Chapter 1: The Grand Governor of Heaven reprimands the recruits
Looking at the sky, the place where the Ziwei Star and the Big Dipper Star are reflected in the distance above the nine heavens is the entrance to the legendary "South Heavenly Gate". Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoThe majestic heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals next to the South Heavenly Gate are guarding the front of the door. Entering the South Heavenly Gate and entering the Heavenly Palace is also the entrance to the Heavenly Realm. The heavenly court is supported by nine layers of floating cloud shields. There are many fairy islands, above the floating clouds.
And at this moment, there is a scene of prosperity in the sky.
At the same time, in another corner of the Heavenly Court:
"You newcomers, all be quiet for Lao Tzu! You have all practiced in the mortal world for hundreds or thousands of years, and you have never learned how to contact the leader? What should you do when the leader speaks?
A short and fat entourage accompanied the smiling face, looked at the leader's face, handed over the wine gourd at the right time, full of sycophancy, Bai Jiazi snatched the wine gourd and drank a few sips, held his head high, looking forward to himself.
Seeing the boss lose his temper, another skinny little follower shovel was even more pretending to be a fox, pushing and shoving the little immortals in the audience: "What are you staring at, don't line up yet, say what about you, say you! Hurry up and stand up, if you don't stand well, I will throw you down to the mortal world and re-cultivate for hundreds of years later!"
The little immortals in the audience saw that the leader was majestic and majestic, and they were really a little scared, after all, they were all new to the heavenly court, and they didn't know the rules of the heavenly court.
Bai Jiazi cleared his throat and walked on the stage with a figure of eight official steps, and the words were round: "The deity will introduce himself first, and the deity will be named Bai Jiazi,
The immortal age is 2300 years, and it is an old immortal who ascended to immortality in the Spring and Autumn Period. The general who was in charge of the 100,000 army of the Chu State in the mortal world, and later because of his sincere worship of the Taishang Laojun, he became an immortal and ascended to the heavenly court, and is now in charge of the health power within the range of 8,000 miles of the heavenly court! There are more than 200 small immortals under his hands! Since you are assigned to me, you must obey the leadership of the deity, work honestly, work seriously, and see the deity, more stammering, less nonsense! If the deity is happy, I will give you a title of ten immortals, and let you lead the new immortals to taste what it is like to be a leader, if you provoke the deity, let alone the ten immortals, throw you one by one down to the mortal world and cultivate for a few hundred years!"
After that, the fat man who understood the leader's preferences ran over, sorted out the cloak for Bai Jiazi, patted the wrinkles on his body, Bai Jiazi nodded with satisfaction, and said majestically: "Well, let your little shovel fairy assign tasks to you!" and then strode off the stage, the fat winter melon little sweeper followed behind Bai Jiazi with a wine gourd, and the two of them stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds and floated away.
For a while, the thin monkey shovel became the "number one" here, he pretended to be a fox, a fox and a tiger, and tried his best to imitate the appearance of Bai Jiazi's leader and stood on the stage to assign tasks. But because he looks thin and small, he looks particularly funny.
Xiao Shovel cleared his throat: "You newcomers, listen up, our leader is a donkey, oh no, he is a master who eats soft and does not eat hard, and his old man is a means of radish and stick to his subordinates!
The little fairies below shouted: "Uncle Shovel, what is the radish mallet?"
Xiao Shovel picked up the wine gourd and took a sip of it, and gestured with his hand and said: "The so-called radish and stick, that is, if you do a good job, do a good job of hygiene in the heavenly court, pick up the confetti on the ground, and clean the **** shovel pulled by the dog and the fairy pets, don't offend other immortals, and then take a good lead to the leader, stammering you shovel uncle and me, I will help you say a few good words in front of our leader, our lord is happy, naturally I will give you radish to eat, and give you benefits!" If you cheat and play tricks, don't obey the leader's arrangement, or provoke me to shovel my uncle, and the lord is furious, then what awaits you is to eat a big stick!"
"Do you have any other questions?" said the skinny monkey with his hands on his hips, looking "I know everything".
When the little immortals heard this, the leader asked a question, and the whole audience was boiling: "What is the name of our leader?" A new immortal secretly glanced at the small shovel and asked the person next to him quite fearfully.
"It seems to be...... Bai Jiazi" The other one secretly glanced at the little shovel, and immediately shut up after speaking, for fear of being discovered by the little shovel.
Put on airs...... Hahaha...... Xiaoxian, who asked at first, couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey, what about you, that's right, that's you, the one who covered his mouth and smiled! What are you laughing at? Do you want to go back to the mortal world to cultivate for a few hundred more years?
Xiaoxian was frightened and immediately closed his mouth, looked at Uncle Shovel in awe, and secretly felt that he had fallen into blood mold. If you come to this place and happen to be caught snickering again, you will definitely be unlucky!
Sure enough, Shovel smiled. Then he reverted to majesty and said, "Since you are so happy, Uncle Ben will assign you a task first, and you will be responsible for the sanitation of the dog walking factory!"
"Listen, now I'm going to issue you a work permit, and each of you must bring your work card with you when you go to work. The work card has your immortal name, work area, group, and who the leader of your own group is! If there is anything you don't understand, you can ask the team leader first. The team leader doesn't know, you can also ask you to shovel uncle, you can also ask you to sweep uncle, but remember, it's better not to ask our leader! The leader has a lot of opportunities every day, and he has no time to take care of you! Do you understand?"
"Understood...... "The little fairies in the audience are submissive one by one, for fear of accidentally offending this little thin man.
With the precedent just now, everyone is even more afraid to speak, for fear of saying the wrong thing and being assigned to another dog walking factory.
"Everyone's fine!
"It's okay," the little fairies replied loudly in unison.
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, our slogan is..."Comprehensively renovate the environment and build a clean heavenly court!"
"Have you memorized everything? Okay, tell me everything if you remember everything!"
"Comprehensively renovate the environment and build a clean heavenly court~"
"Very good, wait to get the work clothes! Get the employee handbook, hey, say you, what do you see. Don't go to get things yet, hey, hey, you guys in the front row, give them a manual, one for each person, and then go to the position on the work card, look for the leader, and then recognize the road first, if you have any questions, come to me!"
Walked off the stage. Looks like a big guy