother Kun, I'm a little confused." How do I feel messed up?"

I listened to Yang Yang's words, and giggled, "You don't talk nonsense." If it could be a cheats. ”

Yang Yang took a deep breath and spit out a cigarette, "Paralyzed, this woman is really a strange creature, it's too troublesome."

I smiled and said, "Trouble is trouble, but it's not okay to leave"

"Hehe, too" Yang Yang smiled, "Brother Kun, you do this every time?" ”

I took a deep breath and said, "Don't talk about me yet." In short, you just remember the first seven and the last eight. If you don't know how to count, you can ask the woman and count again. Don't be fooled."

"CAO, I'm not good at math" Yang Yang was depressed and had a "headache"

I giggled and said, "You're saying this as if I'm good at math."

Yang Yang sighed and looked at me, "Then let's do it first, anyway, I know the rules and cheats, and it's almost the day."

I was happy, "Don't worry, there will be opportunities and time for you to calculate in the future, first practice and practice"

Yang Yang smiled and nodded, and then the two of us were happy, and then Wang Xiao came out of the toilet inside, and looked at me and Yang Yang and smiled after coming over, "What are you two talking about, why are you so happy?"